Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Celestia's Little Helper]

Yeah the A-logging is getting pretty out of control on his reddit. the top rated comments are usually about how much people hate his guts instead of how insane/morbidly interesting he is.

I actually want cobra to succed, maybe even find an "of age goth girlfriend" because it usually winds up with him making content asides from slowly rotting in his apartment while posting the 5000th video called either "chillin" or "night video"

True it's lots of new trolls who saw some cringe videos and thought "I'm going to call this guy on his livestream and say eat my shit". They don't know that the best way to enjoy King Cobra is to simply observe and be a supportive fan. Let the seasoned fans take control of any larger schemes, like the halloween costume cowboy hat saga. Prank calls and things like the glitter bomb don't really add to the experience at all. People want to see him sperg, but they don't realize that it's no accomplishment to get him to chimp out. He's funny enough without that. The true reward of following Josh is to see him happy and making progress in his life.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

This guy is funny as shit. Deadwing Dork did a stream reviewing Cobra's absolute abomination of a sandwich containing a beef patty with mayo and PB and J all together. I forget if it also had cheese. Why he isn't fat I'll never know. Maybe he's one of those one meal a day guys.

Unlike many other cows, this isn't somebody I'd have to restrain myself from punching if I ran into him. Kind of a fuckup, no sense of propriety, but definitely not someone who shouldn't even be breathing. I do appreciate his comedic contributions whether intentional or not.

Not a shining example of the gothic community, but maybe that's an autistic thing to say and I shouldn't care.

I hope at some point the boy manages to hold down a job that pays the bills if that hasn't happened yet.

 

[D_Tractor]

Homedad has been providing more milk than his son lately

 

[Moon Man]

Anyone who would hate Cobes instead of marvel at his autism, is as autistic as he is.

 

[TheGooGooMuck]

Top tier stream 5/23. Buddy Darflin comes over with a 26 pack of Bud. The two begin a "drink challenge"...which is essentially drink the beer that was purchased. It ends with both passing out on stream as Cobes nearly suffocates from his COPD.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Top tier stream 5/23. Buddy Darflin comes over with a 26 pack of Bud. The two begin a "drink challenge"...which is essentially drink the beer that was purchased. It ends with both passing out on stream as Cobes nearly suffocates from his COPD.

He legit sounds 80 and near death while passed out. Tobacco lung coming in nicely toobs. I seriously wonder if he sleeps like that all the time.

 

[Miss Misery]

I bet after he got out of his chair at the end he then crashed into slumber and spooned Darf.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

 

[ShiningBrightly]

Josh's YouTube money is about to land so of course Alex has shown up. Tweaked out more than usual in this vid, you can see how annoyed Josh is with him. God damn Alex is just the worst.

 

[LollyPop!]

Thought I would share this little gem. It made me laugh and laugh and laugh...

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Josh's YouTube money is about to land so of course Alex has shown up. Tweaked out more than usual in this vid, you can see how annoyed Josh is with him. God damn Alex is just the worst.

Warlord is my favorite secondary Cobraverse character. His Napoleon Dynamite level of bullshitting and Cobes' barely contain frustration with him make for comedy gold.

 

[GettingCoffee]

Warlord is my favorite secondary Cobraverse character. His Napoleon Dynamite level of bullshitting and Cobes' barely contain frustration with him make for comedy gold.

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I think having Alex around instead of Scotty is “better” for cobes. Darf on the other hand is the most wholesome of the co-stars. He’s the only one I haven’t seen mooching or try to use josh’s subs to their advantage. He’s really just there for josh... for whatever reason

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I wonder if Josh modelled his King Cobra personality on Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused?

 

[Pineapple Fox]

This video is hilarious, Josh seems extra slower than usual though. A fan sent him some infamous surströmming and before he even gets any in his mouth he spills most of it all over his chair and carpet, Im sure his smelling senses are so dulled he wont notice his apartment reeking for months after this.

I was also going through the subreddit and found this pretty informative AMA from a social worker who works in Casper and has helped Josh out on occasion, I screenshotted some relevant questions answered but the whole thing is pretty interesting. (Archive)

Spoiler: ama screenshots

The best thing I found was that someone is making a free videogame about Josh and the Cobraverse, honestly stoked to play it
https://www.reddit.com/user/TWU-Games/submitted/

Hat flippity flip

 

[grief]

not sure if anybody knew about this,

recently josh decided to auction off his infamous LIGHTLY USED frying pan on ebay. I'm sure you've seen it before, its known for magically burning any food item to be placed inside.
Don't freak out, it luckily didn't sell for 10 grand, but it did sell for the dank price of $420.69, to which josh donated to charity.

