Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ClownBrew]

Anyone have a rundown on who Evie is? Her youtube doesn't say anything. She's the texas mom?

I'll help you get started by running it down TL/DR-style:

Weird 40+ woman from the East Coast, older than our man himself. A year or so ago, she started making Youtube videos originally just making fun of him. Eventually escalated into weird behavior in her own right, stalking him and pretending to be from Spokane. Also pretended to be half her real age. Made up all kinds of bullshit stories in great detail. Fake location, fake background, fake job, fake irl boyfriend. I think at one time, she was posing as a freshman girl at that college where he keeps enrolling in remedial Telomere Studies.

The videos got progressively more strange. The tone of her voice got more and more "something's off". She tried to egg on his rage episodes by cock-teasing him while speaking in a disturbing babyish voice, but with these absolutely stone-cold and cruel weird undertones to it. She tracked his every move, like hourly. She falsely accused him of groping her, and threatened to have her imaginary boyfriend kick his ass. She named locations and times and told him in that creepy babydoll voice to watch his back.

People got sus, and a few of the more CIA-caliber autists somehow found out the truth. People called her out, and she erased herself for about 9 or 10 months. Now she's back, and is at it again-- and she's on the warpath with anyone who outs her on Youtube or here.

I suspect STRONGLY that she could be the actual LA catfisher. She's that unhinged.

At a minimum, she's some kind of sociopath. I am a grown man, and she absolutely creeps me out to the core.

 

[Wernology]

Only one person really joined his patreon and for all we know that could’ve been lucas himself lol he is known to like his own videos, comments, etc., why not give himself money to “get the ball rolling” or whatever?

AFAIK the only other person who ever joined it was Klickitat and that was for our collective benefit.

Also the only money I've ever spent on The Wern: $15, one time.

Sure as shit not enough to fly him to LA and Uber him to the Ritz.

'Why are you hoarding this information about the women?! Because you're GREEDY!'

His entitlement is off the charts again

'I gave you sandwiches and weed! Why aren't you giving me a woman! You're not my friend you're a bastard! Prove you're not a bastard! Hook me up!'

Nobody wants to be friends with you, Lucas, they want you to cough up the free weed and food by pretending they'll introduce you to women then finding even the flimsiest reasons to not do that.

 

[Nobleman]

Also the only money I've ever spent on The Wern: $15, one time.

Sure as shit not enough to fly him to LA and Uber him to the Ritz.



Nobody wants to be friends with you, Lucas, they want you to cough up the free weed and food by pretending they'll introduce you to women then finding even the flimsiest reasons to not do that.

Granted the ride to the Ritz in downtown LA was intentional. It wasn't enabling, it was intentionally to get him harmed. Google Maps the Ritz Carlton, Los Angeles and not just Skid Row, but many of the surrounding neighborhoods surrounding this place will sound familiar to anyone acquainted with late 80s-early 90s rap...

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I also find it interesting the guy he is talking to refers to a 'grip of groceries' which is a term i've never heard of anyone except for lucas use

grip
To have a abundant amount of something
Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.

or

Theres no need to buy more beer, I have a grip at home.
by Nemon23 October 04, 2002

 

[mothman96]

Granted the ride to the Ritz in downtown LA was intentional. It wasn't enabling, it was intentionally to get him harmed. Google Maps the Ritz Carlton, Los Angeles and not just Skid Row, but many of the surrounding neighborhoods surrounding this place will sound familiar to anyone acquainted with late 80s-early 90s rap...

Might just have been part of the scheme to keep Lucas thinking he'd hit the jackpot. Get a Uber to pick him up at the airport take him to the Ritz to meet up with his millionaire bae.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

'Why are you hoarding this information about the women?! Because you're GREEDY!'

His entitlement is off the charts again

'I gave you sandwiches and weed! Why aren't you giving me a woman! You're not my friend you're a bastard! Prove you're not a bastard! Hook me up!'

Wow I gave it a week but he didn't even wait hours to run the "if ur my friend give me womenz" line!

Also wow, Lucas is the one giving people food apparently - definitely not the one begging for it.
He really fucking thinks there are these parties that exist where women are just lined up like snacks on the table - all this despite his COVID-19 oregy rants.

 

[Nobleman]

Might just have been part of the scheme to keep Lucas thinking he'd hit the jackpot. Get a Uber to pick him up at the airport take him to the Ritz to meet up with his millionaire bae.

