Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Doomer Robert:
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WHAT?! People don't want to associate with a "man" who's almost exclusively known for being a massive lolcow with vile political opinions based around dehumanizing, oppressing and even killing everyone he disagrees with?! Who would've thunk?!

If I could give Bob some advice. Get some real hobbies you enjoy, twitter and political sperging in your basement aren't hobbies. Stop talking about wanting to genocide most of the population and actually talk to them. You'll find some bad bad people but for the most part they're good people who just want to live their life in peace without extreme government intrusion. Get over high school Bob it didn't matter then and it certainly doesn't matter two decades later.

 

[AnOminous]

Doomer Robert:
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WHAT?! People don't want to associate with a "man" who's almost exclusively known for being a massive lolcow with vile political opinions based around dehumanizing, oppressing and even killing everyone he disagrees with?! Who would've thunk?!

Lmao I can't imagine what specific event might have led this fat scumbag to somehow end up on the verge of realization that the people he thought were his friends actually despise him. I mean what possible event could have led him to this realization? I'm just wondering.

 

[Neko GF]

If I could give Bob some advice. Get some real hobbies you enjoy, twitter and political sperging in your basement aren't hobbies. Stop talking about wanting to genocide most of the population and actually talk to them. You'll find some bad bad people but for the most part they're good people who just want to live their life in peace without extreme government intrusion. Get over high school Bob it didn't matter then and it certainly doesn't matter two decades later.

True lolcows reject any and all advice. The only way Robert would ever stop and change his life is if he was perma'd from Twitter. And even then he might just move to Facebook or another social media like Dobson did when he was perma'd from Twitter.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

True lolcows reject any and all advice. The only way Robert would ever stop and change his life is if he was perma'd from Twitter. And even then he might just move to Facebook or another social media like Dobson did when he was perma'd from Twitter.

Oh I agree. Bob thinks he's the smartest man in any room ever. He will never ever listen to any advice to improve himself because he knows better than everyone. He's the physical manifestation of the Dunning Kruger effect. But Unlike Bob I can empathize with people, even if I don't like them. I genuinely felt bad for bob there.

 

[Jack Awful]

He should be gloating about Biden and Harris, unfortunately he is still reminiscing the past.
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Why would anyone wants to do that?

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Twitterite @sheepdawgie made a MovieBob tribute. These randos have to ruin the show by attributing the "This Is What A Feminist Looks Like" photo to him.
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For someone that constantly complains about the encroachment of fascism, Bob sure hates the concept of democracy.

 

[Dusty Old Bones]

What's the Vegas over-under on Blob An Hero-ing in 2021?
We know Spoony and Lowtax never would, their 'mah sad brains' act is just thinly disguised pity fishing.
Blob seems to be reaching an actual epiphany; ie that he's never had any friends, even in the bread tube crowd. He's been tolerated at best and used at worst.

Hard mode; is Bob more likely to sudoku if Trump eecks out a 2nd term through the courts, or when Harris starts grinding joggers and antifags under tanks?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

What's the Vegas over-under on Blob An Hero-ing in 2021?
We know Spoony and Lowtax never would, their 'mah sad brains' act is just thinly disguised pity fishing.
Blob seems to be reaching an actual epiphany; ie that he's never had any friends, even in the bread tube crowd. He's been tolerated at best and used at worst.

Hard mode; is Bob more likely to sudoku if Trump eecks out a 2nd term through the courts, or when Harris starts grinding joggers and antifags under tanks?

He'd be seething hard if Trump won but I think he'd actually stay alive out of sheer spite. I think he'd be more likely to an hero during Queen Camela's term once it fully dawns on him how miserable he still is and that what he apparently considers to be his glory days in the Obama years are never coming back.

 

[Jack Awful]

>"I'm going for a real walk, all seriousness, no joke, very long"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1329129027832045568

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I'm noticing a pattern of liberals questioning why anyone would risk covid to see their relatives, implying that they hate their own families and can't comprehend that others don't.

 

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im glad that bloblo is sad, yes robert we all hate your retard inbred hick ass

 

[Dusty Old Bones]

He'd be seething hard if Trump won but I think he'd actually stay alive out of sheer spite. I think he'd be more likely to an hero during Queen Camela's term once it fully dawns on him how miserable he still is and that what he apparently considers to be his glory days in the Obama years are never coming back.

Crazy thing is the glory days of the proto-MAGA gamer gate crowd were all in the Obama era too.
Trump did literally nothing for 4 years, then *surprised sonichu face* when the base he abandoned didn't show up and the swamp he didn't drain cheated their way in.
If Bob's glory days were during Obama you'd think he'd be some sort of fat, autistic, Hitlarian incel or somet... Oh yeah.

