Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

I suppose you could say there are many "SJW threads" in a sense, as Kiwifarms has threads keeping track of countless communities. Have you even seen much of the rest of the site, or only this thread since you came here?
I strolled into a couple of threads that were suggested at the bottom of this one, but I haven't really looked thoroughly.
I'm honestly surptised you stuck around so far. Usually people who are more in with the socialjustice-y movements, and members of communities that are often openly mocked here, see this place as a nazi hell hole. Some people almost seem to fear sites like this, the way they are portrayed. It's not even all "SJW vs anti-SJW", the Farms attract a far more diverse crowd, (and make fun of a far more diverse crowd) than it's reputation would have one believe....
yeah I mean I've heard some bad things about kiwifarms, and im not personally impressed with some of the stuff that I've seen, but I can't exactly tell everyone to stop and shut the fuck up. tbf this witchblr thread isn't too bad, and actually helped me look at things more critically
Well regardless of why you stuck around. To be honest I've quite enjoyed reading this thread and you'r interaction/contribution to it.
I mean I can fuck off if that's what you guys would prefer. I actually didn't plan on hanging around this long, I only meant to say my piece but people were asking me stuff and I enjoyed the conversation. but if you lot would prefer me to go away, i can do that.
I still think that trying to practice literal witchcraft in the modern day is complete fucking bullshit, but hey, you do you. The historical and cultural aspect however, ancient celtic druids, paganism, welsh culture an historical pre christian religion is definitely interesting to me.
that's fair, not everyone believes. I don't really believe in the Christian God but it's not a problem until it starts impacting others lives. witchcraft is kinda my way of connecting with my culture, and if its all wishful thinking and nonsense at the end of the day, its a way for me to cope and it makes me happy
 
not sure, mainly because most of us in wales lives in poverty. like one in 5 people in wales live in poverty? so it would be unethical for both the residents and the refugees/immigrants to take on more people when the government can barely look after us as it is. ideally, I'd love to say yes, and YesCymru has said we want to take immigrants, but it depends really.

nah that's not what we were saying. we were saying he has a nazi dogwhistle in his name, which was very sus. gem was saying that if we're white we don't really have authority on racism because we don't experience it in the same way. the way that ableds cannot have an authority on disabled people, or gentiles can't really know what antisemitism is like. I think the person who straight up said "you're a nazi" was in the wrong. I just pointed out that he had a dogwhistle in his name. calling someone a nazi is gonna provoke an angry response. I still think he was wrong tho.

im a bit lost though, what does that have to do with witchblr? im sure you guys have an SJW thread somewhere
We have progressed to the point where posting a cartoon frog means you're liddurally a nazee, these dog whistle's don't mean anything.
Also, why didn't you say that it was wrong to call someone a terrorist with basically no evidence like you are now? Everyone can experience racism, by the way, it's not limited to a specific group of people. For example, telling a white-asian biracial person that the reason they are worse at math than their fully asian step sibling is because they are part white is racism.
Witchblr drama can go in this thread, doesn't really have to be specifically about getting pregnant in the astral.
I strolled into a couple of threads that were suggested at the bottom of this one, but I haven't really looked thoroughly.

yeah I mean I've heard some bad things about kiwifarms, and im not personally impressed with some of the stuff that I've seen, but I can't exactly tell everyone to stop and shut the fuck up. tbf this witchblr thread isn't too bad, and actually helped me look at things more critically

I mean I can fuck off if that's what you guys would prefer. I actually didn't plan on hanging around this long, I only meant to say my piece but people were asking me stuff and I enjoyed the conversation. but if you lot would prefer me to go away, i can do that.

that's fair, not everyone believes. I don't really believe in the Christian God but it's not a problem until it starts impacting others lives. witchcraft is kinda my way of connecting with my culture, and if its all wishful thinking and nonsense at the end of the day, its a way for me to cope and it makes me happy
I like having you here, you really are very pleasant compared to most of the cows that wander into threads where they are featured. What specifically annoys you about the farms? Is it the usual "they cyberboole the poor trans autistic enby womxn!"? Most of the time we are just documenting things that are shown publicly, and people get mad that they're being held accountable.
 
