Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I actually made a short video calling him out about his "inheritance" and blatantly telling him that IF his parents leave him anything, it will likely be in a trust and controlled by one of his siblings.
In order for Lucas to keep getting SSI while accepting a trust, I think he'd need a separate payee like we assume he has now. Which means he wouldn't get to spend much of it unless he wants to actually do things in life beyond being a hobo spouting gobblygook at his phone.
 
I always greatly enjoy your posts in this thread, you have a very witty and understated way of pointing out the most ridiculous aspect of Lucas's output.

It's funny, but whenever I hear the title of his opus I always think that it's wound like what a knife makes, not wound like what you do with a clock. At first I thought Lucas was intending Double entendre, that he was suggesting that this clock wound world was somehow coming to fruition through exposure of his wound, but then I woke up and realized that was altogether too sophisticated for anything produced by Lukas Colby Werner.

I too lost interest in wound rather quickly, because as you said it seemed to be an autistic listing of details rather than an actual plot.

I don't think I actually made it to any of the actual listed characters, such as they are.

I've often wondered if Lucas's cyclical bloviating is indicative of his schizotypal condition, or whether that's his uniquely pathetic mind that just recycled the same three or four thoughts over and over again: Bernie Sanders, young women, fraught politics, money bad except when I have it or can show off my possessions.

As much as Lucas can be exhausting because of how incredibly repetitive he is and how none of his thoughts progress to any sort of epiphany or understanding of his own condition, despite the fact that all he does is navel gaze, what ultimately puts me off of his content from time to time is how thoroughly obnoxious he is.
The cycle and the fixating is a symptom of certain mental illnesses, yeah. Same problem as the crazy homeless guy who’s telling you about the (unlikely) end of the world on the street corner every day, different fixation.
 
I just woke up to get a drink and for whatever reason, my spidey sense was tingling. I decided to check Instagram. Horrible Instagram filter aside:

Is... is that a hospital gown? Did they give him a hospital gown to sleep in. Screenshot_20200526-035108_Instagram.jpg

Also, this dude clearly doesn't understand words. "Verdant field of green" is redundant. It literally means "green with grass or other rich vegetation". What Lucas doesn't know could fill the Grand Canyon.
 
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Probably just preparing for his inevitable trip to Eastern State again. Man what I'd give to see the crazy incel in a mental hospital from his initial moments to when they dope him up and finally throw his creeper ass back into the wild
I just woke up to get a drink and for whatever reason, my spidey sense was tingling. I decided to check Instagram. Horrible Instagram filter aside:

Is... is that a hospital gown? Did they give him a hospital gown to sleep in.
 
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I just woke up to get a drink and for whatever reason, my spidey sense was tingling. I decided to check Instagram. Horrible Instagram filter aside:

Is... is that a hospital gown? Did they give him a hospital gown to sleep in.
Did they give him this dressing gown because folks complained that he reeked?
 
Did they give him this dressing gown because folks complained that he reeked?

That wouldn't surprise me a bit. As far as i'm aware hobo shelters don't generally hand out that kind of clothing as a regular thing so it makes more sense that somebody complained and they gave him a story about having his clothing washed for him or something to that effect 'but in the meantime you'll have to wear this'

Which explains why he is wearing that and not some other clothes of his own

The fact that he brags about it shows he isn't aware of the real reason they gave him that to wear. As usually hes completely oblivious
 
That wouldn't surprise me a bit. As far as i'm aware hobo shelters don't generally hand out that kind of clothing as a regular thing so it makes more sense that somebody complained and they gave him a story about having his clothing washed for him or something to that effect 'but in the meantime you'll have to wear this'

Which explains why he is wearing that and not some other clothes of his own

The fact that he brags about it shows he isn't aware of the real reason they gave him that to wear. As usually hes completely oblivious
Agreed. Unless he's lying and he's been locked up.

Remember how long it took him to even acknowledge that he been kicked out of Pioneer Place?

One thing's incontrovertible though, he sure looks like a crazy person in that photograph
 
It must be mentally exhausting to have these inane circular arguments swirling around in your brain 24/7. He is putting completely unrelated concepts together and with Lucas Logic uncovering these ”contradictions” that prove he is right and the world is wrong. Then he repeats these to himself over and over until it makes him manic. If he could just fixate on something productive or outside himself, he could make some gains in life.

But yeah, I know. He’s crazy.
 
I just woke up to get a drink and for whatever reason, my spidey sense was tingling. I decided to check Instagram. Horrible Instagram filter aside:

Is... is that a hospital gown? Did they give him a hospital gown to sleep in.

That is how we keep up with hygiene at HOC, make them put their belongings in a locker, shower, and then wear a hospital gown to sleep in the dorm. They change back into their street clothes in the morning.

What is interesting about this post is that he is not allowed to have his phone up in the dorm, it’s an automatic kicked out for the night and he would have to start over the process of getting a bed again. The fucking dumbass makes photographic evidence of him breaking this rule and jeopardizing his place to live.
 
That is how we keep up with hygiene at HOC, make them put their belongings in a locker, shower, and then wear a hospital gown to sleep in the dorm. They change back into their street clothes in the morning.

What is interesting about this post is that he is not allowed to have his phone up in the dorm, it’s an automatic kicked out for the night and he would have to start over the process of getting a bed again. The fucking dumbass makes photographic evidence of him breaking this rule and jeopardizing his place to live.
Well, it would add to his blooming lunacy if he did get kicked out of HOC.

He broke these out today, no reason given outside of a “friend” found them online.
If I'm remembering right, those pictures have already been posted back in this thread.

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Hey Lucas, you're so "handsome" and "well adjusted" the only girlfriend you've been able to get was old enough to be your mother. Even she woke up and kicked your pedo ass out. I'm sure your father does not want for his insane pedo son Lucas to procreate. Remember what your mother said -- a girlfriend is not in the cards.

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He broke these out today, no reason given outside of a “friend” found them online.
The way his name is highlighted looks like Ancestry.

So.... I subscribe to Ancestry. I got those two pictures and more from a simple five minute search including former addresses and a phone number (I assume an old one).Screenshot_20200526-113509_Ancestry.jpgScreenshot_20200526-113533_Ancestry.jpgScreenshot_20200526-113650_Ancestry.jpgScreenshot_20200526-113714_Ancestry.jpgScreenshot_20200526-113746_Ancestry.jpgScreenshot_20200526-113900_Ancestry.jpg
 
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Well, it would add to his blooming lunacy if he did get kicked out of HOC.

I mean would anybody really be surprised if he gets kicked out of there? He couldn't even manage to avoid getting kicked out of an apartment with far laxer requirements than the shelter has

Give it time. Sooner or later he'll do or say something to get his ass booted out
 
What a fat dork.

The HS photos are priceless and very funny, in a mirthless, bleak way. While nobody looks great in that type of photo, he comes off especially doughy and soft.

Considering that Lucas is obsessed with balling 16 year olds, seeing him as a fat, creepy 16 year old is a revelation. I recommend revisiting his song "Teenage Bondage" in light of these pics.

You can almost see the rejection in him, as all the "smart pretty interesting girls" laugh at him and call him gay on the rare occasion he has the nerve to approach them.
 
Deep-diving into Lucas's shit is just sad. You can tell from the group photos I posted that he was the outsider, even in a group that, in my experience, forms into an adopted family of sorts. Even as a teen, he was alienated and likely ignored, overall. It is actually pretty telling of why he desperately grasps at affection as an adult. He just wants to be acknowledged, even if the attention he gets is negative.
 
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