Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

@klickitat , @darkwingosonichugorl -- get this video and the ones that follow. got to be included in klickitats channel.
"Let's be real clear here, I'm a big fat fucking dick......until things change, I'm just going to be a bigger, bigger, bigger dick, ....women like dicks........Bernie, Obama ...........Because the world needs dicks and until the world changes I'm going to be a big fat fucking dick".

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Yeah shouting about big dicks at the top of your lungs in public isn’t good for anyone (except us here being entertained by it).

Meh... One time I witnessed an obviously mentally ill man follow a young couple around, muttering stuff in their direction. They noticed it and got visibly uncomfortable, which led to the following exchange:

“You need some DICK! You need SOME DICK IN YOUR PUSSY!! But you’re not going to get it! BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A FAGGGGOOTTTTT!!!!”

The caps part was him yelling and the last part was pretty much delivered at the top of his insane lungs, which obviously attracted the attention the couple needed to slinkier away. The schizo went in the opposite direction, and all that came out of it were a lot of people with “WTF?!” Faces.

My point here is: Obviously insane people get a lot of slack from the public at large, the people they yell at, and the cops.

So color me sceptical when it comes to the frequent speculation about Werner getting in trouble for his antics in public.
 
Meh... One time I witnessed an obviously mentally ill man follow a young couple around, muttering stuff in their direction. They noticed it and got visibly uncomfortable, which led to the following exchange:

“You need some DICK! You need SOME DICK IN YOUR PUSSY!! But you’re not going to get it! BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A FAGGGGOOTTTTT!!!!”

The caps part was him yelling and the last part was pretty much delivered at the top of his insane lungs, which obviously attracted the attention the couple needed to slinkier away. The schizo went in the opposite direction, and all that came out of it were a lot of people with “WTF?!” Faces.

My point here is: Obviously insane people get a lot of slack from the public at large, the people they yell at, and the cops.

So color me sceptical when it comes to the frequent speculation about Werner getting in trouble for his antics in public.
His antics have already earned him an arrest. He was arrested last month at Riverfront park for Disorderly Conduct (screaming his insanity), is on probation and banned from the park.
 
What would Lucas do if let's say, in some weird twist parallel universe, he does get a woman with his desired qualities. Girls in his lower age range (20-24) most likely have some sexual experience. How the hell would he react if they said "What are you doing?" "That doesn't feel good?" or God forbid, laugh at him?

I feel like he'd either be oddly embarrassed or just completely lose it & hurt her.
 
I love that he posted this. The only one that applies to him is #8 because obviously he's never invited to any parties. Surely he knows none of this applies to him, right? Is he really trying to piggyback off of the general concept of an older man with their shit together?

If anything, this is a list of reasons why women won't date him. The fact that he's unaware of that boggles the mind.

Edit: @ThomasAudley beat me to it.
 

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@klickitat , @darkwingosonichugorl -- get this video and the ones that follow. got to be included in klickitats channel.
"Let's be real clear here, I'm a big fat fucking dick......until things change, I'm just going to be a bigger, bigger, bigger dick, ....women like dicks........Bernie, Obama ...........Because the world needs dicks and until the world changes I'm going to be a big fat fucking dick".

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Got all the ones he's put up so far.

Edit: Including the one with 7 views he hid on IGTV.

Another edit: He realizes, being born in 1979, he's included in that intelligence drop, right? Or is his intelligence too low to know that?
 

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Nice to see new videos of Lucas screaming in public about "our gen z women". Creeper honestly believes women are property and belong to him by rights. I like that he keeps referring to zoomer males as children in the same rants, and gets mad that people keep calling him out as a pedophile. I wonder how long before Lucas gets in trouble at his new hunting ground shouting his incel manifesto in public

Dunno about you but this screencap is the first to genuinely make me recoil an inch and puff my cheeks. Usually if I saw Lucas in the wild I don't think I'd be able to resist approaching him for a front-row seat, but if I saw this in public I'd be stepping away.
 
Reasons Why Women Date Older Men, Excluding Lucas Colby Werner
This annotated version of Lucas's recent list/justification-of-his-existence will be expanded with additional pics as time permits.

