Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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No one link Bob this interview

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Didn't Orange Man's trade war with Canada consist of him bullying Justin T into renegotiating NAFTA more in the US's favor? I wouldn't call that a loss
To be fair, you wouldn't even need to do that with the conservatives. The conservatives bend a knee for the american trade like no one else. Surprised Trudeau would have enough spine he would need to even be talked to.
 
Cinema Roberto DESTROYS Tucker Carlson with FACTS, LOGIC, and REASON:
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Indeed there are tones of fat people in America. Robert is an excellent example of this!
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That's more sagging skin around Trump's neck than fat, and at his advanced age it's fully expected to get a little flabby. Robert on the other hand... let's just say throwing stones in a glass house is an understatement. This is like his Build a Better Gamer video all over again.

prostotution is illegal and dolls don't carry stds
Prostitution is legal in some places, and in America those places are certain parts of Nevada. Although I could see Robert refusing to go there because it's the wasteland and he just hates it that much. Also his innate fear of women due to his deeply ingrained association of them with rejection.
 
That's more sagging skin around Trump's neck than fat, and at his advanced age it's fully expected to get a little flabby. Robert on the other hand... let's just say throwing stones in a glass house is an understatement. This is like his Build a Better Gamer video all over again.


Prostitution is legal in some places, and in America those places are certain parts of Nevada. Although I could see Robert refusing to go there because it's the wasteland and he just hates it that much. Also his innate fear of women due to his deeply ingrained association of them with rejection.
Someone in Nevada needs to create a tranny hooker brothel and market it aggressively to the Woke... but make sure that they know that there are also "a few" cis women there too. They'll all be glad to go there, post about going there, and buying the merch to show that they are good little soy-eaters who support trannies, but of course they'll actually be fucking the real women. If they do that, you know that Bob will go.
 
That's more sagging skin around Trump's neck than fat, and at his advanced age it's fully expected to get a little flabby. Robert on the other hand... let's just say throwing stones in a glass house is an understatement. This is like his Build a Better Gamer video all over again.


Prostitution is legal in some places, and in America those places are certain parts of Nevada. Although I could see Robert refusing to go there because it's the wasteland and he just hates it that much. Also his innate fear of women due to his deeply ingrained association of them with rejection.
Maybe he can ask Russell Greer for a free ride to Nevada in exchange for a handjob.

Bob does make me sympathetic for eugenics - I mean it's not like fat, emotionally-retarded incels who masturbate to Mario porn have much of a chance reproducing (consentually) to begin with, but in the rare event that some woman was nice enough to give him a mercy-fuck, I'd be totally in favor of mandatory abortion in that case.
 
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Robert will never troon out. He’s too invested in his identity as a ladies’ man, despite the data. In reality, he’s just a boring, straight virgin pervert.
Never say never, especially since in their circle trooning out is cost-free: just say so on Twitter and you get several level-ups in the progressive stack.

I can see Bobby emulate Coffin Senpai and identifies as "agender"; he'd probably get a kick out of declaring, "They-them. My pronouns are 'they-them', garbage human!".
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I'm pretty sure they checked because Chris lost 3 more patrons in one day.

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"I don't even remember who this guy is and why I'm giving him money?" I hope the glitch is as widespread as Chris suggested before.

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Yesterday might as well be Trans Day of Virtue Signaling. If you don't want to read about trannies, move along.

Re: Some newly trooned-out actress nobody cared before yesterday. How blinkered can you be?
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Of fucking course Gunn loves an actress who is known for playing jailbait.

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Any pizza on special?

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Peter Coffin goes against the grain. Again.
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Even when we are talking about a D-list actress, Bobby's self-awareness shines through, as does his eugenics streak.
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Says the man who knows the whole world through Hollywood.

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Don't make me sympathize with Peter Coffin.

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Incidentally there is a little "defund" drama going on. Consider it a welcome diversion in this tranny shitshow:
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Cow crossover with Zach Antolek...
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... and Zach's hanger-on Jake Alley:
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Never say never, especially since in their circle trooning out is cost-free: just say so on Twitter and you get several level-ups in the progressive stack.

I can see Bobby emulate Coffin Senpai and identifies as "agender"; he'd probably get a kick out of declaring, "They-them. My pronouns are 'they-them', garbage human!".

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I'm pretty sure they checked because Chris lost 3 more patrons in one day.

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"I don't even remember who this guy is and why I'm giving him money?" I hope the glitch is as widespread as Chris suggested before.

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Yesterday might as well be Trans Day of Virtue Signaling. If you don't want to read about trannies, move along.

Re: Some newly trooned-out actress nobody cared before yesterday. How blinkered can you be?
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Of fucking course Gunn loves an actress who is known for playing jailbait.

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Any pizza on special?

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Peter Coffin goes against the grain. Again.
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Even when we are talking about a D-list actress, Bobby's self-awareness shines through, as does his eugenics streak.
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Says the man who knows the whole world through Hollywood.

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Don't make me sympathize with Peter Coffin.

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Incidentally there is a little "defund" drama going on. Consider it a welcome diversion in this tranny shitshow:
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Cow crossover with Zach Antolek...
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... and Zach's hanger-on Jake Alley:
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Rent free.
 
More on "dirt".
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Pretty sure Bobby knows a lot of people.

Digging further, I found Bobby did make a few non-troon tweets yesterday.

Politics:
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Section 230:
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"Truth is an absolute defense", tell that to those who know transwomen aren't women!

Trump has brought out the asshole in many people. Trump has ruined many lives as he has ruined Bobby's.
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Some big-brained analogy between AOC and Hulk Hogan, Because Twitterites don't have Bobby's intellect, they resort to personal attacks.
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Peter Collard is the one who misunderstood Bobby. Of course what Bobby means to say is: there is no sacrifice too great to prolong the life of Hillary Rodham.