 

[Bolo]

Doomer Robert:
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WHAT?! People don't want to associate with a "man" who's almost exclusively known for being a massive lolcow with vile political opinions based around dehumanizing, oppressing and even killing everyone he disagrees with?! Who would've thunk?!

Oh god, please don't tell me Robert is trying to rationalize his debacle with Lindsay Ellis as being a consequence of the covids lock downs? What's next? Trump made Me and Lindsay not be friends anymore?

And what the fuck does he mean by "turn the world back on" and what does that have to do with being able to interact and make friends?

But whatever, this is all whishy washy bullshit. For all the talk of being a "free love-bombing zone", he posted this idiocity for this:

 

[hairazor]

Oh god, please don't tell me Robert is trying to rationalize his debacle with Lindsay Ellis as being a consequence of the covids lock downs?

It's Trump's reckless handling of the Covid Virus that ended his relationship! You don't understand the damage Trump has done to the Youtube Review Community!

 

[Vesperus]

What's the Vegas over-under on Blob An Hero-ing in 2021?
We know Spoony and Lowtax never would, their 'mah sad brains' act is just thinly disguised pity fishing.
Blob seems to be reaching an actual epiphany; ie that he's never had any friends, even in the bread tube crowd. He's been tolerated at best and used at worst.

Hard mode; is Bob more likely to sudoku if Trump eecks out a 2nd term through the courts, or when Harris starts grinding joggers and antifags under tanks?

What, and deny us plebs the well-considered insights into universal truths that only his galaxy brain can deliver? What a terrible idea.

No, bob will be with us until he drops dead of a massive heart attack or chokes to death on a chicken nugget.

So, about 3 months.

 

[Dusty Old Bones]

It's Trump's reckless handling of the Covid Virus that ended his relationship! You don't understand the damage Trump has done to the Youtube Review Community

"Fuck Drumph for putting all that kiddie porn on Vaush's laptop!" ~ Bob Chipman 2021

 

[FruitFever]

For a man so obsessed with the "Future", he sure clings to his past.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I wonder how many of Film Robert's "friends" are like Lindsay? Hey those Hookers (I have to assume they were paid to be around him) he played Hover Hands with are probably close "friends" too.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

For a man so obsessed with the "Future", he sure clings to his past.

He lives off of his nostalgia for 90s consumerism, and the "stability" the Clinton administration provided.

 

[Captain Manning]

Hard mode; is Bob more likely to sudoku if Trump eecks out a 2nd term through the courts, or when Harris starts grinding joggers and antifags under tanks?

Nah. Trump snatching victory from the jaws of defeat would be the very best thing that could happen to Bob. Unlike some people on the Farms (for some reason), I think that has virtually no chance of happening, so Bob is fucked.

I still speculate that Bob previously didn't get owned as hard as Lindsay owned him because that crowd didn't want to be seen "punching left." The most ridiculous TDS was tolerated, if not outright encouraged. With the Orange Man gone, there's a bit less of a reason for them to put up a unified front, and they absolutely love eating themselves when they can't find anything better to do.

He better watch his mouth when Harris takes power. If he's not in total agreement that the IDEAL FUTURE has come to pass... Hoo boy! Nazi Incel Fascist Misogynistic Racist MovieBob confirmed. Light 'em up.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Crazy thing is the glory days of the proto-MAGA gamer gate crowd were all in the Obama era too.
Trump did literally nothing for 4 years, then *surprised sonichu face* when the base he abandoned didn't show up and the swamp he didn't drain cheated their way in.
If Bob's glory days were during Obama you'd think he'd be some sort of fat, autistic, Hitlarian incel or somet... Oh yeah.

I hate to be pedantic, but Trump's base very much showed up for the election. He won with 67 million votes in 2016 and has kinda lost but technically not yet with 71 million this election. That's a net gain of about 4 million votes.

Anyway, Chris's earlier Tweet about cringing at the national anthem confirms that neither of the Chipman brothers will ever move on from their bitter anger over those damn mayonnaise ghoul Trump voters daring to vote in an election and having the infernal gall to actually win. It looks like the apples didn't fall as far off the tree from each other as people assumed.

These two really would be happier in a country like China or North Korea. No nasty political surprises for them, just predictable being told what to think.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I hate to be pedantic, but Trump's base very much showed up for the election. He won with 67 million votes in 2016 and has kinda lost but technically not yet with 71 million this election. That's a net gain of about 4 million votes.

Anyway, Chris's earlier Tweet about cringing at the national anthem confirms that neither of the Chipman brothers will ever move on from their bitter anger over those damn mayonnaise ghoul Trump voters daring to vote in an election and having the infernal gall to actually win. It looks like the apples didn't fall as far off the tree from each other as people assumed.

These two really would be happier in a country like China or North Korea. No nasty political surprises for them, just predictable being told what to think.

See, they don’t want to move to those countries but bring their political ideologies to their own country.