The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

TLoU2 is pretentious Cannes art film shit in video game form. The first one had strains of that, here and there, but TLoU2 dials it up to the next level. Druckmann clearly thinks he's a "fine artiste".

The problem is that this game has a budget in the area of a hundred million dollars. Who would deliberately take a risk going for niche appeal with so much on the line? I could see an indie game made in someone's basement for under a hundred grand in labor foisting a story and visuals like this on us, but not something with half the budget of the most expensive blockbusters ever made.
I mean, "niche appeal" might be pushing it. Hack misery porn will probably never be more popular than it is now. Maybe this will be the straw that kills that genre. I wouldn't mind.
 
But... yeah, it wouldn't surprise me that there was some sort of collusion in the "hack" that led to this mess becoming public knowledge. They knew that if they released it onto an unsuspecting public they'd end up being utterly panned and a laughing stock. By leaking it in advance they can do a PR offensive and soften up the public by giving the access media stories about hackers and a narrative about Russian bots or -ists and -phobes all ganging up on them
Stupidest shit ever. They could just not release it or make a good game. Making an intentionally subversive shit game and then leaking it so people can shit over it and not buy it is stupid as hell.

On top of that it's typically the opposite of what happens in big money environments. They're more likely to value short term over long term so they wouldn't intentionally tank both their high value IP and big investment AAA game.
 
lmfao has this been posted yet

"Doctor Uckmann

Real name: Dr. Uckmann
Brains: 100
Brawn: 60
Affiliation: The New Dogs

Once a well-respected researcher, Doctor Uckmann's questionable experiments in the realm of pushing humans limits saw him ostracised from the scientific community. Even the morally-compromised Laurent Foucault of SPARK Laboratories found his work dubious. Undeterred, Uckmann continued his work in secret, creating super-AI to do his bidding and protect his research while he and The New Dogs stage high-tech heists to fund it all. Constantly moving his lab location so no one can find him, he longs for the day where his subjects will be treated as equals.

Neutral villain"
 
Here you have it. In full glory. This is what you asked for lol
"You stupid old man."

Even without context to the original Last of Us, this is merciless and barbaric.

Joel didn't even know who Abby was, yet here she comes with a shotgun and golf club and just goes to town with him. Why?

Then Ellie sees Joel in distress, knowing what they've both been through before, tries to stop them, only to be stopped and beaten up by the mob. Abby just looks as some mad, selfish character.

What was even the point of that? I'm disgusted, just from that alone.
 
Did. . . did we gaslight the 'tards at ResetEra into actually believing Abby is a tranny? Boy, are they in for a disappointment.

I don't think Dina already being in another relationship is going to matter because he'll totally be killed just to avoid the awkwardness of Ellie being a homewrecker.
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The cucked asian dude gets killed by Abby too lmao
Still working my way through the fallout but I fucking called it.

Not that it was really that hard of a call. If Ellie is going to walk out on Dina for revengeance, Dina can't have her pocket cuck around to go back to (also, Ellie can't look like a homewrecker).
 
Not to be a prude but what does a hardcore sex scene do to contribute to the game overall? There are many tasteful ways to depict a sex scene that doesn't rely on full frontal nudity of poorly designed breasts that are the sole result of titty skittles? A deep kiss and cut to black before seeing the characters under a blanket would convey the same romantic tone without resorting to hideous nude models that make the audience creeped out when they see them. From what I remember from the original leaks Ellie and her dyke girlfriend are just depicted in their underwear after their sex scene and it conveys the same lovers tone as this...eye gouging scene.

Indoctrination. Simple as.

"We need to normalize non-heteronormative sexualities!"
 
"hey anon, we're going down to the mall to pick up the new naughty dog game. need a lift?"
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lmfao has this been posted yet

"S-see? Naughty Dog's staffers were making jokes about the endless crunch! They were all okay with the compulsory unpaid overtime and backstabbing-happy corporate culture because they put this easter egg in! Take that, racist misogynist transphobic Russian trolls!"

*cries softly into a big bottle of vodka*

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"hey anon, we're going down to the mall to pick up the new naughty dog game. need a lift?"
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Still passes better than Abby.
 
Watching the stream...this game is so boring I think that's a greater issue than the awful plot at this point.

Barely anything has happened and the pacing is too slow. And I just don't care.

This is why you wait until AFTER the stream, cause by then, a bunch of anons will have captured all the good parts for everyone else to enjoy
 
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Lol. They are the chuds who like COD. They routinely wrap their lips round Activizzard's hideous cock whenever the next one comes out. Their fellatio of Last of Us is the COD-pieces trying to pretend they're smarter than they actually are.l

I resent this remark.
 
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