Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I think it is safe to say something happened that night, but what that something was is up for interpretation. If there is a video then it’ll be obvious, but why insist there is a video if you know you made it up? (Although this is Lucas were talking about so maybe logic is not something to be looking for.)

Or is this the Werns Jussie Smollett moment? Only it’s not the Trump supporting MAGA hat wearing racists, it’s the flat billed ”left-in-name-only” agephobe bigots he is totally going to own?

Either way, I am intrigued by this new development.
 
I think it is safe to say something happened that night, but what that something was is up for interpretation. If there is a video then it’ll be obvious, but why insist there is a video if you know you made it up? (Although this is Lucas were talking about so maybe logic is not something to be looking for.)

Or is this the Werns Jussie Smollett moment? Only it’s not the Trump supporting MAGA hat wearing racists, it’s the flat billed ”left-in-name-only” agephobe bigots he is totally going to own?

Either way, I am intrigued by this new development.

There isn't a video, its clearly someone screwing with lucas, and as usual he is too stupid to realize it. Thats assuming he didn't just make that part up entirely as well. I find it very difficult to believe lucas actually went so far as to go to the police for a non existent attack. He doesn't like having anything to do with them and doesn't want to get in shit. and even he knows that sooner or later he'd be found out to be bullshitting them if he tried to pull something like that. He doesn't want to do anything that would get him in shit with them and potentially lead to him getting into some serious legal trouble

Note that the penalty in washington state for getting caught for that is a gross misdemeanor charge that carries a year in county jail and/or a fine of up to $5000

I very much doubt anything happened that night. There is no evidence of any injury on lucas that would be consistent with any of the weapons he claimed were involved, or even fists for that matter. and has been pointed out he's changed his story entirely several times. He claims that the scrape (thats very obviously a scrape from a fall) on his knee is a bat injury, when it clearly isn't and he did not go to the hospital, as he would have if he had actually been assaulted in the manner he claims. Hell the very fact his 'attackers' are walking stereotypes of his greatest enemy, the flatbill speaks volumes as to its not having actually happened. He's either lying or delusional

Still, it should be interesting to see just how long he's willing to run with this story
 
Did this one ever get posted? Lucas accidentally posting a right wing meme because he's too stupid to know the difference and really wants a communist revolution to happen.
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Lucas got cited a 2nd time for trespassing. This time on Aug 10. I'm assuming he was at Riverfront Park again unless it's for some other place he should not have been.

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I realize this is a silly question, but WTF is wrong with him!! Does he think he can slip by unnoticed in places he’s banned? Aside from the fact he’s a loud ass fuck, he’s not too hard to miss. He’s an obese, greasy haired hobo that wears the same 2 outfits everyday. He doesn’t exactly blend. What a twat.
 
So, just to make sure I'm clear, this is a second time he's broken the ban for the park?

As in, the time that was recorded in Goldie's third stream where Lucas claimed he didn't know that the area he was in was part of the park was the first time he broke the ban, and then August 10th is the second one? Just want to be sure.

Edit: BTW anybody know what's up? It's been a few days, and I refuse to believe (it strains credulity) he damaged his new phone so quickly. Not that he isn't stupid enough to do that, I just think there's more going on that he's hiding. He consistently tries to downplay all the interactions he has with the law, and if he wasn't so stupid as to leave his phone on and record secondhand the conversation with the police I doubt we would have ever found out about that one.
 
Lucas got cited a 2nd time for trespassing. This time on Aug 10. I'm assuming he was at Riverfront Park again unless it's for some other place he should not have been.

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I realize this is a silly question, but WTF is wrong with him!! Does he think he can slip by unnoticed in places he’s banned? Aside from the fact he’s a loud ass fuck, he’s not too hard to miss. He’s an obese, greasy haired hobo that wears the same 2 outfits everyday. He doesn’t exactly blend. What a twat.

