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I'm 100 per cent certain you projected more onto Penny's tweet than Penny did onto those truckers and their dogs.
I don't think that's true. Having read through the minutes of every meeting of their HOA for the past year looking for more info on the mysterious tranch, I can say that most of the people there are normal, and not very invested in queering fucking everything. It would be abnormal for a large amount of truck-driving men in this county to have small dogs that they claim they have "for the wife". That story is too specific to be widely applicable and far too r/thathappened to be anything approaching a fact, for a number of basic reasons that don't really matter. We know there is quite a gulf between reality and what these guys put on their twitter, especially when it comes to what they do, see, and experience. There are no transphobes trying to drive them out of the ranch. There is nobody spying on them. They have no way to handle this recycling contract. They are not well-known handymen. They do not adequately provide for their animals. And on and on. I think Penny probably saw a guy in a truck with a small dog and fully invented the rest out of whole cloth. Projection is not just the preferred medium of troons, but their sole source of nourishment and primary mode of interaction with every facet of the world.

Look at the start of Penny's tweet about how the doctors "ignored her pain" or whatever. Anyone who has listened to the news ever since the mid 90s knows how the opioid epidemic has significantly altered the landscape of pain management. These fuckers go to the doctor approximately once every .19 seconds whinging about their maladies and the consequences of elective surgery, so they well know the practices. But despite all of that, Penny imagines that somehow, the doctor not only knows her current insurance status in that moment, but then directly used that information in order to not give her pain medication for an injury that can easily be handled with OTC meds, because always and everywhere and in all things, the world is out to get her and her specifically. You can call that a number of things, but I think there's a high level of projection for just one small, very normal, doctor interaction.

Kev-Kev on the concept of talent:
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A man who is observably less mentally developed than an 8-year-old, has displayed zero useful or unique skills, is too lazy to do basic chores or practice basic hygiene, and has severe porn and toy collection addictions tries to lecture others about the concept of self-discipline.
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This opinion can only possibly be espoused by someone who has never witnessed talent, which is natural aptitude. Sports visually prove that talent is undeniably real: Tiger Woods, Ayrton Senna, Patrick Mahomes, LeBron James, probably some girls did some shit too I don't know, usually once a season on those kid cooking competition shows there's a kid who came onto the planet with an ability to do things that can't be taught, or haven't been taught, or are just plain better than their peer group without practicing. Talented people can do things that the best competitors in the world are physically, mentally or otherwise utterly incapable of doing at every level. Kids can practice, yes. You sussed that out real good buddy. Suzuki violin proves that there is a rock-solid, bulletproof method to hone skills in children. But in every Suzuki class there are kids who are better and practice only a little or not at all, because at that level, they do not need to. That is how talent starts to manifest. Practice is required to reach the pinnacle of anything, always. A talent is a blessing, even if you don't believe in a higher power, the need to practice is a given. But shit, look at the fucking draw games we have here. There are people on the farms who can SOME FUCKING HOW draw better in 30 seconds with a CURSOR than I could with real supplies and 25 years of intense 1 on 1 training, because they were actually born that way. Kevin has to refute that it is possible for people to be born different from him (or "them" as he thinks of it being trannies vs the world), because as much as he needs to crow and crow and crow about being "born female", and being a fucking retard cunt uWu, and constantly misplacing the fucking cutlery or whatever the blue fuck that idiocy is, I think the actual transition part of him play-acting at being female is so hyper-critical to his sense of self that he cannot accept that people come into the world as babies do: Happy, content, with promise, with ability, with the capacity for joy and the chance to achieve. He gave all of that away to a scalpel for no reason, and no result. He even wrote a check for the chance. Pathetic.

Fuck, man, maybe Kev had a talent, you know? Most people are better at something than their peers. I don't think he's ever thought of that. I certainly never have thought it before. Maybe it was even art. But when you use a single lens to interpret everything you do, there is no way to see a difference between something you're genuinely good at, and something you're just doing because you're told you should be. That's a problem of the weak, specifically weak men. It all always circles back to that for Kevin, doesn't it? The problems of weak men.
 
