Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

So like 7 people are going to be upset?

Huh, I always saw a bigger number rush in to defend fatso.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

She had to do this publicly. If autistic people like John Spetsnaz are emailing you and asking you to condone or disavow a vile and toxic piece of shit like MovieBlob, then you need it to be widely known that you despise his genocidal ambitions.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Well Film Robert we know how much you live Raimi's Spider-Man so this is for you.

https://youtu.be/-LPlUYbabqk

 

[Basil II]

Honestly Lindsay trying to play victim about someone following her on twitter and thirstposting is pretty ridiculous. Unless there's something I'm missing, this just seems like some really retarded shit blown way out of proportion. But lol Bob deserves it.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[ravensboy]

She had to do this publicly. If autistic people like John Spetsnaz are emailing you and asking you to condone or disavow a vile and toxic piece of shit like MovieBlob, then you need it to be widely known that you despise his genocidal ambitions.

She had to do this publicly because autistic people don't get the hint unless you hammer it home.

 

[Captain Manning]

Some tweets Nostalgia Chicks has liked. Nothing brings people together like a slice of MovieBob.

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The one about the body pillow is pretty much spot on. When this broke, I thought that was pretty much Bob's mentality with respect to everybody he's taken a photograph with. Stand by for a remake of this shit show with Anita as lead actress.

No joke, there exists, somewhere, a picture of me and Amanda Winn Lee. Met her a couple of times in my younger life. Forgot all about her until @Jaimas gave her a cow thread and I discovered she went completely bat shit insane. Pitching for troon Wu, and taking pictures of her dog while sitting on a toilet (with her panties around her legs). Never thought, for even a second, we were friends, colleagues, or anything of the sort. She was an anime voice actress, and I was (very mildly) a fan who met her at a couple of conventions.

Bob is pathetic. He needs to take a good hard look at where he's at in life. These aren't friendships, Bob. You dumb fuck.

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This really needs the title music and sfx. Otherwise, bravo!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I wonder if this will be the final nail in the coffin and Bob will give up trying to suck off breadtube stars.

But nah, I bet his next tumble will be him eventually sperging online about Gamergate again and trying to get praise from Sarkisian, only to be ignored forevermore.

 

[Rekkington]

This is probably the best thing to ever happen to take Bob down a peg simply by watching his series of confused apologies and self flagellations. It strikes to the very core of his anti-bully worldview.
If people he hates call him a genocidal psycho, he can write them off as trolls or chuds. But he was accused of being a predatory creep, by a woman he not only respects but seems to idolize.
He became the bully. And it wasn't a one-time thing, she kept policing his language, he had to apologize for that too, h had to keep going back and apologizing for specific parts and apologizing for apologizing in a way they thought was just as wicked. And now all these other women are mocking him not for being a feminist or a nerd, but for being the "rapey dudebro."

This Kills The Bob.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Memology made a video and included the Simpsons clip with Ralph.

 

[Mola Ram]

Honestly Lindsay trying to play victim about someone following her on twitter and thirstposting is pretty ridiculous. Unless there's something I'm missing, this just seems like some really retarded shit blown way out of proportion. But lol Bob deserves it.

Yeah, there is more than a little e-drama histrionics surrounding this whole hilarious shitfight (but then where would the Farms be without histrionics). Is Bob creepy and too dense to get the hint? Absolutely. Is Bob a predator? Come on. That was a ridiculous thing to say, but Lindsay didn't demur when someone said it. Calling Bob a predator is deeply unfair. He's essentially harmless, at least in so far as I really can't imagine his behavior going beyond Twitter.

But then, how fair is Bob to people who commit the unpardonable sin of being Republicans or Christians or living in the Dakotas? What goes around comes around, fucko.

 

[BScCollateral]

The whole thing reminds me of one of those EC Horror comics or Roald Dahl stories where someone cheats at cards and then gets rendered into soap while still alive. It might be overkill, it might not, but the crude justice is undeniable.

 

[Basil II]

Yeah, there is more than a little e-drama histrionics surrounding this whole hilarious shitfight (but then where would the Farms be without histrionics). Is Bob creepy and too dense to get the hint? Absolutely. Is Bob a predator? Come on. That was a ridiculous thing to say, but Lindsay didn't demur when someone said it. Calling Bob a predator is deeply unfair. He's essentially harmless, at least in so far as I really can't imagine his behavior going beyond Twitter.

But then, how fair is Bob to people who commit the unpardonable sin of being Republicans or Christians or living in the Dakotas? What goes around comes around, fucko.

Yeah, I mean there are people who literally get molested as children and Lindsay out here be like "I'm a victim because a fat retard has a crush on me"

 

[TopTierHealer]

Chris, I know you read this. I know he is your brother and all.... But Bob have only himself to blame for this shit. He have gotten told and told again by Lindsey that she doesn't want anything to do with him. He should have taken the hint.
That people are now mocking him on twitter, is beacuse he is such an asshole on that platform and that nobody like him. He have created his own mess. If you are a good brother, you need to have a long talk with him to get him to straighten out.

If Chris cared about his brother at all, he would have snatched his phone from his hands and given him a Nokia from 2 decades ago that can only send and receive phone calls; used his engineer galaxy brain to install a site blocker on his pc (pass protected) and allowed 2 hours max of internet per day.

