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judge claude frollo said:
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This is the rawest picture of current Chris to me. The extremely aged face, the thin hair, the unfortunate forehead, the old man glasses and pressed lips. He even has drooping old man ears.
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Despite how much some people keep an eye on Chris, it's easy to forget he's really getting on in his years. How old is he now? He's gotta be pretty old.
 
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Ok, but consider this.

Chris Chan as the next Tiger Kingesque documentary.

I say this half jokingly. Making a documentary of Chris as he is now, believing in the merge shit, would be too convoluted and probably just get a bunch of people to feel sorry for him. I'm imagining Chris, almost a decade back, when he was trying to be an alpha male and had a huge fucking attitude and didn't go into hedgehog defense mode when confronted in person. Now that's a documentary I would get a good laugh at and definitely presents himself as a local weirdo "celeb" instead of another batshit insane person who needs to be put into a facility.

The problem with getting a documentary of Chris now is that Chris retcons history to fit his dimensional merge delusions. You won't get Chris reciting old stories as we remember him telling them previously. We'll get stories narrated by "Sonichu" and changed to include merge shit that didn't exist back then.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Ok, but consider this.

Chris Chan as the next Tiger Kingesque documentary.

I say this half jokingly. Making a documentary of Chris as he is now, believing in the merge shit, would be too convoluted and probably just get a bunch of people to feel sorry for him. I'm imagining Chris, almost a decade back, when he was trying to be an alpha male and had a huge fucking attitude and didn't go into hedgehog defense mode when confronted in person. Now that's a documentary I would get a good laugh at and definitely presents himself as a local weirdo "celeb" instead of another batshit insane person who needs to be put into a facility.

The problem with getting a documentary of Chris now is that Chris retcons history to fit his dimensional merge delusions. You won't get Chris reciting old stories as we remember him telling them previously. We'll get stories narrated by "Sonichu" and changed to include merge shit that didn't exist back then.
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Also, it will be extremely boring and filled with nothing but 90s talk show TV tropes about being a bullied dyke since he was conceived in Barb's dead end pouch of shame.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Also, it will be extremely boring and filled with nothing but 90s talk show TV tropes about being a bullied dyke since he was conceived in Barb's dead end pouch of shame.
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That would also be another hurdle. If there ever was a documentary, someone would have to constantly and gently push Chris in the right direction to stay on topic. I also do think for it to be accurate it would also need to include a team of people who have at least followed Chris since near the beginning. People who have arrived on the scene within the past couple of years don't really understand how Chris used to be.
 
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AlliedMastercomputer said:
Plus the GenoSamuel doc does the job well enough. doesn't need mainstream attention from netflix or the like
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LOL, netflix. Chris would be lucky to get attention from his local PBS.
If Chris ever got even slightly close to mainstream acknowledgment, he would be canceled faster than cuties due to his past antics.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Ok, but consider this.

Chris Chan as the next Tiger Kingesque documentary.

I say this half jokingly. Making a documentary of Chris as he is now, believing in the merge shit, would be too convoluted and probably just get a bunch of people to feel sorry for him. I'm imagining Chris, almost a decade back, when he was trying to be an alpha male and had a huge fucking attitude and didn't go into hedgehog defense mode when confronted in person. Now that's a documentary I would get a good laugh at and definitely presents himself as a local weirdo "celeb" instead of another batshit insane person who needs to be put into a facility.

The problem with getting a documentary of Chris now is that Chris retcons history to fit his dimensional merge delusions. You won't get Chris reciting old stories as we remember him telling them previously. We'll get stories narrated by "Sonichu" and changed to include merge shit that didn't exist back then.
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*stares blankly at camera*
*uncomfortable silence*
*Lucille Ball impression*
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Ok, but consider this.

Chris Chan as the next Tiger Kingesque documentary.

I say this half jokingly. Making a documentary of Chris as he is now, believing in the merge shit, would be too convoluted and probably just get a bunch of people to feel sorry for him. I'm imagining Chris, almost a decade back, when he was trying to be an alpha male and had a huge fucking attitude and didn't go into hedgehog defense mode when confronted in person. Now that's a documentary I would get a good laugh at and definitely presents himself as a local weirdo "celeb" instead of another batshit insane person who needs to be put into a facility.

The problem with getting a documentary of Chris now is that Chris retcons history to fit his dimensional merge delusions. You won't get Chris reciting old stories as we remember him telling them previously. We'll get stories narrated by "Sonichu" and changed to include merge shit that didn't exist back then.
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Geno shows his Face, and talks then YELLS.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
That would also be another hurdle. If there ever was a documentary, someone would have to constantly and gently push Chris in the right direction to stay on topic. I also do think for it to be accurate it would also need to include a team of people who have at least followed Chris since near the beginning. People who have arrived on the scene within the past couple of years don't really understand how Chris used to be.
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It would have to be you and Marvin. You've both been there since near the beginning and Chris will actually talk to you irl.
 
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