I appreciate Kevin clarifying that 'he/him lesbian transfemme' actually means 'predatory deviant sissyman looking for inverted dick to pound', while that's probably what everyone already assumed that does clear up that particular bit of stupidity.
 
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>this is a lesbian discovering the boundaries of her sexuality and its rich history, not an ignorant invader in your space
This just proves that Kevin and his ilk know exactly what they are. They know what other women think of then, and they hate them for being right.
 
>this is a lesbian discovering the boundaries of her sexuality and its rich history, not an ignorant invader in your space
This just proves that Kevin and his ilk know exactly what they are. They know what other women think of then, and they hate them for being right.
>Other women
Well, Kevin why don't a queer who has been thought "the history of queernes" by their elders simply give us the correct definition of what the term lesbian actually means? Surely, that would put those mean cishets in their place.
Because Kevin went into his hugbox and told him that that "lesbian" means whatever he wants it to mean.
 
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"he/him lesbians that are transfemmes"

when you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Kev really is saying just any damn words, huh?

I'd suggest we make a Kevin Gibes drinking game for when he posts about the amhole or says the word "queer" but we'd all get blackout drunk because he never stops tweeting that shit lol.
 
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I'd suggest we make a Kevin Gibes drinking game

We should bet drinks on if/when Pennywise and the other Tranchers kick him out. Finances are tight, winter is coming, with Penny's foot all fucked up now is the time for Kevvie to step up and contribute.
A bottle of Patron (or your booze of choice) says Penny turns on him and he's out in a year (got to keep his natural laziness and inertia in mind).
Penny is a self-absorbed deadbeat dad, but I think he spends enough time marinating in woke therapy-speak to eventually come to resent the "emotional labor" of putting up with Kevin. His cold little mercenary heart knows that he could get a "sub gf" that actually works sometimes, or can drive.
So my bet is 12 months. Anyone else?
 
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there is no evidence that these rednecks with dogs dont have wives or get married, that’s just Pennies projection. It’s apart of their cope.

I've known many a redneck with a dog riding in their truck. Big or little, they generally don't care, they just like dogs. Why this would suddenly make them gay or an 'egg' or whatever the fuck, only a troon would know.

"he/him lesbians that are transfemmes"

when you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

It's the same as the CRT "2+2=5" bullshit all over again with them. Redefine everything and shift the goalposts until words mean nothing and people have no idea what the fuck you're spouting off about.
 
I've known many a redneck with a dog riding in their truck. Big or little, they generally don't care, they just like dogs. Why this would suddenly make them gay or an 'egg' or whatever the fuck, only a troon would know.
They're forgetting that some small breeds of dogs can be rat hunters for farmers. But by troon logic, small and cute is for women.
 
Most of the time I laugh, then sometimes Kevin shows he's self-aware enough to know he's a fox in the henhouse and doesn't give a fuck anyway and I want to pound his doughy squash skull into the dirt. Luckily it only takes a moment to realize that no amount of pain I could inflict on him is worse than the self-mutilation he inflicts on himself.
 
Because it's Bulleit or because it's a mason jar? :thunk:
Mason jar. Bulleit is pretty great for a mid-range bourbon.

Edit: I myself don't care about the politics involved. It's fucking bourbon, what do you expect from Kentucky? Also there's no ethical consumption under capitalism blah blah blah.
 
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We should bet drinks on if/when Pennywise and the other Tranchers kick him out. Finances are tight, winter is coming, with Penny's foot all fucked up now is the time for Kevvie to step up and contribute.
A bottle of Patron (or your booze of choice) says Penny turns on him and he's out in a year (got to keep his natural laziness and inertia in mind).
Penny is a self-absorbed deadbeat dad, but I think he spends enough time marinating in woke therapy-speak to eventually come to resent the "emotional labor" of putting up with Kevin. His cold little mercenary heart knows that he could get a "sub gf" that actually works sometimes, or can drive.
So my bet is 12 months. Anyone else?
I'd wager a whole case of uncut Everclear that Kev will be exhiled within the next 6 months
eta: that may just be my eternal optimism
 
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