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My counter-speculation is based on the idea that the Dems were filling things out by hand last minute. Doing thousands of votes for Biden takes a long time, thousands of extra bubbles for the other positions simply takes too long.
Conspiracy theory time!

I think the margin of Trump's victories legitimately surprised them (Florida was decided almost immediately), and they needed a lot of ballots so fast that they only had time to fill in the Biden bubbles.

I mean, Biden needed 250K votes in Michigan and like 125K in Wisconsin. Trump was killing Biden by 3-4%.
 
I think the margin of Trump's victories legitimately surprised them (Florida was decided almost immediately), and they needed a lot of ballots so fast that they only had time to fill in the Biden bubbles.
So you're saying that they believed their own bullshit yet again?
 
Conspiracy theory time!

I think the margin of Trump's victories legitimately surprised them (Florida was decided almost immediately), and they needed a lot of ballots so fast that they only had time to fill in the Biden bubbles.

I mean, Biden needed 250K votes in Michigan and like 125K in Wisconsin. Trump was killing Biden by 3-4%.

It'd been my theory that they were just being lazy about filling em out because it takes so much extra time for 2-3 extra bubbles. Them getting caught with their pants down, that makes the story a lot clearer.
 
Conspiracy theory time!

I think the margin of Trump's victories legitimately surprised them (Florida was decided almost immediately), and they needed a lot of ballots so fast that they only had time to fill in the Biden bubbles.

I mean, Biden needed 250K votes in Michigan and like 125K in Wisconsin. Trump was killing Biden by 3-4%.
It'd been my theory that they were just being lazy about filling em out because it takes so much extra time for 2-3 extra bubbles. Them getting caught with their pants down, that makes the story a lot clearer.
I believe this to be the case because it makes logical internal sense, and it jives with the sudden stops in ballot counting on election night. ("Oh shit, we're behind, need more votes!")

It's important to specify for anyone else reading this that I'm open to other theories/proof with similar internal and external consistency . I'd be delighted (in a bittersweet way) to learn there wasn't any fraud.
 

So, is Trump actually going to pull this off or what?
One can only hope, if for no other reason than to create a shitload of salt and anger. I would find it absolutely hilarious to see people melt the fuck down over it.

The results are in dispute enough there and other places that it might just fucking work.

You know how some people like Himalayan salt? If Trump wins this one, we'll have the entire Himalayas worth of salt available to us.
Considering how many places are in dispute right now, and despite the fact that I'm not really a fan, I want this to happen.

A lot of people who voted for Joe Biden, the ones that aren't dead and/or fictional characters, are seriously fucking regretting filling in that fucking dot already, especially with a lot of the shit that's been revealed.

National lockdown? Blacklists of Trump supporters? Gimme a God damn break.
 
There is one piece of speculation, though, fro my browsing Twitter: if Democrats did pull out 'emergency Democrat votes' in support of Joe Biden and express willingness in 'packing the Supreme court', then why did not pull out 'emergency Democrat votes' that would have supporte Democratic members of the House and Senate?

Assuming its fraud:
It is easier to hide your fudged numbers in plain sight if you only manipulate one race.
On a larger political front.... if you go full blue wave, everyone will start questions and digging into it. If you keep the republican congress critters in power, they are less likely to start shouting about recounts and fixed ballot boxes.

Assuming that is true, depending on how much maliciousness you want to ascribe to the Dems, that means you can either blue tide both houses in 2022 with no Trump to lead the charge against your fraud, or just simply have the Republicans going along with it because Trump is fucking up the uniparty system.

If you're looking for non-fraud explanation, I think there might be a larger number of people who went Biden then R to counter-balance him.



Anyway, who else remembers Pelosi promising to step down as speaker in 2020 as part of the 2018 tard wraggling? Because Pepperidge Farm remembers.
 
A lot of people who voted for Joe Biden, the ones that aren't dead and/or fictional characters, are seriously fucking regretting filling in that fucking dot already, especially with a lot of the shit that's been revealed.

National lockdown? Blacklists of Trump supporters? Gimme a God damn break.
What were they expecting? He said his intentions out loud.
 
Covid definitely isn't a hoax you tard. I had it, it sucks. Even as a healthy young male I was down for over a week. I can 100% see how it is deadly for old or immunocompromised people.

