🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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We know how fat Ethan was when he was a kid. No, Ethan's trauma doesn't come from getting diddled. It comes from growing up around trash and being the only one who wasn't diddled. He felt left out and that's what gave him his inferiority complex. "Why not me?" Poor little Ethan.

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Where the fuck is his elbow? His arm looks like a hotdog that fell off the counter.
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Have you told your BLM friends about Ralph?
They know: Since Ralph doesn't fit through the doors anymore, they have to come to his (mother's) house to cuck him.
 
CAN WE PLEASE STOP USING THE FUCKING TERM "BARELY LEGAL"?!?

Every time I see that shit, a shiver of disgust runs down my spine. Yes you are making Ethan look really bad by showing that you can't even think about his 18 year old girlfriend without thinking about porn. Seriously, it's really pathetic.

It's not quite as bad as when Ralph does it, because he is supposed to be attracted to her or whatever. But you guys are all on here talking about what a fat uggo she is, and you really can't help yourself from using porn terms talking about her? Maybe it's not as much of an attraction thing as much of a porn-addled brain thing.

So I should stop saying Faith "Barely Legal" Vickers?

Nah.
 
Oh, this was made by Memology101

I have been informed that there will be no beaner fight after all.
Its not actually memeology101's video its ear juice being satirical pointing out how low effort memology videos are and demonstrating how easy it is to slap one together. The fact it fooled you demonstrates the point.
 
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Our boy is seething again...
Please tell me he's referring to my theory (he wrote the tweet 4 minutes after my post).

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Dear Gunt, it will take a lifetime to repay you for all the endless supply of sweet nectar you generously supply kiwifarms with. Please, never stop reacting. Long live the gunt!
 
CAN WE PLEASE STOP USING THE FUCKING TERM "BARELY LEGAL"?!?
Wow this is getting to moral police vs moral police inception levels. We are being the horrible moral police for saying this girl is "barely legal" (which is a common/popular way to refer to smashing 18 year old puss) and saying the shit is creepy for a 35 year old man to do. Apparently we have right/wrong think on the terms we are allowed to use while discussing Ralph's pattern of picking up 18 year old girls on the internet. Apparently they can joke about it on the show too, this is beyond schizophrenic.
 
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