Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Well now that Trump has the virus, I wonder if Moviebob will wish death upon him. This would be hilarious for two reasons

I don't believe that Bob will ever directly state that he wants anyone to die. He's smart/aware enough to know he can dance around it and HEAVILY hint that he wants someone killed and then just shrug it off as one of his many "jokes", see him wanting AND willing to pay to see the government drone strike the Proud Boys and "Y'all Qaeda and Yokel Haram". That's part of what makes him so odious and part of why no of his "mutuals" ever come to his aid.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Assuming his doctors who said he was in excellent health were telling the truth, he'll probably be fine. The net effect when he recovers will be worse on Bob's health than Trump's.

Imagine if Trump surviving is what kills Bob. He could get a heart attack from the stress.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Imagine if Trump surviving is what kills Bob. He could get a heart attack from the stress.

If that doesn't kill him, then Trump's reelection will.

 

[Flexo]

Now who feels silly betting against my "4k by election day" prediction?

LoL

(One month to go here, we might hit 3100 by then.)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! RICK MORANIS WAS JUST ATTACKED IN NEW YORK! THE LORD OF LYNN HAS MADE A STATEMENT!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1312065657173946370

https://archive.vn/FK19i

I agree! Tie a rope around his neck and hang him from a tr-

mfw

 

[Red Hood]

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Y'know Bobby maybe you should stop cyberstalking the LITERAL CHILD playing Ms. Marvel. Not a good look, friendo!

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The "I NY" sweatshirt is just *chef's kiss*.

 

[Mola Ram]

The "I NY" sweatshirt is just *chef's kiss*.

So lots of people Bob despises are starting to tie this to "the knockout game," where black guys randomly assault white folks on the street, and which our lefty smoothbrains poo-poo as the perfervid imaginings of slathering racists. Watching Bob pretend away the racial element of this now that he's expressed his otherwise justified rage is going to be a lot of fun.

 

[Judge Dredd]

4 years ago we had a gold mine of quotes that hold up to this day.
I wonder what he will come up with this year.

Rate me but I'm kind of hoping for the houseboat saga we were promised years ago.

Bobby gets excited by a robot dog

What was the dog doing? It didn't seem to be carrying anything or doing a rescue.

I'm honestly not even sure where this fixation with goofy Batman even comes from since he wouldn't have been born when that that stuff was selling.

My guesses

1. He grew up watching the Adam West series on TV, maybe reading a few of his uncles old comics, so that's his "official" version of Batman.
2. He doesn't like goofy Batman. He just hates serious Batman because jocks like it.

 

[Red Hood]

Rate me but I'm kind of hoping for the houseboat saga we were promised years ago.


What was the dog doing? It didn't seem to be carrying anything or doing a rescue.


My guesses

1. He grew up watching the Adam West series on TV, maybe reading a few of his uncles old comics, so that's his "official" version of Batman.
2. He doesn't like goofy Batman. He just hates serious Batman because jocks like it.

The interesting thing is, goofy Batman is the straightman in his comedic world. He's the polar opposite of a quippy Marvel character. Adam West keeping a straight face through the 60's shenanigans is precisely what makes him so funny.

It's more or less the same thing Leslie Nielsen does with Airplane and Naked Gun.

 

[Adamska]

My guesses

1. He grew up watching the Adam West series on TV, maybe reading a few of his uncles old comics, so that's his "official" version of Batman.
2. He doesn't like goofy Batman. He just hates serious Batman because jocks like it.

Almost certainly the latter, because Adam West's run as a kid was not on all that often, since his childhood was the 80s and certainly not what he saw. At best he might know this variant of Batman from the Superfriends series, which was very sanitized and safe.

He also is a smoothbrain who only likes babytier shit with no complications and a good-evil dichotomy, so he would prefer that 10 - 15 year period over the 50+ year period where Batman was more hardcore. Especially since he's a whiny bitch who doesn't let self-imagined grudges go, and he delusionally believes that his enemies like this stuff.

He's the equivalent of me screeching Batman should kill people since his Golden Age self used guns and didn't give a shit about people living.