that's how dogwhistles work. they make it so stupid that anyone calling people out for using them is seen as a speshul snowflake. Pepe the frog WAS taken over by nazis, its a well documented effect. nazis take over innocent symbols and words and twist it into hatred. they did it to the celtic cross, to nordic runes, to random numbers. dogwhistles aren't supposed to be obvious.
Also, why didn't you say that it was wrong to call someone a terrorist with basically no evidence like you are now? Everyone can experience racism, by the way, it's not limited to a specific group of people. For example, telling a white-asian biracial person that the reason they are worse at math than their fully asian step sibling is because they are part white is racism.
yes, that's playing off stereotypes about Asian people, not white people. I didnt bring up white people being oppressed in that because it wasn't relevant.
I like having you here, you really are very pleasant compared to most of the cows that wander into threads where they are featured. What specifically annoys you about the farms? Is it the usual "they cyberboole the poor trans autistic enby womxn!"? Most of the time we are just documenting things that are shown publicly, and people get mad that they're being held accountable.
I mean im not a fan of the slurs being tossed around, considering one has been used specifically against me for being autistic and disabled. im not mad at being held accountable. im not even mad. im just not a fan of certain things. plus kiwifarms was literally made to be a trolling site that led to the doxxing and eventual suicide of a woman, so it doesn't have the best reputation. but as I said, i can't exactly do anything about it.
 
that's how dogwhistles work. they make it so stupid that anyone calling people out for using them is seen as a speshul snowflake. Pepe the frog WAS taken over by nazis, its a well documented effect. nazis take over innocent symbols and words and twist it into hatred. they did it to the celtic cross, to nordic runes, to random numbers. dogwhistles aren't supposed to be obvious.

yes, that's playing off stereotypes about Asian people, not white people. I didnt bring up white people being oppressed in that because it wasn't relevant.

I mean im not a fan of the slurs being tossed around, considering one has been used specifically against me for being autistic and disabled. im not mad at being held accountable. im not even mad. im just not a fan of certain things. plus kiwifarms was literally made to be a trolling site that led to the doxxing and eventual suicide of a woman, so it doesn't have the best reputation. but as I said, i can't exactly do anything about it.
The vast majority of people posting pepe the frog aren't nazis, this whole thing is very overblown. I find that people on Tumblr are very quick to say someone is a fascist with very little evidence.
In the original screenshot you made fun of him for being mad that people are judging him because of his race so I don't get why this isn't relevant. Also yeah, people can be racist against yts:
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Individuals really only get doxed if they are dumb enough to reveal personal information, and the only person responsible for their own suicide is themselves, not some New Zealand agriculture forum.
 
im sure you guys have an SJW thread somewhere
Yes, and here's the art edition.

Now let's all get back on track.

I think Angie and the lurkers need an education in what the other side of the political spectrum has been doing in the magical sphere: Meme Magic (Aka. Retards attempt chaos magic just like the Thule Society and the actual-literal-Nazis in their LARP castle)

A definition:
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The vast majority of people posting pepe the frog aren't nazis, this whole thing is very overblown. I find that people on Tumblr are very quick to say someone is a fascist with very little evidence.
In the original screenshot you made fun of him for being mad that people are judging him because of his race so I don't get why this isn't relevant. Also yeah, people can be racist against yts:
Individuals really only get doxed if they are dumb enough to reveal personal information, and the only person responsible for their own suicide is themselves, not some New Zealand agriculture forum.
again, I did not say that you cannot be prejudiced towards white people. I just said it wasn't relevant to the discussion. and I didn't say kiwifarms was *responsible* for suicide, I simply said the forums have *led to* suicides. not everyone is as nice and welcoming and chill as you guys are, some threads on here im sure can be brutal. to pretend otherwise is silly

edit: sorry that seemed very crabby. im a miserable shit first thing in the morning. im not trying to have an argument, im just trying to get my point across. not very well, obviously
 
