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[Trigger Me Timbers]

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"Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry."

Oh ok so troons giving you assppats on social media are enough to protect you from the totes real death threats? Sure.

So, what are the realistic options of what is happening right now?

-They got a troll threat because of their internet antics and are taking it serious because they are incredibly paranoid
-They got a troll threat and know it is bullshit but play it up to get more sympathybux
-They made the whole thing up because of shekels
-They actually got a serious threat or hostile trespassers

The last one would be the funniest for me, because it means that they managed to annoy the locals so much that they want to intimidate them into leaving.
How would they manage to piss them off so much? Probably by constantly shittalking and threatening them over social media.
This would be incredibly impressive. They have only been there for some months.
Other theories?

*looks at @SIGSEGV *

In all seriousness, I think they got an IRL FB troll who is not apart of the farms and does what all normies do and made totally not cool death threats. The fact that Penny nor anyone can finger any IRL RW militias makes me think this is just a dumb angry kid.

Ironically the only real militia I could point at in Custer County is the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

• They are politically active (caved in some pro-life women's skull at a rally downtown)
• they have amassed an arsenal of high powered weapons
• they practice with them everyday
• they go on armed patrols of their land
• hold beliefs that they are a master race and superior to everyone else
• wont let outsiders on their land
• use violence to intimidate people

 

[Box Tie]

Apropos of nothing, a nice clear aerial shot of the troonch, from May 2020.

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Oh dear, they're wide open! They should start a gofundme so they can rent an excavator and throw up some dirt berms to protect their living quarters and livestock from incoming fire. That won't save cooming Kevin up in the loft of course, but if Penny hasn't persuaded Kevin to set up a will that benefits the ranch yet that's on him.

Its all moot of course, but they should really build some kind of strong point to protect the flabby tenants in a rw militia emergency, especially since they're planning on bringing more of them to the trans haven. Those buildings won't stop anything!

The sole protector sheepdog trend cant die soon enough, i thought it was dying out with the serious militia / compound types realizing they need to band together with others and form a community where there's a group of people who can handle themselves and take care of the community at any time, rather than depending on a single flabby boomer with a pile of AR-15s who goes on a smoke break / patrol every 4 hours.

But what do I know? Keep patrolling bonny, never stop, they're just waiting for you to let up.

 

[stupid frog]

Deadnaming them was the last mistake you'll ever make Kiwis!

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Someone should link them up with Tacticool GF, I'm sure she'd love to help them out with their training.

I'm afraid they'd murder the poor twink just for passing better than them.

 

[Club Sandwich]

I hope that's not a Benelli M4 up there

a bit late, but it appears to be from top to bottom, left to right: Ruger Precision Rifle with I think a Simmons ProTarget (?) scope, Springfield Armory SAINT rifle with a Vortex SPARC optic (maybe?) , Hatsan Escort shotgun of some model (somewhat of an 870 clone with some inspiration from Beretta/Benelli, made in Turkey), a Remington 870 sort of... might be a clone (IAC, H&R, et c), hard to tell from the photo, and the bottom is a Rossi (or Taurus, depending on date of manufacture) model 72 rifle (a cheap but genuinely nice small game rifle for jack rabbits).

the RPR is arguably the most expensive (MSRP $2.5k) barring anything special (or something i got wrong from the two pics shown). i think there are also a few handguns not pictured as well. total on the wall is maybe $3.5-4.5k assuming perfect condition (half this in average used condition), but most guns displayed on walls are cleaned monthly due to condensation inducing rust quite easily in open atmosphere. various metal treatments can increase the maintenance interval significantly, but it's why display guns are in cabinets - both for security, but also humidity control.

 

[Neko GF]

Penny is still freaking out.
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Imagine taking "death threats" seriously. Anyone with a brain knows that they usually amount to nothing.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

you're just that much of a dumbass.

What do you expect from troons?

Imagine thinking this website is functional enough to work on the connections available in Nodick, Colorado

Imagine thinking that a bunch of shitposters has any power in real life.

These people watch hentai and think it's real.

Josie with the deets. So did the letter threaten the reporters or the ranch? View attachment 1970610

Knowing him, absolutely fuck all happened.

 

[Enoby Way]

Josie with the deets. So did the letter threaten the reporters or the ranch? View attachment 1970610

Josie lives on the ranch. "Them" means the reporters were threatened. There is no ambiguity in this sentence.

How are multiple people in this thread confused by this.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Penny is still freaking out.
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Imagine staying up "patrolling" two nights in a row because TrannyslayerDarkSephiroth69 threatened them on Twitter

 

[Lubby Smith]

Mxstress Phil says the police are not an option.

"Powder has been identified as an irritant quantities."

