Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

Halloween is such a childish obsession for her.

I think that her obsession with Halloween, Christmas, and other holidays is that they allow her to indulge in consumerism as her life is void of any interests.

 

[Poop Bun]

Halloween is such a childish obsession for her.

It is also not the only childish obsession she has:
- her hideous earring collection
- her journal hoarding
- things that are pink, or marble, or kau-ute
- snacks

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Halloween is such a childish obsession for her.

It's an excuse to overeat.

 

[Super Book]

I could never get invested in Chantal, for one reason or another. When it comes to deathfats cows, it’s almost like the crazier they are, the more boring they are to me. Same story with Nikocado, I’ll pop into his thread now and then but I expect him to be a crazy faggot so I’m never surprised. If Amber starts doing fast food mukbangs or blatantly faking Becky’s death, call me

And just so this doesn’t get removed from the genthread for not being ambercentric...uhhh Amber fat and I would not rub clits with her.

(my phone has never more aptly autocorrected “clits” to “clots”)

Deathfats teeter between the lines "too cunty to follow" and "too boring to follow" and rarely any of them do a good job at balancing them anymore. I feel like this is a big (lol) reason why I fell out of following them, even though they're the reason why I came to the farms in the first place.

 

[Twa Corbies]

"I think that her obsession with Halloween, Christmas, and other holidays "

Its at least something to DO, a distraction from the empty hours of her usual days.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I would like to HIGHLY REQUEST the Halloween video and a Beckelection 2020 Live Stream on 11/3.

 

[double second]

Halloween is such a childish obsession for her.

I get almost anyone but her loving Halloween. Kids like to dress up and eat candy. Teenagers like Halloween parties. College kids like dressing up and going to clubs and bars. Parents and grandparents like seeing babies dressed up for their first Halloween and watching kids having fun. But what does someone like Amber get out of Halloween that she can't get the rest of the year? Candy? Buying junk? Wearing ill-fitting clothing? Paying Destiny to hang out with her?

 

[wilderbeans]

I get almost anyone but her loving Halloween. Kids like to dress up and eat candy. Teenagers like Halloween parties. College kids like dressing up and going to clubs and bars. Parents and grandparents like seeing babies dressed up for their first Halloween and watching kids having fun. But what does someone like Amber get out of Halloween that she can't get the rest of the year? Candy? Buying junk? Wearing ill-fitting clothing? Paying Destiny to hang out with her?

Some variety and attention, she can play a character not her

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Go watch Chantal or any of the countless other lolcows if you need a fix. They are more entertaining than Amber by far. Literally watching paint dry is more pleasant than watching Amber pretend to be excited about her tent clothes and Wommart trinkets.

Excellent advice. Amber needs to be on the shine for a while anyway. Let her get her mental type style sorted in relative peace. She needs it. Sis really isn’t kicking out anything worth watching anyway. Hasn’t for a long time.

 

[NosferatuORG]

Holloween is not something specific for my land.
Tell me please what is Amber celbrating anyway? She is not a child, she dose not go out, she is not religious. I doubt she delays the consumption of certain foods for feast days.
Call me old style... but she just celebrates nothing in a costume.
I dont have a full year yet of Amber curiosity. I ask the old ones what should I expect.?

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

I get almost anyone but her loving Halloween. Kids like to dress up and eat candy. Teenagers like Halloween parties. College kids like dressing up and going to clubs and bars. Parents and grandparents like seeing babies dressed up for their first Halloween and watching kids having fun. But what does someone like Amber get out of Halloween that she can't get the rest of the year? Candy? Buying junk? Wearing ill-fitting clothing? Paying Destiny to hang out with her?

IMHO, Halloween to her means a specific excuse to hoard/shop a niche category of items to fawn over, paw/grope in stores, exclaim being "kuh-yoot", and get that dopamine rush showing off "new things" and shuffling around the detritus in her habitat to give an appearance of "change", be it attributed to the season or just time in general as clearly, every day is the same for her otherwise.

And yes, the bonus of dressing up in an ill-fitting "costume" follows along those same lines, with the bonus of not being EXPECTED to ever wear/see that purchase ever again, unlike all the Torrid hauls of tarps that are never seen nor heard from again and she gets called out for. I'd add in she "gets to be someone else" by wearing a costume, but she's likely too much of a narc to get enjoyment at being anything but Amberlynn Reid, Daintiest of Gorls.

(Plus, her binging candies are on SALE, in BULK. Especially after November 1st.)

 

[Rocketleaguer]

She's gonna get a rude awakening once she decides to come out of her diabetic coma.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Given she's still basically a 14 year old goth mall-rat in the 600 pound body of a 30 year old hambeast, she thinks that making a big deal of Halloween is super-cute and makes her oh-so quirky and interesting. Like all the fat girls who call themselves wiccans.

 

[Trash Puppet]

Anyone think that Hamburgerlynn looks better with shorter hair? I don’t know why she doesn’t choose to cut it, she won’t even chop the shitty blonde ends, she more or less looks better with shorter hair.
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She hasn't cut her hair because:
A. There is no way she can fit in a salon/barber chair
or
B. She's afraid to cut it herself because she'll fuck it up and won't be able to get it fixed (see A)

 

[Bookish]

She also associates long hair with femininity and is scared of becoming a genderless blob. In the hoodie try-on Torrid haul, I imagine that it would be hard to tell which she is, with no prior knowledge. She's also said she thinks shorter hair doesn't look good on fat people.

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

She also associates long hair with femininity and is scared of becoming a genderless blob. In the hoodie try-on Torrid haul, I imagine that it would be hard to tell which she is, with no prior knowledge. She's also said she thinks shorter hair doesn't look good on fat people.

It's quite remarkable when ham planets get to a certain weight they pretty much lose all the defining qualities of their faces. They either look weird and smooth and virtually featureless or they are squashed in weird places due to fat deposits ala the Slaton sisters. Either way, they might as well be a mutant Batman villain at that point. Depending on the type, I propose the names: "Smoothor" for the smooth type and "Squishlard" for the fat deposit type.

 

[dingobaby]

It's quite remarkable when ham planets get to a certain weight they pretty much lose all the defining qualities of their faces. They either look weird and smooth and virtually featureless or they are squashed in weird places due to fat deposits ala the Slaton sisters. Either way, they might as well be a mutant Batman villain at that point. Depending on the type, I propose the names: "Smoothor" for the smooth type and "Squishlard" for the fat deposit type.

Fat is nature's botox filler. A part of me does want Amber to lose drastic weight, if not just to see the 30 year old + face sag. She will have to tighten the poop bun to pull her facial skin back.

 

[497]

She hasn't cut her hair because:
A. There is no way she can fit in a salon/barber chair
or
B. She's afraid to cut it herself because she'll fuck it up and won't be able to get it fixed (see A)

judging from other deathfats (Chantal, Jen, Tammy) all of their hair starts to thin to the point it's basically bald in front. if AL doesn't cut her hair by 40 it's going to look like a fullet/mullet , a clip on bun. or like those bald guys that still have a pony tail.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Like all the fat girls who call themselves wiccans.

 

[Hater238704]

I hope when she comes back she is 150 lbs. The cuntiness will be off the chart- will be more entertaining than shitty plastic target hauls.