Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Stealing from the sub. This fucking guy is almost inhumanly ugly sometimes.

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Here's his streams from yesterday:
Start:
  • He’s been getting messages from people saying they’re sick of gender relations rants
  • He’s not going to stop doing gender relations rants
  • This is coming to you from Josh not King Cobra
  • Someone has to care about gender relations.
4:00:
  • Reads a text from someone telling him not to do a gender relations rant
  • His point is it doesn’t matter what he posts, someone will have a problem with it
  • Might not bring back StreamLabs
6:50:
  • Reads a text from someone telling him the trolls are only texting him that because they know he will go live
  • He’s doing this for the greater good of the world
8:30:
  • Monitorization is still not on
  • Shills his PayPal
  • He might set StreamLabs back up in the next day or so if it gets bad enough
10:12:
  • Guitar shredding
11:30:
  • He would play Nickleback if he knew how to
  • He would play Whitesnake if he knew how to
  • As we get closer to Valentine’s day there will be more gender relations rants
  • Back to guitar shredding
18:50:
  • Checks his texts
  • Owning the trolls by blocking and deleting their texts
  • He doesn’t need StreamLabs right now but might set it up again in a few days
  • He gets that people are tired of his gender relations rants
  • Back to guitar shredding
22:51:
  • Reads a text from someone who appreciates his gender relations rants
  • He’s saying things people are afraid to say
  • If he was a chick standing up for gender relations he wouldn’t get so much shit for it
  • Will work on getting StreamLabs set up in the next couple of days
26:00:
  • Texting
  • Someone sent him money through his PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • His PayPal money isn’t showing up
30:00:
  • Friends are important
  • He’s going to hang out with some friends after this livestream
  • Texting
  • His PayPal money came in
33:26:
  • Vocal cover “Nirvana – Half the man I used to be”(Stone Temple Pilots – Creep)
38:44:
  • Vocal Cover Nothing Else Matters
  • Doesn’t need the microphone to sing vocal covers he just likes the echo
46:00:
  • Prepare to enter the wet pussy zone with his Bruno Mars cover
  • Spills his mountain dew and has a tantrum
48:40:
  • If you have a great singing talent like Kobes, use it to get tail
  • Kobes has a gift for singing
  • KingSoapraJFS!
50:50:
  • Vocal cover - Bruno Mars
  • Pauses the song to have a gender relations rant
  • Back to the song
55:20:
  • Vocal cover – James Blunt
  • Being able to sing like this makes him a womanizer.
  • This is why he’s not in a rush to get laid
1:00:00:
  • Life is a journey, we are all passengers
  • Vocal cover – Passenger Let her go
1:05:30:
  • Vocal cover – Hammerfall Never ever
  • Needs the mic echo for this one
  • Has to redo do because he’s off pitch
1:13:27:
  • Vocal cover I dunno what this song is
  • Mid song water break
1:23:19:
  • Vocal cover Brad Paisley she’s everything
  • Vocal covers break
1:29:30:
  • Yesterdays pizza
  • He won’t stop doing gender relations rants
  • Yukbang
  • Eats pizza like a banana
  • Fuck incels and fuck the 7 million cunts using #killallmen
  • He’s been rejected by every woman since the 4th grade
  • Those 7 million women just need some dick from some simps
  • Women wouldn’t like if men had similar hashtags
1:38:00:
  • He’s trying not to do too much gender relations stuff but he’s passionate about it
  • Pizza finished
  • Pizza box defeated
  • No dyck joke
  • He doesn’t care if people don’t like his gender relations rants
1:43:00:
  • Watching a video about a guy finding cash money in an abandoned house
  • LOL the only audio for the video is ambient music so no one else knows what’s going on
  • He’s just watching the video not saying anything
1:50:00:
  • New video with no audio only ambient music
  • Gets an add for quitting tobacco LOL
  • Just watching the video and not saying anything
2:04:10:
  • Puts on Richie’s video for a minute
  • If he had money he would get Richie a new sex doll
2:08:50:
  • Puts on a Badlands chogs video
  • He nods along and says the outro with the video LOL
2:12:17:
  • Puts on a Daz video
  • Sits in silence watching it
2:20:00:
  • This woman is obsessed with pigs, weird
  • Complains about women
2:25:10:
  • He’s not trying to make this about gender relations but can’t help it
  • This is what true love looks like
2:33:43:
  • Would you let your other half go this far with their obsession?
  • Ends the stream after the video ends

I hope he goes back to doing more vocal covers. I prefer when he sings into his cup than the mic though.

