Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[moocow]

So a repeat of the first hearing, where he was obviously impotently seething.

That "slow burn" seethe really is something special to watch when he does it.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

I think a jail sentence would temporarily make him keep his head down, then the memory of what he experienced would seethe, and he'd blame Erika for sending him to jail when he was just trying to be friends dammit! I'm not sure if he'd go after her or Chad first. It depends on if he thinks she was acting on her own and we know what he thinks of women and their abilities.

Clearly this is all Chad's fault. How could Erika refuse the advances of a sexy, fit, sun-kissed, up-and-coming songwriter who kicked his disability's ass? Russ just needs to write the right song to release her from the Pied Piper spell of Chad's Chadcock.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

The closest he came was talking to a lawyer about the book being uploaded here, who then noted that Null is too poor to have any assets worth suing for.

This does put a smile on my face. I can't imagine the expression on his face when he realised how retarded he is.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

So a repeat of the first hearing, where he was obviously impotently seething.

I wonder if that was a spray tan at all or he was just getting so angry he turned red like a cartoon character.

 

[DrJonesHat]

This isn't the first time Russell has mused on legal action against us, but Russell is all talk - the closest he came was talking to a lawyer about the book being uploaded here, who then noted that Null is too poor to have any assets worth suing for.

And the dumbass set the whole book as the free preview which is how we got it. I think that would undermine his argument that we cost him money.

 

[Da Dude123]

Sorry for the lateness on this comment. Lucas Werner is my main Lolcow and he has been silent since having a massive chimpout. So, I need another sped to laugh at, which makes me feel better about my own life. This is where I turn to my back up cow Russell Greer.

Who the hell did he think was saying he wanted to get an arbitrator to talk to him and Erica? No arbitrator would do that! And Rusty and his dirty suit couldn't afford that anyways. He should have learned that in Mormon paralegal school. He probably thought that the arbitrator would determine that Erica should "suck me my penis.". What a dumb sped! Hope he has to pay for his court ordered treatment!

 

[Littleblackchyld]

I am still waiting for when this gets turned into a Lifetime movie because the way Russ is going that will be happening eventually. I wonder what they will call the movie.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Sorry for the lateness on this comment. Lucas Werner is my main Lolcow and he has been silent since having a massive chimpout. So, I need another sped to laugh at, which makes me feel better about my own life. This is where I turn to my back up cow Russell Greer.

Who the hell did he think was saying he wanted to get an arbitrator to talk to him and Erica? No arbitrator would do that! And Rusty and his dirty suit couldn't afford that anyways. He should have learned that in Mormon paralegal school. He probably thought that the arbitrator would determine that Erica should "suck me my penis.". What a dumb sped! Hope he has to pay for his court ordered treatment!

He's really confused about how the law works. You cannot use the law to force someone to have a relationship with you. Russ thinks talking to him establishes a legal duty to keep talking to him, and of course, it does not. You can end an informal relationship anytime for any and no reason. The only time the courts get involved is in a divorce.

I am still waiting for when this gets turned into a Lifetime movie because the way Russ is going that will be happening eventually. I wonder what they will call the movie.

I Just Want to Be Friends-The Russell Greer Story

 

[Iron Hamster]

leak the surveillance photos of Jake Alley, proving he's a man.

wow......that's gonna be a tough find.

 

[DrJonesHat]

wow......that's gonna be a tough find.

We are everywhere, and we are nowhere.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm typing this on a burner phone as I am running for my life from the law. I knew something was up last night when I noticed several large black vans with smoked out windows in my neighborhood. They could only be FBI surveillance vehicles. I woke my wife up and told her to take our boys and head for her parents house. She knew this day might come and didn't ask any questions. I kissed her goodbye, then got the guns out of the safe. I set up on the second floor, then waited for the SRT to make their approach. I spotted them stacking up behind one of the vans down the road and engaged them with suppressing fire. I didn't want to hurt any of them, just keep their heads down and give myself time to make my escape. Moving from window to window I continued to fire on their position with my rifle, keeping them pinned behind the van. I was able to make it out the door and to my black Jetta. I switch to my sidearm and fired out my car window as I sped off. I took some backroads in my neighborhood, and finally onto the main road. I think I was able to surprise them enough to get away clean. I phoned my friend to meet me at a prearranged spot where he met me with a different vehicle and a burner phone. We torched my car and I tossed my personal cell phone into the flames so the feds can't track me. I'm trying to make my way out of the country, but I need to be careful. All because of Russell Greer.

