He literally cannot tell when someone is making fun of him. People have openly made fun of him in comments and on podcasts (even before his most recent one) and he doesn't get it, he thinks they're being genuinely nice and curious at face value but then, on the flipside, he'll take people who comment on his IG posts with something entirely and completely benign and flip his shit, accusing them of attacking him or making fun of him.
This is the one big thing with Lucas that holds him back from elite lolcows to me. I really do not understand his logic when it comes to talking with others. It's not as simple as he only talks to people he thinks can get him zoomer puss, or people that you'd think would be mocking him or not. There's something mental with Lucas that is puzzling, and quite sad. I think if Lucas ever had a true friend at this point that could somehow tolerate him, he would randomly ignore him/her out of paranoia or whatever.
Hed manage to get swindled by a series of catfish or blow it all on pep sticks weed and churchills. Hed eat through it (literally) in a year. And donate 0% to the homeless, like the oligarch he wishes to be
He’d buy a car, flatbill clothing, a nice flat and all the other shite he decries in others. He’d try to entice women with his myriad of credit cards and lobster dinners.
And yes, he’d get swindled by catfish because no woman, no matter how desperate, would stay near him for more than a few hours. He’s just so barking mad and wretched, even sugar babies looking for a few gucci purses and some lip injections out of the deal would find the effort not worth it...especially since he would be gung ho about putting a baby in her.
No gold digger wants to filled with, and later saddled with, lunatic spawn. They want an older nice rich man, who will take them to fancy dinners and be polite, and buy them all sorts of rubbish, and then if they have to put out, that’s just the deal.
Lucas wouldn’t buy a sugar baby anything because he’s a selfish prick. And he’s so loudly upfront about his desire to impregnate a woman as soon as possible and create his ideal fuck-princess daughter, the most dire straits girl would run. Any woman who wants his money would soon figure out she could string him along and scam him from a distance.
So I picture him, best case scenario, dying alone in a large flat full of rotting takeaway, stupid trappings he bought to feather his nest and attract a mate, and a lot of rancid schizo jizz strewn about the premises like confetti at New Year’s.
He’d buy a car, flatbill clothing, a nice flat and all the other shite he decries in others. He’d try to entice women with his myriad of credit cards and lobster dinners.
And yes, he’d get swindled by catfish because no woman, no matter how desperate, would stay near him for more than a few hours. He’s just so barking mad and wretched, even sugar babies looking for a few gucci purses and some lip injections out of the deal would find the effort not worth it...especially since he would be gung ho about putting a baby in her.
No gold digger wants to filled with, and later saddled with, lunatic spawn. They want an older nice rich man, who will take them to fancy dinners and be polite, and buy them all sorts of rubbish, and then if they have to put out, that’s just the deal.
Lucas wouldn’t buy a sugar baby anything because he’s a selfish prick. And he’s so loudly upfront about his desire to impregnate a woman as soon as possible and create his ideal fuck-princess daughter, the most dire straits girl would run. Any woman who wants his money would soon figure out she could string him along and scam him from a distance.
So I picture him, best case scenario, dying alone in a large flat full of rotting takeaway, stupid trappings he bought to feather his nest and attract a mate, and a lot of rancid schizo jizz strewn about the premises like confetti at New Year’s.
In other words he'd be like 90% of the idiots who win the lottery and end up broke in a year or two because they got stupid with the money
The best part is he'd buy a shit ton of stuff with it for his new house and when the money ran out he'd get kicked out and have to abandon everything like he did with his board games
His inevitable fate can be summed up in one simple phrase;
In other words he'd be like 90% of the idiots who win the lottery and end up broke in a year or two because they got stupid with the money
The best part is he'd buy a shit ton of stuff with it for his new house and when the money ran out he'd get kicked out and have to abandon everything like he did with his board games
His inevitable fate can be summed up in one simple phrase;
Absolutely, he’d spend it all on ephemeral things like overpriced food and weed and booze, instead of putting into things that might accrue value, or at least that he can use for a long time.
