r/polyamory

[raritycat]

Love how they just admit they only agreed to get cheated on because they're fatties who can be placated with free food. Case in point:

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Wow he's a shit head

 

[Parthenos]

Love how they just admit they only agreed to get cheated on because they're fatties who can be placated with free food. Case in point:

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Wow he's a shit head

He really must be quite the asshole if he's got that much grey hair and is still messing around with polyamory.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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From what I get reading this thread, your main sin is molesting children.

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Why is one really fat and the other so skinny?

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That's even more pathetic than regular polyamory tbh.

 

[NoReturn]

[View attachment 1561091 Why is one really fat and the other so skinny?[/SPOILER]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
OY OY OY!

View attachment 1561093 That's even more pathetic than regular polyamory tbh.

Friends. That's called having friends.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Cross posting from the reddit general thread, I think this fits here

tl;dr:, child of polyamory parents has a melt down over his parents saying "you turned out fine" and asking kid to be in a polyamory documentary (lol) The child actually feels like his parents didn't care, and basically fucked up his youth by sleeping around and being giga-sluts.

From the national file: "Redditor Asks Internet Whether It’s Okay to be Mad at Polyamorous Parents for Ruining His Youth"

https://nationalfile.com/redditor-asks-internet-whether-its-okay-to-be-mad-at-polyamorous-parents-for-ruining-his-youth/

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A Redditor has asked the internet whether it’s okay to have blown up at his polyamorous parents for “ruining his childhood.”
The post in question came from Reddit’s “Am I The Asshole” (AITA) subreddit, described as the place for “catharsis for the frustrated moral philosopher in all of us,” where users ask the community whether they were the asshole or not in a given situation.


The Redditor, who didn’t give his age, posted that the polyamorous situation with his parents had started since he was around 6 years old. “One day I was outside playing, got hurt and when I ran inside caught my parents making out with some random guy,” he wrote. “They told me they have other adults that they love and it’s a completely normal thing. Me being a child just accepted that.”


After a while, his parents stopped being secretive and began being far more open with their relationship. “I never saw them doing anything explicit again but they would kiss their partners, hug them make flirty comments, something that would be normal between parents but with many more people,” he added, noting that even though his parents knew he hated it, they simply told him it was a normal adult thing.

READ MORE: Polyamorous Man Celebrated by Media Now Charged With Abusing Infant


Now being an adult, his parents informed him that they were going to take part in a documentary about polyamory, and wanted an interview with him to prove it “doesn’t mess kids up.” He broke down and “yelled that the truth is it did f*ck me up and they shouldn’t have had a child if their number one priority was f*cking the whole world.”


Most Redditors in the comments voted “NTA” (Not The Asshole). “NTA, do not back down and allow them to get you to recant, OP,” one wrote. “Notice that they said ‘we’re sorry you feel this way,’ not ‘we’re sorry for doing xyz.’ They gave you a non-apology. For making your childhood basically a wallflower to an orgy, no less.”

“NTA. Really? They would leave complete strangers in the house without them for you to come home to?” one continued. “They made their sex lives front and center and their priority. Any child would resent that.”

READ MORE: REDDIT: Coronavirus is Making Cuckoldry More Difficult

Others still tried to defend polyamory in the comments, claiming that “having a committed poly partner who is not a stranger and is known to you” wouldn’t have had the same effect.


You can read the post in full below:

And here is the original reddit post

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ihp8sc/aita_for_yelling_at_my_parents_that_their/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I love all the polyfags coming out of the woodwork to defend the lifestyle.

 

[hot hot leg]

Sometimes I came home from school and my parents were gone and there was some random adult in our house, some of them seemed surprised that my parents even had a child.

Hahaha, holy shit. That's some grade-A parenting right there.