Man the "covid is a hoax" shit pisses me off because of how schizo it is.
First, I'm glad you're doing fine. Really! I hate for any human to die before I have a chance to kill them. Congrats on your recovery!

Let me see if I can explain the debate in way to avoid triggering defenses...

You are more likely to die in a car crash, than you are from COVID. (obviously, you've up and survived it) Now try to imagine that a bunch of people panicked and declared that we had to shut down everything until cars were made absolutely safe and nobody suffered even a single hang nail because of a mishap while driving a car ever again. Until vehicles were 100% safe, NOBODY is allowed to drive.

You can see how such an effort would be insane, right? That it would be impossible for modern society to function under such a condition, right? Now imagine trying to get people to understand that risk of wrecks are what we have to deal with just to survive gets you replies of downplaying people's deaths, and calling car wrecks a hoax.

At some point, you either have to suck it up and realize life doesn't come with any guarantees - or you bury yourself alive in a metaphorical sense to try and stay safe.

And you yourself demonstrate here how the clash of perspectives burns away all nuance as you angrily reduce people who disagree with you to a caricature of their position - even as you rage at them for doing the same to you.

COVID is real - but it is NOT the zombie virus. It's not even the worst COVID type virus humanity has ever faced.
It isn't the Q boomers though. There are a LOT of evangelical Christians that adamantly believe he is anointed. I live in a very Baptist area and holy shit the religious folks love him.
Imagine being an atheist and somehow deify politicians more than and look more religious than people who literally think Republican politicians see annointed and appointed by God.
For fucks sake people, does no one in here understand even a little about Christian doctrine? ALL political leaders are God's "anointed" because there is no leadership not granted by God.

John 19:10-11
So Pilate said to him, “You refuse to speak to me? Don’t you understand that it is in my power either to set you free or to have you executed on the stake?” Yeshua (Jesus) answered, “You would have no power over me if it hadn’t been given to you from above; this is why the one who handed me over to you is guilty of a greater sin.”​
Romans 13:1-4 (CJB)
Everyone is to obey the governing authorities. For there is no authority that is not from God, and the existing authorities have been placed where they are by God. Therefore, whoever resists the authorities is resisting what God has instituted; and those who resist will bring judgment on themselves. For rulers are no terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you like to be unafraid of the person in authority? Then simply do what is good, and you will win his approval; for he is God’s servant, there for your benefit. But if you do what is wrong, be afraid! Because it is not for nothing that he holds the power of the sword; for he is God’s servant, there as an avenger to punish wrongdoers.​

And the ruler of the Roman empire when Paul wrote that above letter? Fucking NERO. (probably) And Paul STILL said the above about him. So labeling bad orange man (who is nowhere near as awful as Nero) as anointed by God is not that big of a theological snarl*. Obama would be anointed too. So might Biden. Remember one of the most common uses of the phrase is by David to refer to Saul, a man trying to KILL him.

Roman Catholic Catechism:
1899. The authority required by the moral order derives from God: "Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore he who resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment."​

*That's not to say SOME people aren't using the term inappropriately or exceeding its bounds and going over-reverent, but that's between them and God. Be careful about judging a group only by the worst of its members else you find yourself damned by your fellows.

You know, I was expecting a lot of smugness and celebration on the way through the court hearings, but I genuinely was not expecting this... Seething, sadistic joy? I don't know what to even call this other than some offshoot of sadism, but it's pretty disturbing to watch all of these people jump up and down, foaming at the mouth while they cackle with glee and dump an unusual quantity of hostile or outright morbid pictures over everyone's heads.

It's like they "won" and they doubled down on how furious they are. Shit feels fuckin' evil, I don't like it.
Can you drop me a DM of a video of this? I could use it later.
The resurged Muslim bashing when Bin Laden's niece or whoever endorsing Trump wasn't your hint you fuckers would never be safe from America's ire no matter if Red or Blue was in charge? Better loosen your head towel so you can think again toots. 🚬
I wonder if Bin Laden's niece needs any comforting after the election. I'm free right now...
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"I may fuck dogs but at least I'm not a Trump supporter!"

I tried to upload a funny picture but it failed like 50 times so fuck it you don't get a punchline.
I'd rather be a republican than a dog fucker so hey! Agreement at last.

