Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[haunted vagina]

Lowtax grew up in an upper middle class family and went to Vanderbilt before dropping out to yell about video games online. He doesn't have generations of self-destructive underclass habits bred into him, he just has the addiction gene and no one in his life to tell him that it's not 1997 anymore and you can't make a million dollars off the Internet just by putting in the bare minimum to have an online presence. There's no excuse for the way he is besides a lifetime of being surrounded by enablers.

 

[AnOminous]

you have to get convicted, and not every state has laws about that. Which is ridiculous, since so many mass shooters have a history as domestic violence perpetrators.

Missouri doesn't have a gun prohibition on even convicted misdemeanor domestic violence offenders. However, federal law has that covered. Missouri also apparently doesn't have an automatic ban on owning guns for people with pending domestic violence charges or with a restraining order related to domestic violence, although a court could probably impose such a restriction with cause. There probably isn't cause in this case though.

 

[thx1138]

Sadly his patreon will probably become one of those zombie patreons that gets $500 a month because people have forgotten they're giving him money and never check their credit card statements.

You're probably right but I wouldn't hate to see it get insultingly low. Like, $31/mo. or something like that. Enough that when he finally hits absolute basement rock bottom he can't turn his nose up at it but it reminds him that (FOUR DAYS AGO, NOW!) he was making nearly eight thousand dollars a month to do fuck-all. And I hope that realization burns.

 

[Ilmseil]

They had to live the garbage fire, so I doubt they want to watch more of it.

Of course Lowtax bitched out his daughter and told her he was done with her because she had some sense of morality and called him out for cheating on his wife with Logan. Lauren was told she had no clue what she was talking about and to stfu. She might be enjoying the sense of being proven right x10000.

Megan is certainly warming her hands against the hot glow of the dumpster fire online.

"You stupid bitch, you think that retard book THE BIBLE can tell you something about morality??? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MORALITY or relationships, but you already JUDGED me because I'm flying out to Utah to fuck some insane whore half my age and leave your stepmother alone in the house with an infant and three pit bulls? LOL you know nothing about morality and neither does that gay dumb sky wizard book!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU, I DON'T WANT YOU AROUND ME, I DON'T WANT YOU TO CLICK MY LINKS!!!!11!!!1!"

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I estimate as long as mommy is there to cover for him, he won't take the easy way out. I know all the other peripheral reasons for the stream shutting down the way it did but it did seem like he got really squirrely about questions involving his lawyer-mother's possible involvement, possible use of connections, regarding him evading consequences for getting violent with his other relationships.

His mother spent her career as a lawyer in a mid-size city and he just picked his divorce lawyer out of a phone book? GTFO. It’s as believable as Logan only being a business partner.

(Interesting she also says she was cleaning his house and taking care of him. I guess being a slutty maid is a business woman thing. It must have been confusing for her to be scrubbing toilets and not speaking to stakeholders.)

She also stated she officially moved in with Rich on May 5. So it took a bit over a month of living together for this shitshow of a relationship to go nuclear.

 

[AnOminous]

It was never confirmed to be genuine, but after listening to the latest recording, I'm willing to believe it is.

Imagine being such a cunt that you had to throw in some fedora tipping atheism too, with your life such an utter catastrophe that to any Christian, you are living evidence of where a life without God leads.

 

[DuckSucker]

His mother spent her career as a lawyer in a mid-size city and he just picked his divorce lawyer out of a phone book? GTFO.

No, I believe it. I dont think he wants to tell his mom he's in trouble, let alone for beating women. And potential drug and alcohol abuse.

 

[Sabrina]

Thread has been back for a while now. Logan asked them to delete the foot pic, and after they did they moved it back to GBS (mod forum is where bad threads go since deleting them breaks the site)

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

They just want Lowtax out, as he's become a pilled up albatross around their necks.

...which is funny, since the moderation/administration team on SA has been the albatross holding the forums back for more than a decade.

