Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

It's too late. Even if he deleted all the MovieBob shit off his social media accounts, employers will just search his name and find archived bad comments of his, along with people commenting on his bad behavior.

Bob's Twitter is only one step in the multi stage mechanical filter that keeps potential co-workers from having to tolerate His Royal Obesity. Equally important are the filter stages in place should a glance at his Twitter fail to weed him out, such as the hiring manager furiously asking his administrative assistant why in the living fuck he just spent a half hour pretending to be polite to an obviously unqualified and incompetent pedophile reselling creep

Can we say they are the MCU of cars?

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I have a feeling that should Chris develop melanoma, we'd be the first to know.

Good Lord, Chris is a living fucking soyjak

 

[Pagliacci]

More grouching about DC:
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"I feel like I shouldn't say anything because I'm starting to "know" more comics writers professionally/casually now - and yet... wow."

Bob: "Better not say anything bad about this comic book in case it offends somebody."
Also Bob: "WE REALLY NEED TO GENOCIDE LIKE MOST OF THE COUNTRY ALREADY."

 

[Livecorpse]

Can we say they are the MCU of cars?

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I have a feeling that should Chris develop melanoma, we'd be the first to know.

What the FUCK is that thing on his nose? That looks like the gnarliest blackhead I've ever seen in my life. Pop that fucking thing, dude.

Actually, watching him pop his zits would legitimately be more entertaining than watching his podcast.

 

[Koby_Fish]

What the hell is wrong Subaru cars? They are actually pretty well made, and are great in bad weather conditions such as the snow.

they're way better than Glocks, for crying out loud. I'm surprised Bob's not a Glock Wondernine Fanboy, but what he said, oof, clearly someone who's never owned a late-model Subaru in the past 15 years.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

What the FUCK is that thing on his nose? That looks like the gnarliest blackhead I've ever seen in my life. Pop that fucking thing, dude.

Actually, watching him pop his zits would legitimately be more entertaining than watching his podcast.

I'm sure that if you offer him 5 bucks he'd do it live on stream, he comes across as that desperate and pathetic.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Boy I really hope Trump pulls off a win in the next couple of days. Can you imagine the epic mountain of salt that will erupt from Bob's mouth should Trump be declared the President? It'll make his 2016 meltdown seem like a toddler store tantrum.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

What the FUCK is that thing on his nose? That looks like the gnarliest blackhead I've ever seen in my life. Pop that fucking thing, dude.

Actually, watching him pop his zits would legitimately be more entertaining than watching his podcast.

Most people get boils on their ass, Chris seems to be developing one on his nose. Alternatively, he's turning into Shrek in real time, and we're watching the process.

 

[Absolutego]

Uncharacteristically, Bobby talks down a Chinese woman, because she dares to sympathize with the ghouls and question what the "experts" say:
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The fact that a forced Hunger Games reference, 5 years too late, is what he defaults to whenever people talk about the ruling class is plenty of evidence that all of his ideas stem from pop culture.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

A fundraiser for a wig could be good right now because she looks creepy without a wig.

Six. Ashley Lynch has a thread in Rat Kings.

True, but as I've mentioned there are benefits to being bald.

Does she? The more you know.

And he was so retarded he didn't think "If I ever want to get hired again without my workplace googling my social media and immediately being turned off, I should make a personal account that's totally disconnected from my identity whatsoever."

If he did that one thing, a majority of the reason he is a lolcow (at this point) would be gone. But he needs to have that recognition or else what's the point? What a fucking nonce.

Elokuva-Roope is one of the best arguments for never talking about politics under your real name there is.

They could have stood on his neck.

I'm trying to imagine a cop trying to balance on Floyd's neck. It's not working.

So I'm drunk, have the coof, so I did a little dive on Robert with twitter search "evolution" from:the_moviebob. (Haven't been here in a while, anything really interesting happen?)
He really is an accelerationist. What I mean is, he's so stupid that he stumbled, backwards, into accelerationist theory without having read anything.
Like, he actually thinks capitalism is a kindof final forcing of intelligence. He describes capital "migrating" to the "cosmopolitan costs", he believes that capitalism is bringing about a "leftwing" utopia of ultimate intelligence. "Money knows where to go" is literally indistinguishable from Nick Land's idea of market intelligence recursively improving to technomical singularity. You know, the guy who talks about how he loves "the negroes" and "joggers" on twitter, and describes his ideology as "hyperracism" (I love Land, but he is an acid casualty boomer). Moviecob actually believes a dumbed-down version of the "IQ shredder" that neoReactionaries believe in. That "Capital" will elevate "intelligence" through market forcing.

