The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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But all I can really say is I feel very bad for Bailey. Especially after having a child with Troy Baker
Bailey never had a romantic relationship with Baker. She's married to and has a son with Travis Willingham, who is also in the game, along with the rapper Common, who is very good friends with Ashley Johnson (Ellie), who also appears in Critical Role with Bailey and Willingham.

This game is fairly incestuous.
 
Huh, I'd call him the Michael Bay of video games for that... but... honestly, at least Michael knows how to have fun.
Bay's movies aren't high brow, aren't intelligent... but they are pure dumb fun. Something I can get some friends together for, slug back some drinks, and just have a ball with.


She did the motion capture for Abby apparently. How much you want to bet Druckmann played the male part in the sex scene?

Also "my favorite characters" lol

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how much do you wanna bet this guy REALLY wants to fuck Bailey, and this is as close as he could get without Willingham turning him into a fucking pretzel.
 
This guy is probably fine with IGN giving Godhand a 3 or Rock Paper Shotgun whining about Underrail being too hard and niche. User reviews are the only reviews that matter.
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Anyone who buys that guitar deserves the John Belushi treatment
You can get a good guitar for way less than 2000 dollars. If this thing is even worth the price, I'll be shocked.
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Gems from Twitter. Troy's is particularly dumb and tone deaf.
A hermaphrodite should have voiced Kaine. Such bigotry.
 
I forgot which post i was going to quote, but
DRUCKMANN IS A FUCKING MADMAN.
Not only did he watch some other guy fuck Laura Bailey in a mocap suit, he got to have his own self-insert fuck the character Bailey is mocapping as, which is a tranny.
This is 4D self aggrandization, and he got paid 100 million USD to do it. Fucking beautiful. Hats off him for pulling off such a big, beautiful conjob on Sony!
 
The story is so bad that the fact that the 18 minute ending is out and it consists entirely of "push analog forward" and "hit square once" during the Abby fight for gameplay.

When is the last actual gameplay in this game? The entire last hour or more could be a giant cutscene.

Also, I need to know what happens if you fail that final fight QTE - did they actually program something (not a full ending of course) where Abby wins that fight?
 
The story is so bad that the fact that the 18 minute ending is out and it consists entirely of "push analog forward" and "hit square once" during the Abby fight for gameplay.

When is the last actual gameplay in this game? The entire last hour or more could be a giant cutscene.

Also, I need to know what happens if you fail that final fight QTE - did they actually program something (not a full ending of course) where Abby wins that fight?
YES! We saw a cutscene for it early on, where Ellie just fucking dies. Graphically.
 
YES! We saw a cutscene for it early on, where Ellie just fucking dies. Graphically.

Isn't that the fight in the warehouse/garage thing, or is there a different death in the actual lake?

I think that beating is still in the game, but at the halfway point. I think Ellie goes after Abby twice because Tommy and Jesse die the first time.
 
it's retarded that after all of that Abby is still able to hold her own again Ellie.
So they have a whole cutscene of Ellie dying horribly, but won't let us finish off Abby
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when he does.
That's hopeful.
 
I forgot which post i was going to quote, but
DRUCKMANN IS A FUCKING MADMAN.
Not only did he watch some other guy fuck Laura Bailey in a mocap suit, he got to have his own self-insert fuck the character Bailey is mocapping as, which is a tranny.
This is 4D self aggrandization, and he got paid 100 million USD to do it. Fucking beautiful. Hats off him for pulling off such a big, beautiful conjob on Sony!

To some extent you got to give credit to the man, what other mad lad could nuke a franchise, a company, and a couple hundred million to make his own wank material.
 
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