But the issue is that we need to think like a troll or catfish here. If someone was really wanting to fuck with Lucas, they would appeal to his narcissism and get him to think--as he bragged in his texts--that he was gonna go to a ritzy hotel like the Ritz to bang a young chic because of course, Lucas thinks he is owed this. All the while, a troll would plot to put him in a neighborhood where Skid Row, Crenshaw, Compton, and Inglewood were which is exactly what happened.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

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Here's why you shouldn't give money to Lucas! (Sent by a pal)

He's not "saving" anything. His tard wrangler in Spokane has been garnishing money from his tugboat for "housing".

 

[mothman96]

But the issue is that we need to think like a troll or catfish here. If someone was really wanting to fuck with Lucas, they would appeal to his narcissism and get him to think--as he bragged in his texts--that he was gonna go to a ritzy hotel like the Ritz to bang a young chic because of course, Lucas thinks he is owed this. All the while, a troll would plot to put him in a neighborhood where Skid Row, Crenshaw, Compton, and Inglewood were which is exactly what happened.

Well-- they followed through didn't they. He was expecting a ritzy hotel and that's what he got--minus the millionaire bae.

 

[Nobleman]

Well-- they followed through didn't they. He was expecting a ritzy hotel and that's what he got--minus the millionaire bae.

Well that is what I am saying, they did it to get him in the position they wanted. What I am essentially saying here is the Lucas Catfish trolls are not the same as the Lucas enablers.

 

[mothman96]

Well that is what I am saying, they did it to get him in the position they wanted. What I am essentially saying here is the Lucas Catfish trolls are not the same as the Lucas enablers.

Got it.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

But the issue is that we need to think like a troll or catfish here. If someone was really wanting to fuck with Lucas, they would appeal to his narcissism and get him to think--as he bragged in his texts--that he was gonna go to a ritzy hotel like the Ritz to bang a young chic because of course, Lucas thinks he is owed this. All the while, a troll would plot to put him in a neighborhood where Skid Row, Crenshaw, Compton, and Inglewood were which is exactly what happened.

It's close to Skid Row, but a few miles north of South Central/City of Compton/Inglewood.

 

[holeinthedark]

Since hes busy with the podcast hes not paying attention to his ig comments

 

[Fiveseven15]

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Here's why you shouldn't give money to Lucas! (Sent by a pal)

knew it. catfishes thought they were fucking with lucas, in the end lucas was just manipulating them, and he won lol. lucas may be an idiot with anything else in life but hes lived 41 years by manipulating people around him, sympathy threats, suicide, etc. and they played right into his hand

 

[Particle Bored]

Frustrating as the enablers may be, just remember, no one can DoorDash Lucas the zoomed bae he desires. No matter how grease-full his belly, no matter how toasty those Motel 6 sheets, as he's shown with his latest videos, they are all short lived reprieves from his futile quest.

As enablers boost his entitlement and his ego, it will only become that much more bewildering and frustrating to him why a desirable and likeable gentleman like himself cant land a fertile ovulator. The false camaraderie will only serve to highlight the ageism and bigotry that permeates his immediate reality.

Pride cometh before the fall.

 

[Free the Pedos]

He's not "saving" anything. His tard wrangler in Spokane has been garnishing money from his tugboat for "housing".

Do you think his payee has been stealing? Because it sounds like they’re required to put money aside for permanent housing.

 

[WonderWino]

knew it. catfishes thought they were fucking with lucas, in the end lucas was just manipulating them, and he won lol. lucas may be an idiot with anything else in life but hes lived 41 years by manipulating people around him, sympathy threats, suicide, etc. and they played right into his hand

That doesn't mean lucas is good at manipulating, it just means that the people enabling him are legit morons and about as smart as he is. Lucas did contradict his own bs multiple times during this incident. That they didn't realize it says far more about them than it does him

If he were any good at it he wouldn't be a a penniless hobo living on the streets who stuck himself in this situation in the first place

That said, I stand by my statement that the enablers are fellow creeps doing it to look after their own more than anything else

 

[mothman96]

@Nobleman , what's the current situation at HOC. Are they back to accepting people or not yet.

 

[Goldaor]

I'm watching the podcast so you don't have to:

The three guys were really good at dominating him but now that it's these two old women's turn: they're chimping out at his ideas while he's calm, collected and confident. This is a huge failure (tho the beginning was good) and will only feed his already giant ego.

With the guys, he was wolfing in his nails, couldn't keep them out of his mouth but with the women he's...bored.

With the guys:

With the old women:

It just ended, don't waste your time watching the whole thing

 

[denysdemontfort]

I have to go have Christmas dinner but my main takeaway from this is that Lucas likes young women because they remind him of Kewpie dolls. So.