Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

It's one thing to take up a hobby ( like skateboarding) later in life and go "oh shit this is fun, I should have started this years ago" and another to pretend like you we're Tranny Hawk the whole time. Like hell I wish I was half as with it and as confident as I am now when I was 14, but no amount of projecting my current self on my past will change the fact I was a gangly anime and martial arts nerd.

This projection of the current on the past is a big problem in the trans community ( and with the woke SJW community as a whole). Jess wasn't a magical, radical, sk8ter grrl when she was growing up and I doubt Jess is a magical, radical, sk8ter grrl now. But Jess and the others gotta keep that LARP rolling or their whole identity just falls apart. These chucklefucks would all be so much happier ( and less tranny-er) if they could accept that they, as people, are more than self assigned labels and the activities they do.

I think this is why Jess has become so damn cunty the last few years. Having to keep kayfabe for the woke tranny crowd and keep in lockstep with whatever bullshit is trending, else they become a pariah, is burning Jess out in a big way.
If she was less insecure and didn't need to overcompensate the posts about it could be about learning some skill she missed out and be humble about it rather than trying to pass as some edgy fuck da police skater with radtittude who looks hot doing sick tricks and then everybody claps. Only then it becomes pathetic.
 
New one. Wallowing in self pity.

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It's weird how something can be so self-aware and yet so absolutely clueless simultaneously.
Right? This is another clear cry-for-help comic. Jess is only miserable because she refuses to face the truth that the non stop LARP and having to pander to her "fans" is the real source of everything wrong with her life. Like the cat in the comic, that is her self insert, could easily be a boy with poofy hair, if that isn't telling I don't know what is.
 
Jess's comics themselves are mundane and random thoughts, though. Her comics are either "my life sucks" or mental exercises in rationalizing why it's ok to steal or generally just be a nuisance to society. Just because you put the same content into comic form doesn't elevate it to a higher plane of intellect.
 
Generally what happens is these people just overclock their doublethink when it happens to them. They shamelessly call the police and demand immediate satisfaction and resolution, while then immediately going back to calling for defunding the police and defending criminals. They're simply so used to being insincere and speaking in bad faith that they don't even notice the contradictions.
Wasn't there some SJW journalist who was tweeting some rant about cops sexually harassing her for most of her life and then stopped midway through and it turned out that she'd been mugged and her very next tweet was a thank you to the cops who had helped her in the middle of this rant about cops being racist child molesters? It was this insane turn of events that was almost too perfect to be true and if I didn't know the account from before this happened I would think it was fake. Shit, I really can't remember her name, I thought it was Anne Heche but apparently that's Ellen Degeneres' ex.
 
He decided to reupload the infamous shoplifting comic... but now he limited replies so that only his hugbox can say anything.
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Maybe the reason nobody has your back is because you're a shitty human being, Jesse.

I like how he's back-peddling on how the comic isn't suppose to mean anything when the original was suppose to be about how he sticks it to the man by stealing from small art stores where the employee, the common man, is held responsible.
 
He decided to reupload the infamous shoplifting comic... but now he limited replies so that only his hugbox can say anything.
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Jessica must get a dopamine hit every time she blocks somebody. She really relishes it, this trifling little mote of power she has, to the point that I wonder if she doesn't purposefully act like an asshole for the reason of fostering more opportunity for it.

The world didn't jump down her throat over one shitty take. Theft Cat (Dog?) came on the heels of New Guy, a situation she learned absolutely nothing from. She says in the thread above "suck my tranny dick", and that's her problem: that's always her attitude about everything.
 
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