Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

Robert reminding everyone why he got the "pedo defense force" tag on this thread :

https://twitter.com/LordHeartNight/status/1309525650739466242 (Archive)

 

[The Nothingness]

Anyone who uses the word problematic either has a vagina or a 2 inch wonder.
For example:


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The "American of intelligence" Robert Chipman doesn't actually argue against Barkley's point. Just screams, "BLARMPF BAD!!! MAGA. NORTH KOREA 'N SHIIIIEEEET".

Bob should spend 24 hours in a black neighborhood. He touts how much of a survivalist he is so he should be fine.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

So sometime in the future Im thinking of doing a moviebob playthrough of new vegas. In this theoretical playthrough I'd set his intelligence to 10 because hes big brained but also his endurance Charisma and agility would be set to 1. Id give him a perception of 3 or for but he'd also get the four eyes trait. In terms of actions I'd have him side with mr house and kill all the ghouls feral or otherwise, Slaughter everyoneone in Caesars Legion (Out of pragmatism since Bob wouldnt survive one day in their world. ANd also slaughter the brotherhood for being tech hoarders for holding back the superior future. I have yet to figure out what Bob's stance on super mutants would be since on the one hand theyre "inferior troglogytes" but on the other hand their creation was due to eugenics. also I'll reduce his movement speed using console commands. What other traits, skills, perks, and special attributes should I pick

 

[Ita Mori]

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They're talking about fertile women or muscular athletes, Bob.
Your blood pressure, sugar levels and cholesterol are something not even the mightiest of thighs can conquer.

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Imagine being mad Rodman sucks NK cock while you actively slurp Chinese yellow balls.
I understand he can't see his dick, but c'mon, you can still see the irony in almost all of your stances, Robert.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So sometime in the future Im thinking of doing a moviebob playthrough of new vegas. In this theoretical playthrough I'd set his intelligence to 10 because hes big brained but also his endurance Charisma and agility would be set to 1. Id give him a perception of 3 or for but he'd also get the four eyes trait. In terms of actions I'd have him side with mr house and kill all the ghouls feral or otherwise, Slaughter everyoneone in Caesars Legion (Out of pragmatism since Bob wouldnt survive one day in their world. ANd also slaughter the brotherhood for being tech hoarders for holding back the superior future. I have yet to figure out what Bob's stance on super mutants would be since on the one hand theyre "inferior troglogytes" but on the other hand their creation was due to eugenics. also I'll reduce his movement speed using console commands. What other traits, skills, perks, and special attributes should I pick

I don't think you can actually do a Moviebob Fallout play-through, since it makes you spend all your SPECIAL points and you can't just leave everything at 2 or 3.

 

[Flexo]

Hot diggity daffodil!

Jay is one of the regulars of EFAP. I think this is the first recorded intersection of Bob acknowledging them, isn't it?

Oooooo we could get a spicy episode and memes out of this one! I bet they take apart the "no heroes" video on EFAP soon.

Anybody care or want me to clip out the Bob portions of EFAP episodes and drop them in here? (if somebody already hasn't)

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Hot diggity daffodil!

Jay is one of the regulars of EFAP. I think this is the first recorded intersection of Bob acknowledging them, isn't it?

Oooooo we could get a spicy episode and memes out of this one! I bet they take apart the "no heroes" video on EFAP soon.

Anybody care or want me to clip out the Bob portions of EFAP episodes and drop them in here? (if somebody already hasn't)

I think he may have taken some potshots previously. In his plotholes video during the segment where he was doing a strawman of Carl of Applebees the things he listed as plotholes in Black Panther were strawmans of things mauler said in his video on the film

 

[blablabla]

normal people go to the bar with their friends, a shopping mall or a strip club to relieve some stress bob you fucking retard. they dont look up to mahvel to find inspiration

 

[Laughingjoke2]

They're talking about fertile women or muscular athletes, Bob.
Your blood pressure, sugar levels and cholesterol are something not even the mightiest of thighs can conquer.



Imagine being mad Rodman sucks NK cock while you actively slurp Chinese yellow balls.
I understand he can't see his dick, but c'mon, you can still see the irony in almost all of your stances, Robert.

It's even funnier when you remember he's been thirsting for Kim's Sister in NK who by reports is worst than him.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

It's even funnier when you remember he's been thirsting for Kim's Sister in NK who by reports is worst than him.