 

[Red Hood]

Almost certainly the latter, because Adam West's run as a kid was not on all that often, since his childhood was the 80s and certainly not what he saw. At best he might know this variant of Batman from the Superfriends series, which was very sanitized and safe.

He also is a smoothbrain who only likes babytier shit with no complications and a good-evil dichotomy, so he would prefer that 10 - 15 year period over the 50+ year period where Batman was more hardcore. Especially since he's a whiny bitch who doesn't let self-imagined grudges go, and he delusionally believes that his enemies like this stuff.

He's the equivalent of me screeching Batman should kill people since his Golden Age self used guns and didn't give a shit about people living.

I don't know, the Adam West Batman show was frequently rerun through the 80's and 90's. James Rolfe and Mike Matei have talked about it being the first Batman they knew. Until the 1989 movie flipped the script only comics readers really knew a different Batman from the one presented in the 60's TV show and Superfriends.

During the run-up to the 1989 movie a lot of people were under the impression it would be a comedy.

 

[Adamska]

I don't know, the Adam West Batman show was frequently rerun through the 80's and 90's. James Rolfe and Mike Matei have talked about it being the first Batman they knew. Until the 1989 movie flipped the script only comics readers really knew a different Batman from the one presented in the 60's TV show and Superfriends.

I was more familiar with the Superfriends take than West at the time, but then that's the side effect of being several years younger at least, and it was usually on a different channel. So you're probably right on Bob seeing it too tbh.

Either way, he's using like 15 years and a tv show to try and rebuke 50+ years at least of the character himself. All because he's mad people he hates likes that character too.

 

[LiquidKid]

Almost certainly the latter, because Adam West's run as a kid was not on all that often, since his childhood was the 80s and certainly not what he saw. At best he might know this variant of Batman from the Superfriends series, which was very sanitized and safe.

He also is a smoothbrain who only likes babytier shit with no complications and a good-evil dichotomy, so he would prefer that 10 - 15 year period over the 50+ year period where Batman was more hardcore. Especially since he's a whiny bitch who doesn't let self-imagined grudges go, and he delusionally believes that his enemies like this stuff.

He's the equivalent of me screeching Batman should kill people since his Golden Age self used guns and didn't give a shit about people living.

I grew up on vhs tapes of the 60’s show, so it’s possible Bob did as well. But it just seems odd that he would be all over the Burton movie or the animated series, since they both had 80’s origins and he adores that decade

 

[Red Hood]

Y'know, I just had a thought....do you think someone else gave Chris the "Chippa" nickname, or is he that guy that comes up with his own autistic nickname and insists on it to everyone?

 

[breadandcircuses]

During the run-up to the 1989 movie a lot of people were under the impression it would be a comedy.

Casting Michael Keaton certainly didn't help.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Casting Michael Keaton certainly didn't help.

And having him directed again by the director of Beetlejuice and Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure as well!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Y'know, I just had a thought....do you think someone else gave Chris the "Chippa" nickname, or is he that guy that comes up with his own autistic nickname and insists on it to everyone?

I mean, it's possible it's a childhood nickname from either school or home but that begs the question what exactly was he doing to have someone think to call him that.

If he named himself that because he thought it sounded neat or cool, that's super autistic and full of WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

 

[Mr. Duck]

I don't know, the Adam West Batman show was frequently rerun through the 80's and 90's. James Rolfe and Mike Matei have talked about it being the first Batman they knew. Until the 1989 movie flipped the script only comics readers really knew a different Batman from the one presented in the 60's TV show and Superfriends.

During the run-up to the 1989 movie a lot of people were under the impression it would be a comedy.

So basically this scene from the Mr. Plow episode from The Simpsons.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Y'know, I just had a thought....do you think someone else gave Chris the "Chippa" nickname, or is he that guy that comes up with his own autistic nickname and insists on it to everyone?

Considering how much he pushes the name in his "branding" I'm leaning towards the latter. Chris's attempts to compensate for the fact that aside from being a neckbeard and white trash he's boring as shit are all this exact sort of forced, cringe-worthy stuff. Remember his rainbow mohawk hat he wore to that con?