Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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His brain can’t grasp any of this, how do you steal a car to trade for land? Planting gardens would be nice but people trading deer meat for machine parts sounds like some post-apocalypse zombie survival horror game.

Edit: He doesn’t understand how coins came into use back in the day as a representation of value to replace the barter system so you don’t have to carry twenty deer carcasses around in a wheelbarrow to buy an axe.

In other words this is lucas's insane ideal world in a nutshell:


King of the hill predicted lucas's mentality years ago....especially seeing the fishing rods and immediately thinking 'I can trade these for a burrito' they couldn't have gotten lucas's way of thinking more accurately if they tried
 
His attempts at being a chef are somehow even more pathetic than his attempts to be a commedian and scientist
Or his attempts to be a board game designer, for that matter. He’s not clever enough to be a comedian and too retarded to be a scientist, but his cooking is actually dangerous.
 
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The Wern’s Manifesto
 
And somehow his imaginary hyper-nomadic medieval monkey society will still require a gimpy fat hobo to make shitty boardgames, thus protecting him from the purge of the worthless and weak (and pedophilic)?
This is just too stupid, likely literally, I can't imagine he actually believes this.
This is just like when he started screaming NIGGA thinking women would date him just so he'd stop, but applied to social unrest.
Lucas is such a fussy toddler.
 
People like Lucas give anything, a bad name, needless to say his idea of an "analchest" society is more proof to the statement, it's only bad people are why we can't have that. If there's no laws, most of us wouldn't be rapists because well rape is fucked up. Lucas doesn't rape kids because of the laws, that's IT. Now, if you or I could and if we wanted to we still wouldn't because there would be no laws to keep us safe from the parent. Lucas doesn't think this far and thinks no cops = cum in kids and just steal what he wants. People would still want/need to protect their family, goods and homes. With out police, we the victims would be up to choosing the punishment, now people like Lucas would feel looking at him wrong way warrants death but would demand to sleep on your lawn after his coca cola binge.

This "we" is such a clear see through, much like now the IRS thugs make sure he's paid. Lucas is not above stealing when he won't be in danger, like he doesn't shop lift but sure is willing to hit more than one shelter up for food steal food from needy college kids under false pretense, all from a man who also has food stamps. Many of us can't get them for reasons and if one was un/under employed you might legit go hungry. It's a very sad state we are dealing with in Rona. Lucas on the other hand is morbidly obese, has beetus, and still being fed at his shelter, given tard bux AND food stamps he still double dips, begs and steals for more FOOD.

I'm glad someone mentioned how barter system will create coinage/monies because barter isn't as efficient as an agreed upon good. Fun fact since fat faggot Werner reads here, in a analchest society, no one can force me to exchange with you. I don't like pedos so you won't get service from me. Also we'd have much more freedom in payments, IE I only take gold, or shot gun shells. So your handful of US dollars is valueless to me.

Lucas has such a violence fetish (and I use fetish for a reason can you picture the damage his fist would do to a child let alone any human rectum? He has to know this would cause life long damage) it's not shock he loves the idea of him backed by enough people you can't hurt him dishing out "justice". If he wasn't so stupid and caught up with his Left pandering, I'm shocked he doesn't have a cop fetish like ADF. His clock punk world was almost as dumb as atsrilandia or what ever that ghetto version of North Korea is called.

Many people whom are educated, civil and good want an anarchist society, it do it for reasons of seeing themselves and others enriched in freedoms, wealth and quality of life. Lucas on the other hand, is so spaced out and stupid he thinks it'll be like Mad Max but he's the war lord and hero at the same time, because he doesn't care about things like freedom, taxation and war, all he wants to do is molest children. Many people joke about the an cap/cons as child molesters because there's really no way to prevent child sex slavery if a child has the right to exchange sex for goods. Lucas is literally that meme summed up in a fat faggot shell of filth.
 