I’m willing to bet a portion of it would end up in some scarred-for-life prozzie’s pocket. Hope she can afford anal reconstructive surgery after being assaulted by Werner’s dirty calloused fist.
The rest would go to stupid toys and baubles, a flashy car he can’t drive, a flat, and a frankly stunning number of catfish who will show their tits on camera as a sign of good faith so long as he can Paypal them money to do _______ with before they fly out to get impregnated with a mentally ill man’s sperm, promise!
Wern has no concept of money or saving, he would definitely drop a couple grand on a soon-to-be teen bride, if he were horny enough. He’d do it over and over because in his childish mind, a million dollars might as well be fifty trillion dollars...a bottomless well from which money can be drawn forever.
Basically I want a woman that will mother me but be okay with calling me daddy. I want a daughter dom to take care of me & to let me take care of her like my pet.
Surprisingly, not Lucas Werner, but James Terry Mitchell.
Nonetheless, the quote bears an uncanny similarity to the relationship that Lucas is fixated on: a breeder zoomer bae that will support him (financially and otherwise), call him daddy, and do everything he says. Especially things that involve gaping assholes.
Both cows lust for a daughter/mother/sex slave figure. Sort of a DDLG with a sligo different power dynamic. Perhaps scrutinizing their similarities could shed some light on the development of this desire. Use another cow to illustrate something about Lucas.
I know little of Mitchell, though, other than that he's a fat pedo. But he strikes me as another failed, socially excluded autistic loser.
What other cows could be used to illuminate Lucas's behavior? Russell Greer? Nick Bate?
Surprisingly, not Lucas Werner, but James Terry Mitchell.
Nonetheless, the quote bears an uncanny similarity to the relationship that Lucas is fixated on: a breeder zoomer bae that will support him (financially and otherwise), call him daddy, and do everything he says. Especially things that involve gaping assholes.
Both cows lust for a daughter/mother/sex slave figure. Sort of a DDLG with a sligo different power dynamic. Perhaps scrutinizing their similarities could shed some light on the development of this desire. Use another cow to illustrate something about Lucas.
I know little of Mitchell, though, other than that he's a fat pedo. But he strikes me as another failed, socially excluded autistic loser.
What other cows could be used to illuminate Lucas's behavior? Russell Greer? Nick Bate?
I see a few similarities between the Wern and Rusty. Both of them are the very embodiment of walking straight into a wall without bothering to notice the door to their left.
From his history, it’s seems his payee delays his payment since all SSDI (EDIT: Sorry, I meant SSI, we all know Lucas never worked for SSDI) recipients get their checks around the first, but Lucas get his money around the eleventh. This is typical of payees to allow their cows to try to budget their money better which of course they don’t. Who knows, his payee may have frozen his money due to behavior, we have a trannie at one of our other facilities who is howling due to his/her payee freezing their pay.
I still also think the payee is not givingLucas the full amount and saving it in the desperate hopes they might be able to pay off some apartment complex to take him for a large sum.
On another note, it appears another round of Trump bux is coming through, so we will probably see Lucas splerg through that and hopefully get a new phone to record it all for our entertainment.
I assume Lucas is on SSI, not SSDI. You need either significant work history or some plan like Bob Chandler left for Chris, and I don't think Lucas' parents did that. And if he was on SSDI, he'd be getting more money to the point where there's no excuse for him to be homeless. Even with SSI, I'm surprised a payee is putting up with it for this long.
I see a few similarities between the Wern and Rusty. Both of them are the very embodiment of walking straight into a wall without bothering to notice the door to their left.
....I can't be the only one who read that and horrifying images of lucas going full dale gribble and changing his name to rusty wernerford ty try to reinvent himself as non creepy
Then again lucas is too stupid to reinvent himself as anything. The average T-800 has more self awareness than he does
That said I wouldn't be surprised to find out the payee was holding back funds for something like an apartment to stick him in. Not that it would do him any good
He'd be one of those "alpha males" from that one baboon colony that decided they'd had enough of aggressive asshole male baboons and either ran them out or killed them.