Start:
  • Reads a text he got from someone blaming him for their daughter becoming an autistic goth
  • Reads his response
  • He rules the trolls by going live when they tell him not to
  • Trolls would be better off getting counselling for their obsession with him
  • Shoutouts to chat
5:00:
  • Says someone told him not to sing a Beyonce song
  • He can sing whatever he likes
  • Too late for vocal covers
7:50:
  • Says he doesn’t do drugs
  • Too late for vocal covers he doesn’t want to get a noise complaint
  • He has won against the trolls by laughing at them
  • He’s here for the fans
  • Bans someone
10:10:
  • Doesn’t care that people don’t like his gender relations rants
  • It’s his channel, if you don’t like it don’t watch it
  • Not everyone hates his gender relations rants
  • You hate his gender relations rants because you hate the truth
12:37:
  • Gender relations rant
  • Maybe in his next stream he’ll sing some Beyonce just because he can. Doesn’t care if he gets a copyright strike for it.
16:00:
  • Reading the chat
  • Gender is a social conflict
  • Trans disabled back in my day rant
21:40:
  • Talking about fake trans giving trans people a bad reputation (Is he talking about Yaniv?)
  • If you want to be trans that’s your choice just don’t be weird and creepy about it
  • Men becoming trans to excel at women’s sports because they can’t compete with men
  • There are 4 genders, men, women, trans, hermaphrodite
26:00:
  • Trans people reading stories to kids
  • Liberry
  • Trans people are confusing kids
  • He can spell liberry
  • Obviously he can read because he can read troll comments
29:00:
  • Gets some drink powder
  • Gender relations rant
34:00:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Swiftbucks was a scam but Tactical Soap isn’t
  • Shills beard oil and Tactical soap
37:00:
  • Not using streamlabs because he doesn’t want DTTS’s back
  • Shills his PayPal
  • He doesn’t need StreamLabs
  • Shills Tactical soap again
  • Maybe women come up and talk to him because he’s a YouTube celebrity or maybe it’s the Tactical soap
  • Talks about recording women at bars without them knowing
  • Dr Squatch soap is inferior to Tactical soap
43:00:
  • He’s going live to own the trolls
  • Shills Tactical Soap
  • He’ll do vocal covers tomorrow, it’s too late tonight
  • Tactical Soap makes a cologne TMDWU
46:00:
  • Complains about women
  • Women complain about the way men smell
  • It would be illegal to make a product that makes women want to fuck you on the spot
49:00:
  • Reads a text
  • Shills Tactical Soap again
  • Dating is so easy for women
  • Shills Tactical soap

The noises Kobes makes when he walks about his apartment sound like his carpet is wet

Some new Spooky Tuning edits:
 
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This isn't a new video but came up recently in my recommendations.




This is probably the darkest Cobra vids, thanks in no small part to "Goat Lovin'" Scrapper Steve.
They sit on the dirty floor of Steve's room eating pizza while his pregnant girlfriend sits in a far-off corner looking incredibly distressed, almost like a hostage.
She can't eat spicy foods so naturally the gentlemen ordered jalapeño pizza.

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January Cyst said:
This isn't a new video but came up recently in my recommendations.




This is probably the darkest Cobra vids, thanks in no small part to "Goat Lovin'" Scrapper Steve.
They sit on the dirty floor of Steve's room eating pizza while his pregnant girlfriend sits in a far-off corner looking incredibly distressed, almost like a hostage.
She can't eat spicy foods so naturally the gentlemen ordered jalapeño pizza.

