Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
He's says that because the women that go to bars are 21+. College has 18 yr old students. Even though he says 18-24, he wants the youngest in the range. Actually we know he wants the girls younger than 18, but he knows he'll catch hell for it. So in college he thinks he'll have access to the 18 yr old girls.
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When I was a sophomore in high school, I took AP courses at the local college. There is a strong likelihood that there are minors attending some of the courses at the community college he attends. Fortunately, they are likely taking classes that are above his level, but they still have to be on the same campus as a completely creepy predator. I wonder how many student complaints have been lodged against him, since we all know he has zero self control when it comes to ogling at (and salivating over) teenage children.
 
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mothman96 said:
Yup, the Running Start program at SCC. HS juniors $ seniors attend classes at SCC to finish HS and get college classes. His 1st quarter (fall) he was getting quite friendly with a Running Start girl. I think Leah was her name. To her benefit the quarter ended cutting the Freak off.
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There is a past screenshot text message of a chat somewhere in this thread where Lucas claims he is crushing on what he thinks is a 15 year old Running Start student as SCC.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
Of course he didn’t get $100 worth of easily backpackable food that would actually help him later
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If he had any sense he'd go to the local dollar store and get $100 worth of backpackable food instead. He could get some pretty decent meal ingredients at some of them and keep himself fed for a couple weeks. Especially if he loaded up on things like instant microwaved stuff, corned beef, sandwich ingredients and stuff like that. Hell I could feed a hunting camp with half a dozen people for a week out of a decent dollar store for that price. As much as I don't support giving him food and shit like that, if they're going to do it they should at least do it in a common sense way like that

But no, lucas would rather gorge out on enough kfc to feed 3 people and be starving the next day. He doesn't even carry a water bottle with him as far as i've seen, which shows how little thought he gives to literally just staying alive
 
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Nobleman said:
There is a past screenshot text message of a chat somewhere in this thread where Lucas claims he is crushing on what he thinks is a 15 year old Running Start student as SCC.
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He even knew how far away she lived. It was so creepy!
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klickitat said:
Woods probably.

He also admitted he just left the catfish for the Motel 6 housekeeping staff to clean up.

Also, the videos from today:

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The Wern has an amazing quality of just when you think he can’t be more hatable, he does or says something that lowers the bottom even further. These latest videos weren’t even funny or entertaining. They just made me feel legitimate hate for him. He is irredeemable on every level.

If you were a fiction writer and you had a character like Lucas in your book, no one would buy it as no one would find the character believable. He is that much a caricature of a hatable person.
 
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WonderWino said:
If he had any sense he'd go to the local dollar store and get $100 worth of backpackable food instead. He could get some pretty decent meal ingredients at some of them and keep himself fed for a couple weeks. Especially if he loaded up on things like instant microwaved stuff, corned beef, sandwich ingredients and stuff like that. Hell I could feed a hunting camp with half a dozen people for a week out of a decent dollar store for that price. As much as I don't support giving him food and shit like that, if they're going to do it they should at least do it in a common sense way like that

But no, lucas would rather gorge out on enough kfc to feed 3 people and be starving the next day. He doesn't even carry a water bottle with him as far as i've seen, which shows how little thought he gives to literally just staying alive
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We also have to wonder why he does not have cash or food stamps at the moment...oh that's right, Isaac and Co. played him, and kicked him out. Rough month for the Wern.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
The Wern has an amazing quality of just when you think he can’t be more hatable, he does or says something that lowers the bottom even further. These latest videos weren’t even funny or entertaining. They just made me feel legitimate hate for him. He is irredeemable on every level.
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I honestly thought it was just me, and that everyone else found the latest batch funny. I felt like I could have put my foot through my monitor the second he started yelling. I actually had to fast it forward a few times.
 
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WonderWino said:
If he had any sense he'd go to the local dollar store and get $100 worth of backpackable food instead.
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Yes, if Lucas had SNAP money this month but he gave it away fraudulently. We've seen he does put candy and junk food in his backpack.

What Lucas could do is beg for fast food e-gift cards that he could use on his phone. He could get like 20 Taco Bell meals instead of the 1 Clinkerdagger, and can take epic shits in his motel.
 
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moseph.jartelli said:

Streaming in a bathroom while people shit around him. A true sign of success.
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New mask alert!

Also lol at clinkernigger.

Edit - wtf is he actually waffling on about 😂
'he's got the money to buy me a date... With myself...'

I can't understand why he's single, he's so smooth :story:
 
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