CAN WE PLEASE STOP USING THE FUCKING TERM "BARELY LEGAL"?!?
Every time I see that shit, a shiver of disgust runs down my spine. Yes you are making Ethan look really bad by showing that you can't even think about his 18 year old girlfriend without thinking about porn. Seriously, it's really pathetic.
It's not quite as bad as when Ralph does it, because he is supposed to be attracted to her or whatever. But you guys are all on here talking about what a fat uggo she is, and you really can't help yourself from using porn terms talking about her? Maybe it's not as much of an attraction thing as much of a porn-addled brain thing.