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Holy shit how have I never seen the pizza video before? This is...bleak, to say the least. The filthy carpet, the pajama pants, the filthy blankets, the no dishware so they are all drinking from a single bottle of soda. Goddam. How many people live like this in America?
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Holy shit how have I never seen the pizza video before? This is...bleak, to say the least. The filthy carpet, the pajama pants, the filthy blankets, the no dishware so they are all drinking from a single bottle of soda. Goddam. How many people live like this in America?
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Maybe it's just everyone in Casper that Kobes associates with
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Maybe it's just everyone in Casper that Kobes associates with
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Pretty much.
Casper is a pretty normal small town, it's just that we're seeing it through the lens of the one and only sexy Gothic Badboy.
Everyone who willingly socializes with a highly regarded boglin with the mind of a 13 year old paint-sniffer who lives in an apartment that's incredibly filthy and stinks to high heaven is no doubt not the crème de la creme of Casper society, just take a look at "Warlord" Campbell who's tall tales make even Josh roll his eyes or the late Homeby Scottie.
 
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Goddam our Dark Lord seems zooted in the last night video. If he isn't hitting the bottle what is he on? Too much weed?
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there have been a few posts on the subreddit about him being extra slow in a few videos recently. he used to smoke "spice" all the time, that fake weed crap they sold at gas stations for a while. i don't even know if you can still buy that anywhere or not, but i wouldn't be surprised if he found some other shitty bath salt high at a head shop or something, or one of his friends told him about it. or maybe spice is still around in casper. i really doubt josh would get into anything harder than that like real drugs though.
 
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silentfart20 said:
Il wait for summary if i get lucky. I dont have the patients for this retard today.
EDIT: the regard is rubbing off on me. i spelt patience wrong.
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You missed out, his vocal cover of Crazy in Love was amazing
JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Goddam our Dark Lord seems zooted in the last night video. If he isn't hitting the bottle what is he on? Too much weed?
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I think he's just in a food coma. He looked like he was going to puke after eating the monster burger.