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Luke dreams of a "lesbian" Die Hard:
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Yup. I guarantee some big brain in Hollywood will do exactly that: old popular film but with LGBTs

Susan Arendt (if my memory serves) is one of the SJWs that hired Bobby back to The Escapist after his Gamergate fiasco. She is now out of job -- quelle surprise! -- and it is Bobby's time to return the favor.
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Bobby's own "project":
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Robert is always talking about projects and stuff he is gonna do, books and scripts that he is gonna write, or has written but needs polish, and is in talks with agents and shit.... but nothing ever comes out of it.

I know the man also uses "project" for his longer videos, that are just wikipedia deep research and over long bloviation about pop-culture stuff, but he is always going on and on about all those awesome things he is doing, but aside from that Mario 3 book, Robert has pretty much doing the same thing for the last 10 years.
 
Some big-brained analogy between AOC and Hulk Hogan, Because Twitterites don't have Bobby's intellect, they resort to personal attacks.
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Lol like Bob has any Republican friends let alone any friends.

He can lie on social media all he wants, but the only pictures I see of him show the only people he has any physical/friendly interaction with are his immediate family, people who have to put up with him due to love. If you ambushed him on the spot and asked him to actually name people he is friends with it would be a bunch of people he follows on Twitter or old Co-workers and classmates from over a decade ago who would have only the vaguest recollections of Bob as that weird fat guy. Bob has never had a friend or any kind of actual positive relationship in his life outside his immediate family.

Robert is always talking about projects and stuff he is gonna do, books and scripts that he is gonna write, or has written but needs polish, and is in talks with agents and shit.... but nothing ever comes out of it.

I know the man also uses "project" for his longer videos, that are just wikipedia deep research and over long bloviation about pop-culture stuff, but he is always going on and on about all those awesome things he is doing, but aside from that Mario 3 book, Robert has pretty much doing the same thing for the last 10 years.
I'M WORKIN' ON IT!
Bob on everything and anything.
 
Bob does make me sympathetic for eugenics - I mean it's not like fat, emotionally-retarded incels who masturbate to Mario porn have much of a chance reproducing (consentually) to begin with, but in the rare event that some woman was nice enough to give him a mercy-fuck, I'd be totally in favor of mandatory abortion in that case.
I just had a horrifying thought. What if Bob ever attempted to make money by selling his jizz to a sperm bank? Can you imagine the kids that would result? Of course I'm pretty sure sperm banks have standards, and I think the ultimate rejection of all is if Bob was rejected by a sperm bank for being too low-quality. I mean, they DON'T take just anyone's tard cum, do they? :optimistic:
 
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I just had a horrifying thought. What if Bob ever attempted to make money by selling his jizz to a sperm bank? Can you imagine the kids that would result? Of course I'm pretty sure sperm banks have standards, and I think the ultimate rejection of all is if Bob was rejected by a sperm bank for being too low-quality. I mean, they DON'T take just anyone's tard cum, do they? :optimistic:
Sperm banks have catalogs with pictures of the donors as well as information like "150 IQ" or "Nobel Prize winner". Sperm is plentiful enough that there is no need to lower standards to obtain it, and the sort of women who use paid sperm banks aren't exactly going to say, "OK, I only have $50, so give me the 'Eugenics Poster-Child Special'." Bob isn't donating sperm unless he starts his own sperm bank.
 
Robert is always talking about projects and stuff he is gonna do, books and scripts that he is gonna write, or has written but needs polish, and is in talks with agents and shit.... but nothing ever comes out of it.

I know the man also uses "project" for his longer videos, that are just wikipedia deep research and over long bloviation about pop-culture stuff, but he is always going on and on about all those awesome things he is doing, but aside from that Mario 3 book, Robert has pretty much doing the same thing for the last 10 years.

I know I've said this before, but I would watch the shit out of a channel of short films attempting to enact Bob's Twitter pitches. If Bob and other people could tolerate each other for any length of time, he should be doing this himself and letting someone else decide on which takes of Bob explaining his concept to the staff make the blooper reels. It'd make a welcome break for anyone who's ever encountered him from the constant seething rage that is his everything
 
I mean between patreon and YouTube ads does he have any specific adevrtisets or just the generic type.
He probably assumes he's big enough that soon advertisers are going to come knocking on his door. And while, as he and Escapist insist, views may not be important to the algorithm, sponsors want as many eyes as possible for their brand.

I know I've said this before, but I would watch the shit out of a channel of short films attempting to enact Bob's Twitter pitches. If Bob and other people could tolerate each other for any length of time, he should be doing this himself and letting someone else decide on which takes of Bob explaining his concept to the staff make the blooper reels. It'd make a welcome break for anyone who's ever encountered him from the constant seething rage that is his everything
I reckon this could work as a 'fake trailer' thing. Like, Bob comes up with a retarded idea and then people come in and make a trailer or demo reel based on it. Then if by some bizarre accident people want to see a full length version, kickstart it and make it. Even better if he tries to write and direct it because then it'll be hilarious.
 
He probably assumes he's big enough that soon advertisers are going to come knocking on his door. And while, as he and Escapist insist, views may not be important to the algorithm, sponsors want as many eyes as possible for their brand.


I reckon this could work as a 'fake trailer' thing. Like, Bob comes up with a retarded idea and then people come in and make a trailer or demo reel based on it. Then if by some bizarre accident people want to see a full length version, kickstart it and make it. Even better if he tries to write and direct it because then it'll be hilarious.
Imagine someone animating a fake trailer for his "Care Bears meets Paradise Lost" pitch.
 
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