Welcome to Bolshevism. I was one of them ideologically for a long time, but was hoodwinked by the beliefs of things like Free Speech, Democracy, respect for one's fellow man, etc etc... being anything other than talking points. The ebil government and the co-opting by much more ebil propagandists journalists red-pilled me when I finally actually listened to Trump in his Republican debates AFTER he was elected. I can't remember the book, but I think it was called either the Eroticism of Fascism, or the Sadism of Fascism, but once you see it, you can't UNSEE it. That same insect-like dehumanization is there. The same as the Bolsheviks and the NAtional Socialists. The same as the Inquisitors. These people have been sexually imprinted on power, and sadism is the only drive that matters. Rationality is irrelevant -- worse, meaningless.
I've read one book on the matter.
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The greatest lie the USSR ever pulled was that there was anything mutually exclusive about Bolshevism and Fascism.
In Michigan, their system fucked up to the tune of 4,000 votes in two counties* that they know of. Dude was arrested stealing mail and that mail included mail-in ballots. It happened.

The real question is does it matter?
Again, 4,000 votes doesn't come close to flipping Michigan. And the guy was arrested with 3 sealed ballots. So probably not really. But the pretending it doesn't happen, and the race to crown Biden before he strokes out, is just really pissing me off more than the fact the Joelester is about to ensure his son escapes justice while selling the US to China.
I know we agree on a lot so I want you to not take this as harsh as it may come across...

But YES.

I don't care if the entire fraud in 2020 comes out to be a nearsighted grandmother in podunk county who accidentally submitted her grocery list. Saying "does it matter" is like saying, "Oh well we can't solve every murder. Does this dead guy really matter?" YES! Even if we can't get 100% perfection, we still need to constantly try and strive for it just because a society that doesn't take murder seriously can't survive.

Likewise, voter fraud is just as serious to the political health of the country. It doesn't matter if it's enough to swing the election or not. The populace NEEDS to see that voting is taken seriously and real efforts are being made to be 100% fair and above board because ANY wavering of that faith and this nation will shatter like a faberge egg.

Holy mother of God... just when I thought I had seen the most pathetic thing ever, furries waltz in and push the bar even higher.
I thought that was like one of the rules of the internet. no 32 or something?
It's 2020 and Cubans and black people have been called white supremacists.

So... yes, actually.
 
What were they expecting? He said his intentions out loud.
Yeah, yeah, I know, but considering the past couple of days with the blacklist and internet censorship intentions, it might be even worse.

I just hope to hell that if Donald gets his ass handed to him in the upcoming lolsuits, that Joe Biden gets stymied by the Senate, House, and the fact that he's a mushbrain.
 

So, is Trump actually going to pull this off or what?

I don't care if the audit shows Biden won. This is the sane shit every state that wasn't a solid lock should be doing. Not declaring Biden President Elect, sitting back and actually ensuring that everything tallies. Michigan especially, given their shit was demonstrably fucked, and WI given they had turn outs exceeding census numbers for eligible voters.
Hell, recount Ohio while you're at it, make sure it didn't actually swing blue.
 
First, I'm glad you're doing fine. Really! I hate for any human to die before I have a chance to kill them. Congrats on your recovery!

Let me see if I can explain the debate in way to avoid triggering defenses...

You are more likely to die in a car crash, than you are from COVID. (obviously, you've up and survived it) Now try to imagine that a bunch of people panicked and declared that we had to shut down everything until cars were made absolutely safe and nobody suffered even a single hang nail because of a mishap while driving a car ever again. Until vehicles were 100% safe, NOBODY is allowed to drive.

You can see how such an effort would be insane, right? That it would be impossible for modern society to function under such a condition, right? Now imagine trying to get people to understand that risk of wrecks are what we have to deal with just to survive gets you replies of downplaying people's deaths, and calling car wrecks a hoax.

At some point, you either have to suck it up and realize life doesn't come with any guarantees - or you bury yourself alive in a metaphorical sense to try and stay safe.

And you yourself demonstrate here how the clash of perspectives burns away all nuance as you angrily reduce people who disagree with you to a caricature of their position - even as you rage at them for doing the same to you.

COVID is real - but it is NOT the zombie virus. It's not even the worst COVID type virus humanity has ever faced.