 

[Buer]

The poly people in that thread make me mad. I mean if I a monogamous person can say that a shitty person doing monogamy badly is still monogamous why can't they say the same about their polyamory? Every bad polyamory is automatically not polyamory in their eyes because a shitty person does it and they don't do that thing so it's not real polyamory. They're dumb af and I bet they're children will say about the same thing about them when they get older and move out.

 

[BubbleButt]

The poly people in that thread make me mad. I mean if I a monogamous person can say that a shitty person doing monogamy badly is still monogamous why can't they say the same about their polyamory? Every bad polyamory is automatically not polyamory in their eyes because a shitty person does it and they don't do that thing so it's not real polyamory. They're dumb af and I bet they're children will say about the same thing about them when they get older and move out.

It's just endless fucking cope.

 

[crowdog]

I cant even comprehend bringing a child into a polyamorous relationship. The most easily preventable threat to a child‘s safety is an adult man who is not related to them living in their home. Even if all the other partners are women, those kids will still be at a hugely heightened level of risk for abuse, not to mention how unstable the family dynamic would be. No one who would consider doing that should ever be a partent.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

I cant even comprehend bringing a child into a polyamorous relationship.

Because young pussy is the tightest. Duh

 

[DumbDude42]

View attachment 1561093 That's even more pathetic than regular polyamory tbh.

"asexual polyamorous" = incel with harem fantasies

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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What is viramorics? Feminamorics? Trixics?! But people aren't plants. They are humans that make their own choices, they aren't as predictable. 6. The STDs I'm pretty sure polyamory isn't really socially acceptable in most places.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I see a lot of monogamous people talk about how after they had kids it hurt their marriage because they no longer had time for their partner. Being poly with minor children sounds like a disaster.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Imagine being raised by a single mom who is trying to date while working and raising you.

Now imagine your parents are actually still together, but they're trying to date, while working and not raising you.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Imagine being raised by a single mom who is trying to date while working and raising you.

Now imagine your parents are actually still together, but they're trying to date, while working and not raising you.

Imagine having to watch your parents fluidbond with their unicorn.

 

[Brain Problems]

Imagine having to watch your parents fluidbond with their unicorn.

>Coming down in the middle of the night to get a glass of milk and meeting the half-naked overweight, BPD, 20-something your Mom lured on a dating app while it makes a sandwich with your leftovers.
>Hearing your Dad shout from down the hall asking when Xhe was going to come back to their snuggle-pile and hearing your Mom giggling from next to him.
>Go back to your room and fall asleep with headphones in to block the noises of your parents' weekly threesome with a total stranger that they totally love, man

More soft-pastel ohjoysextoy-esque cutesy infographs to try and rationalize degeneracy in the most childlike, Lindsay Amer/Queer Kids method imaginable. By coomers, FOR coomers.

 

[NoReturn]

>Coming down in the middle of the night to get a glass of milk and meeting the half-naked overweight, BPD, 20-something your Mom lured on a dating app while it makes a sandwich with your leftovers.
>Hearing your Dad shout from down the hall asking when Xhe was going to come back to their snuggle-pile and hearing your Mom giggling from next to him.
>Go back to your room and fall asleep with headphones in to block the noises of your parents' weekly threesome with a total stranger that they totally love, man



More soft-pastel ohjoysextoy-esque cutesy infographs to try and rationalize degeneracy in the most childlike, Lindsay Amer/Queer Kids method imaginable. By coomers, FOR coomers.

It's grooming. Children WILL see these things.

 

[Brain Problems]

It's grooming. Children WILL see these things.

What is grooming but normalizing unacceptable and predatory sexual behaviour? They have to normalize it because it's what they believe in and if they were to try and hide it from the kids it'd be a tacit acceptance that what they're doing is degenerate and harmful because why do you have to hide something normal and beautiful from your kids?

I think the majority of the people with kids doing this shit are too autistic/selfish to know that children are way smarter and sensitive than you think and will 100% internalize this bullshit so better start investing in a fund to pay for the years of therapy down the road.