Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Au contrere, looks like I might be the minority on this one. That's the beauty of the Wern though, he's a buffet of insanity and there's a combo for every taste.

I admit Lucas’ board game thing gives an interesting insight into his psychology. How he believes the rules are or what he believes the rules should be. It provides a different glimpse into his mindset.

But I’ll also admit the videos of Wern talking about his games can be boring as hell.

 

[BIG CATS]

So, has everyone noticed that Lucas has been uncharacteristically unproductive since getting this hotel room?

He's involved with some people. In some capacity. I wonder who, and I wonder what.

Lucas is probably just hungover from drinking hobo wine and jerking off to barely legal porn in his motel room.
I think it’s more likely that he’s institutionalized, dead, or without a phone than making any kind of social connections that keep him occupied.

Could be wrong though, he did find that flophouse to piss all over!

 

[ThomasAudley]

The madman has applied for a job. I can’t wait until he gets upset at rejection. I hope it is the first of many such rejections from employment.

ETA: perhaps rejection won’t be swift, wonder if the fat retard realizes he’s not applying for a specific position here.

 

[IceQueen]

I have a feeling that if Lucas ever did somehow actually get invited to an orgy it would be as a cruel joke on him. just imagine him showing up and noone being interested in him and him just awkwardly sitting around anyways while everyone else just gets on with it. He couldnt even really get confrontational about it either since he would be outnumbered several to 1 but would probably make a very very angry video afterwards containing more salt than Nulls inbox

Or God forbid someone WAS interested, I doubt he would be physically able to participate anyway...

Why is he saying "we" in his memes from yesterday. He's so desperate to feel included, as if there's any group of people that would ever associate with him close enough to say "we" including him. All the troll baiters in his comments are going to his head, he really thinks he's got a group of friends

He does that a lot, in his memes, videos, etc., and I always want to scream at him: "WHO THE FUCK IS 'WE'??? IT'S. JUST. YOU."

You've seen this?

My front page - www.myrnamarie.net

My front page - www.myrnamarie.net

web.archive.org

To the best of my knowledge, this is what remains of her blog.

This is what I was thinking of, thank you!!

 

[Czolg]

But when Lucas focuses on his incomprehensible mechanics, or boasts about how much math it takes to play his game, why watch? It's boring and confusing. It feels like the least interesting part of his disordered thinking. Listening to Lucas try to explain how something works, even a board game, is disorientating because his brain doesn't work.

Listening to his descriptions of board game rules is like having a fever dream.

 

[neutral grandpa]

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The madman has applied for a job. I can’t wait until he gets upset at rejection. I hope it is the first of many such rejections from employment.

ETA: perhaps rejection won’t be swift, wonder if the fat retard realizes he’s not applying for a specific position here.

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*wanted: mentally ill homeless man who hasnt worked in 20 years

 

[Da Dude123]

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The madman has applied for a job. I can’t wait until he gets upset at rejection. I hope it is the first of many such rejections from employment.

ETA: perhaps rejection won’t be swift, wonder if the fat retard realizes he’s not applying for a specific position here.

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I bet if Lucas does not get this job it will absolutely defeat him and he will not apply for any others. He will mooo and reee and accuse the hiring managers of bigotry. He would have to use a homeless shelter as an address on the application.

 

[WonderWino]

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The madman has applied for a job. I can’t wait until he gets upset at rejection. I hope it is the first of many such rejections from employment.

ETA: perhaps rejection won’t be swift, wonder if the fat retard realizes he’s not applying for a specific position here.

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So, the job requires....

- Computer skills, which lucas does not have
- Familiarity with microsoft office, which lucas does not have
- Good written and verbal communication skills, which lucas does not have
- The ability to be highly organized and operate a filing system, use a database, do basic math, answer questions, direct people around and act like a secretary....none of which lucas is even remotely capable of doing

and that isn't even getting into the interview process. Can you imagine how he would react to standard interview questions?

Interviewer: 'What experience do you have?'
Lucas: 'I worked at mcdonalds for a year in the late 90s, it was absolute hell, then I ended up in the mental hospital cause THAT COCKBLOCK CYRIL WOULDN"T HOOK ME UP WITH A TEEN GIRL AND IT MADE ME GO INSANE!!

Interviewer: 'What skills do you have that would be useful for this job?'
Lucas: Well I design board games about food and high school dances with teen girls, i'm writing a book and i'm in school for my PhD in age gap genetics and I lost 200 pounds since 2008 and I spent thousands feeding hobos with my EBT card so teen girls would date me AND DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING STARBUCKS OR KIWIFARMS SAYS ABOUT ME! THEY NEED TO LEARN TO FORGIVE! THAT WAS YEARS AGO!'