The only problem here is Chipman is too poorly-read to understand that these theories of capitalism enforce actual eugenics, like culling the dumb coloreds. Ideas of intelligence are white supremacist and support colonial ontologies. But he thinks capital will somehow enforce his "enlightened librul POC eutopia" instead of actual genocide. Land, at least, was a Deleuzian Marxist, and so understood capitalism as genocide, and advocated for such, because he was an anti-humanist. Chipman refuses to read a book not about men in tights, so he doesn't understand.

Chipman praises the librul progressives who escape their evul parents and move to duh cities, except of course those people are usually white and middle class, who then gentrify the city. I was a UVA student, and saw this happen first hand. The blue college towns that Bobbo thinks are genetically superior are, in fact, some of the most racist. The intelligence forcing he advocates for literally harms POC, but he's either too stupid to grasp it or too craven to care.

If he was unironically a right/accelerationist who thought that eugenics was awesome, I could respect him. But he's a democrat who is so absolutely ignorant that he doesn't understand the words he saying, he is the kid who used big words to the teacher in school cause he was "so smart". The ultimate ignorant oaf.

I voted for Trump before anyone dares accuse me of being a dirty communist. Trump is good for "society" if not good for amerika.

Yeah. Bob's literally a neo-feudalist in the same way the dark enlightenment people were, only he pretends to be a leftist instead of openly expressing his odious views.

Uncharacteristically, Bobby talks down a Chinese woman, because she dares to sympathize with the ghouls and question what the "experts" say:
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A bunch of anti-maskers made a scene in a shopping mall (Twitter thread with about 20 videos). This gives Bobby another chance to vent off about obsolete people. (Archived)
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So his "endgame" isn't merely to consign the Obsolete to abject poverty; his goal is to separate their children from their parents, presumably to be raised up in progressive tranny communes. This is a even a more gut-wenching scenario than Brave New World.

Julian Assange. Bobby indulges in his fantasy of sending MANY people for torture:
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Something something school shooters something something alt-right nazis Ben Shapiro:
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He didn't mention Gamegate. Is anyone as surprised as I am?

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Bobby is triggered by conservative woman with a gun. He knows guns.
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Bobby thinks people own a gun just to be cool. So white, so male, so privileged.

Peter Coffin unblocks Bobby to shit on his Twitter:
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What a cute pair of lovebirds. Can they even live without each other?

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(Side note: "Don't blame the people; it is always the system's fault" is as central in Coffin's world view as "No bad tactics, only bad targets" in Bobby's.)

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It seems Bobby sees the light and understands that capeshit isn't real:
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Oh, it's just that anything that involves Synder isn't real. Sorry I got my hope up.

More grouching about DC:
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(Go to Ed Zitron's Twitter for full-res picts)

Bobby reuploads the reviews he did under The Escapist to his personal channel:
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Which brings him a new spate of haters.
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OK not a bad comeback, but cut out the part about Holy Ground: that's autistic.

With his Sonics review, he spergs out about his new smart ideas:
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Bobby's Angels. A "busty redhead" is waiting out for a hero.
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1) is Bob, a cishet white man, talking over a woman of colour? I'm pretty sure that's problematic. Perhaps he needs to go on one of these new racial sensitivity courses and confront his white fragility.
(in seriousness, I'm by no means woke but I have absolutely no problem with cancel culture when it's used on its advocates)
2) there's a word for trying to wipe out an entire culture like that. It's called genocide.
3) oh for fuck's sake. Ben Shapiro is an Ashkenazi Jew. He's not a neo-Nazi. Calling him a Nazi just shows off your ignorance.
4) ”you'd think I was a brown woman in the House of Representatives”.
Bob, in case you didn't know, the ”brown woman in the House of Representatives” has got a boyfriend and isn't looking for a fat, 40 year old virgin to simp for her.
5) Peter Coffin and Roberto del Cine are welcome to fight, and I couldn't give a toss who wins. They're both wrong, anyway, because you can't blame ”the people” for the beer bug any more than you can blame ”the system”, unless that system is the Communist Party of China.
6) Bob and Sonic? Could this be the start of Bob's descent into becoming one of Chris Chan's orbiters?
As an aside, it will never stop depressing me that the most documented person in human history isn't a king, a general or a politician but is a fat autistic manchild who claims to be the transgender patron goddess of the Commodore 64.

Can we say they are the MCU of cars?

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I have a feeling that should Chris develop melanoma, we'd be the first to know.

I wonder where I've seen that face before

 

[Positron]

Out of those 10 people:
5 have a thread on KF or are prominently featured in their sibling's thread (Moviebob, Lindsay Ellis, Chris Chipman, Arthur Chu, Naomi Wu)

Six. Ashley Lynch has a thread in Rat Kings.