It was the students at SCC not wearing masks now it's the guys at the bars. It would all be okay if the guys didn't "cockblock" the Freak and just gave him a Gen Z girl.

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Lucas 100% personifies what it means to be an incel. He fits the stereotype so perfectly I would be pretty skeptical he wasn't a troll had he not been broadcasting it on the internet for going on a decade.
The latest instalment of cooking with Lucas:

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Oh fuck.

Lucas has the mind of a child. His mother can pass the buck all she wants but the person in this video was not taught even the most basic life skills needed to function as an adult.
 
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In such a society, fat fuck Lucas wouldn't be president. He would be just like he is now, a low status male. Only now he has no tugboat and no government helping him. He would be dead within weeks. The police who he keeps threatening to call would not help him. He would be done for.

He is so exceptional. Dumb ass cow. I am guessing he is done with the community college for now. He hasn't mentioned it for like two weeks. I bet he will not give anyone a clear answer on Instagram if they ask him about it.
 
I enjoy Lucas's utopian fantasies. Of course, however people organize themselves and distribute power and puss puss, they are unlikely to confer much status on the Lucas's of the world. Physically weak, floridly ill, unskilled, mentally incompetent, obnoxious, dirty old men.

I suspect that many folks, if given the chance, would remove the Lucas's of the world from their society. In Lucas's very well thought out "direct democracy," one of the first orders of business would be to ritualistically castrate and exile him.
 
People like Lucas give anything, a bad name, needless to say his idea of an "analchest" society is more proof to the statement, it's only bad people are why we can't have that. If there's no laws, most of us wouldn't be rapists because well rape is fucked up. Lucas doesn't rape kids because of the laws, that's IT. Now, if you or I could and if we wanted to we still wouldn't because there would be no laws to keep us safe from the parent. Lucas doesn't think this far and thinks no cops = cum in kids and just steal what he wants. People would still want/need to protect their family, goods and homes. With out police, we the victims would be up to choosing the punishment, now people like Lucas would feel looking at him wrong way warrants death but would demand to sleep on your lawn after his coca cola binge.
It's not just the parent that Lucas would need safety from. In many families, the whole extended family would beat you into the ground. Touch one of my young family members and my uncles, cousins, and brothers would be coming out with baseball bats.

It's so disturbing to me that if there were no barriers in his way, Lucas would 100% go for a child. I hope he drops dead before that ever happens.
Lucas has the mind of a child. His mother can pass the buck all she wants but the person in this video was not taught even the most basic life skills needed to function as an adult.
Seriously. Lucas can't cook worth a damn, doesn't understand basic hygiene, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't go to the landromat. His mother likely did everything for him well into his adulthood. She did him no favors by babying him like that.
 
Seriously. Lucas can't cook worth a damn, doesn't understand basic hygiene, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't go to the landromat. His mother likely did everything for him well into his adulthood. She did him no favors by babying him like that.
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He thinks the opposite. He believes he is an amazing cook. Way better than the flat bill Gen Z men who would feed the kweens only ramen noodles. Lucas would serve his patented hotdog stuffed calzones fresh and hot out of the toaster oven. He is sooo much more mature and responsible than those flatbill Gen Z men.

No need to wash the clothes. Oh, no. In closing.....Lucas believes he is plenty good and is ready to be a husband and dad.
 

....and 2 weeks later the country implodes worse than the soviet union and china invades

and of course, it always comes down to food with him. 'Give me free food or i'll burn your restaurant down! Get rid of all cops cause they're the ones who stop me from doing questionable things! Nobody to arrest me for being a pedo if there are no cops! Give me lots of free drugs, booze, food and women!'

