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you out of your damn mind? phil can't walk home. he might see a black person on the way and shit himself.
Pretty sure he'd end up going the wrong way and then bitch about bugged direction mechanics or how all the street signs are printed blurry cause he can't fucking see without the glasses that he refuses to wear.

That's still something about Dave I never get, how does he go through life not wearing glasses when he clearly needs em? Now I know starting to wear glasses isn't fun, when I first got prescribed em in second grade I didn't wanna wear em either and would try to sit in the front row of classes so I could actually see the fucking board. But the thing is I got over it in a month, apparently Dave can't get past being called a four eyes even after nearly twenty years.
 
it's illegal here in the UK it destroys the cat's toes

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fucking savage

Could you or @actually please please please fucking spoiler that shit? I really did not need that sneaking up on me like that. Fuck. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

(^^^Edited to publicly apologize to @gobsmackedmortician, I wasn't mad at or trying to flame you here & I only ever want to come off like a total cunt to someone if being a total cunt is my actual intent.:heart-full:)

And I would fucking chew through every live wire I could find, too, if I was trapped somewhere my only source of survival was some faggot that goat-warbled that saccharin addled noise at me when he wasn't screaming at me for doing things like.. being a cat.. with a fucking pulse. Every fucking wire, ever. Especially once I realized that ManBearPig is going to spray me with water while I'm chewing.

I'd be the cat version of Stan's grampa.

Today really is one of those fuckin mushroom clouds for me, listening to this dullminded drooling fucking reptile talk to that poor animal. Holy shit. "OMG U GIZE HE'S LIKE SEEEEWW FREAKING OUT LAWLAWLAWL IT'S DAH SUHNLITE!1! LAWLAWLAWL SQUEE TEEE HEE HEE!! THE SUUNLITE!! HURR DURR HE'S SO FASCINATED IT'S A HOLE NEWWW WUURLD HE'S NEVER EVER BEEN IN THIS REWWM IN THE DAE TYYME U GIZE (??? can you fucking breathe w/o lying???) HE'S LYKE FREEKING OUT I KNOW BUDDY, I KNOW, IT'S SO DIFFRINT RITE?! CHANGES!! LAWLAWLAWL."

These sweeping fucking theatrics, fucking no one talks like that to anyone unless they hate them, or they're trying to imitate giving a fuck. He is a fucking crazy person who shouldn't even be allowed to have an ant farm.

I am the Hug All the Cats chick & I'm not fucking sorry. The nicest thing I can say about those two Tweedles is that at least that house isn't a fucking animal testing lab.

Seriously. Piss on this guy.
 
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Finally Phil is playing a game with some diffuclty to it and where his chat can't handhold him and he is fuming.
As usual when DSP is presented with challenge in a game, instead of adapting and overcoming he's reduced to a bumbling retard.

Oh and this is his 2nd full stream of Ghosts and Goblins and he's still in the first stage.
 

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Finally Phil is playing a game with some diffuclty to it and where his chat can't handhold him and he is fuming.
As usual when DSP is presented with challenge in a game, instead of adapting and overcoming he's reduced to a bumbling retard.

Oh and this is his 2nd full stream of Ghosts and Goblins and he's still in the first stage.
You're a toxic elitist asshole if you expect him to always 100% know where to go and what to do therefore beating a game quickly. Go watch a speedrunner, he's playing the game for the first time, nudnik.
But also anyone who says a game doesn't have a lot of content is clearly wrong because Phil has invested hundreds of hours into it. And fuck the dibshits who say a game will take a shorter time to complete than it actually will causing his schedule to get fucked up. Sound good?
 
There is something deeply disturbed going on here. More than usual, I mean.

So Phil plays this game on a difficult level he can't handle because it is the default option.
Phil has claimed for years that he does this because it is 'the intended way to play the game'. This has been integral to his defense for why he refuses to try other difficulties at the behest of his fans (usually so he can have it easier and imply that it's not because that's how he personally wants it), and has actually led to him criticizing games like KH3, where he said the game was too easy on the default setting.
So now he is smashing his head against this brick wall for... what?
Is he retardedly digging in because he has to play it on the default setting in order to use this rule as a shield for past and present, so it is worth one playthrough of suffering in order to validate all that? Is this to show that he always totally would have played a hard game if they just made it hard by default? Is he doing this so he always has this to point to as justification for his rule 'I played G&G on the difficulty, so yes, I will play this game on Baby Mode because it was the default and I do that no matter what'?

He expressly said today that he doesn't understand how anyone can find this kind of difficulty fun, so it's not like he is enjoying the challenge. That means he's either being driven by spite for anyone who questioned his adherence to this rule, or with some plan to use this to justify an easy ride in the future but he's willing to subject his audience to garbage streams while still asking for $100 in order to fulfill his own hidden warped goals. A normal streamer would have laughed it off, pointed out that they weren't good enough for this to be entertaining, and lowered the difficulty. There is no justifiable reason for what he is doing that isn't pathetic and weird.
 
Clearly, it's a combination of Phil blowing smoke up everyone's ass (and 95% of us calling bullshit), and Phil's absolutely stubborn stupidity that's preventing him from getting far with GnGR. And yeah, his narcissism is clearly at work, as well. One wonders if Phil cried this hard while playing the original Ninja Gaiden (if he had the gonads to even try it).
 
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