Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

A safe parody. If Paws Inc. didn't go after the Lasagna Cat youtube channel, they won't bother Jess.

Missed opportunity for a follow-up punchline though:
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And ironically the very same people who pretend the Farms is this evil Nazi hellhole will gladly throw smear material harvested from here at the newly declared problematic person.
They say that we're evil, they've never denied(or admitted) that we're useful. 8)
 
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These two comics right here, they could of been good, or at least relatable. The first having to do a crummy job, not feeling like you're getting paid enough and then listening to some suit drone on about how "We (you) can do better!" when all you want to do is strangle the wretched little assclown with his tie.

On the other hand, you'd think Jesse and the rest of the lgbTQAPedo+ assholes would be delighted to be validated and have their little groups recognized be the faceless suits considering how often they scream and cry about 'muh validity'.

The second comic could of been a touching, if not kinda cliched, one about how things we did can eat away at us and forgiveness. That even if you think you've wronged them that maybe they're hurting too from how they thought they let you down when you needed help the most.

But I think that type of writing is far too sophisticated for Jesse.
It is more of a paradox.
LGBT+ is mostly respected and tolerated in the West. Companies try to seem approachable to sell more to them because somehow they are growing. And then harbor that the few people that still say community scream like banshees about opression.
So most fellow gays want to be validated organically but don't know (or don't want to try) how yet are aware they are being used for marketing gimmicks.
 
So most fellow gays want to be validated organically but don't know (or don't want to try) how yet are aware they are being used for marketing gimmicks.

This is why I hate corporations. They should never be trusted and they are not your friends, and anybody praising them for some move done solely to milk more cash out of a target demographic should be publicly shamed for sucking corporate cock.
 
This is why I hate corporations. They should never be trusted and they are not your friends, and anybody praising them for some move done solely to milk more cash out of a target demographic should be publicly shamed for sucking corporate cock.
I have seen people that despise corporations doing it but get thier kicks by how other people get mad about it. Those deserve a heli ride.
 
From what I've seen it's almost less that furries are more generous with their spending and more that every single other demographic that would potentially pay in for content and product is incredibly stingy, and some of them are even more entitled and bitchy than furries are on the average. I've seen channers outright say that anyone that pays for content they want to see is a drooling mongoloid, but also that the content creators need to tell those paying customers to fuck off and draw more of what the poster wants instead, for free, because it's just such superior content (and it's not furry).

Trying to survive on money just from the various types of #wokes is an exercise in futility if you aren't a Big Name Woke yourself who appears to have connections to the upper echelons of the culture. (Which is why you see so many of them try to claim they're "friends" with said big names because they got a twitter reply one time.) #wokes love to demand the sort of content they want to see and make loud, whiny claims of how they're a customer base being ignored, but rarely actually buy when that content is provided to them. Slapping the furry shit on top of the wokeness is the only way to actually court income.


As someone who hangs out in drawthreads on 4chan you're pretty much spot on.
There are so many people who post the same requests over and over in multiple threads sometimes for years who will get mad if their requests aren't filled and bitch about how artists shouldn't get paid because they're spending their time drawing stuff anyways.

I had a couple guys straight up tell me that they don't respect artists as people and only use them as content machines and then got pissy when the better artists left the threads and people ignored their requests.

Furries are unique in that they're more likely to be interested in making art themselves because they tend to only want art of their own characters drawn and can understand an artists perspective, while random dudes on 4chan who just want generic fapbait do not.

Furries also tend to not care about the actual quality of the artwork while dudes on 4chan are choosing beggars.

There have been so many threads derailed because of people getting a fill and the requester immediately saying that it doesn't count because it wasn't up to their standards or someone crying that someone else got a request filled and that it was bullshit because they didn't like the others request.

There's been several instances where I said I would take a request and not even 9 minutes later they would be spamming the thread asking if I was done yet or claiming that if I didn't post in under 10 minutes I wasn't going to actually do the drawing which ironically made me not want to do the drawing. This does not happen in the furry threads.
I was reading up on this thread and wasn't expecting this discussion to happen.

I've been in similar situations and talked to similar people over the course of learning how to draw, and this view is very much the base level for many people who would be willing to actively proposition an artist for art, whether paid or otherwise. They tend to be full of themselves and the specificity of their ideas and disallow the artist freedom, while never feeling like they are getting a good deal on the pricepoint.

Furries as a general rule have this problem, but due to the unspoken rules that seem to exist around commissioning furry stuff, you're less likely to get absolutely shit on like you would in drawthreads or Twitter/Deviantart/Tumblr DMs. The people in non-furry centric groups seem to have less of an appreciation for the artist creating the work and only look forward to the product, while the personality of the creator is for some reason my inherent with furries. I couldn't explain why, since it honestly doesn't make very much sense to me without going into baseless speculation. (Like how it might be based around OC's/fursonas and them liking the art at the start likely focused on something very characteristic of that artist. This also could relate to cons, whatever else. It's all personality and uniqueness even if they are cookiecutter trash when looked at in terms of the community)

It obviously is all very anecdotal, but in terms of furries, the whole of them are at least a bit more appreciative in my experience, while at the same time some of the absolute worst people I've ever had proposition me for art were furries. I'd wager it's some sort of bellcurve but I'm tired and can't think of a proper analogy.

As a final thought, 4chan repeat requesters tend to be the scum of humanity as a rule, as they tend to either be outright cunts to everyone as soon as they get what they want from you, or are legit disgusting human beings who only request the same thing so often because its so disgusting and niche that it's rare that any equally disgusting drawfag would appear and be skilled enough to do their over detailed shit.
 
I was reading up on this thread and wasn't expecting this discussion to happen.

I've been in similar situations and talked to similar people over the course of learning how to draw, and this view is very much the base level for many people who would be willing to actively proposition an artist for art, whether paid or otherwise. They tend to be full of themselves and the specificity of their ideas and disallow the artist freedom, while never feeling like they are getting a good deal on the pricepoint.

Furries as a general rule have this problem, but due to the unspoken rules that seem to exist around commissioning furry stuff, you're less likely to get absolutely shit on like you would in drawthreads or Twitter/Deviantart/Tumblr DMs. The people in non-furry centric groups seem to have less of an appreciation for the artist creating the work and only look forward to the product, while the personality of the creator is for some reason my inherent with furries. I couldn't explain why, since it honestly doesn't make very much sense to me without going into baseless speculation. (Like how it might be based around OC's/fursonas and them liking the art at the start likely focused on something very characteristic of that artist. This also could relate to cons, whatever else. It's all personality and uniqueness even if they are cookiecutter trash when looked at in terms of the community)

It obviously is all very anecdotal, but in terms of furries, the whole of them are at least a bit more appreciative in my experience, while at the same time some of the absolute worst people I've ever had proposition me for art were furries. I'd wager it's some sort of bellcurve but I'm tired and can't think of a proper analogy.

As a final thought, 4chan repeat requesters tend to be the scum of humanity as a rule, as they tend to either be outright cunts to everyone as soon as they get what they want from you, or are legit disgusting human beings who only request the same thing so often because its so disgusting and niche that it's rare that any equally disgusting drawfag would appear and be skilled enough to do their over detailed shit.

You seem to know quite a bit about furries...
 
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