🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Oh wait a minute guys, we forgot all about ethans patreon, he makes at least 200 dollars from there so that might put him over the taxation limit

I really am just amazed by the gunt's luck. Even though he's made dozens of mistakes that would sink anyone else, he still persists.

Somehow he can still get guests, and is sometimes invited to be a guest on other shows, despite him having an audience of less than 500 people (I'm not counting hate watchers).

How the hell does he do it?
he somehow worms his way into these groups starting with gg,. judging by his 8chan days and his cow spats after jail i think what he does is just supplicates himself to people in these groups and throws a shitfest whenever hes poked to the point people tolerate him and let him eat the table scraps that fall among their toes. i think thats why he hates boards like this and cow so much is because people will poke further instead of try and reduce his sperg rage and why he hates group that pushed him out like gg and the skeptics. he sees his obvious self serving grovelling as being a "favor".

oh that and blackmail whenever he can and from the gator rent situation i think he also pulls a tonka and does the bare minimum favor ie paying only part of a rent when you should be paying gaytor anyway alot more. then not only holding the "kindness" he did over them but their pride as men as well ie itd be a shame if i had to prove my character by proving you couldnt pay the bills gaytor
 
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To celebrate the 9/11 harvest, here's a new parody. Hopefully we can have dame to sing since he's been softly disowned by the Gunt.


Song: Alogs watching me
Song writer: Cal Trollia

(Intro)
Who's logging
Where's the alog
Who's alogging me

(Verse 1)
Im just a poor man, with a poor life.
I work from 9 to 11, hey I owned the losers.
I just want to be left alone, in my crackshack.
But why do I always feel
Im in the abortion clinic

(Hook)
I always feel like the alogs watching me
Im just want to stream
I always feel like the alogs watching me
Im just collecting my ninjaghini


(Verse 2)
I woke up from a drunken stupor
My room is basically a sewer
People on my twitter making fun of my girl
Or karens judging my relationship
Or im just bitter
When im on my show
I browse the Karen Farms
Cause I want to own the alogs
But I dont want to be deplatform
People
say I'm winning, I can't be aborted
But maybe I'm just gutted that I have to read the farms that's why

(Hook)
I always feel like the alogs watching me
I thanos snapped fai fai's family
I always feel like the alogs watching me
But I also committed multiple felones

Verse 3

(Who's alogging me)
Were going mobile gaydur
I'm actually being owned by the haters
(Who's alogging me)
Daddy dax got owned by Ashton
(Tell me Who's alogging me)
Dax doesn't really own a mansion, oh what a mess I wondering who's alogging now (WHO?!?) my parole officer?!

(Hook)
I always feel like the alogs watching me
I thanos snapped fai fai's family
I always feel like the alogs watching me
But I also committed multiple felones

(Hook)

I always feel like the alogs watching me
I always feel like the alogs watching me
(WHAT A CONCIENDENCE)
I thanos snapped fai fai's family
I always feel like the alogs watching me
But I also committed multiple felones
I always feel like the alogs watching me
(You wanna Holla over me you cock sucking faggot mother fucker)
I always feel like the alogs watching me
(YOU CANT ABORT THE RETORT)
I always feel like the alogs watching me
(STAY THE FAWK BACK)
I always feel the alogs watching me
(BWFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA)
I always feel like the Alogs watching me
I always feel like the Alogs watching me
Im just collecting my ninjaghini.
Wait how do we know he's been disowned? Please tell me I missed to Gunt disowning Dame lol

And c'mon back into the tard pool with us Null, water's warm.
 
Wait how do we know he's been disowned? Please tell me I missed to Gunt disowning Dame lol

And c'mon back into the tard pool with us Null, water's warm.
I think he never directly disowned him since all he said is that he was disappointed in how some people handled the whole sex-tape leak but never who. The only person I think he publicly disowned recently is that guy who told he to stop doubling down.
 
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Regarding the minimum wage and income thing, Ralph's take home is hilariously low especially considering how much he brags about material things, but I sincerely doubt he "works" 8 hours a day. Also, the vast majority of jobs don't let you get shitfaced on the clock.
Sure, but with a real job most of his problems would go away, he would feel better about himself, wouldn't be able to drink as much, etc.
He's destroying his life just so he can 'work' fewer hours per day to make less money than minimum wage while a real job would get him at least some type of benefits. He will obviously never do it because he can't admit he was wrong though.