Bob is homophobic because Rodman "sucks on NK cock" rather than going down on NK.
seriously though, this is hypocritical of Bob with his yellow fever.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Hello Mario my old friend....
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So no one- absolutely no one- is going to point out Bob has a fucking 20 inch long Mario doll?

 

[Red Hood]

So no one- absolutely no one- is going to point out Bob is fucking a 20 inch long Mario doll?

That's how I read this. I lost sanity points.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's how I read this. I lost sanity points.

That would be the plot twist of 2020. Nothing else would even come close.

 

[Red Hood]

That would be the plot twist of 2020. Nothing else would even come close.

It would be, but that would be implying Bob's pp could even breach his gunt.

Which

a) I doubt

b) I don't want to find out

 

[Positron]

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"This man looks like a giant dork" The Bob Creature said, as he walked out of his underground hovel, wearing cargo shorts, a Yoshi t-shirt, and an undersized blazer jacket. He could smell the McDonalds in the air. Tonight the hunt would be good, his hunger might be sated.

Fashionisto Roberto strikes again!

So no one- absolutely no one- is going to point out Bob has a fucking 20 inch long Mario doll?

Because it is already common knowledge.


Chris goes Fedora, while commenting on the alleged hypocrisy of Trump on RGB:


And this loving father is going to abuse his special-needs kids:


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Netflix's pedo porn. Bobby won because People Who Matter agree with him (or rather, he parrots the idle spit of People Who Matter)


Bobby's fan thinks a throwaway fat joke is morally more objectionable than real-life sexual exploitation of children:





What Goldmark says has a nugget of truth: the furore over Netflix's pedo porn probably reminds Bobby of his beloved James Gunn.

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People are keen to point out how Bobby loves to shit on successful conservative women:


Bobby's fans are so intellectual that they see things we mere GENUINELY worthless things don't:


Yup. Bobby have fans:

It is rather hypocritical for Kim to accuse others for being "excessively hyperbolic", considering she is defending a drama whore who thinks the dearth of capeshit movie somehow "symbolises" the absence of heroism in real life.


Had Bobby got the intelligence and humility to listen to the room and issue an apology -- even a half-hearted, insincere one like "I'm sorry I was insensitive; I was over-reacting because these movies are really important to me and seeing them being withheld saddens me greatly. I had no idea few people share my enthusiasm, and I admit that, in the miasma of my depression, I was too blind to see how heroism continues to bring hope in the miserable world we live in." -- we would not have this thread at all.

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Antifa > Marx:


Bobby gets excited by a robot dog:

... an enthusiasm that not even his engineer bro shares:

If only Chris gave Bob a reality check about the engineering business!

 

[Red Hood]

Funny we keep talking about "a hill to die on" because if Bobby ever climbed a hill...

 

[KingofNothing]

Anyone who uses the word problematic either has a vagina or a 2 inch wonder.
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We need to listen to black voices! No, not that one, he disagreed with me.

Every time.

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People are keen to point out how Bobby loves to shit on successful conservative women:

I will never not be amazed by how guys like Bob are so quick to dehumanize people they don't like at the drop of a hat while trying to maintain the moral high ground. That's how some nutjob extremist ends up justifying bashing someone in the back of the head

 

[Brother Wind]

You know Kristi Noem is kind of a stupid lunatic. Who made that amazing ass Meth, we're on it slogan. But Bob can keep my state out of his goddamn mouth. Also like how he just googled something South Dakota is famous for and came up with Chislic. Because I had no fucking clue what it was. I had heard of it, but like can't even get that right? Next time Bob, try Tiger Meat. Thats something we actually eat.

Jesus I feel so proud that he has finally started reading the states in the midwest.

 

[Cantercoin]

Funny we keep talking about "a hill to die on" because if Bobby ever climbed a hill...

bob is the hill

 

[StraightShooter2]

I honestly think that a random, obese single man with no formal education who masturbates to Mario games and bad sci-fi movies for kids receives too much attention and credit.

He has about as much chance of actually creating a "superior future" as Chris Chan does creating the "demensional merge", or Russell Greer does winning a lawsuit against Taylor Swift or some other celebrity.

His "ideas", at best, would make a villainous plot for an episode of a bad Cartoon Network show, but that's about it, much as how 99% of them would be rendered redundant the first time he actually read a book written above the 6th grade reading level which most political propaganda and media is marketed to.