Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Penis]

I'm not saying it's likely, I'm just saying it's possible. I've never thought he 100% believed his own stuff because I'm not aware of him having a Schizophrenia diagnosis. He's clearly mentally ill and Autistic but I do see his behavior (at least over the past few years) as largely being attention seeking. Maybe I just don't understand how someone could create a work of fiction and simultaneously believe in it but that seems like the sort of disassociation only achievable through Schizophrenia. I've always seen the Chris-Trans bs as being attention seeking in particular.

Schizophrenia can commonly appear later in life. Considering how Chris has subsisted almost entirely on McDonald's and Mac n' cheese for his life, I wouldn't be surprised if his diet further changed his brain to mush.

Furthermore, diagnosis require willingness to seek professional help and money to achieve. Of which, Chris possesses neither. I think the liklihood of him being an undiagnosed case of schizophrenia is quite high.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Seeing that Chris can't even handle a simple court show up without Barb wrangling him the whole time. Who can Chris turn to, to even organized the funeral? Barb's estranged family? The Church? Social services? Weens?

Bob more or less took care of the funeral arrangements prior to his death, and unless Barb did something to change those arrangements, her final expenses are already taken care of.

I think Barb will most likely be cremated with no fanfare unless Chris requests otherwise.

Does Barb have a will and do we know anything about it? Can't imagine the Chandler estate is worth much of anything except for the house that he'll lose to the bank when she croaks.

I think Bob already reserved a spot and took care of everything in advance before he died.

You know, I just thought about this as it's likely Chris will try reaching out to Cole Smithy again. If Cole had a stronger reaction to Bob's death than anybody expected, what are the odds that he'd go see Chris after Barb is gone?

Highly unlikely, although Chris will try to contact him.

With that being said, this year has been full of shocking swerves that would make Vince Russo go "Holy Fuck!" and Barb's death would be the one event that makes Cole meeting Chris again go from "outright impossibility" to "highly unlikely"

The idea is funny but, my opinion funerals are crossing the line for messing with lolcows. Even in the most aggressive trolling days when Bob died they left Chris alone for a bit. A recording of Chris talking about Bob dying was never made public as he was genuinely upset and crying as opposed to his fake crying and pouting he's known for. I don't think Null gives a fuck anymore and I doubt KF would do anything but it would be in bad taste. I'm fucking curious as all hell who shows up to the next chandler funeral though.

Pretty much this. Bob's death was more or less the big event that ended the organized trolling of the PVCC for the most part. Everything after that were weens, fail trolls, or the Idea Guys.

 

[Fapcop]

Schizophrenia can commonly appear later in life. Considering how Chris has subsisted almost entirely on McDonald's and Mac n' cheese for his life, I wouldn't be surprised if his diet further changed his brain to mush.

Furthermore, diagnosis require willingness to seek professional help and money to achieve. Of which, Chris possesses neither. I think the liklihood of him being an undiagnosed case of schizophrenia is quite high.

It’s been said before, and I’ll say it again. Chris is not schizophrenic.

The only reason it’s even a thing is because people (who aren’t in the mental health field) look at his bizarre behavior and can’t explain it any other way.

But if you look at Chris and compare him with an actual schizophrenic, there are marked differences.

His attire for example. As bizarre and awful as Chris’s outfit looks, he put thought and effort into them. He isn’t just wearing the same clothes until they fall off.


Another marked difference is the nature of his “delusions”. Note that Chris usually uses his imaginary merge bullshit when he tries to one-up someone online or get attention. That’s again the complete opposite of what you’d see with a schizophrenic.

And one of the best pieces of evidence as to why Chris doesn’t have schizophrenia: The nature of his delusions.


Isn’t it funny how all of Chris’s nutty BS is all good stuff? It’s all things meant to make him grandiose and special and powerful.

An actual schizophrenic’s delusions are usually categorized by being at the mercy of mysterious, all powerful forces. And not fucking Pokemon’s telling him that he’s wonderful.

TL;DR, there are limited scenarios in which Chris gets a small amount of money after creditors take 14BC, but this is still extremely unlikely all things considered. This depends on them not fucking up too badly, how much additional consumer debt Barb has, how badly they've fucked up the house, and how long Barb ultimately ends up living.

Are there any scenarios where Chris doesn’t piss away those limited funds on toys?

Or best case scenario: Uses some of them for storage for his own hoard or a deposit for a house instead of a small one bedroom apartment?

(Which will lead to furious begging when it turns out he actually can’t afford it?)

 

[Picklechu]

Are there any scenarios where Chris doesn’t piss away those limited funds on toys?

Or best case scenario: Uses some of them for storage for his own hoard or a deposit for a house instead of a small one bedroom apartment?

