Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

More of Jacob and Chris's inane playground-level games on twitter.
"I've got the protection from everything shield!"
"well I've got the anti-protection from everything gun!"
"Nuh-uh! I'm gunna tell teacher...that you fingered me while we were playing pogs, and I liked it!"

FTFY

 

[judge claude frollo]

More of Jacob and Chris's inane playground-level games on twitter.
"I've got the protection from everything shield!"
"well I've got the anti-protection from everything gun!"
"Nuh-uh! I'm gunna tell teacher!"

Seriously, it's like two kids turning turning godmode on in gmod

 

[Fapcop]

Seriously, it's like two kids turning turning godmode on in gmod

Who’s the bigger tard though?

Chris, who halfway believes this lunacy?

Or Sockness, who knows he’s being exceptional, but does it anyways for attention from Chris.

 

[Don Homer]

Who’s the bigger tard though?

Chris, who halfway believes this lunacy?

Or Sockness, who knows he’s being exceptional, but does it anyways for attention from Chris.

That is a question for the ages. To Hell with the egg and the chicken.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris tweeted a photo for some Pokémon Go event.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Who’s the bigger tard though?

Chris, who halfway believes this lunacy?

Or Sockness, who knows he’s being exceptional, but does it anyways for attention from Chris.

I'd say since Chris has a bunch of people using him for e-fame (for god knows what reason), Sockness takes the idiot cake for being one of those followers in this one

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Chris tweeted a photo for some Pokémon Go event.
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I cannot believe he goes to Justin Timberlake for drugs.

 

[The Dude]

Chris tweeted a photo for some Pokémon Go event.
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How long until Chris starts insisting this is a real photo and not just a screen shot from Pokémon Go? Wouldn't be the first time. Remember when he tried to make everyone believe Mew Two was actually there threatening "da haters"?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

pokemon go is the only thing that gets chris to emerge from his moldy den of failure.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

I dunno. It all reeks of set-up to me.

Maybellina: ohmigawd I met Chris-Chan and he had rainbow hair and demanded that we take him to a pricier restaurant and all he did was sing tunelessly and rant about the dimensional merge and then he put his Sonichu medallion on me and said something creepy by the way my ex definitely took a photo of this but I don't want anything more to do with him

HurtfulTruthLevel: hey your ex wasn't this w e e n who set up that livestream with Max the guitar guy was he

Maybellina: OHMIGAWD YES IT IS HIM

Something just doesn't ring true.

Late to the party on this one but the place they went isn't even pricey. It's your average hipster burger joint and the prices are about the same as if they'd went to an Applebees.

 

[Fapcop]

pokemon go is the only thing that gets chris to emerge from his moldy den of failure.

Barely.

Pokemon Go is made to be a social game. Meet other players, raid together, etc.

Chris, with his usual inclination to take the easy way, decided to tape three phones together on some kind of tard-board, so he can drive around alone and solo a social game.

Late to the party on this one but the place they went isn't even pricey. It's your average hipster burger joint and the prices are about the same as if they'd went to an Applebees.

Pretty sure that 20$ burgers quality as a gourmet, pricy, high class dining experience for the Chandlers.

This is the man who used to tag along with his senior citizen dad, to wet his beak in that sweet, sweet AARP breakfast discount at BK, after all.

 

[Terrorist]

@vikodin we'd respect you more if your ex left you because you beat her and not because you exposed her to chris

On the other hand, a couple also met through a mutual interest in Chris. Christory giveth, and it taketh away.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

This is like two tards in an asylum having an argument.
"I'm Napoleon Bonaparte!"
"NO! You're an impostor! I am the great Napoleon!"

Chris reminds me of this old Iranian TV show, "Dear Uncle Napoleon", about an insane family patriarch who views himself as the hero and center of his world, subjects his family to his delusions, surrounds himself with enablers, worships Napoleon, and is terribly paranoid that the trolls British spies are coming after him.

Pictured: Future Chris

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris reminds me of this old Iranian TV show, "Dear Uncle Napoleon", about an insane family patriarch who views himself as the hero and center of his world, subjects his family to his delusions, surrounds himself with enablers, worships Napoleon, and is terribly paranoid that the trolls British spies are coming after him.
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Pictured: Future Chris

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Hey now at least Napoleon actually had genuine authority and ruled a country even if he fucked it up in the end oh and managed to find a wife to get his "little Frenchman" wet with.

 

[Chan Fan]

Chris tweeted a photo for some Pokémon Go event.
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A ticket to play the actual Pokemon Go Fest event was $14.95

 

[Tikbalang]

 

[A Grey Cat]

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What Chris wishes reality was like

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

What Chris wishes reality was like

If the life I saw in the mirror was as bad and meaningless as chris's, I guess I'd retreat into fantasy too.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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I see Chris' horde is starting to take over some parts of the house. I wonder if Barb will counter it with even more junk? I see also Chris kept the Dream Studio sign and kept and old ass monitor.