Containment Random Chris Updates

[Flavius Anthemius]

Well, Chris is an autistic introvert. He’s a tard in all sense of the word.

A good writer has to practice their skills. Coming up with a good idea takes time and effort. Chris wouldn’t know anything about hard work.

A good writer knows how to entertain their crowd and keep them wanting more. But guys like Chris suck at writing because all their stories are all about them and their selfish fantasies.

I’ve seen plenty of autistic people on fanfiction.net, who’re just like Chris with their stories. They write terrible crossover stories with overpowered OCs, disgusting fetishes and autistic worldview. Or sometimes they self-insert themselves into their favorite canon characters.

You're somewhat correct except for the introvert part, whilst he is somewhat socially inept and awkward when it comes to having a level headed conversation with your average joe, he's clearly shown he's more then comfortable staying on phone calls for hours on end to complete randoms, recording videos of himself and plastering excerpts of all his creative work to people online and even irl as well as engaging himself with "fans" at conventions and other public events.

The fact that he spends most of his time indoors doing fuck all is mostly because of laziness, he is essentially a lonely person with no responsibilities to speak of and his enablers on the internet are really his only extended social circle that he can express himself towards, so in that sense he isn't really that much different from those autistic degenerates, barring the fact that Chris is certainly an exceptional character that puts most retards to shame.

Most introverts would be incredibly mortified by more than half the things Chris has done over the years and if Chris was a more introverted individual, you wouldn't have seen most of the stuff he's been able to do and see all the published information all on the cwcki and other parts of the internet.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

You're somewhat correct except for the introvert part, whilst he is somewhat socially inept and awkward when it comes to having a level headed conversation with your average joe, he's clearly shown he's more then comfortable staying on phone calls for hours on end to randoms, recording videos of himself and plastering excerpts of all his creative work to people online and even irl as well as engaging himself with "fans" at conventions and other public events.

The fact that he spends most of his time indoors doing fuck all is mostly because of laziness, he is essentially a lonely person with no responsibilities to speak of and his enablers on the internet are really his only extended social circle that he can express himself towards.

Good point, introvert is not a good word to describe Chris.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Well, Chris is an autistic introvert. He’s a tard in all sense of the word.

A good writer has to practice their skills. Coming up with a good idea takes time and effort. Chris wouldn’t know anything about hard work.

A good writer knows how to entertain their crowd and keep them wanting more. But guys like Chris suck at writing because all their stories are all about them and their selfish fantasies.

I’ve seen plenty of autistic people on fanfiction.net, who’re just like Chris with their stories. They write terrible crossover stories with overpowered OCs, disgusting fetishes and autistic worldview. Or sometimes they self-insert themselves into their favorite canon characters.

Flavius makes great points. Permit me to add to that.

The difference between chris and most of those autists on FF.net is that they (at least a big portion of them) learn to take criticism. Chris has never learned how. If he does get it, he ignores it, calls the person a troll or calls them dumb for not getting his vision, or claims to accept it while in reality he's just trying to play nice before he does anything I mentioned before.

And that's what bothers me the most about chris as an artist. He's lazy, and proud of it. Instead of wanting to create something good, he throws something at the page like a baby throwing food at the wall and proclaims it a masterpiece because HE did it. If someone points out a plothole he used to address it in a video, or eventually try to (poorly) address it in the comics. Now chris handwaves it away with tweets, or saying it happened in another dimension or something.

It's a weird combination of caring about cwckville to the point of manic obsession yet at the same time not giving a shit about putting any effort into it.

And then there's his rant about how much he hates 'canon' and by extension continuity, how he thinks fictional characters are real, and that authors who make their characters struggle and face challenges are evil.

Chris the artist is the most confounding Chris, at least to me.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Flavius makes great points. Permit me to add to that.

The difference between chris and most of those autists on FF.net is that they (at least a big portion of them) learn to take criticism. Chris has never learned how. If he does get it, he ignores it, calls the person a troll or calls them dumb for not getting his vision, or claims to accept it while in reality he's just trying to play nice before he does anything I mentioned before.

And that's what bothers me the most about chris as an artist. He's lazy, and proud of it. Instead of wanting to create something good, he throws something at the page like a baby throwing food at the wall and proclaims it a masterpiece because HE did it. If someone points out a plothole he used to address it in a video, or eventually try to (poorly) address it in the comics. Now chris handwaves it away with tweets, or saying it happened in another dimension or something.

It's a weird combination of caring about cwckville to the point of manic obsession yet at the same time not giving a shit about putting any effort into it.

And then there's his rant about how much he hates 'canon' and by extension continuity, how he thinks fictional characters are real, and that authors who make their characters struggle and face challenges are evil.

Chris the artist is the most confounding Chris, at least to me.

Most comic authors approach from an angle of "how can I use my talents to entertain my readers?" Learning to take feedback, learning fine points of storytelling are important for that perspective.