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that's how dogwhistles work. they make it so stupid that anyone calling people out for using them is seen as a speshul snowflake. Pepe the frog WAS taken over by nazis, its a well documented effect. nazis take over innocent symbols and words and twist it into hatred. they did it to the celtic cross, to nordic runes, to random numbers. dogwhistles aren't supposed to be obvious.
I think what we're getting at here (and mods feel free to move all this to some other thread) is that when tumblr says "nazi" and when certain subcultures (of which you are a part, Angie) use that same phrase, it's not actually referring to "nazis". It instead refers to the diluted version of what that term now means. It's a thought-stopping cliche at this point that reduces to "nazis bad" without a clarification of what "nazi" actually entails - because it no longer is what that word originally meant. It's almost synonymous with "bad person" or "demon" at this point.
edit: sorry that seemed very crabby. im a miserable shit first thing in the morning. im not trying to have an argument, im just trying to get my point across. not very well, obviously
A spell for being less crabby in the morning:
Drink 500ml of water when you first wake up before anything else.

That's it. That's the whole spell.
 
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This post contains Catholic sperging. If you are averse to words like ”Theotokos” and ”worldly” being chucked around please feel free to scroll on past.
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As the sort of person that they'd call a fascist, let me just say this:
You cannot be a Christian and call yourself a witch. One day the Theotokos will hand Christ the sword He'll use to cut out your blaspheming tongue.
Pretty sure they mean reactionary.
I'd rather be a reactionary than a Jacobin.
A Trad Catholic I know once said that most of the women into this shit never realize when they're committing a "magickal" act that's more powerful than all of this Tumblr nonsense combined: having an abortion. The Traddy maintains that abortions are human sacrifices that a "demonic" deity like Hekate would look very favorably on if it was specifically dedicated to them. I'm generally pro-choice, but I think my friend is onto something.
Given that Satanists have tried to say that abortion is a Satanic ritual, you're on to something.
"Nothing is sacred" is an overused phrase, but it's accurate. Fandoms command the same kind of reverence and worship now that was once reserved for religion, and once you add consumerism into it (as Wes pointed out), you get this madness.
When a society replaces God with worldly things you get this mess, doubly so if those worldly things are linked to mammon.
I mean im not a fan of the slurs being tossed around, considering one has been used specifically against me for being autistic and disabled.
KF is a free speech site, and that includes edgy humour. If you don't like people being edgy there's a button at the top of your screen that says ”Log out” on it.
 
How is this different from viking-wannabe men who're cringy whereas this is cool and feminism?

Because it's female-led while Germanic heathenry and most actual forms of polytheism in general honor masculinity and manhood.

The Woke Left fetishizes anything they see as feminine regardless of context in a very cargo cult sort of way and demonizes anything they view as masculine with the same amount of fervor and cargo cult stupidity.

These people are autistic and insane Tumblrinas and Woke Leftists for the most part.

Tumblr backs this Wicca bullshit solely because it's centered on the idea of the sacred feminine and because in the United States, it was tied heavily to hippies and the New Left in the 60's and 70's and was later overlapping with the goths and RenFair subcultures in the 80's and 90's.

Plus the Woke Left hates Christianity and the rise of atheism has led to people trying to seek other forms of religion and spirituality. The fact that Christianity condemns witchcraft and the Protestant fundie neocons of the 80's, 90's and early 2000's constantly sperged about the evils of witchcraft and the occult, which gives it an extra allure to it as well.

