Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Wow he really did it, at the 36 minute mark he really pulled out the autistic trans lesbian women minority card, like that excuses his terrible behaviour and attitude at the shops he was visiting and harassing employees, like they don't get enough shit to deal with.

One thing to consider though that I think one of the reasons why he was so motivated to get unbanned from these stores is because he'd be too lazy to simply drive to another GameStop or Bestbuy that he's not banned from since he's too far away and only really seems to shop in his immediate local area. It's not like he really gave a damn about being supportive of the "minority" community, he knew what he did was wrong and only made this video just so he could pick up his vidya and plastic crap from a place closer to home again.

Also his "feminine" voice starts to get a lot more prominent in his video updates from here on out, so it's going to get slightly more irritating listening to him trying to condemn people for illegally copying and misappropriating his totally original not plagiarised works of fiction for a profit.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
Wow he really did it, at the 36 minute mark he really pulled out the autistic trans lesbian women minority card, like that excuses his terrible behaviour and attitude at the shops he was visiting and harassing employees, like they don't get enough shit to deal with.

One thing to consider though that I think one of the reasons why he was so motivated to get unbanned from these stores is because he'd be too lazy to simply drive to another GameStop or Bestbuy that he's not banned from since he's too far away and only really seems to shop in his immediate local area. It's not like he really gave a damn about being supportive of the "minority" community, he knew what he did was wrong and only made this video just so he could pick up his vidya and plastic crap from a place closer to home again.

Also his "feminine" voice starts to get a lot more prominent in his video updates from here on out, so it's going to get slightly more irritating listening to him trying to condemn people for illegally copying and misappropriating his totally original not plagiarised works of fiction for a profit.
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Went from apology to a threat in one video
 
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AmazingEagle said:
Speaking about travel, has Chris ever been on a plane?
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When he was a kid he went to visit his half-brother Cole, who was in California. From what I gather, it's basically confirmed that he flew out there, since neither of his parents went with him and I'm pretty sure Cole himself a) wasn't going to go all the way to VA to drive his brother all across the country, b) because Cole himself was almost certainly in the habit of flying himself.
 
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elkinbub said:
When he was a kid he went to visit his half-brother Cole, who was in California. From what I gather, it's basically confirmed that he flew out there, since neither of his parents went with him and I'm pretty sure Cole himself a) wasn't going to go all the way to VA to drive his brother all across the country, b) because Cole himself was almost certainly in the habit of flying himself.
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I think Barbara went with Chris.
 
AmazingEagle said:
Well typically with people like him would join groups like Antifa so they don't feel like they are alone when committing a crime like assault, vandalism, arson, etc.
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He has his convict Ma to ride with him when they assault ((innocent merchants)) outside their places of business. The jerkops'll never take them alive!
 
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Real G said:
i will pray for whoever is the poor soul sitting next to Chris. The random burpings, the possible plane induced stressed shit smelled/ stained sanitation pad, the crazy ramblings with magi-chan, the greasy hair touching your shoulder, the ego smug filled conversations he will try to initiate with you, the lack of airplane etiquette and going pass the armrest, and on and on. An absolute airplane nightmare.
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Also those frustrated TSA officers who would have to wait for Chris to take off all his crap when going through screeners. I don't think they'll allow Chris to get onboard with rocks in his socks.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
I marvel at Chris's ability in backwards ass thinking. I had completely forgotten that marvelous rant against the yellow shirted foe.
No matter what he does and how hard he fucks up, it's always someone else's fault. Amazing.
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Bob and Barbara taught him that, whenever Chris got into trouble they told him that it was a plot against him.

Do you guys think his recent My Little Pony protests will be like the Sonic Boom protests back in 2014?
 
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AmazingEagle said:
Do you guys think his recent My Little Pony protests will be like the Sonic Boom protests back in 2014?
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If his past has taught Chris anything, probably not. I'm pretty sure his enablers will remind him not to do anything stupid because of blarms.
Chris knows not to feed into any trollish influence, but with his ego, who knows if he'll stop himself.
 
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Francine StripeCheer said:
yes, it was julay 1989 and Chris was only 7
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In January 2000 I think Chris and Barbara visited him again.

Hogar Grupal said:
If his past has taught Chris anything, probably not. I'm pretty sure his enablers will remind him not to do anything stupid because of blarms.
Chris knows not to feed into any trollish influence, but with his ego, who knows if he'll stop himself.
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Considering that his grip on reality is slipping every day, I feel like things won't be good.
 
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