Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[dirtydeanna96]

According to INBH, inpatient treatment at their facility is short term. Now, what they mean by short term is the question

Short term psychiatric care is by definition less than thirty days.

Source, I was in for 4 weeks once, and they were talking about transferring me.

 

[Goldaor]

He just sent 3 long voice mails to the catfish, saying the same bizarre shit as always but now it's even more terrifying. Since he got in there I told the catfish not to contact him or do anything but Lucas just never gives up. "I know you're the real deal but if you're trolling me I'll put your phone number out there and my Instagram buddies will troll you"
The voice mails will be included on the next Weekly Wern.

At this point he's "trolling" himself.

 

[Particle Bored]

He just sent 3 long voice mails to the catfish, saying the same bizarre shit as always but now it's even more terrifying. Since he got in there I told the catfish not to contact him or do anything but Lucas just never gives up. "I know you're the real deal but if you're trolling me I'll put your phone number out there and my Instagram buddies will troll you"
The voice mails will be included on the next Weekly Wern.

At this point he's "trolling" himself.

After the first "troll" call she should forward all calls to his phone number.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

I mean, you're the catfish, right? And if it's not you it's someone you know, correct?

He just sent 3 long voice mails to the catfish, saying the same bizarre shit as always but now it's even more terrifying. Since he got in there I told the catfish not to contact him or do anything but Lucas just never gives up. "I know you're the real deal but if you're trolling me I'll put your phone number out there and my Instagram buddies will troll you"
The voice mails will be included on the next Weekly Wern.

At this point he's "trolling" himself.

 

[Goldaor]

I mean, you're the catfish, right? And if it's not you it's someone you know, correct?

It's some very random Kiwi guy who came up to me with the first voice mails. He only posted once or twice here. EDIT(Oh actually he posted way more than once or twice) I don't want any contact with Lucas anymore otherwise I feel like I won't be able to do his documentation in the Weekly Wern correctly.

 

[mothman96]

It's some very random Kiwi guy who came up to me with the first voice mails. He only posted once or twice here. I don't want any contact with Lucas anymore otherwise I feel like I won't be able to do his documentation in the Weekly Wern correctly.

I'd say, since the insane Freak made the threat of giving out the phone no, the catfish needs to consider changing phone no.

 

[Trainwreck]

I'd say, since the insane Freak made the threat of giving out the phone no, the catfish needs to consider changing phone no.

I'd hope that they were smart enough to buy a burner phone and not use their actual personal phone.

 

[IceQueen]

He just sent 3 long voice mails to the catfish, saying the same bizarre shit as always but now it's even more terrifying. Since he got in there I told the catfish not to contact him or do anything but Lucas just never gives up. "I know you're the real deal but if you're trolling me I'll put your phone number out there and my Instagram buddies will troll you"
The voice mails will be included on the next Weekly Wern.

At this point he's "trolling" himself.

Wait so uhhh... if he’s sending voicemails does that mean he’s out??

 

[Goldaor]

He just sent another one, he said he might get out tomorrow.

 

[Da Dude123]

He just sent another one, he said he might get out tomorrow.

And if he does, he will go back to mooing and reeing and telling everyone how he is plenty good and is sooo ready to be a dad. I mean, hasn't Bernie Sanders taught us anything? I just hope HOC does not let him back in there. Honestly, the fat ass doesn't deserve to be let back in there. He takes all help for granted and still has to be a spergy idiot in the places he is getting help cause he is a lolcow who doesn't learn his lessons. Looking forward to the catfish voicemails.

Edit: "I know you're the real deal." No, he doesn't. He thinks every catfish is the real deal. Kind of like when Russell Greer honestly thought Katy Perry was into him. With Lucas it is not quite that extreme. But he believes that he is a great catch and that all these baby zooms should be into him. The fact that he is a ragman without permanent housing should appeal to Gen Z since they are all hardcore Bernie Sanders supporters. Lucas couldn't be bothered to vote, but he thought about it! So, that is good enough.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Wait so uhhh... if he’s sending voicemails does that mean he’s out??

They'll let you call people in mental hospitals.

I wonder if Lucas has been kept there so long in an attempt to find him some transitional housing. At the least, I assume he now has a case worker trying to find something for him. Poor case worker...

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He just sent another one, he said he might get out tomorrow.

Goldie, don't be cagey, if you're not the catfish, how are you learning about the messages that he leaves so soon after they're left?

We're all so starved for Lucas content that I don't think anybody would care if you, or Sophie, was the catfish, speaking for myself, but give us the Deets man

 

[Goldaor]

Spoiler

BIG CATS

is the catfish.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

He just sent another one, he said he might get out tomorrow.