I assume Lucas is on SSI, not SSDI. You need either significant work history or some plan like Bob Chandler left for Chris, and I don't think Lucas' parents did that. And if he was on SSDI, he'd be getting more money to the point where there's no excuse for him to be homeless. Even with SSI, I'm surprised a payee is putting up with it for this long.
He's got a handler that takes care of the money to make sure his bills get paid, then he's given what's left.
Not sure if that's still a thing now that he's homeless.
Being put on a no rent list by the last place that kicked him out probably means even with getting SSDI and having an EBT card he won't find anything he can afford in Spokane.
Lucas's recent screaming fits were dandy, but not enough. They've only whetted my apparently limitless appetite for sputtering incel rage.
Given his agitated delivery, it's easy to focus on the frothing and neglect the content of Lucas's rants. It's better, though, to laugh at both Lucas's mad cries, and his ideas. Without taking Lucas seriously, these are the things he wanted to share:
Misogyny exists because women worship money and "won't date outside their economic class." Men teach women to not date outside their economic class. This is the equivalent of systemic racism.
Women are a resource to be distributed.
Lucas hates greedy men with multiple girlfriends, who are communist in name only in their refusal to share poonaner, and keep women from dating outside their economic class.
It is hypocritical for avowed communists to withhold women from Lucas. It is logically inconsistent to be opposed to bigotry, and not date Lucas.
Lucas need only "smile and say hi" and then he'll have his girl.
If you call women "bitches and thots" Lucas will force you to shut your mouth.
Bigots know where the girls are at, and must provide this information.
Flatbill hats get clones laid!
Lucas seems to be addressing a very specific audience. This is a message for so called commmunists, both men and women, who stymie his poonaner quest.
They are the reason he hasn't found a teen for breeding and anal torture.
In Lucas's mind, there must be a group of greedy flat bills who control access to poonaner. They present themselves as communists, but they are not. They use money ans professed communist ideals to horde all the poonaner. Lucas doesn't blame the women: it's all the flat bill clone's fault.
Lucas hates these men. Passionately. They haunt him.
Does Lucas's characterization of his flat bill foes resemble any group of men, living or dead? Of fourse not. But you can tell a lot from someone's enemies. These are the men that Lucas sees as his rivals.
The competition for poonaner that has beaten him out.
One must wonder what lead him to these conclusions. Is this the hand of Lacie and Da Pussy God? Are there specific people from his past, like Cyril, whose ghost he see everywhere?
This begs the question: are women who engage in relationships with multiple men or have many partners socialist heroines, distributing their capital freely? Of fucking course not. If we accept his crazy fucking idea that women are commodities/property, under a Communist system, private property is considered theft. He'd never allow his partner to sleep with, date, hell, even look at anyone else. He just wants a sex slave. That's literally it. His manipulation of politics is so transparent that I'm actually a little heated that he thinks we're stupid enough to buy what he's selling us. I know women are supposed to be bad with numbers, Lucas, but I don't think "2 inches" is enough algebra to overload our fragile ladybrains.
Seconded. Tonnes of men out there still somehow believe what they see in porn as fact: that women love to be violently jackhammered into a mattress and that orgasm only happens with penetration.
Lucas probably thinks the clitoris is inside the vagina or something equally idiotic. I mean he thinks a cabal of flatbills are corraling young women into secret clubs and house parties like livestock, in order to hoard breeding opportunities. You really need think he understands anatomy?
I had a guy inform me once that you can tell if a woman is a slut by how loose her clit is. If Lucas is confused, he's not alone. However, unlike most guileless teenage boys, he will never be able to learn from experience.
