Containment Random Chris Updates

[4Macie]

He says he reached an apex 12 hours prior. Apex of what? Nothing has changed. You’d think the climax or highest point of the merge would mean something is happening.

my guess is what Chris will say the merge happened and anyone who can’t see the cartoons IRL aren’t in-tuned enough.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Then he'll spread it to places like Target, Walmart, and McDonald's

And Barb's vag

 

[Tikbalang]

He says he reached an apex 12 hours prior. Apex of what? Nothing has changed. You’d think the climax or highest point of the merge would mean something is happening.

my guess is what Chris will say the merge happened and anyone who can’t see the cartoons IRL aren’t in-tuned enough.

Probably drink a lot of Red Bulls and get his heart palpitated for 12 hours. Sonichu needs an energy, afterall.

 

[A Grey Cat]

for as much as I shit on bronies, most of them are probably more patient and less autistic than chris.

Indeed they are Chris is that one apple that not spoils the bunch. It enables others

 

[Tikbalang]

Weird way to say about his stepdad, or maybe he forgot he's supposed to be Sonichu.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Weird way to say about his stepdad, or maybe he forgot he's supposed to be Sonichu.
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Why did he use the comma? I know the answer is autism but I have to ask.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Weird way to say about his stepdad, or maybe he forgot he's supposed to be Sonichu.
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there's speculation going around that chris "The merge is on" tweet was his way of taking his ball and relenting to drop the sonichu act since babscons been delayed again and even chris can't keep this up till 2022...then again i do like the idea of Sonichu being such a promiscuois slut that he'll bend over and lift his tail for what is essentially his step dad.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Weird way to say about his stepdad, or maybe he forgot he's supposed to be Sonichu.
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Chris thinks magichan is hot so long as he can't see a bulge.
is there a term for this kind of gay?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris thinks magichan is hot so long as he can't see a bulge.
is there a term for this kind of gay?

Nullo
Fauxmosexual

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Chris thinks magichan is hot so long as he can't see a bulge.
is there a term for this kind of gay?

Autist

 

[judge claude frollo]

Weird way to say about his stepdad, or maybe he forgot he's supposed to be Sonichu.
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maybe... Chris is back...

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

So is he postponing it to unknown date in the next year?

 

[Meat Pickle]

So is he postponing it to unknown date in the next year?

No, this time he is definitely sure that the merge will complete by new years day. Expected him to repeat this ad nauseam towards the end of every year.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

maybe... Chris is back...

Maybe only Sonichu will leave in the merge leaving Chris behind?

For the love of God I hope no new idea guys are behind this.
“Christine, you need to zap to the extreme to enter the merge! get a fork from the kitchen and find a power outlet....”

 

[Deadpool]

Chris still taking goddesshood to the extreme.

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Chris deserves two punches in the throat for this particular faggotry.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Damn we could get a new saga for 2021

 

[Coleslaw]

Maybe only Sonichu will leave in the merge leaving Chris behind?

For the love of God I hope no new idea guys are behind this.
“Christine, you need to zap to the extreme to enter the merge! get a fork from the kitchen and find a power outlet....”

Would it be homicide?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris has kept this game of make believe; pretending to be sonichu for what, 6 months now? I really doubt he'd just give it up after its netted him so much attention. He's probably just picked a date that seemed 'right' to him IE new year's day, and when it doesn't happen he can kick that can down the road like it was a court continuance.

I hate to poop on the parade, but chris is going to wake up on new year's day and get pissy that he's not the supreme being of weeb paradise, USA. he'll be mad like a 4 year old not getting his wish after blowing out the candle on his birthday cake. Then he'll just say 'well the merge is coming, but I'm back' so he can give up pretending to be sonichu because that's just so tiring to his fat, flabby frame. He'll probably invent stories about how great it is in C-197 and that eternal bronycon he supposedly visited.

But in reality chris is just going to be fatter, older, poorer, and more and more desperate to buy into his final fantasy house style beliefs about reality cartoons and video game gods. The knights and weens on twitter will suck his duck and pat his ass until chris calms down and feels like he's in control of the Hindenburg disaster that is his life.

Sockness will still try to get in chris's pants, and chris will indulge him because chris I think gets off on being in control of their fucked up friendship. kengle will be jealous of sockness's ability to get chris's attention. The bronies will still ignore him. Barb will still refuse to die.

I do think chris is going to start distancing himself from MLP since he's not getting attention from it and the bronies have stone walled him long enough. with conventions canceled he's kinda left out in the cold until the next big craze comes along. and if mlp gen 5 comes out this coming year he's going to sperg hard on it.

I'd like a big troll event or hell even a decent ween to knock chris down a peg but that's not likely to happen with people trying to protect chris. He's not going after sweethearts in previous ways, so no galpal trolls are likely.

I hate to say it, but unless something meteor strikes chris from Orbit I dunno if anything interesting is in the cards for us.

 

[muh_moobs]

Now would be a great time for you to visit the Cwcki and educate yourself on Chris and finances instead of asking to be spoonfed a complicated topic.

This isn't complicated;

Chris is a retard and collects welfare. Because the public education system and his parents failed him, he has poor financial planning skills. This, couple with impulse spending and emotional immaturity, means that Chris often struggles to make ends meet.

Chris also lives with his mother, who faces many of the same issues. As a result of her own impulse spending, the home they both live in has been re-mortgaged after being paid off by her late husband.

While the pair often manage to pay their expenses, there is little left over and neither feel they should be deprived of luxuries. As a result, Chris often turns to the internet, where pandering simps open their wallets and their anuses to alleviate Chris's demand for toys and junk food.

About fucking time, take me away from all this please.

You're not going anywhere. The neighbors are just coming over.

 

[Coleslaw]

I recently talked with an elderly person about how they handled high functioning tards back in the 30's and 40's.
He said they were just considered "slow" or "special" and ended up running long errands for people around town for a small sum, digging gardens and planting/harvesting, or generally easy shit that most people didn't want to be bothered with.
He said the community tried to help those people as best they could and everyone knew they were a slow-in-da-mind so they invented jobs for them to do.
A tard like Chris wouldn't have had much exposure to mass media in the 30's and 40's, so they would mostly listen to radio programs or possibly read a comic book.

You had to be violently crazy to get put in an asylum. Even if Chris identified as a woman he still wouldn't make the cut for a state run asylum. Regular tards are fairly easy to wrangle and posed no threat to the public.

Chris would have been a local curiosity and never developed the massive ego due to attention from the internet. He would probably have become obsessed with baseball statistics or trains.
There would have been no trolls, enablers, white knights or "fans" and definitely no toys so odds are good Chris would be far less delusional and actually get off his ass and do things. 14BLC doesn't have central air so being hot during the summer wouldn't change much but he would be forced to go out and to cook because fast food didn't exist.

What if Chris lived in 1969?