(Which will lead to furious begging when it turns out he actually can’t afford it?)

Unless someone's wrangling him, I'd be very surprised if it doesn't all go to toys. There's a chance that he may be concerned enough about being able to take all of his toys with him, whether that be to a shitty apartment/trailer or to leave with an enabler, that he decides to get a storage unit (Barb had at least one while they were in the rental house, so he's definitely familiar with the concept). Regardless, that would still be a poor choice on his end, but that could be said about 99% of the choices he makes.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob more or less took care of the funeral arrangements prior to his death, and unless Barb did something to change those arrangements, her final expenses are already taken care of.

I don't see what Blarb could have done no matter how stupid and greedy she is. There is no market value for half a columbarium for a married couple with someone else's name and birth date already carved on it.

 

[Fapcop]

Unless someone's wrangling him, I'd be very surprised if it doesn't all go to toys. There's a chance that he may be concerned enough about being able to take all of his toys with him, whether that be to a shitty apartment/trailer or to leave with an enabler, that he decides to get a storage unit (Barb had at least one while they were in the rental house, so he's definitely familiar with the concept). Regardless, that would still be a poor choice on his end, but that could be said about 99% of the choices he makes.

Yup.

A lot of people seem to make the assumption (Or hope!) that Chris will get a tardwrangler after Barb dies and possibly be put in a home of sorts.

Neither of which I see happening.

Not just because Chris is proud of being “high functioning” and has made his “mainstreaming” a fundamental part of his identity.

Moreso because Chris, legally and in the eyes of the authorities is an adult with all of the rights (and responsibilities) that comes with that status.

It’s not that they’re not aware of him. During his court case he was referred to a psychiatrist who was paid to sit and listen to his merge bullshit, and clearly didn’t find sufficient reason to institutionalize him.

When Chris loses the house, he’s on his own. As far as the authorities go he has his tugboat. That he might not spend his money in a sensible way to find and afford housing, is ultimately up to Chris.

 

[darkwingdicks]

Worst case scenario, even worse than homelessness? Chris becomes so desperate he moves in with Jacob, drains his tugboat along with his own, both end up homeless or torturing Jacobs parents if they take them in.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I fully expect Chris to become the local homeless oddball staggering about, it's gonna be sad and morbid.

 

[BOONES]

Chris gets sent to a group home, simple as that.

P.s. People roleplayed on this subforum? Why? How did it get so bad it became a rule?

 

[Fapcop]

Chris gets sent to a group home, simple as that.

How exactly would this happen?

Would the local autist inspector show up and say: “Chris-Chan, I choose YOU for Sped-hotel!”?

Does Charlottesville have a tard-van that cruises the streets looking for manchildren to put away? Would they happen to drive by a homeless Chris as he’s pushing a mini-horde around in a shopping cart, and jump out and chase him with big nets?

I keep hearing how Chris will be institutionalized when Barb dies, but I’ve yet to hear how exactly this is supposed to happen.

Tbf: The chances of Chris ending up in an actual jail post Barb are probably higher than the chances of Chris being put away in a group home.

 

[BOONES]

How exactly would this happen?

Would the local autist inspector show up and say: “Chris-Chan, I choose YOU for Sped-hotel!”?

Does Charlottesville have a tard-van that cruises the streets looking for manchildren to put away? Would they happen to drive by a homeless Chris as he’s pushing a mini-horde around in a shopping cart, and jump out and chase him with big nets?

I keep hearing how Chris will be institutionalized when Barb dies, but I’ve yet to hear how exactly this is supposed to happen.

Tbf: The chances of Chris ending up in an actual jail post Barb are probably higher than the chances of Chris being put away in a group home.

Any and all disabled diagnosed with a qualifying disability unfit to live on their own with no relatives or friends to take them in are considered unsafe and are grouphome bound unless able to prove they're self sufficient.

Source: I had to fight the government for this exact reason. I have mild aspergers.

 

[Fapcop]

Any and all disabled diagnosed with a qualifying disability unfit to live on their own with no relatives or friends to take them in are considered unsafe and are grouphome bound unless able to prove they're self sufficient.

Source: I had to fight the government for this exact reason. I have mild aspergers.

I’m sorry to hear that, that has to be incredibly frustrating and scary.
(You live in the US?)

But as far as Chris goes, I just don’t see that happening.

Now mind you, I’m not saying that Chris shouldnt live in a group home, that’s an entirely separate discussion.

But as far as the system goes, Chris is a borderline slow-in-the-mind who likes LEGOs and has a tugboat to live off. AND an emancipated adult without a legal guardian, and that’s a status that is pretty hard to lose.