But with Chris, CWCville is first and foremost an escapist fantasy for him. He uses what tools he has available to engage with it: his imagination, drawing, Legos, etc. It's like a little kid who's really into Spiderman and likes to draw his own adventures of Spidey beating up bad guys, maybe he collects the pages together to show mom and dad. That kid isn't going to be too concerned with technical details like plot holes or proper anatomy, he'll just be happy at getting his vision on paper, no one's going to give him a hard time about it. Difference with Chris is he puts his doodles out for the whole world to see and is also a lolcow, criticism of his comic is a troll move to elicit reactions from him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Difference with Chris is he puts his doodles out for the whole world to see and is also a lolcow, criticism of his comic is a troll move to elicit reactions from him.

He also expects it to be taken totes seriously. Also, he expects the sexual nature of a lot of his work to be appreciated by the whole family. I think that's the most cringeworthy thing about him. He's an almost 40 year old, who scribbles and draws like a 5 year old, who likens his work to Michaelangelo's David.

 

[BScCollateral]

I think it's difficult enough for a normal person to tell trolls from sincere constructive feedback; it's entirely beyond Chris. Chris thinks everyone is a troll because he has been trolled a lot.

Hell, was it Heinlein or Twain who wryly defined "constructive criticism" as "several pages of closely reasoned praise?"

 

[Tikbalang]

He knows his art is bad, if not inferior compared to the artists he follows. There are more twitter art he likes than every drawing he makes in a lifetime, that explains a lot.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Also, he expects the sexual nature of a lot of his work to be appreciated by the whole family.

Not just appreciated. He thinks that his work, which has a lot of stuff that would get called Islamic content if it got posted on the Farms, is ”TV-Y7”. In other words, he thinks little kids should be shown images of Sonichu and Rosechu 69'ing.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

That kid isn't going to be too concerned with technical details like plot holes or proper anatomy, he'll just be happy at getting his vision on paper, no one's going to give him a hard time about it.

Chris doesn't have a vision really, he mostly just plagiarizes story elements and entire plots whole-cloth from whatever cartoons he was saturating his brain with at the time and daisy chains them together. The comic is more of a way to play pretend and get some asspats too than actually trying to entertain anyone. He has no concern for any audience, ironic or otherwise, that actually wants to follow it.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Not just appreciated. He thinks that his work, which has a lot of stuff that would get called Islamic content if it got posted on the Farms, is ”TV-Y7”. In other words, he thinks little kids should be shown images of Sonichu and Rosechu 69'ing.

Technically yes and no, because on the segments that did get sexually explicit, Chris would change the rating to “TV-MA” but even still, it’s kinda dumb.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it's difficult enough for a normal person to tell trolls from sincere constructive feedback; it's entirely beyond Chris. Chris thinks everyone is a troll because he has been trolled a lot.

That's why you don't bother trying. Sincere critics and trolls are both going to focus on weak points, so if everyone criticizing you is picking on some particular thing maybe you should work on it whatever the reason it's being criticized.

 

[MintyFresh]

Technically yes and no, because on the segments that did get sexually explicit, Chris would change the rating to “TV-MA” but even still, it’s kinda dumb.

I doubt christ would do something like that

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

If he does get it, he ignores it, calls the person a troll or calls them dumb for not getting his vision, or claims to accept it while in reality he's just trying to play nice before he does anything I mentioned before.

And we can't forget the occasional, "No, I saw what happened in another dimension and your interpretation is objectively wrong!"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Technically yes and no, because on the segments that did get sexually explicit, Chris would change the rating to “TV-MA” but even still, it’s kinda dumb.

That's completely retarded. I mean, Dora the explorer doesn't have segments where she goes on adventures and then comes home to give Diego an Aztec style Rusty Trombone. Chris's disgusting drawings also wouldn't classify as TV MA either.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Dora the explorer doesn't have segments where she goes on adventures and then comes home to give Diego an Aztec style Rusty Trombone.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or vomit.

 

[Tikbalang]

Pray to the godes. One thing I learn about religions is that praying won't do crap but feels it does something, like soiling one's pants.

One of the reasons for the merge to happen: eating at a buffet without worrying of getting fat.

WIP art

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Pray to the godes. One thing I learn about religions is that praying won't do crap but feels it does something, like soiling one's pants.
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One of the reasons for the merge to happen: eating at a buffet without worrying of getting fat.
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Unfortunately, high metabolism is not common among an actual CHRISTINE Weston Sandler Sonichu Moon Simpson.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

One of the reasons for the merge to happen: eating at a buffet without worrying of getting fat.
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If there's one thing Chris Chan doesn't have, it's a high metabolism.

Well, there's probably a lot of things he doesn't have but a high metabolism is one of them.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If there's one thing Chris Chan doesn't have, it's a high metabolism.

Well, there's probably a lot of things he doesn't have but a high metabolism is one of them.

I think he confused metabolism with risk for heart disease.

 

[A Grey Cat]

That's completely retarded. I mean, Dora the explorer doesn't have segments where she goes on adventures and then comes home to give Diego an Aztec style Rusty Trombone. Chris's disgusting drawings also wouldn't classify as TV MA either.

A leave the Chris thread for a few weeks and this is what people are posting on it?