Lucas wouldn't last a week, he'd be lynched for being a known psycho creep and for destroying the country. and it really shows how violent he really is, or at least how violent he wants to be. This is the shit and mentality thats going on in his head all the time. He wants to be given free shit, stuffed like a turkey and be able to do whatever he wants or he wants to punish people violently for not giving him whatever he wants. The only reason he hasn't done so is because he knows there are consequences for acting that way irl. Its just as has been pointed out many times - lucas will do whatever he thinks he can get away with. That includes things like violence and rape if he thinks there is a good chance he won't get caught

Maxxicus Callahan said:
And since everything is legal I will mount a Gatling gun to the roof of my store

We can safely add 'how a business works' to the list of things lucas has no understanding whatsoever of. How exactly does he expect someone to open a business if everything is then stolen from said business? What a fucking idiot
 
Seriously. Lucas can't cook worth a damn, doesn't understand basic hygiene, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't go to the landromat. His mother likely did everything for him well into his adulthood. She did him no favors by babying him like that.
He thinks the opposite. He believes he is an amazing cook. Way better than the flat bill Gen Z men who would feed the kweens only ramen noodles. Lucas would serve his patented hotdog stuffed calzones fresh and hot out of the toaster oven. He is sooo much more mature and responsible than those flatbill Gen Z men.

No need to wash the clothes. Oh, no. In closing.....Lucas believes he is plenty good and is ready to be a husband and dad.

He definitely does. That's why he does it. He thinks if it's appetizing to him it HAS to be appetizing to everyone including Gen Z. Lucas doesn't realize that his tastes are really fucking gross. To him, more is always better when it comes to fat, grease, cheese, spices, and ingredients. There's never a point when he says "OK, that's too much". And that's obviously wrong and completely retarded.

I follow a dude named Matt Broussard on IG/Youtube because he has good recipes. I always laugh imagining Lucas thinking he's doing the same thing. Lucas is always saying shit about how he's a "good looking guy" and says stuff like "I mean...I know how to cook, that's obvious". Half of Broussard's schtick is being a good looking guy that also knows how to cook really well. I think Lucas sees himself like that and I can't properly explain how funny that is to me.
 
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His brain can’t grasp any of this, how do you steal a car to trade for land? Planting gardens would be nice but people trading deer meat for machine parts sounds like some post-apocalypse zombie survival horror game.
His brain also doesn't grasp the only reason people like him are allowed to be alive is it's illegal to kill them and guys with guns will haul you off if you kill even a worthless piece of shit like him.
Jesus christ. What did that poor steak do to deserve that horrifying treatment?!
If that's a chuck steak it probably is like shoe leather cooked like that.
 
His brain also doesn't grasp the only reason people like him are allowed to be alive is it's illegal to kill them and guys with guns will haul you off if you kill even a worthless piece of shit like him.

If that's a chuck steak it probably is like shoe leather cooked like that.
Round steak is cheap and bad. I had to eat it growing up often and it was tough as hell. A terrible cut of meat. I hated that shit. If there is a good way to cook it, I have not got to experience it. You would be better off eating a burger patty. Typical Lucas meal and I am sure it is barely edible, but fatty will make due, just douse it in srricha mayo.

He hasn't been eating at Clinkerniggers lately. Maybe with the upcoming tugboat check he will be doing that?
 
Hahahaha I love how heavily (pun intended) focused on "free food" it is. And arson. It's such an amazing mashup of a hippie music festival and the Purge. Of course in his fantasy anarchy wonderland Lucas is never on the receiving end of violence. He will take whatever he wants, burn whatever he wants, tote his "business purposes" gun, and the worst anybody will do to him is burn his truck, and he can just steal a new truck. Nobody would dare put a gun in his face and steal his truck full of food and Gen Z babes, because... uh...

This is so obvious as to almost not be worth stating, except to point out how brick stupid Lucas is for not realizing it, but: in violent free-for-all anarchy (which is neither a stable form of society nor what anarcho-communism is supposed to be in theory) a hobo with no friends, no resources, no gun and nothing to trade for a gun, no skills, and a repellent sex-pest personality would be absolutely turbo-fucked.
 
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