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It would appear that Lucas Colby Werner, does in fact need everyone else's help.
Lucas, your entire internet history suggests otherwise.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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It would appear that Lucas Colby Werner, does in fact need everyone else's help.
Lucas, your entire internet history suggests otherwise.
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Ain't no way tubby is 210 when he doesn't even fit in frame. Yeah, yeah, portrait is narrower, but I doubt he'd fit in frame on landscape either.
Edit just to be clear: I am not nor did I have anything to do with:
1. Catfishing Lucas to LA.
2. Getting him back to Spokane from LA.
3. Catfishing him at the Motel 6.
4. Doing anything relating to catfishing him in the past (or in the future) apart from having him sent a bag of frozen catfish.
Even that was just to wipe that smug, shit eating grin off of his face and now that that's happened, I'm content to going back to laughing at him here and mirroring his content.
I also don't know who any of his actual catfish were or are, and I've never texted, called, or posted Lucas' phone # anywhere, nor have I emailed him at any point for any reason.
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Pretty wild at 41 he can't pronounce, or spell, cerberus correctly. And yet thinks using the word is some 300 iq move
"I would really appreciate not being able to walk"
I would really appreciate you not being able to walk too. Keep gorging on junk food and we'll both get what we want
"I would really appreciate not being able to walk"
I would really appreciate you not being able to walk too. Keep gorging on junk food and we'll both get what we want
Someone brought prior that Lucas would have a bus pass. He's such an entitled Creep he doesn't even want to walk to the the bus stop. He "doesn't have the bus money".
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Lucas sounded legitimately upset at the frozen catfish at his door and no baby zoom showing up. God, the poor desk attendant. Lucas showing up mooing about someone leaving catfish at his door "Reeee, I wanna press charges, I wanna press charges. Call the police!" I am sure the poor Indian inn keeper did not know what the large man was ranting about.
The guy wanting an ACAB queen is wanting to run to the police. God, Lucas is such a pussy. I am glad this knocked him off his pedestal. Now I hope he is back on the streets in full hobo mode tomorrow. This whole thing really ruined his night. He was acting cocky as shit earlier. How now, lolcow? How now?
The guy wanting an ACAB queen is wanting to run to the police. God, Lucas is such a pussy. I am glad this knocked him off his pedestal. Now I hope he is back on the streets in full hobo mode tomorrow. This whole thing really ruined his night. He was acting cocky as shit earlier. How now, lolcow? How now?
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Please make him walk downtown tomorrow so this boring "podcast voice work" e-beg spam era can end.
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He has no legitimate reason to be upset. After all the catfish promised she'd show up at a certain time and she did, she said she'd bring food and she did, she never said she was human
It was technically correct. The best kind of correct
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I can't wait for cocky Lucas to trudge his fat ass on down the hill tomorrow to get to downtown. Him making a big deal about walking 3 miles is humorous given the fact that walking is his claim to losing his 200lbs. It is snowy and cold out, and according to the weather report, it is not getting any better. Good thing he's eating all the foods up, he's going to need the extra blubber to keep him warm while he sleeps under bridges.
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I noticed he's still wearing shorts.
The same shorts he wore to and in LA.
You don't suppose he doesn't actually have long pants anymore, since he was so sure he'd be living in LA right now.
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Would it have long teleomeres, though?LMAOwhat do you know, Lucas finally reproduced! Just not in the way he wanted
Yeah I am absolutely dying at the fact that he’s begging not only for an Uber ride, but for more food... because he hasn’t eaten since noon, when he had two giant burritos. Any smart human being who is homeless and has no money at all would have saved one burrito for later. But it’s Lucas we’re talking about, so...
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Maybe he's finally acknowledging that artificial insemination is the only way his hobo spunk will make the journey to that juicy ova.
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Late me on this, but I'm catching up and this video's made me feel fuckin ill. That's a punchable face right there. It's amazing that he's shot up the arrogance scale this quickly. Klick might have swept his feet out from under him with the catfish, and for that I'm grateful. Funny as it would be to see the inevitable fall, the wait would be too long and I don't want to become someone who gets aggy over the internet.
Hate when I drop off a food order and am arrested the following morning. Posting this from jail.
Autism alert but I'm picturing Lucas Jr over here as being slim, intelligent, six foot long telomeres and a foot long dick. Absolute lady killer. Swoops eleven chicks at a time at Clinkerdagger. A freak mutation of the fartbox's combined moulds. A supershagger formed from the petri dish of old excretions, matured for longer than Luke has been alive and masturbating.
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I don't know whether to rate this post ”winner” or ”Islamic content”.
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I know that declaring you're going to leave or take a break and then returning in 24 hours is the height of faggotry behavior but I just wanted to say I am not Julian nor the other user talking mad shit about the farms on @klickitat videos. I felt compelled to say this because some of that shit is word for word what I've just been bitching about
Also Klick.. LOL THE FUCKING CATFISH. FUCKING LOL GDI
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Also Klick.. LOL THE FUCKING CATFISH. FUCKING LOL GDI
That's all
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Today, we find out if someone bails The Wern out with an uber to downtown and possibly find out if his dumb ass ditched all of his long pants when he believed a millionaire in LA was going to take care of him for the rest of his life so he'd never need anything but shorts again.
The POS is laying it on thick. What he wants is for some morons to keep paying for his motel room and food. If he doesn't get more motel night stays, the Uber ride to the bus plaza. As the saying goes--A fool and his/her money are soon parted. We've seen plenty of that this last week. Looks like there is another fool on the hook.
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And so, his sense of entitlement will just keep on growing.
holeinthedark
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Yea theres no way I weigh more than that fat fuck. Hes is wayyyyy more than 210