TLDR - Because it's sufficiently edgy while also sufficiently girly
 
How do neopagans justify their religion as being true?I always found it hard to get that part.For centuries being a pagan ie adhering to pre-christian faiths was often a death sentence in Europe.So my question is where was Thor when the pagans were getting slaughtered during the various nordic crusades?And why is he suddenly now again a possibility of faith?Its almost like once christianity stopped persecuting unusual beliefs they could form.Which doesn't exactly sound like a very powerful pagan God to me.If said pagan God can only cultivate followers once christians stop caring.So how would a pagan answer this question 'if your gods are powerful why were they strangely quiet for so many centuries and only now can they speak up through you?'.
 
most actual forms of polytheism in general honor masculinity and manhood
Even that though, right? The dichotomy itself isn't part of the natural order.
Germanic paganism didn't place women beneath men, but it didn't place them above them either. There was honor and respect for both groups but for different things.
It makes sense too, when you think about it. Look at the surrounding environments of these belief systems.
The desert dogmas like having women be below men because they were born in the middle east and grown in a culture of nomads and shepherds. It makes sense for them as much as a ban on eating pork does.
Germanic tradition had roles for men and women that reflected the needs of the area and the weather/seasons. It makes sense to give women a "holy" duty to the home and community (with an emphasis on self-determination) because they're going to be left alone more often when the men are off raiding and hunting.
If we look at the "Woke Left" we can flip it and ask ourselves: What are the values they promote and what are the systems they're working around?
I myself would argue that even this elevation of feminity you guys are talking about is a negative part of their dogma.
As a practical example, "women's empowerment" used to mean "The acquisition of power for women" but now "empowerment" has been changed to me "makes you feel good" so things that are actually damaging are marketed as a "good" or virtuous thing within this system.
How do neopagans justify their religion as being true?I always found it hard to get that part.For centuries being a pagan ie adhering to pre-christian faiths was often a death sentence in Europe.So my question is where was Thor when the pagans were getting slaughtered during the various nordic crusades?And why is he suddenly now again a possibility of faith?Its almost like once christianity stopped persecuting unusual beliefs they could form.Which doesn't exactly sound like a very powerful pagan God to me.If said pagan God can only cultivate followers once christians stop caring.So how would a pagan answer this question 'if your gods are powerful why were they strangely quiet for so many centuries and only now can they speak up through you?'.
There's a model of faith seen in some very VERY old pagan systems where the gods gain their power from their followers. Rather than being naturally all-powerful, sacrifice and the worship of humans is what gives them strength. You see this in some modern fringe religions as well.
Maybe that's their workaround, even though it's completely inconsistent with the actual gods they claim to worship.
 
complementarianism
Not completely.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but to my understanding, complementarianism is the idea that men and women are "meant" to work together.
My readings on pre-Christian Europe, however, are not consistent with this idea. Theirs was more of an "adding on" in that a man with a good wife was made stronger for it, and a wife with a good husband was elevated above the position of an unmarried woman.
As a practical example of this, an unmarried woman in what is now Denmark before ~1000CE would gain ownership of land and property as the result of marriage, but before that she belonged (quite literally) to her father's household. Her husband in turn would gain a partner who would manage the home for him and protect and educate their children while he was away. Without a wife, the man would not only have no children, but he would be reliant upon the others in his community to feed and house him.
 
Even that though, right? The dichotomy itself isn't part of the natural order.
Germanic paganism didn't place women beneath men, but it didn't place them above them either. There was honor and respect for both groups but for different things.
It makes sense too, when you think about it. Look at the surrounding environments of these belief systems.
The desert dogmas like having women be below men because they were born in the middle east and grown in a culture of nomads and shepherds. It makes sense for them as much as a ban on eating pork does.
Germanic tradition had roles for men and women that reflected the needs of the area and the weather/seasons. It makes sense to give women a "holy" duty to the home and community (with an emphasis on self-determination) because they're going to be left alone more often when the men are off raiding and hunting.
If we look at the "Woke Left" we can flip it and ask ourselves: What are the values they promote and what are the systems they're working around?
I myself would argue that even this elevation of feminity you guys are talking about is a negative part of their dogma.
As a practical example, "women's empowerment" used to mean "The acquisition of power for women" but now "empowerment" has been changed to me "makes you feel good" so things that are actually damaging are marketed as a "good" or virtuous thing within this system.