Can't wait for tomorrow's series of videos where he generalizes an entire generation while acusing them of bigotry, in between stuffing his face with back to back "impressive" meals, followed by sperging about his magic sperm, getting so high he can't form a logical sentence, then losing his phone and going quiet again for another month and repeating the cycle again like clock work.

 

[Trainwreck]

Can't wait for tomorrow's series of videos where he generalizes an entire generation while acusing them of bigotry, in between stuffing his face with back to back "impressive" meals, followed by sperging about his magic sperm, getting so high he can't form a logical sentence, then losing his phone and going quiet again for another month and repeating the cycle again like clock work.

We are back on lockdown and can't eat inside any restaurants for a month. He's gonna have to eat his amazing meals off the sidewalk in the rain.

 

[mothman96]

He just sent another one, he said he might get out tomorrow.

He just threatened a girl to either be the "real deal"/aka let him fuck her or he's going to give out her phone no. so his "friends" can troll her. Yea, that sure says he's so well and stable to be let out.

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

Please do not make us wait for those voicemails.

Spoiler

BIG CATS

is the catfish.

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Spoiler

BIG CATS

is the catfish.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He just threatened a girl to either be the "real deal"/aka let him fuck her or he's going to give out her phone no. so his "friends" can troll her. Yea, that sure says he's so well and stable to be let out.

I was thinking about Lucas's problem, and his mental instability, and how related it is to his unreasonable ideas.

And how difficult it would be to solve a problem like that.

For example: if you could get Luke medicated, it would be unlikely to get him to drop his telomeres idea, because his whole self esteem is based on being Superior genetically, because he's not Superior in any other way....obviously.

It would be like if someone had extreme conspiracy beliefs.

They might be "sane", in every normal sense of the word, but it would be very difficult to shake them from their unreasonable paranoid beliefs.

I'm starting to think, even though Lucas's mental problems were probably what created his bizarre ideas, the bizarre ideas themselves are the true problem, but it may not be possible to shake him free of them.

Lucas doesn't seem to accept any evidence that suggests that he's wrong he just puts his fingers in his ears and screams and runs away from it.

So, if I'm right about this, and I know other people have said this too, he's totally unfixable.

Medicated he's likely to be less of an aggressive Menace, but he's never going to lose those beliefs, because I think that if you could shake him from those beliefs, he wouldn't think life was worth living.

He's decided that his only chance of getting a woman, and having a happy family, is based on this Superiority idea that he's created and his genetic superiority because of his age.

If you could make him think that this was untrue, if you could really get him to believe that, I think Lucas would probably kill himself pretty quickly after that.

I wonder if the counselors at the hospital he's in give any consideration to the fact that Lucas's crazy ideas are part of what gives him a will to live, in a f*****-up sort of way.

Does anyone see what I mean by this?

Is there such a thing as a medication that could make someone more malleable to questioning their fixed unreasonable beliefs?

 

[WonderWino]

He just threatened a girl to either be the "real deal"/aka let him fuck her or he's going to give out her phone no. so his "friends" can troll her. Yea, that sure says he's so well and stable to be let out.

Lucas 'I don't do anything illegal! the cops love me and are on my side!' werner, the male feminist ally apparently isn't familiar with the term 'incitement to commit harassment' then. If he ever does legitimately get some poor womans number, freak her out by being a psycho and then threaten to do something like that when she tells him to leave her the fuck alone and stop being a creep he's running the risk of getting the cops on his ass for making those kinds of threats. Especially in a state like washington

Real smart thing to threaten while literally sitting in a mental hospital

He is totally ready to be released and allowed to wander the street. If this is what he is like now i'd like to know what he was like when he first got there. If this is medicated for the last two weeks and still acting like a psycho stalker either the meds are shit or his brain is too fried at this point to do anything but obsess over women to the exclusion of just about everything else. If anything he is giving plenty of reason to not release him. His doctors clearly need to be a tad more observant about his behavior literally while in the psych ward where somebody should be keeping an eye out for exactly this sort of unhinged nuttery. It IS a psych ward after all

 

[mothman96]

Medicated he's likely to be less of an aggressive Menace, but he's never going to lose those beliefs, because I think that if you could shake him from those beliefs, he wouldn't think life was worth living.

He's decided that his only chance of getting a woman, and having a happy family, is based on this Superiority idea that he's created and his genetic superiority because of his age.

If you could make him think that this was untrue, if you could really get him to believe that, I think Lucas would probably kill himself pretty quickly after that.

Lucas is to much of a narcissist to off himself. If like you said he came to no longer believe he's "the savior of humanity", he'd still be a psycho predator.