Why wouldn't the police be an option?
Why wouldn't the news network run a story about the threat it received?
Who informed the trancheros?

The story doesn't add up.

If the network got a threat and it mentioned the tranch, then the police would've been the ones to tell them. The only way the network would've told them is if it were for a story, and there is no story.

If the story is bullshit, then it's either a grifting larp or a delusion.

My guess: Going days without sleep because of the threat of hidden enemies sounds like an amphetamine-fueled schizo episode. Phil's nervous breakdown saga.

 

[axfaxf]

Imagine staying up "patrolling" two nights in a row because TrannyslayerDarkSephiroth69 threatened them on Twitter

I hope this freak see himself as the vanguard of La Resistance against The Troonicide Great Troonocaust.

I really don´t want anyone to get hurt, but considering the Tranch residents, that ship has sailed a loooong time ago.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why wouldn't the police be an option?

Muh marginalised communities.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Mxstress Phil says the police are not an option.
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"Powder has been identified as an irritant quantities."
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Why wouldn't the police be an option?
Why wouldn't the news network run a story about the threat it received?
Who informed the trancheros?

The story doesn't add up.

If the network got a threat and it mentioned the tranch, then the police would've been the ones to tell them. The only way the network would've told them is if it were for a story, and there is no story.

If the story is bullshit, then it's either a grifting larp or a delusion.

My guess: Going days without sleep because of the threat of hidden enemies sounds like an amphetamine-fueled schizo episode. Phil's nervous breakdown saga.

So when the police came by to check on the animals and they were friendly that was all okay and BTFO the white supremacists, but now the tranchers can't even talk to the police while they are AfRaiD oF ThEiR LivEs? Lie better, guys.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Why wouldn't the police be an option?

It's stupid but these types honestly believe cops kill thousands of innocent yearly, and that they're in far more danger asking law enforcement to help them. There's a lot of social media trannies that believe you should never call the police because they end up victimizing/killing the trans person who called them in the first place. Also let us not forget the ACAB mindset.

But also for not insane people, in rural areas you just can't rely on police to get to you in time. They generally have tiny stations and very limited personnel/funds, plus everything is spread out. It's faster to just be prepared to defend yourself.

 

[Easy Peasy]

On a serious note I hope the threats are false because gay ops on a bunch of losers is gay ops. dont waste your time.

That being said, this shit is hilarious because kevin is like the string quartet that continued to play while the titanic sank. His significant other is losing his mind via intense paranoia and kevin is simping vore fetish shit on Twitter.

Viva la trancherinos!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Viva la trancherinos!

*los

 

[mooey]

If the News Agency got the threat then they must have reported it to the police? I'm assuming the News crew aren't terrified of the local police and would've called it in. And if someone did make an attempt on a reporter's life with some form of chemical attack, it'll hit the news soon enough because that is a story in itself.

Point being, if this is real we'll have evidence shortly or would've had it by now.

 

[Box Tie]

It wouldn't surprise me if one or more of the unitroons were of the ACAB persuasion, preventing Penny / Bonnie, assuming it isn't them, from calling the police. Maybe their paranoia goes as far as to rightfully, though likely wrongly assume that the police are in league with the perps. White cops are nazis on the best of days, rural white cops though?

The idea that the police may not be able to help them due to their remote location is false. It is true that if someone(s) were to assault the ranch, calling the police would be of little use, but consider:

One: In a small community as theirs, the police could keep an eye out for shady strangers hanging around town.

Two: If Bonnies fantasy comes true and a rw militia comes onto their property to do them harm, but he manages to put them all in the ground with his MLG .50 BMG from the Alpaca shed hide, legally it would help them a lot if they filed a report regarding the death threats first.

In the end, any death threat you do not report to the police is not one you take seriously, assuming you aren't insane or involved in some shady dealings you'd rather not reveal to the police.

 

[mooey]

In the end, any death threat you do not report to the police is not one you take seriously, assuming you aren't insane or involved in some shady dealings you'd rather not reveal to the police.

I'm almost surprised the police haven't contacted them first. I'd hope if a news channel got a credible threat because of a story they wrote about you, you'd be party to being informed of said threat. Not sure how competent police are in general as like a normal person I've had 0 encounters with them myself. BUT you would hope. The way they're talking about it makes you assume that the News Channel told them and so far no police involvement mentioned from either side? Someone is apparently checking the powder package over but it wasn't even phrased as police then either. Just seems fucking weird, but might be overthinking it too.

 

[Enoby Way]

Kevin's been doing his part: turning the drama into a grift operation with mandatory bdsm reference.



Long snip because the "I hate guns but secretly love them because I was raised with them" reply at the bottom is