I have to believe the police now have him in their sights, as in he is now being watched much more closely when he is out and about because of these trespassing charges. Maybe they are finally fed up with his shenanigans and are looking to bust him violating these orders so they can finally put him away.
 
Just rewatched The Big Lebowski. Lucas really does imagine himself as The Dude.

Honestly, watch it with that in mind and some key scenes really resonate.

'I'm a creep so thats what you call me....that or creeper or el creeperino if you're not into the whole brevity thing'

'If you don't give me a zoomer bae you're entering a world of pain'

'Shut the fuck up lucas'

'Its like lenin said - look to the one who will benefit the most.....fucking flatbills'

mothman96 said:
Lucas got cited a 2nd time for trespassing. This time on Aug 10. I'm assuming he was at Riverfront Park again unless it's for some other place he should not have been.

He better watch it considering hes on parole as it is right now or he'll be enjoying another few weeks in a county jail for violating it when his PO finds out about him continually violating the ban while still on parole. On that note he really, really doesn't understand that these orders do apply to him. He showed the same disregard of restraining orders and non contact orders during the whole suzanne situation and got himself thrown in jail that time for ignoring them. He clearly didn't learn from that experience

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
So, just to make sure I'm clear, this is a second time he's broken the ban for the park?

Technically the first time hes violated the ban I think. Its likely it took awhile for everything to get processed. Before that it was him starting shit there that got him banned in the first place, plus the probation and the $500 fine, which really must have pissed him off considering thats a big chunk of his money right there

That said, I suspect whatever cops are assigned to the park area have likely been informed of lucas and his ban, and have been told to keep an eye out for him given his public behavior. I wouldn't be surprised to find out it was his own PO that made a point of having them do so in the interests of public safety

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
BTW anybody know what's up? It's been a few days, and I refuse to believe (it strains credulity) he damaged his new phone so quickly. Not that he isn't stupid enough to do that, I just think there's more going on that he's hiding.

I was wondering that myself. Even lucas wouldn't be so stupid as to destroy his phone again so quickly unless it was to avoid something very serious he was about to get busted for, and so far there is no indication that anything like that has happened. Like you said he is clearly hiding something

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
. He consistently tries to downplay all the interactions he has with the law, and if he wasn't so stupid as to leave his phone on and record secondhand the conversation with the police I doubt we would have ever found out about that one.

Indeed he does, which speaks volumes about how often he gets in shit from different people, otherwise he wouldn't have such an ingrained habit of lying and downplaying such encounters. I suspect there have been far more encounters with the cops over the years than he lets on publicly, but that most of them have been warnings that he was smart enough to listen to, to some degree or another. Lucas himself hints at this with his constant insistence that 'the cops love me' 'the cops agree with me and are on my side' which implies he has to have had enough encounters with them for them to have enough awareness of him to make statements like that. Either he thinks people may somehow know about such encounters and does that to cover himself or its an attempt to cover himself later if it somehow were to get out

Point being, lucas often leaks out details he doesn't want others knowing about without realizing what he is doing. Sometimes directly, sometimes indirectly
 
I honestly would not be surprised if Lucas had his phone stolen. He is of course, a ragman who sleeps on benches and in shelters surrounded by other hobos, who would not think twice about stealing his stuff if the opportunity arose. Plus, we all know that the others bums probably are not fond of him, so, like I said, his phone being stolen is a very real possibility.
 
Needs to be a gif of his face when yelled at, kinda like the 'screams in incel' one. Lucas really does himself a disservice with how many awful memes he makes of himself, despite how much material his videos produce
Nothing will ever top “shut the fuck up faggot”, but fatty’s facial expressions when that lady hobo yelled at him were hilarious 😆
 
Nothing will ever top “shut the fuck up faggot”, but fatty’s facial expressions when that lady hobo yelled at him were hilarious 😆
Its as if he was looking to the audience for reassurance (which of course nobody on the planet was siding with him), but then it looked like he was actually quite scared. I loved it.
 
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