Listening to his descriptions of board game rules is like having a fever dream.

That and it sounds like a good idea for the next incarnation of hell for supernatural. Who needs to physically torture people or make them stand in line for eternity when you can just sit everyone at a bunch of tables and make them play lucas's board games and argue about the rules forever. Its far crueler

I bet if Lucas does not get this job it will absolutely defeat him and he will not apply for any others. He will mooo and reee and accuse the hiring managers of bigotry. He would have to use a homeless shelter as an address on the application.

Indeed. I wonder which would make him go more mental: getting a rejection message or just being ignored entirely. After all the application conformation did say they'll only contact those who they think are suitable for the position. Nothing pisses lucas off more than being ignored. Especially when he thinks he is doing something important or that can benefit him. and even if he did somehow get the job he'd never last more than a day or two before he did something stupid and got fired

 

[mothman96]

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The madman has applied for a job. I can’t wait until he gets upset at rejection. I hope it is the first of many such rejections from employment.

ETA: perhaps rejection won’t be swift, wonder if the fat retard realizes he’s not applying for a specific position here.

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I still think it would have been a good idea for you to give his teacher a heads up that she's going to have a psycho predator in her class. Also since he did apply for work study, give the work study department a heads up too.

ETA: He may not have applied via work study, but made a general employment application.
ETA:
The comments:
Mommy Poppy time with Gen X males.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ya boi pulled some hideously unsuitable glasses out of the donation bin. Possibly women's glasses? Not sure on that one

 

[LeeLoo]

Wonder how it would impact fatty’s already 0% chance of landing the job if the hiring manager got those last three IG videos of Pucas being a horrific predatory racist?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It's good that Lucas is applying for jobs, but Community College jobs like that are in high demand with competition that's all going to easily top him. He's got no chance.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Look at the age in his face. Gen Z girls, even though he looks older than your dad, how dare you not date him....nigga

He's out in the streets saying nigga again. Please for the love of fuck, let us get a video of Lucas getting his ass beat by a big black man for saying it in front of him, before the farms go down for good. Or at least a filmed confrontation, like that crazy rag lady from that one video a while back.

 

[Goldaor]

Wait so if the forum is shut down where will we take refuge? I think a Facebook group similar to SOFALAW would be pretty good. (You can simply make a fake Facebook account if you want to stay anon) That or maybe a Discord server?

 

[mothman96]

Wait so if the forum is shut down where will we take refuge? I think a Facebook group similar to SOFALAW would be pretty good. (You can simply make a fake Facebook account if you want to stay anon) That or maybe a Discord server?

Is there talk KF is going to go down for good?

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Is this woman nuts? Trolling the Creep? Comment left on the video with the ugly sunglasses.

 

[teleméres69]

Lucas is a retard. He's gonna fail, hard. If he doesn't drop out after reeing about the classes being online and not being able for creep on teens

Oh look, Lucas has enrolled in classes to start his doctorate.

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But we can't forget how biology went for him last time.
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Kinda pointless to ask Lucas as he's gonna lie about his health either way, like how he lies about his weight even when there is evidence there is full of shit.

Lucas is pretty much the reason colleges tell you to wipe down the computers you're using before every class. You can certainly warn them for the safety of female students, but I doubt they'll give a shit. They know Lucas has a criminal record for violence towards women, and trespassing, and still don't care he's posting daily racist misogynist videos so I wouldn't expect much

He's currently enrolled in Success in Health Careers (HED 103) and waitlisted for General Biology with Lab. Here is the info for HED 103:

6552
HED 103
Steps to Success in Health Careers
3
Tu We
11:30 AM - 12:20 PM
SCC, HealthSci Bldg 9 Rm 0004
Open

Offered By
Spokane Community College
Available Seats
13 as of 12/3/2020 02:00 AM
Instructor
Clarissa Shearer
Instruction Mode
Hybrid
Class Dates
1/4/2021 - 3/25/2021
Description
This course provides students with a key to understanding the necessary components for success in a health career introducing various options available with emphasis on necessary abilities to assure success in the education aspects of the profession. Strategies to build professional attitudes, self-esteem, ethical behavior and communications skills are presented.


It is listed as a hybrid course, which SCC states: "Hybrid: A course that replaces some, but not all face-to-face time with web-based tools."