You’re right about his self awareness. Reinventing himself would require recognizing there is something wrong with him in the first place. And we know Wern finds no fault in himself. It’s the world “out there“ that has conspired against him.
Absolutely! Lucas Werner is plenty good! It's the bigots, the flatbills, and the cock blocks that need to change! Just tell Lucas where the women and the parties are! They're bitches and thots? They're bitches and thots? Shut your bigot mouth!
You’re right about his self awareness. Reinventing himself would require recognizing there is something wrong with him in the first place. And we know Wern finds no fault in himself. It’s the world “out there“ that has conspired against him.
Surprisingly, not Lucas Werner, but James Terry Mitchell.
Nonetheless, the quote bears an uncanny similarity to the relationship that Lucas is fixated on: a breeder zoomer bae that will support him (financially and otherwise), call him daddy, and do everything he says. Especially things that involve gaping assholes.
Both cows lust for a daughter/mother/sex slave figure. Sort of a DDLG with a sligo different power dynamic. Perhaps scrutinizing their similarities could shed some light on the development of this desire. Use another cow to illustrate something about Lucas.
I know little of Mitchell, though, other than that he's a fat pedo. But he strikes me as another failed, socially excluded autistic loser.
What other cows could be used to illuminate Lucas's behavior? Russell Greer? Nick Bate?
“I want to be respected and admired as a strong man, but coddled and supported like a fat baby with no responsibilities.”
Definitely sounds like Werner. Perfectly imitates his longed-for ideal childhood too...mummy telling her fat little boy he’s the handsomest, smartest little man and so grown-up, and a daughter-aged “pretty, smart, interesting girl” who will have sex with him and take the lead because he doesn’t know how to please her or what to do.
I had a guy inform me once that you can tell if a woman is a slut by how loose her clit is. If Lucas is confused, he's not alone. However, unlike most guileless teenage boys, he will never be able to learn from experience.
Okay but I fucking LAUGHED at that. Loose how? How do I know if my clit is loose? Is it like a tiny loose screw in a remote control, and when I shake my hips you can hear it rattling around in there?
This begs the question: are women who engage in relationships with multiple men or have many partners socialist heroines, distributing their capital freely? Of fucking course not.
Lucas thinks "female sexual capital" (poon access otherwise known as "agency" or "consent") is distributed to men by other men. Or at least it should be, but it's horde'd [sic] by men who have an obligation to share it and don't. Greed mongers!
The dynamic in action: Lucas accuses a supposed friend of calling him "gay" and otherwise talking shit about him in a conscious ploy to woo women and exclude Lucas from mating opportunities. This is how poon is distributed : "Lucas is a gay lol" vs "Girl, let my friend Lucas hit that." Women have nothing to do with this distribution.
I maintain that this shows Lucas isn't trying to seduce baes, so much as he's competing against other males. They're the true target of his poon hunt, even if he doesn't intend to fist their assholes and blow schizo loads in them.
He'd be immediately robbed and brutalized by a younger dominant male with a functional penis.
A failed male can't hold gold. Alphas don't trust them with it. Lucas would never have a chance to waste his winnings on joints, junk food, and board games, let a lone the time to woo baes with it.
Within hours of collecting his winnings, a silverback flatbill would call Lucas "gay" and then soundly club him and sieze his wealth. Then, to further demonstrate his dominance, he'd do sadistic butt stuff to Lucas, only stopping when Lucas gave a primate fear grimace and showed his belly in submission.
Lucas may attempt to go to the police, but they'd tell him "Shut the fuck up faggot."
As Lucas fumed on IG, the silverback flatbill would use Lucas's former wealth for elaborate courtship displays: driving a car, holding a credit card. He'd eat gourmet meals and impregnate a harem of zoomer baes who can't resist the filthy lucre.
Okay but I fucking LAUGHED at that. Loose how? How do I know if my clit is loose? Is it like a tiny loose screw in a remote control, and when I shake my hips you can hear it rattling around in there?