At 34 years old he should be on his way to financial security and stability (especially if he's serious about a kid), he's unable to think long term about what will happen if he (is even able to) continue down this path for a few years, the audience shrinks more and more, the lemons are drying up and he gets cold get thrown off of Dlive any day. What happens if Ralph makes it to 40 or older? It's such a junkie mentality to think only about the immediate need to feel good without any plan for the future. Not surprising, just pathetic.

Plus, in reality he invests more time online than some people do on their jobs. Not that I would call it work, but still.

At the end of the day the cost of living doesn't go down because you only work three hours a day, Ralph keeps hoping to go back to the days of YT with 6-9k viewers and constant superchats (or even early stream.me with 2k viewers plus the prize money every months), but that's never coming back, he will keep chasing that dragon until he dies though.

Nah, it's still all there, under the "Likes" tab. Hasn't deleted anything yet. Also, would certainly recommend against sending her the sex tape since it probably opens you up to various criminal charges which wouldn't cost him anything to pursue. And no, your shitty VPN, despite their marketing claims, are not going to face off with law enforcement to protect someone paying $5 a month.
My bad then, I was sure she had a bunch of retweets but maybe i'm confusing it with the likes. Also yeah goes without saying, but you know there's more than a few people willing to do it anyway.
 
Oh wait a minute guys, we forgot all about ethans patreon, he makes at least 200 dollars from there so that might put him over the taxation limit
Now that you mention it not only Patreon but subscribestar (I think) and he also uses some copy of streamlabs (since he was banned from it), so there are a few donations that don't figure into the lemon count.

It might put him above the limit but Ralph is not making a lot of money by any stretch of the imagination. When Sandra finally dies and he can't benefit from her SSI, he'll be fucked.

Wait how do we know he's been disowned? Please tell me I missed to Gunt disowning Dame lol

And c'mon back into the tard pool with us Null, water's warm.
All I remember is that after Ralph released the tape Dame blocked a bunch of people on twitter claiming it was a gay op, when he finally figured out it had been Ralph he apologized, unblocked and tweeted that Ralph should show his report history.
He hasn't been invited back on the show since.
 
Ethan Ralph is having an interview on the David Knight show. Makes me laugh that he's still talking about Gamergate nearly a half decade later.
okay i haven't read the newest post yet.... but what lol he shat on Sargon because sargon wanted GG 2.0 but he is bringing it up in an interview. Lol most people won't bring old things like these up if they have nothing new to talk about.
 
Guys, I'm just here to tell you to not comment on these two videos. I don't cosign everything the farms does, so if you comment on these videos I'm gonna have to disavow.
 
Guys, I'm just here to tell you to not comment on these two videos. I don't cosign everything the farms does, so if you comment on these videos I'm gonna have to disavow.

https://banned.video/watch?id=5f5bd981af4ce8069e76e751
https://archive.vn/wip/0ulQw

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I disavow the second one because it lacks subtlety but the first one made me laugh.
 
Now that you mention it not only Patreon but subscribestar (I think) and he also uses some copy of streamlabs (since he was banned from it), so there are a few donations that don't figure into the lemon count.

It might put him above the limit but Ralph is not making a lot of money by any stretch of the imagination. When Sandra finally dies and he can't benefit from her SSI, he'll be fucked.


All I remember is that after Ralph released the tape Dame blocked a bunch of people on twitter claiming it was a gay op, when he finally figured out it had been Ralph he apologized, unblocked and tweeted that Ralph should show his report history.
He hasn't been invited back on the show since.
That's the thing he wastes all his income on booze and poppers. I can guess from the foreclosure that he took loans he defaulted on as well. This 50k is just gonna burn before he knows it especially since i have a feeling he will start having to worry about legal fees very soon. I can guess his income avenues are welfare checks, his dying mother's retirement fund, streamlabs, subscribestar, patreon and dlive. Probably he is barely kept afloat but still on the visible sight of things he is "below" taxable income. Definitely gives a good perspective on the paper plates, the free museum and the car mats on his wall. The lavish lifestyle he claims he is living is nothing but a fantasy, a story he tells his fans to feel good about themselves and of course one he tells himself. He has no investments, no prospects ( actually negative prospects at this point ), by the looks of it a completely disastrous credit score ( he is always late on rent and also foreclosure OOF ). If he loses this house probably noone will allow him to rent something. If you really want to destroy the gunt other than legally you gotta pull the crackshack from under him and bulldoze it infront of his eyes.
Edit: Achkshually he can apply for section 8 housing, that's probably gonna be his next move after that and the only real estate he can get his hands on.
 