Seven. Count Luke Lockhart in. We need to move this thread to the Rat Kings subforum.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Seven. Count Luke Lockhart in. We need to move this thread to the Rat Kings subforum.

I thought Rat Kings had to be part of the LGBTQRSTUVWZYZÅÄÖŠŽ community and Bobby was, in theory, straight?

 

[Positron]

I thought Rat Kings had to be part of the LGBTQRSTUVWZYZÅÄÖŠŽ community and Bobby was, in theory, straight?

Peter Coffin has a thread in RK too (well he claims to be agender but it is not the reason he was in RK: no one cared about that part).

 

[TerminalTryHard]

What the hell is wrong Subaru cars? They are actually pretty well made, and are great in bad weather conditions such as the snow.

Nothing. Calling glocks the Subaru of the gun world is the most basic bitch joke about glocks. I'd bet money bob simply found the joke on some website or blog somewhere.

 

[instythot]

Yeah. Bob's literally a neo-feudalist in the same way the dark enlightenment people were, only he pretends to be a leftist instead of openly expressing his odious views.

Bob's beliefs aren't as complicated as anything needing a description, let alone one that begins with "neo" .

Bob has chosen the Democratic team to support the way a more socially adjusted person from Bahstahn would choose a sports team to die over. The rest of his views are a deeply held belief that only people who agree with him deserve to live. He does express his odious views pretty clearly, they're just not especially coherent, consistent or grounded in reality

 

[blablabla]

Bob's beliefs aren't as complicated as anything needing a description, let alone one that begins with "neo" .

Bob has chosen the Democratic team to support the way a more socially adjusted person from Bahstahn would choose a sports team to die over. The rest of his views are a deeply held belief that only people who agree with him deserve to live. He does express his odious views pretty clearly, they're just not especially coherent, consistent or grounded in reality

I agree with this. Bob has always been an asshole. Someone posted pages ago a picture of teenage Robert reading a book and the dude has always been a fat retard. All of his worldviews are from arrested development. He thinks that one day he will finally get the girl and all of his bullies are going to be defeated. Add to the pile all of his failures in life like being a z list pop culture critic, a 40 years old incel loser and thats Bob in a nutshell. My favorite moments in this thread are when the mask slips and we get a look inside the real moviebob: a worthless human being with delusions of grandeur with shitty taste in food, culture and from the white trashiest family this side of Alabama or whatever hellhole in the USA where they still bang their cousins. Bob is not a neo feudalist, a democrat, Bob is just a fat teenage retard who should have been bullied more.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby is triggered by conservative woman with a gun. He knows guns.

Bobby thinks people own a gun just to be cool. So white, so male, so privileged.

https://archive.vn/mZ34L

hmmm lemme think...what would I rather have in a sudden fire fight? My grandpa's totally real not an pellet gun, and definitely now mine .357 revolver or a semi-auto 9mm that holds 17 rounds? Well if I was in Bob's shoes and knew I couldn't win on speed - might as well win on power because if they're wearing a jacket you'll need the Punch Thru skill to pierce their armor. You can only get that skill by equipping a revolver donchano?

What an asinine statement. It couldn't be that she picked up a brand of firearm that's easy to use, handle, fire, maintain, affordable, and is very popular because of all of it? It couldn't be that she also said it as a point to connect with the tens of thousands of new gun buyers?

What the hell is wrong Subaru cars? They are actually pretty well made, and are great in bad weather conditions such as the snow.

The same with Glocks which makes his sick burn all the more exceptional.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It couldn't be that she picked up a brand of firearm that's easy to use, handle, fire, maintain, affordable, and is very popular because of all of it? It couldn't be that she also said it as a point to connect with the tens of thousands of new gun buyers?

Bob knows nothing about guns beyond ”mayo ghouls have scary black fully automated AR-15's (the AR stands for assault rifle, friendo)” so no.

 

[instythot]

from the white trashiest family this side of Alabama or whatever hellhole in the USA where they still bang their cousins.

If a cousin existed who would say yes to Bob, that hellhole would be wherever Chipmans live

The same with Glocks which makes his sick burn all the more exceptional.

Did the Lord of Cosplay Katanas deign to tell us which semi-auto pistols are acceptable to own, in the view of a man who has only handled firearms that plug into Nintendo consoles?

 

[No Exit]

The same with Glocks which makes his sick burn all the more exceptional.

MovieBlob is the last person who should be talking about cars or guns, or anything relatively masculine.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

MovieBlob is the last person who should be talking about cars or guns, or anything relatively masculine.

James Charles would like a word.