Here’s Kobes’ latest streams:
Start:
  • Talking about not doing gender relations rants
  • Kobes’ supports LGBT etc. rights
  • He got hate for liking of age pussy
  • White people don’t experience racism and need to check their privilege
4:00:
  • He would bully people he didn’t like when he was younger now he just ignores people he doesn’t like
  • Complaining about people thinking he’s an asshole for his LeeAnn Michelle response video
6:00:
  • Making a fuck with the cobra and get bit t-shirt
  • New year new merch
  • Trying to find a royalty free cobra image he hasn’t already used on merch
10:00:
  • Owning the trolls by blocking their texts
  • Back to making his new t-shirt
21:43:
  • Shills new t-shirt
  • Says he photoshopped the image himself and didn’t steal the art.
  • Talking about the sunset
25:00:
  • He’s saving his trolls money by not having DTTS’s on
  • Shills his new t-shirt
28:20:
  • Shills beard oil
  • Stand up routine
30:50:
  • Vocal Cover - ZZ top sharp dressed man
  • He stops part way through the song to smoke his pipe and say he might do some Johnny Cash
  • Cuts the song early
34:49:
  • Vocal cover – Johnny Cash Hurt
  • He’s really working the camera for this one
  • Mic charging time
  • Checks his phone and says he’s getting more support messages than hates messages now.
39:50:
  • That’s the kind of thing that makes people say damn Cobra can sing
  • Someone bought one of his t-shirts
  • Shills his Teespring
42:50:
  • He sold a t-shirt after it only being up for a half hour. This is why the trolls are jealous of him.
  • Talking about how good he sings white Christmas
44:50:
  • Vocal cover - Nirvana silver
  • He uses his copper cup this time
  • He’s going to show that troll who said he couldn’t sing like Beyonce by doing crazy in love
48:58:
  • Vocal cover – Beyonce Crazy in Love
  • Stops mid-way to say oh but Kobes can’t sing like Beyonce. Yup spot on, he sounds exactly like her.
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Back to Crazy in love
  • Says this is the most challenging song so far
  • Gives up
55:40:
  • Checks his phone again
  • Not going to answer a no caller id because it’s obviously a troll
  • Owning the trolls by blocking their texts
57:40:
  • Going to do all of me John Legend because the chicks dig it
  • It’s very body positivity movement
  • Vocal cover – John Legend All of me
  • He has the mic for this one
  • Nailed it
1:04:25:
  • Vocal cover – Adele someone like you
  • He’s included hand actions. Really getting into it
1:10:00:
  • Reading chat
  • Talking about girls rejecting him in high school but now he’s a famous YouTube celebrity
  • Shills his merch
  • Reading chat
1:13:10:
  • Freestyle rap
  • Does his intro again
  • Reading chat
1:16:50:
  • A 24 hour stream would be insane
  • Chi ball
  • His friends don’t judge him for his goth look but people in town don’t like it
1:19:20:
  • Checks his phone
  • Talking about his trolls trying to tell him what to do
  • Shills his PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Shills his new tshirt
1:22:00:
  • Talking about dick sizes
  • Find a girl with a smaller vagina
  • Cock blocked by your own cock
  • Smells like salmon keep on jamming, smells like trout get the fuck out
1:26:00:
  • Shills his new t-shirt
  • Checks Discord
  • Someone commented for Kobes to stop singing George Legend because his wife just orgasmed
  • Does his intro again
1:31:28:
  • Says he might stream with Darfliny tomorrow
  • Ordered food for a food challenge
1:33:35:
  • Talking to people on VC on Discord
  • Food arrived
  • He got Hardee’s
1:39:00:
  • Yukbang
  • Adds fries to his burger
  • Adds chicken tendies to his burger
  • #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
1:43:18:
  • Drinks barbecue sauce
  • So much sauce
1:45:20:
  • The finished monstrosity
  • Eats burger like an apple
1:47:00:
  • Cross section action
  • Shout out to DeathBed Tapes scoring a merch deal
  • Eating his burger like an apple
  • #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
1:50:40:
  • He’s struggling
  • Literally bracing himself on the chair to finish his burger
1:54:20:
  • Burger defeated!
  • Too full to finish his soda
1:56:00:
  • Says he won’t order DoorDash for a couple of weeks at least
  • Saving his fries for later
  • Gives instructions on how to make that burger monstrosity
  • Shills his new t-shirt
It’s short so I’m just doing a summary instead of timestamps
  • Gives dating advice
  • Talking to the internet is easier than talking to people
  • Calling women a piece of ass is degrading
  • Loud poot
  • Calling women a piece of ass is degrading
  • Scenario of couples not having things in common and guys being insecure with their girlfriends hanging out with guy friends with similar interests
  • Women can say their man is their piece of ass
  • Fuck gender relations this is just telling it like it is. Still gender relations though.
  • Gives relationship advice
Here's his new merch design: https://teespring.com/buy-get-bit?pid=377&cid=100069
New Tard Regard Hub Edit:
New Seizure Robot ASMR:
New Spooky Tuning Edit:
 
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there have been a few posts on the subreddit about him being extra slow in a few videos recently. he used to smoke "spice" all the time, that fake weed crap they sold at gas stations for a while. i don't even know if you can still buy that anywhere or not, but i wouldn't be surprised if he found some other shitty bath salt high at a head shop or something, or one of his friends told him about it. or maybe spice is still around in casper. i really doubt josh would get into anything harder than that like real drugs though.
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I have asked myself why he doesn't get into some of the harder drugs, he tries to be a badass in so much of his life I wonder why he doesn't get into heroin or coke. He definitely smokes weed all the time too which probably doesn't make him any quicker.
 
JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
I have asked myself why he doesn't get into some of the harder drugs, he tries to be a badass in so much of his life I wonder why he doesn't get into heroin or coke. He definitely smokes weed all the time too which probably doesn't make him any quicker.
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cobra can barley open a beer can sometimes without any issues. if he shot up i feel like he would just immediately drop dead.
 
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I don't believe he is using any hard drugs. I think he's too scared of them honestly. When you see him that spaced out it's most likely food, booze, weed/spice related. I don't doubt he has done some harder stuff at some point, but the post I saw about him "nodding out" is silly and just comes off as bait.
 
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