There's a model of faith seen in some very VERY old pagan systems where the gods gain their power from their followers. Rather than being naturally all-powerful, sacrifice and the worship of humans is what gives them strength. You see this in some modern fringe religions as well.
Maybe that's their workaround, even though it's completely inconsistent with the actual gods they claim to worship.
In other words the Candyman solution. Anyone thats seen the movie knows what that means.Still doesn't explain why powerful pagan gods would lose their power and why they would sit on their ass doing nothing once the christianisation of Europe got into full swing. You'd think if they were powerful they would have intervened directly to protect that power once their followers started to dwindle. At least that's what I would do. Instead of apparently doing nothing for centuries only to return gradually once christianity mellowed. Again not exactly powerful gods.
 
In other words the Candyman solution. Anyone thats seen the movie knows what that means.Still doesn't explain why powerful pagan gods would lose their power and why they would sit on their ass doing nothing once the christianisation of Europe got into full swing. You'd think if they were powerful they would have intervened directly to protect that power once their followers started to dwindle. At least that's what I would do. Instead of apparently doing nothing for centuries only to return gradually once christianity mellowed. Again not exactly powerful gods.
I get where you're coming from, but you're still looking at this through a Abrahamic lens. These gods work completely differently than the all-powerful gods of the desert.
Way less "Prince of Egypt" and more "Conan the Barbarian"
The Abrahamic god is an all-powerful, omnipotent being who looks after you. A shepherd to a shepherd-people. The pagan gods, in contrast, were just hyperreal versions of people-people, and that's why these tumblr pagans are not just pathetic, they don't even have enough respect for the traditions they claim to worship to learn otherwise. They just swapped in their Christian god for a Greek or Norse one and called it a day.
Odin is not your father. He's not the "All Father" to all people and a touchy-feely woke daddy. He does not care about you. He will not protect you, he does not love you. He and the others have their own "lives", and you are meant to follow their example and learn from them, not rely on them.
When you look at it this way, it makes more sense. The pagans of Europe lost to the invaders because the invaders had greater military strength, it was up to the pagans to drive them off, and they failed. That's on them.
Modern "woke" discourse divides the world into the colonizing invaders and the innocent victims, so children who grew up in this discourse are going to see the Christianization of Europe through the same lens. If you were to travel back 1500 years and talk to a European from that time, however, and tell them what has happened, they wouldn't see themselves as victims, but as the losers of a war.
They would say something like "Oh, we lost the battle" or "I guess we should have allied with the other tribes. We were overwhelmed." They wouldn't cry that their gods had abandoned them, if anything, they'd be embarassed that they let their gods down by losing.
 
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@angiethewitch you should do a photoshoot with you in platform boots and a tiara covered in fake blood!
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No mom, beating my meat to underaged anime girls isn't "depraved" or "unacceptable behavior for my son", it's honoring freyja!

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With just a little tweaking this could be an excellent kkk mug.

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So you're saying only women have uteruses? TERF TERF TERF REEEEEEE!!!!!

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Couldn't you just do this with any blank check?

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Or maybe it's just scratched?

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How are these people getting cursed all the time?
 
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@angiethewitch you should do a photoshoot with you in platform boots and a tiara covered in fake blood!
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No mom, beating my meat to underaged anime girls isn't "depraved" or "unacceptable behavior for my son", it's honoring freyja!

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With just a little tweaking this could be an excellent kkk mug.

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So you're saying only women have uteruses? TERF TERF TERF REEEEEEE!!!!!

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Couldn't you just do this with any blank check?

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Or maybe it's just scratched?

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How are these people getting cursed all the time?
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