An albatross around another albatross's neck, an infinite regression of albatrosses, it's albatrosses all the way down, etc.

 

[Hesa]

Is there any way to watch or listen to The Dick Show without giving money?

 

[Aquinas]

well with NP2 dead
i suppose so, yes

 

[White Devil]

...which is funny, since the moderation/administration team on SA has been the albatross holding the forums back for more than a decade.

An albatross around another albatross's neck, an infinite regression of albatrosses, it's albatrosses all the way down, etc.

Albatrossception!

 

[Toshiba]

OK so according to him, Ashli is now a trustworthy source. Good to know.
Let me just remind myself what she said about him... Oh.. Might want to rethink that one Rich.

Also, if you're looking to save money on your pills you should check out fentanyl. Much better bang for your buck, you'll probably never even need to reorder!

 

[Goy Sheckelstein]

Looks like Lowtax is transferring all SA assets to Jeffrey of YOSPOS. I bet this all blows over in a few weeks and SA continues being moderated and thought policed by actual communists and other terrible moderators who ban you for disagreeing with them. Who knows? I'd really enjoy it if Jeff would purge the entire modmin staff and start over with better people, but there are no 'better people' when it comes to goons.

 

[Beavis]

Looks like Lowtax is transferring all SA assets to Jeffrey of YOSPOS. I bet this all blows over in a few weeks and SA continues being moderated and thought policed by actual communists and other terrible moderators who ban you for disagreeing with them. Who knows? I'd really enjoy it if Jeff would purge the entire modmin staff and start over with better people, but there are no 'better people' when it comes to goons.
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This was talked about already. I’ll believe it when I see it. There are too many things that could kill the deal and it’s in the early stages.

 

[Polyboros2]

He was Corbin Dallas Multipass, he had been hosting all of his images posted here on an SA server and was trying to harvest IPs so he could ban them on SA, all the while sucking KF's cock until he got his alt banned here. For some reason I'm not allowed to view his profile but the search works (lol).

His weird script thing didn't work either.

When the did this all come out?

I never interacted with him but I definitely recognized the name, though I didn't realize he'd been banned. And from what I can tell that was before he was discovered to be Lowtax.

 

[AnOminous]

This was talked about already. I’ll believe it when I see it. There are too many things that could kill the deal and it’s in the early stages.

Richard's narc rage must be off the charts and I'd honestly be amazed if he doesn't get really drunk and decide to burn it all down because if I can't have you, nobody can. Imagine his rage when something he "created" even though he hasn't done shit for it for years but steal money from it, and was just the lucky asshole standing around when it formed nearly spontaneously, is now controlled by people who utterly spit on him.

Especially his cocksucking mod team of servile bootlickers who went from mindlessly sucking his cock no matter what he did to stabbing him in the back completely overnight. There were probably sullen rumblings of imminent rebellion for some time but they were overpowered by the sounds of opioids coursing through his veins, so it probably seemed as sudden to him as it did to us or anyone else outside.

 

[Goy Sheckelstein]

This was talked about already. I’ll believe it when I see it. There are too many things that could kill the deal and it’s in the early stages.

My bad. I went back a few pages and searched for 'jeff' and only found one mention of the name.

It sucks because nothing will change. The forum gets a new owner. So what? It'll still be a forum full of thought policing morons who ban users for thought crimes.

 

[Spunt]

CDM was clearly not Lowtax you speds.

The IP tracking pixel thingy was on the @Lowtax account.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

No, I believe it. I dont think he wants to tell his mom he's in trouble, let alone for beating women. And potential drug and alcohol abuse.

What, you can't imagine a situation where he's been maintaining a specific, dishonest narrative of his victimhood despite his best efforts as a clearly responsible adult to his mommy, that his own mother is content to maintain since he may have learned it from her in the first place?

Shitty adults tend to closely resemble the habits of the parents they came from.