Just skip to # 3 and laugh at his dick.

1. They are more experienced and cultured

Lucas's experiences are of little value in his poonaner hunt. Lucas is familiar with homeless shelters, psych wards, public assistance, jail and failure. He is an expert in a disappeared culture: fat dweebs circa 1997. This is no more valuable now than it was in 1997.

2. They are more financially stable.

Lucas is, in fact, very financially stable, but not in the way that will impress a mate. He has not worked since 1999. He is a hobo, a haunter of homeless shelters. His financial situation has not changed in decades. He receives a fixed amount of tardbux every month. In 20 or 30 years, he believes he will inherit tremendous wealth from his parents. Few baes would agree that this putative inheritance constitutes financial stability.

3. They are better at pleasing women
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4. They are looking for more serious relationships

Assuming all baes want a "serious relationship," how many want a serious relationship with a totally dependent, incompetent, low status male?

5. They have more sophisticated tastes

Put ranch on it, Lucas, and listen to some NIN

6. They are better cooks

A few examples
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7. They live a healthier lifestyle

Leaving the issue of mental health aside, beetus, obesity, substance abuse and MRSA all reflect on Lucas's life style.
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8. They do not go out and party as often as younger men

Lucas has never been invited to parties. He is forever socially excluded, on the outside looking in.

9. Psychological and biological reasons

No amount of psychological distress could damage a woman to the point she'd accept Lucas.
 
"I'm entitled to gen z because it took me 10 years to lose 200 pounds, which I gained back being a slob"

Interesting he just admits he hangs around there every night, despite being banned for being a pervert. That's definitely not creepy in any way
Got all the ones he's put up so far.

Edit: Including the one with 7 views he hid on IGTV.

Another edit: He realizes, being born in 1979, he's included in that intelligence drop, right? Or is his intelligence too low to know that?

That's like the kinda shit you see Asians stereotyped as having, minus all the fat. Crazy how he's managed to get even fatter despite being homeless
Reasons Why Women Date Older Men, Excluding Lucas Colby Werner
This annotated version of Lucas's recent list/justification-of-his-existence will be expanded with additional pics as time permits.

Just skip to # 3 and laugh at his dick.

1. They are more experienced and cultured

Lucas's experiences are of little value in his poonaner hunt. Lucas is familiar with homeless shelters, psych wards, public assistance, jail and failure. He is an expert in a disappeared culture: fat dweebs circa 1997. This is no more valuable now than it was in 1997.

2. They are more financially stable.

Lucas is, in fact, very financially stable, but not in the way that will impress a mate. He has not worked since 1999. He is a hobo, a haunter of homeless shelters. His financial situation has not changed in decades. He receives a fixed amount of tardbux every month. In 20 or 30 years, he believes he will inherit tremendous wealth from his parents. Few baes would agree that this putative inheritance constitutes financial stability.

3. They are better at pleasing women

4. They are looking for more serious relationships

Assuming all baes want a "serious relationship," how many want a serious relationship with a totally dependent, incompetent, low status male?

5. They have more sophisticated tastes

Put ranch on it, Lucas, and listen to some NIN

6. They are better cooks

A few examples

7. They live a healthier lifestyle

Leaving the issue of mental health aside, beetus, obesity, substance abuse and MRSA all reflect on Lucas's life style.

8. They do not go out and party as often as younger men

Lucas has never been invited to parties. He is forever socially excluded, on the outside looking in.

9. Psychological and biological reasons

No amount of psychological distress could damage a woman to the point she'd accept Lucas.
 
Lucas is going on in his last video about the organization "ACAB" and how he feels he is a part of that. And of course, we all know that was who was handing out water and granola bars to him at a protest. He really thinks that is an organization.

He is a part of it despite screaming about how the Spokane Police are on his side and they will arrest those phantom attackers that attacked him like a bunch of bigots. His ignorance is hilarious. He is just fronting all day long and pretending he stands for something and understands something without doing neither. All fatty cares about is getting free stuff, stuffing his face, and the baby zooms.
 
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