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why is ralph literally wanting to see the guy fucking dead? Whats the lore?

Who knows. It's possibly not even that spicy. CRP has a habit of pissing off everybody, or getting pissed off by everybody, at some point or another.

For example, Nick (Rekieta) had him on his show once. CRP later gave him a copy of a book he was working on and asked for his opinion. Nick was unflinchingly honest in telling CRP it wasn't particularly good. CRP didn't exactly take that very well, and went off on Nick.

That suggests to me CRP is something of a man-child.

"I was too busy with my Info Wars appearance"

And when they find out about your porn tape, it'll probably be your last appearance.

Infowars should have Godwinson on. They can discuss Ralph's degeneracy, and then segue into how this is all a plot by the lizard people to overthrow western civilization (and turn more frogs gay).

I'd watch that.
 
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Now that you mention it not only Patreon but subscribestar (I think) and he also uses some copy of streamlabs (since he was banned from it), so there are a few donations that don't figure into the lemon count.

It might put him above the limit but Ralph is not making a lot of money by any stretch of the imagination. When Sandra finally dies and he can't benefit from her SSI, he'll be fucked.
:story: its funny that usually with cows its normally to be biased towards assuming the worst, that ethan is 4'9, that dsp has 9 trillion debts, that ethan is slaying his mom in the unreleased evidence vickers has, but now were actually having to round up beyond the official count to try and get him to an income bracket

is there any way to shop ralph into the hasselhoff burger leak btw?
 
I think I speak for most people when I say please shut the fuck up about legal shit. You arent a lawyer, you arent a paralegal, youve never worked in an law firm ever or even a job that rubs elbows with law jobs. Secondly, just because you cant keep Nick Rackets name out of your mouth and for whatever insane reason, keeps you as a Mod. Doesnt mean you have been given the gift of legal consultation to anyone dumb dumb.

Thirdly, and most importantly, you are a certified liar of the dumbest degree. Youve faked pedophile and incest accusations against others before and then lied and claimed THE FBI MADE YOU SIGN AN NDA( :story: ) youve actively claimed you hang out at the pentagon regularly and with people like General Mattis or fucking Trump of all people(a blatant lie). You tried to threaten corey barnhill and he fucking doxed your whole life and even contacted people YOU CLAIMED you worked with in the military and BTFOd you. Its heavily speculated you are a Stolen Valor person from whats been found out about you. You didnt even have a thread here and you openly came to this site to promote yourself and Nick and verified yourself for NO REASON AT ALL.

Many people including myself have fucked up or made silly things happen but you actively do things with intent and stupidity the likes others do not understand and it annoys everyone around you even if they dont say it to your face.

what im saying is, Spectre you are a massive massive massive faggot and the day Nick gets sick of you name dropping him over and over and trying to be his pretend paralegal on the farms is when you can finally talk about this kind of stuff in your own thread

so please, shut the fuck up about whats legal and what isnt and just refer to confirmed lawfags on the site dude or take it to the legal subforums. Its not even gross speculation by you, you just directly argue constantly about legal shit and are always wrong.

TLDR; stfu and just enjoy the thread dude
The day BRYAN DUNN dunks on you this hard is the day you should fucking kill yourself, holy shit! GET HIM BRYAN!!!
 
I cant handle this, Ive just fucking gone numb listening to this shit. I need to go play DOOM.

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What a fucking cuck retard. Hololive is manipulative shit to drain retarded lonely simps of their fucking money. Its manipulative bullshit I just like it cause dumb memes. Ugh. Theres nothing wholesome about it, they do this shit to fucking make money, its a business where they can get tons of cash because they pretend to be anime girls and play games. Fuck me running I hate this shit.

This is why I havent watched anime in years and I stopped watching hololive clips too. The reality sets in and it just honestly makes me depressed.
dangerously based and blackpilled. did you realize that before or after you made you kiwi account? how much money did you waste?
 
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