This Fall, coming to a theater NEAR YOU...
(dramatic music)

THE PLIGHT CONSPIRACY: She Don't Like Nice Guys

All in DOLBY(tm) Plightsound

 

[The Dude]

He's really confused about how the law works. You cannot use the law to force someone to have a relationship with you. Russ thinks talking to him establishes a legal duty to keep talking to him, and of course, it does not. You can end an informal relationship anytime for any and no reason. The only time the courts get involved is in a divorce.


I Just Want to Be Friends-The Russell Greer Story

Except Russ isn't satisfied with "just friends". Friends are worthless to Russ, especially if they've got tits and a vagina. And their desire to be "just friends" makes no difference to him. The only thing that matters is getting him his penis wet, by hook or by crook, come Hell or high water. And if the dumb bitch won't follow the script then Russ won't rest or move on until he's had the chance to explain why she's wrong and needs to give him what he wants, even if he has to get the courts or a mediator involved to prove that she is wrong and is obligated to give him what he wants. If she refuses still, then she's not only a dumb bitch, but she's discriminating the disabled, and there are laws against that.

 

[Sam Losco]

Orange Man Bad

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LMFAO holy shit that tan. Christ, Russ.

Anyway, new filing back on July 6th in the Swift case. It appears he hired someone to serve Taylor no wait, shit, wait, sorry. Douglas Baldridge?

Yeah, he served Douglas Baldridge of Venable LLP, who has represented Taylor in other matters, at least one that I easily see, her groping suit against a radio DJ in Denver.

Good job Russ. You still haven't figured out how to serve Taylor.


And now a 3rd address for him in this case alone.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

LMFAO holy shit that tan. Christ, Russ.

Anyway, new filing back on July 6th in the Swift case. It appears he hired someone to serve Taylor no wait, shit, wait, sorry. Douglas Baldridge?

Yeah, he served Douglas Baldridge of Venable LLP, who has represented Taylor in other matters, at least one that I easily see, her groping suit against a radio DJ in Denver.

Good job Russ. You still haven't figured out how to serve Taylor.
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And now a 3rd address for him in this case alone.

Is he still using the logic of "well they represented her before so they have to accept service for me" even after all this time? Fuck. I mean, I shouldn't be surprised but, wow. He's so fucking stupid.

 

[Meredith Swift]

I've seen 5-year-olds with neater handwriting, jesus.

Can any legal kiwis explain what this Baldridge being sued served means for the case? Is there any chance that it could go anywhere, or will this dude just shred it?

 

[Double Dee]

New song officially uploaded. Can't archive because mobile's being meh.

Also available on iTunes!

 

[Sam Losco]

New song officially uploaded. Can't archive because mobile's being meh.

Also available on iTunes!

I got ya.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

"You're like an enchilada, you add spice to life" And the pitch-shifted vocals at the end, holy shit. I wonder if he's writing songs for Instathots now because he thinks they won't ignore his "efforts" like music stars are obligated to.

And it looks like Russell doxed himself again. 6885 S Redwood Road Apt 801, West Jordan, UT 84084.

 

[badboy2000]

The top result when you google Yovanna is the IG of Yovanna Ventura, who has 5m followers.

Here's what our hero has to say about his new vocalist.

edit: Just a little bit of digging on that soundbetter website also revealed who the mysterious Robby Johnson is

 

[talk talk talk]

LMFAO holy shit that tan. Christ, Russ.

Anyway, new filing back on July 6th in the Swift case. It appears he hired someone to serve Taylor no wait, shit, wait, sorry. Douglas Baldridge?

Yeah, he served Douglas Baldridge of Venable LLP, who has represented Taylor in other matters, at least one that I easily see, her groping suit against a radio DJ in Denver.

Good job Russ. You still haven't figured out how to serve Taylor.
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And now a 3rd address for him in this case alone.

Went back and double-checked and yes, this is the same law firm he tried to serve last time around.

Order from old case finding service on Venable is not good service on Swift.

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.tnmd.74326/gov.uscourts.tnmd.74326.15.0.pdf