"Do you want to be a kahntent creator, Robert? Well I want 5 scripts on my desk per week, chop, chop!"
"What is this garbage? you're literally repeating yourself! This is the same crap as last week! 3 scripts but you must attend these courses on creative writing, and help me god if the teacher calls me again about your "Kill the zombie mayo ghouls" script, I'll declare you legaly retarded and take control of your Patreon assets"

You have an autistic brother, it sucks but for some miracle of God he's pulling a middle class income on the internet. You protect that shit with your life because you know that he will never have kids of his own, he will never find a partner and it will fall to you and your kids to wash Creepy Uncle Bob's fat folds when he becomes an invalid. That nest needs to be bursting by the time the inevitable happens.

But they are both white trash retards that have the same delayed gratification impulses of a nigger. Without derailing the thread too much, Bobby is now self-employed and just received an influx in his Patreon bucks. I hope he brought lube because his blue state dems will come with the biggest IRS dildo they can find next April.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Yeah, there is more than a little e-drama histrionics surrounding this whole hilarious shitfight (but then where would the Farms be without histrionics). Is Bob creepy and too dense to get the hint? Absolutely. Is Bob a predator? Come on. That was a ridiculous thing to say, but Lindsay didn't demur when someone said it. Calling Bob a predator is deeply unfair. He's essentially harmless, at least in so far as I really can't imagine his behavior going beyond Twitter.

But then, how fair is Bob to people who commit the unpardonable sin of being Republicans or Christians or living in the Dakotas? What goes around comes around, fucko.

As always there are no Bad Tactics only Bad Targets Film Robert being taken down like this is so fitting and satisfying.

Being a SJW is like being in the Mob when its your time to go you won't see it coming and it always be a friend.

 

[millennialcat96]

The dream of The Superior Future has wilted and died...

 

[Pagliacci]

Speaking of the joker, I think I have the perfect representation of moviebob seeing lindsey finally reply to his thirsty tweets....only to then see what she had to say about him

It's not a "perfect" representation because that character is actually sympathetic. That Joker is a murderer and yet he's still more sympathetic than Bob. Weird huh? That character is legit mentally ill. Bob is borderline mentally ill but still "normal" enough that you realize all his terrible choices are still his choices. That's what makes him all the more detestable. He had the choice yet still chose to be Moviebob.

I also feel the need to point out that Bob absolutely DETESTED the Joker movie. It seemed mostly due to some misguided idea that it was some "alt-right incel" movie, but I can't help but wonder if he also had some deep personal offense to what the movie was trying to say.

 

[Bolo]

Yeah, there is more than a little e-drama histrionics surrounding this whole hilarious shitfight (but then where would the Farms be without histrionics). Is Bob creepy and too dense to get the hint? Absolutely. Is Bob a predator? Come on. That was a ridiculous thing to say, but Lindsay didn't demur when someone said it. Calling Bob a predator is deeply unfair. He's essentially harmless, at least in so far as I really can't imagine his behavior going beyond Twitter.

But then, how fair is Bob to people who commit the unpardonable sin of being Republicans or Christians or living in the Dakotas? What goes around comes around, fucko.

Of course talking as if Robert is a predator is ridiculous, he is just a awkward clueless moron. He even hover hands:

However, this isn't the first time Lindsay uses this sort of language or places herself in a position of being opressed or exploited to gain the higher ground in this twitter mean girls game she plays. And thing is, sure as the sun rising Robert would be there to "yas queen" Lindsay when she did that.

And that is the croix of this "SJW" cabal bullshit, you need to excuse a lot of shitty behaviour to be part of their club, and pray to God for your turn never to come, but your turn will always, ALWAYS come.

I don't think Robert was cancelled, he is too small and pathetic to be the target of this shit, but he is certainly tasting what is like to be on the receiving end of a behaviour that not only he encouraged, but engaged as well.

Live by the sword....

 

[Flexo]

But in the end, you are right. Bob's punishment is his own life. Even if he goes into a crisis, he will not have an epiphany nor a breakthrough. He will not change for good. He will keep doing the same and wonder why things are not better because he's doing what he thinks it's good. I obviously have pity for him because if he wanted, he could educate himself properly and maybe focus on having something that would give him some semblance of proper significance. Have a significant other, leaving his basement for good, seeking to create a magnum opus (even if he thinks he has one). His life could be so fulfilling if he just changed his mindset. But Bob is Bob's greatest enemy.

It’s safe to say that Bob Chipman won’t know another moment of serenity or joy as long as he lives. That’s why this thread is so hilarious. Even if all his dreams came true, Bob would still be bitter and miserable.

I can't remember who said it (Probably thousands over the years in some form) but i remember the question once: "Hell must exist, else what would you do with someone who didn't want heaven?"

And i am a veteran of the old religion wars of the internet so i can already hear the atheist reply: "who would reject heaven?"

Then you see Bob Chipman and you realize exactly who would. He would far rather dive into the propane powered flames of hell (clean burning damnation) than ever tolerate one second in the presence of God since it would prove he was wrong.

As CS Lewis wrote in the Great divorce:

Both processes begin even before death. The good man's past begins to change so that his forgiven sins and remembered sorrows take on the quality of Heaven: the bad man's past already conforms to his badness and is filled only with dreariness. And that is why...the Blessed will say "We have never lived anywhere except in Heaven, : and the Lost, "We were always in Hell." And both will speak truly.​

Notice how Bob so frequently complains about how miserable and sad he is. His ego poisons his own life.

 

[Slimy Time]

The Abortion doesn't take Bobby's accusation well:
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And the #MeTooers are coming out!
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But we know Bobby won't block The Abortion as he did to Jenny Nicholson, because he needs her cachet.

And here comes the bucket crabs!
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To quite a few of randos, this is their reintroduction to MovieBob:
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Holy hell, he's getting #metoo'd isn't he? Someone is going to throw out the "he touched my ass/boobs when we met" and that will be wonderful to watch.