For fucks sake people, does no one in here understand even a little about Christian doctrine? ALL political leaders are God's "anointed" because there is no leadership not granted by God.

John 19:10-11
So Pilate said to him, “You refuse to speak to me? Don’t you understand that it is in my power either to set you free or to have you executed on the stake?” Yeshua (Jesus) answered, “You would have no power over me if it hadn’t been given to you from above; this is why the one who handed me over to you is guilty of a greater sin.”​
Romans 13:1-4 (CJB)
Everyone is to obey the governing authorities. For there is no authority that is not from God, and the existing authorities have been placed where they are by God. Therefore, whoever resists the authorities is resisting what God has instituted; and those who resist will bring judgment on themselves. For rulers are no terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you like to be unafraid of the person in authority? Then simply do what is good, and you will win his approval; for he is God’s servant, there for your benefit. But if you do what is wrong, be afraid! Because it is not for nothing that he holds the power of the sword; for he is God’s servant, there as an avenger to punish wrongdoers.​

And the ruler of the Roman empire when Paul wrote that above letter? Fucking NERO. (probably) And Paul STILL said the above about him. So labeling bad orange man (who is nowhere near as awful as Nero) as anointed by God is not that big of a theological snarl*. Obama would be anointed too. So might Biden. Remember one of the most common uses of the phrase is by David to refer to Saul, a man trying to KILL him.

Roman Catholic Catechism:
1899. The authority required by the moral order derives from God: "Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore he who resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment."​

*That's not to say SOME people aren't using the term inappropriately or exceeding its bounds and going over-reverent, but that's between them and God. Be careful about judging a group only by the worst of its members else you find yourself damned by your fellows.


Can you drop me a DM of a video of this? I could use it later.

I wonder if Bin Laden's niece needs any comforting after the election. I'm free right now...

I'd rather be a republican than a dog fucker so hey! Agreement at last.


I've read one book on the matter.
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The greatest lie the USSR ever pulled was that there was anything mutually exclusive about Bolshevism and Fascism.

I know we agree on a lot so I want you to not take this as harsh as it may come across...

But YES.

I don't care if the entire fraud in 2020 comes out to be a nearsighted grandmother in podunk county who accidentally submitted her grocery list. Saying "does it matter" is like saying, "Oh well we can't solve every murder. Does this dead guy really matter?" YES! Even if we can't get 100% perfection, we still need to constantly try and strive for it just because a society that doesn't take murder seriously can't survive.

Likewise, voter fraud is just as serious to the political health of the country. It doesn't matter if it's enough to swing the election or not. The populace NEEDS to see that voting is taken seriously and real efforts are being made to be 100% fair and above board because ANY wavering of that faith and this nation will shatter like a faberge egg.


I thought that was like one of the rules of the internet. no 32 or something?

Everything is so tired. I am an Orthodox Christian, I am quite familiar with scripture. What you I guess don't understand is that the same people that screech about Trump being anointed are the same tardos that screeched about Obama being the muslim antichrist. No, again, I am not exaggerating, literally the antichrist. If people love Trump simply because he is in charge and they are Christian, why did the same people screech so hard for 8 FUCKING years over Barry?
 
If people love Trump simply because he is in charge and they are Christian, why did the same people screech so hard for 8 FUCKING years over Barry?
Because they agree with Trump on some things, and disagreed with Obama on some things. I've seen highly devout Catholics diss the Pope because they disagreed with one comment or another. I had a friend in high school whose Catholic mother had a huge axe to grind with John Paul II for some reason.

People will find reasons to say good things about people they like, and bad things about people they dislike, even if they're being total hypocrites about it. That's just the way of the world, even among very intelligent, very rational people. If that weren't the case, Kiwifarms would have no reason to exist.
 
Because they agree with Trump on some things, and disagreed with Obama on some things. I've seen highly devout Catholics diss the Pope because they disagreed with one comment or another. I had a friend in high school whose Catholic mother had a huge axe to grind with John Paul II for some reason.

People will find reasons to say good things about people they like, and bad things about people they dislike, even if they're being total hypocrites about it. That's just the way of the world, even among very intelligent, very rational people. If that weren't the case, Kiwifarms would have no reason to exist.
That is my point.
 
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