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[Law]

It just occurred to me that Kevin could have in fact bought a house had he used his money with common sense.
Maybe not a big house in a big city, but a comfy place were he could just be himself and wank it to his porn.

AGP functions more like an addiction than a sexuality. Kevin wouldn't sensibly buy a house to enable him to indulge his fetishes for the same reason heroin addicts don't save for the future and budget their heroin. He is forever chasing the dragon of AGP.

An asexual Dom, eh?

I think this is actually more common than you'd think. BDSM and roleplay are so far removed from what actual sex is that I think most practitioners use them as ways to avoid intimacy. Don't wanna actually touch your partner? Hit them with a riding crop instead. Want someone to do stuff for you around the house cause you're lazy, but don't want to sexually satisfy another person, cause you're lazy? Congrats, you're an asexual dom.

The ranch, and " "The Open Range" " in the westward expansion sense, should be one of the best places to claim great personal victory, to inspire men to be men, women to be women, and animals to be animals. Their town's website has a disclaimer on the front page that basically says "If the roads are too snowy for you, get back in the cuck shed", which is pretty based. Seclusion can definitely promote stagnation, but it can also inspire a lot of personal growth, especially when your goal is "Live". There should be unlimited opportunities for personal growth out there, and nearly all of them involve satisfying hard labor.

Slight powerlevel, but I regularly spend time in some pretty rural communities, and I think people are just as likely to move to the middle of nowhere cause they're crazy. Some people are there cause they like the space, want to raise pigs and work on tractors, but some are definitely there because they are basically lolcows and won't fit in with "civilization". For every homesteading couple building a woodshed, there's a hoarder who we think does weird things to livestock.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Trash trucks are going to dumping metric fuck tons of trash off at the ranch every week for emotionally immature transvestites to sort though....

CAN’T FUCKING WAIT BOIS!!!

Trash-backlog saga inbound when they can’t shuffle through garbage fast enough. Based as fuck CO.

Along with the embezzlement arc.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I'm confused about the recycling stuff. Are they just picking it up and taking it to an actual recycling facility or are they attempting to do recycling at the farm? Either way, how will that work? Do they have a truck big enough to haul all that stuff? Who sorts it? What will they do with it once it is sorted? Sell off the recyclables -- but to whom? What happens to the trash that got mixed in accidentally?

So many questions. I have a feeling that this is going to be their undoing. They'll just end up dumping it all on their land and their neighbors will essentially be living next door to a trash dump. I'm sure the troons won't notice a difference in the smell, but the neighbors living downwind of it will.

This is fucking hilarious. 2021 is going to be highly entertaining.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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I'm confused about the recycling stuff. Are they just picking it up and taking it to an actual recycling facility or are they attempting to do recycling at the farm? Either way, how will that work? Do they have a truck big enough to haul all that stuff? Who sorts it? What will they do with it once it is sorted? Sell off the recyclables -- but to whom? What happens to the trash that got mixed in accidentally?

So many questions. I have a feeling that this is going to be their undoing. They'll just end up dumping it all on their land and their neighbors will essentially be living next door to a trash dump. I'm sure the troons won't notice a difference in the smell, but the neighbors living downwind of it will.

This is fucking hilarious. 2021 is going to be highly entertaining.

Y'all beatiful homo sapiens sapiens people folx, I'm really stoked for the inevitable "The Gang gets a surprise visit from the OSHA" episode!
I wonder what they are going to do seeing Baronass Kevryn Gibs von Stynkdytche dilating on the "office" couch.

This season finale's going to be wild as fuck. Stock up on popcorn and stay tuned!

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

I think this is actually more common than you'd think. BDSM and roleplay are so far removed from what actual sex is that I think most practitioners use them as ways to avoid intimacy. Don't wanna actually touch your partner? Hit them with a riding crop instead. Want someone to do stuff for you around the house cause you're lazy, but don't want to sexually satisfy another person, cause you're lazy? Congrats, you're an asexual dom.

