Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Hey @Lowtax, I'll buy the forums off you for 500 bucks. I'll even throw in my ex's number. You'll like her, she's fucking insane.

Low-T is putting the "mad" back in "smashing mad pussy."

Honestly probably the number 1 thing he could learn from this is to learn from Logan what BPD medicine she's taking and get on those instead instead of ambien and box wine.

There isn't "BPD medication" any more than there is "being an asshole" medication. It just means your personality is basically fucking garbage and you are a worthless person. No pill fixes that.

lmao @ "Contingency plan" and "coup".

Just like those cornballs in the CHAZ goons love to larp and take their shit way too seriously. It's a god damned message board. What else do these people do with their time besides injecting horse-piss and screaming at mods?

This is actually something they can do and have been doing already, though. All Low-T has done is provide the bare minimum amount of money to keep it up, keeping most of what people donate for himself. I'm sure they're entirely capable of running a shitty barely functional web forum.

I think his taste in women follows his mental decline and ego. Megan was not a goon. I remember being shocked Lowtax was married to a woman hosting bible studies. Megan had next to no SA participation on the forums.

Megan is the only class act in all of this shit other than his daughter with her who told him to get lost. She even helped LA escape, with no possible benefit to herself, even though she had no particular reason to like her.

Like, I don't really give a shit about this whole trans thing. I've never been a doubter, because I come from a part of the world where the whole thing is quite normal and has been for centuries. Saw and knew about trans people before I reached double digits. Treated like shit they were and still are, but not questioned in authenticity.

Those people are genuine because there was literally no benefit, socially or otherwise, to being one of their number. Historically they've been treated horribly and why would you ever want to be in that position?

The current troon fad is entirely different, with a weird cult of AGP heterosexual males who actively recruit and exploit their status as a protected "minority" for everything it is worth.

Ironically, they also treat actual trans people like absolute shit, call them "truscum" and "transmedicalists" and all kinds of other things, and even actively try to get them to kill themselves, probably out of some kind of projected self-loathing at knowing what disgusting frauds they are personally.

SA more or less invented the troonery that spread out like a cancer to the rest of the Internet, or at least imported it from tumblr (maybe during the Dangan Ronpa shit people have mentioned). I'm not sure of the chronology there.
 
There isn't "BPD medication" any more than there is "being an asshole" medication. It just means your personality is basically fucking garbage and you are a worthless person. No pill fixes that.

Once again, you are incorrect to an incredible degree

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his spine hurts so bad he has to drive fast to the hospital you bigot.



Lowtax's mom? Or are they divorced?
Dick's middle name iirc is Charles, dunno about dad, so if you see a different abbreviation it might be dad. Also, I am 90% sure it's been confirmed years ago by Taxbeater himself that his folks are divorced.
 
I hadn't gone to the tax records until now, but yeah he does not own the house. He owns a Nissan Armada but I'm sure he's leasing the GTR.
The other vehicles you're seeing and the other house are his parents'.

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They bought him a Porsche 911? :story:
I didn't think that many goons were left at this point. I thought they all transitioned and got jobs in the government. At least not enough to pay for a $90k+ A8 lease or $115K+ for a base model carrera S. I made fun of him for years, but dude has owned cars as nice as or nicer than mine chugging barefoot and popping pills in a strip mall.

didn't see the post on facebook logan made about the 2020 gtr
 
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Before Lowtax did his huge pity party in April 2019, prompting the massive goonrush to toss money into the hole in his backyard, he had about 324 backers. Currently he has about 381. Some of these people might just not have gotten the memo yet and haven't unbacked. The others are probably the ones who decided to donate to gaming garbage unironically and then forgot they backed him.
What an incredible piece of rancid shit he is. Within six months of “so broke, need money for my spine bills and toddler, plz help me goons” he was flying to Utah to stay for a month in a hotel to bang pussy half his age, ordering GoldBelly, tossing Ashlii and baby to the curb and leasing a new GT-R.

Basically all that goon rush money was Lowtax’s undoing, but it was a great investment for KF entertainment. He milked the saps for six figures in one year.

BTW the lease on a GT-R is $1800 per month and the lease is 42 months. So Lowtax’s pateron is still just barely enough to cover the lease on his mid-life crisis mobile.
 
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Crosspost.

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Here is an update on the BnR sex pest situation. You'll love the "we don't want to actually do it." subtones.
In our undying efforts at total transparency we will share absolutely none of the evidence proving Tashi is a sex pest. It really doesn’t matter what was actually said, only how it made someone feel. Trust us on this.

Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Secrecy is transparency.
 
I fucking hate this cloying, trumped up sanctimonious tone these utter fucking nobodies adopt when they get the slightest bit of 'responsibility'.

Literally every action in these people's lives is a machine-learned cargo-cult version of activity x (conversing/adulting/masculinity/enjoying a normal adult hobby/being a spouse/being a parent and on and on) that they've obtained sufficient data input on "how to do" from tv and hollywood. They base their tone of internet-authority "I had to make some corrective disciplinary actions" on like some skinny old spinster target manager from a movie. Or maybe like a fierce black movie slay queen DoctorScientist cutting all the white males from her dept so the cure for cancer and aids can be found and just maybe the cure for racism along the way.
 
watching this dudes life fall apart in real time is fucking funny when contrasted with the penny arcade guys. just a bunch of nerds with no marketable skills that were part of the efront shit that happened in the early days. i remember even a pa post where they went to lowtaxs place when they were all living in seattle and referred to it as a 'fucking cave'.

now the pa guys run conventions and charities around the world and seem to be doing very well from playing games to the point where they make boring comincs about their stable family lives and healthy relationships with their children. lowtax is a pill popping wife beater that lives in missouri that is one bad day away from living in a trailer park.

i tried to find that post but instead got an even better one showing just how petty he is and how he holds grudges forever

 
watching this dudes life fall apart in real time is fucking funny when contrasted with the penny arcade guys. just a bunch of nerds with no marketable skills that were part of the efront shit that happened in the early days. i remember even a pa post where they went to lowtaxs place when they were all living in seattle and referred to it as a 'fucking cave'.

now the pa guys run conventions and charities around the world and seem to be doing very well from playing games to the point where they make boring comincs about their stable family lives and healthy relationships with their children. lowtax is a pill popping wife beater that lives in missouri that is one bad day away from living in a trailer park.

i tried to find that post but instead got an even better one showing just how petty he is and how he holds grudges forever


drew curtis of drew curtis ® fark.com ® and his wife and happy kids was a fun topic to troll gbs with a few years back.

I think the guy privately owns the company and pays himself like a 60k salary, probably drives like an accord and lives in a boring house.
 
Imagine if your spouse tried to take your phone, and dug their nails into your fingers while trying to wrestle it away to the point of fucking bleeding. Can you blame her?

And he reached over his daughters in the bed to do it. Then he has the nerve to blame his ex-wife's lies/crazy/whatever for the younger daughter having panic attacks every time she tries to fall asleep sleep at his house.
 
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