And it’s not like he’s just been flying under the radar this entire time either. He had numerous run ins with the legal system, that included being hauled before a psychiatrist. (Who got fucking paid to sit and hear Chris ramble about being a tomboy and the dimensional merge!)

If Chris was in any danger of losing his autonomy, you might have seen tard-wranglers getting involved and talking with Barb about a post-Barb plan, but nada.

“Bu-But the merge!”

Yeah, well... Chris has a constitutional right to LARP about weird shit. Or even believe it.

Go to any major US city, and there’ll be a homeless encampment with nutters unable to care for themselves.

The chances of Chris joining one of those are far bigger than the chances of Chris being put away.

 

[BOONES]

I’m sorry to hear that, that has to be incredibly frustrating and scary.
(You live in the US?)

Yes I live in the US
I honestly hate talking about this topic as its literally the most horrifying experience I've ever had in my entire life but I suppose the farms will never have someone mentally stable as I am to tell you what its like so ill do it.

Imagine living every single day since you're a teenager with the threat of going to a home where literally every right is taken from you. You have more rights in prison than a group home. The entire system lies and says what they do is for the greater good, when in reality, the government pays based on how many are in the home at a time.

Its a fate worse than death, your entire life from that point on to the literal second is chosen for you, and you'd best behave or they'll send you to the doctor and put you on some serious mind numbing meds and when I say the chances of getting out are slim, I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning.

I had and still have to live to an unbelievably high standard to stay out, I have to clean my entire living area daily, not a touch up, a deep clean. I have to cook every meal, not warm something up. I have to be doing something "responsible or adult" for 8 hours straight at a time.

I want you to take something from this, if you EVER think you have it bad, try living a single day in the system.

 

[AnOminous]

The chances of Chris joining one of those are far bigger than the chances of Chris being put away.

He'll only end up in a group home if he wants to be there and even if he does, he'd have to wait years. There are far more people who actually want to be in these places than there are slots for them, much like Section 8 housing.

 

[CwChalk]

the government pays based on how many are in the home at a time.

Entirely off-topic, but I've heard about these places and this explains a few things I never thought about. Learn something new every day.

He'll only end up in a group home if he wants to be there and even if he does, he'd have to wait years. There are far more people who actually want to be in these places than there are slots for them, much like Section 8 housing.

So, basically it takes some forethought to prepare for the inevitable. A degree of which neither Barb nor Chris possess.

 

[BOONES]

Entirely off-topic, but I've heard about these places and this explains a few things I never thought about. Learn something new every day.

Bah, i know. Never had a chance to actually vent about it, it was a silly move on my part, but i have no regrets.

 

[Tikbalang]

So, basically it takes some forethought to prepare for the inevitable. A degree of which neither Barb nor Chris possess.

Or maybe Sockness should take Chris. Either live in the street or with a creep.

 

[judge claude frollo]

he'll probably draw a picture, fully colored with legendary Crayola crayons, of Barbchu and Robertchu holding hands with a real-life picture of himself grafted onto the paper with them.

He'll upload it on his twitter with the caption: "Introducing CWCville's latest OC: Barbarachu Is Now Again With Robertchu. "

 

[Jason Wynn]

Yes I live in the US
I honestly hate talking about this topic as its literally the most horrifying experience I've ever had in my entire life but I suppose the farms will never have someone mentally stable as I am to tell you what its like so ill do it.

Imagine living every single day since you're a teenager with the threat of going to a home where literally every right is taken from you. You have more rights in prison than a group home. The entire system lies and says what they do is for the greater good, when in reality, the government pays based on how many are in the home at a time.

Its a fate worse than death, your entire life from that point on to the literal second is chosen for you, and you'd best behave or they'll send you to the doctor and put you on some serious mind numbing meds and when I say the chances of getting out are slim, I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning.

I had and still have to live to an unbelievably high standard to stay out, I have to clean my entire living area daily, not a touch up, a deep clean. I have to cook every meal, not warm something up. I have to be doing something "responsible or adult" for 8 hours straight at a time.

I want you to take something from this, if you EVER think you have it bad, try living a single day in the system.

You have to cook, clean and act like an adult?

Yeah, what a hellscape. I can see why Dante left it out of Inferno, much too horrifying for the common man to comprehend....

 

[BOONES]

You have to cook, clean and act like an adult?

Yeah, what a hellscape. I can see why Dante left it out of Inferno, much too horrifying for the common man to comprehend....

It's more complex than that, a generalization.

Maybe i should have elaborated, i don't get the luxury of doing things easy, i have to bleach my entire house daily, and this is after a long shift at work. I have to cook absurd amounts of food (enough to feed a family of 6) daily, and i have to do things such as Work absurd hours (60-80).