Oh yeah, I can totally understand that! I just think it's more likely that Pennywise isn't the least bit attracted to his "subs" and claiming to be asexual is an easy excuse to not have to do anything with them. Especially Kevin.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Oh yeah, I can totally understand that! I just think it's more likely that Pennywise isn't the least bit attracted to his "subs" and claiming to be asexual is an easy excuse to not have to do anything with them. Especially Kevin.

What? They had amazing chemistry on the PBS special.

Just look at that thousand-yard stare.

 

[BallBuster]

What? They had amazing chemistry on the PBS special.
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Just look at that thousand-yard stare.

You know that he knows that we know that he smells Kevin in this picture.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I'm confused about the recycling stuff. Are they just picking it up and taking it to an actual recycling facility or are they attempting to do recycling at the farm? Either way, how will that work? Do they have a truck big enough to haul all that stuff? Who sorts it? What will they do with it once it is sorted? Sell off the recyclables -- but to whom? What happens to the trash that got mixed in accidentally?

So many questions. I have a feeling that this is going to be their undoing. They'll just end up dumping it all on their land and their neighbors will essentially be living next door to a trash dump. I'm sure the troons won't notice a difference in the smell, but the neighbors living downwind of it will.

This is fucking hilarious. 2021 is going to be highly entertaining.

There's a home in my city I used to drive by semi-frequently. They had a deck that was surrounded by a fence they made by strapping together pool chairs, fence parts, and other assorted garbage. Their yard and tops of their cars were also covered in piles of trash. I'd be willing to bet the ranch will look like that soon.

 

[Old Fart]

I'm confused about the recycling stuff.

Seconded.

I have a feeling that this is going to be their undoing.

Bis.

And it's gonna be great!

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'm sure the troons won't notice a difference in the smell, but the neighbors living downwind of it will.

It'd probably be an improvement over the current smell.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

I'm confused about the recycling stuff. Are they just picking it up and taking it to an actual recycling facility or are they attempting to do recycling at the farm?

It has to be the first. They lack any kind of equipment necessary to actually recycle anything. Though it's equally as possible that they'll just bury it on the farm.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It'd probably be an improvement over the current smell.

"-Howdy Penny!
-Oh hi, Ted! How's it going?
-We're fine, thank you. You?
-Oh, the usual, you know. Feeding the animals, fixing the truck, livin' the farm life!
-That's great. Say, uh, is your gimp airing out its ugly bits again?
-Kevryn? Oh yeah, sure she is, how'd you know?"

Just another episode in the busy life of Tran Ranch.

 

[Law]

What? They had amazing chemistry on the PBS special.
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Just look at that thousand-yard stare.

Lmao this looks like a Grumpy Old Men sequel.
Also if we're taking bets on the outcome of the recycling saga, I'd like to put my lot on Team Trash Heap.
I guess then we could call Rancho No-Balls the Trandfill?
It won't make much of a difference to Kevvie, he's already buried under piles of dirty plastic.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

I look into ze eyes of ze tranniez and I see nozting. Only self-hatred and an unabashed lack of self-awareness. Zese mentally ill men are but walking ghoulish obituaries of zeir former selves. Truly a sight to behold and an example never to follow.

 

[stupid frog]

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I think these fucks deserve a separate thread now. Or when December occurs and we see if this is actually true.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

What? They had amazing chemistry on the PBS special.
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Just look at that thousand-yard stare.

That was the least romantic embrace I have ever seen in my life.

 

[farttpott]

just think, that was the best footage they got. must've been a rough day for the crew who shot it all

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Kevin talking about himself like he's a lesbian and that women aren't disgusted by him is hilarious.

Also this he/him lesbian horseshit is literally just men finding new ways to bully women into having sex with them. In 2020, if you won't fuck this gross tyranny- you're a disgusting bigot. Women always lose.

 

[exhausted]

Kevin talking about himself like he's a lesbian and that women aren't disgusted by him is hilarious.

Also this he/him lesbian horseshit is literally just men finding new ways to bully women into having sex with them. In 2020, if you won't fuck this gross tyranny- you're a disgusting bigot. Women always lose.

He/him lesbians are overwhelmingly female attention seekers from what I’ve seen

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

What? They had amazing chemistry on the PBS special.
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Just look at that thousand-yard stare.

Spoiler: I can't be the only one