Here is SCC's COVID mitigation plan for in-person classes:
"

Q. For in-person classes at SCC and SFCC, how do you make sure everyone stays safe?​

A. Face coverings are required of all students and employees on campus. All in-person classes require faculty and students to participate in a safety training prior to the start of class. All students, faculty and staff are required to complete statements (Health Attestation) daily that ask if they are experiencing any symptoms of COVID-19. Also, every class space is unique and has a specialized safety plan in place. High-traffic areas are cleaned at greater frequency and classrooms and offices are stocked with hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes. Students do not work in close proximity unless it is a lab that requires it, and in those cases, PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) is used. "

Regarding how to access online classes if you're a broke homeless ragman:
"

Q. What if I need a laptop or access to high speed internet for class?​

A. The colleges may be able to help you with your technology needs. If you are an SCC student, contact the financial aid department to see if you qualify for the CARES Act funding at fscc@scc.spokane.edu or 533-7017. If you are an SFCC student, check with student financial aid at sfcc.finaid@sfcc.spokane.edu or 533-3550. "


I am debating if I should send a warning email to the professor to give her a heads up about Lucas.

Lucas's 10+ minute videos are always boring no matter the subject. Aside from his awful personality and behavior, Lucas is an extremely dull fucking person. The best content is the under 3 minute videos he makes, especially the incel raging ones. It's more interesting seeing Lucas losing his shit yelling in the streets than him self inserting into his autistic board game ideas he'll never complete

See, I disagree.

While it's true that the idea of the game being everything that Lucas wants out of life is funny, I've always found Lucas's explanations of his games to be the most boring thing next to when he was reading Wound.

I've listened to a lot of Lucas content, and I've listened to a lot of things multiple times, many more times than I'm sure I should have.

But the explanations of the board games, and Wound, are the two things that I can't suffer through.

Probably just me.

I like frothing-Lucas, baying-at-the-moon-Lucas, not calm-though-irrational-Lucas.

The college should be aware of the shit he says in his videos when he publicly posts them for the world to be creeped out by

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Ya boi pulled some hideously unsuitable glasses out of the donation bin. Possibly women's glasses? Not sure on that one

The age in his balding head and the incel rage in his eyes

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Look at the age in his face. Gen Z girls, even though he looks older than your dad, how dare you not date him....nigga

He's out in the streets saying nigga again. Please for the love of fuck, let us get a video of Lucas getting his ass beat by a big black man for saying it in front of him, before the farms go down for good. Or at least a filmed confrontation, like that crazy rag lady from that one video a while back.

Apparently Trump is pulling another 4D chess move and repealing some shit that would make this site unable to function without it being heavily censored. Typical boomer fucking over the internet stuff since he figures he's gonna be remembered as one of the most hated presidents of history anyway. And I don't expect creeper Biden to do anything different. A discord might be the way to monitor Lucas and update on his antics. Hopefully this forum will at least be archived so people can still see the horror of Lucas "Homeless Older Daddy" Werner's antics of the past

Wait so if the forum is shut down where will we take refuge? I think a Facebook group similar to SOFALAW would be pretty good. (You can simply make a fake Facebook account if you want to stay anon) That or maybe a Discord server?

 

[Goldaor]

Klickitat once told me he has experience with Discord so I think he would be able to give us a confortable experience! I'm all for a Discord, unless someone comes up with a better idea?

 

[Da Dude123]

On Lucas getting a job...I don't think the college job that he applied for would be in the cards. Lucas hasn't worked in 20 plus years, he has a slovenly appearance, a criminal record, and of course his Internet footprint. And he uses people like his public defender and tardbux payee as a reference. When you have a long streak of being unemployed, people will be very wary of hiring you. Lucas would not accept any job and honestly, he probably does not even really want this one. But he probably thinks he can be around the baby zooms if he gets hired.

The best way he could get employment would be by working with his social service agency to see if they have any programs for employment for the exceptional. In the town where I am from, they have an agency that puts exceptional individuals into jobs. Things like grocery store baggers, rolling silverware at a restaurant, and other menial jobs. The employer is well aware that the person they are hiring is exceptional and they work with that person. These are part time jobs that pay minimum wage and the employer gets a tax break. Lucas would keep his tugboat. Lucas would never do work like that and the social service agency would maybe not want to help him with this due to how noncompliant Lucas is.

EDIT:. If I am not mistaken, I think since they are hiring an exceptional individual through a human services agency, they may be able to pay less than minimum wage in many states.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Fatty changed his IG name to "Dr. Niggae Luke"......


.....so, ya know, PHD achieved, basically.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Klickitat once told me he has experience with Discord so I think he would be able to give us a confortable experience! I'm all for a Discord, unless someone comes up with a better idea?

Discord doesn’t archive as well as a forum and they ban servers if they even get a whiff of cyber bullying or stalking, so we could wake up one day and lose it all.