(He cleaned it off before mailing it to the buyer. IMO take away the grease its just a normal pan. The grease should've stayed)

I don't read his reddit much, its awfully hateful, but i think they were almost proud of him for donating it. I'm glad he did, the last $1000 youtube check was spent almost instantly.

 

[Baguette Child]

See, this is the sort of cow I love to follow. Like with Fedsmoker I can just sit back and enjoy the ride. Cobra's super exceptional in the kind of way that can be laughed at, with none of the horror-inducing crap you get with cows like the furry dogfuckers.

I genuinely wish Cobes well. I hope he succeeds in what he wants to do.

 

[grief]

See, this is the sort of cow I love to follow. Like with Fedsmoker I can just sit back and enjoy the ride. Cobra's super exceptional in the kind of way that can be laughed at, with none of the horror-inducing crap you get with cows like the furry dogfuckers.

I genuinely wish Cobes well. I hope he succeeds in what he wants to do.

He's alot of fun, I've followed him for a few years.
He just has a-lot of bad habits. The unclean living conditions, smoking and drinking problems, inability to save money.. i really hope he can find some guidance and get better.

 

[RollingRock]

This video is hilarious, Josh seems extra slower than usual though. A fan sent him some infamous surströmming and before he even gets any in his mouth he spills most of it all over his chair and carpet, Im sure his smelling senses are so dulled he wont notice his apartment reeking for months after this.

You're supposed to open this outdoors in a pot of water so the smell and spray doesn't get everywhere
I thought you must be exaggerating but at 8:20 he eats a heaping forkfull (you are supposed to eat it on bread) and then spills it everywhere what the fuck. And on carpet???
The only way he could stand this is because smoking kills your sense of taste/smell

 

[grief]

If i'm spamming please let me know, but his most recent video where he makes steak for the first time is the worst cooking video yet.. I'll try to TLDW it
(with special guest, camera man darf!)
- shows off his newly greased up pan
- 1 half stick of butter in the pan, then almost a whole bulb of garlic, followed by the other half of the butter stick
- raw steak in one bare unwashed hand, caking it in way too much seasoning with the other
- letting the flavor in
- steak taking a bath in butter (also dirt)
- dont forget the half can of beer for flavor
- pan is boiling on high heat, +1 more half stick of butter
- overflowing beer cup spills on floor (proceeds to not clean it up for the rest of the video)
- putting the butter to sleep, sewage concoction soaked nicely into the steak
- adds monster energy to the sewer potion "for the sweetness"
- drowning
- this just looks gross to me
- broke his fav skull chalice, proceeds to smoke 2 cigs to prevent anger overload
- took 35 minutes to cook, under 2 minutes to scarf down in 3 bites

I'm almost certain hes day drunk, and also almost certain this steak was not cooked the whole way through.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

You're supposed to open this outdoors in a pot of water so the smell and spray doesn't get everywhere
I thought you must be exaggerating but at 8:20 he eats a heaping forkfull (you are supposed to eat it on bread) and then spills it everywhere what the fuck. And on carpet???
The only way he could stand this is because smoking kills your sense of taste/smell

He actually spilled most of it on the ground and is eating the pieces that didn’t touch the carpet

If i'm spamming please let me know, but his most recent video where he makes steak for the first time is the worst cooking video yet.. I'll try to TLDW it
(with special guest, camera man darf!)
- shows off his newly greased up pan
- 1 half stick of butter in the pan, then almost a whole bulb of garlic, followed by the other half of the butter stick
- raw steak in one bare unwashed hand, caking it in way too much seasoning with the other
- letting the flavor in
- steak taking a bath in butter (also dirt)
- dont forget the half can of beer for flavor
- pan is boiling on high heat, +1 more half stick of butter
- overflowing beer cup spills on floor (proceeds to not clean it up for the rest of the video)
- putting the butter to sleep, sewage concoction soaked nicely into the steak
- adds monster energy to the sewer potion "for the sweetness"
- drowning
- this just looks gross to me
- broke his fav skull chalice, proceeds to smoke 2 cigs to prevent anger overload
- took 35 minutes to cook, under 2 minutes to scarf down in 3 bites

I'm almost certain hes day drunk, and also almost certain this steak was not cooked the whole way through.

Josh is one of my favourite cows and his thread does not get enough love so I don’t mind if you spam the subreddit has some good stuff but everyone there is so a-loggy its no fun