Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[StrawberryDouche]

I would love to know more about Amy's miscarriage tard meltdown. Inquiring minds want to know what she shouldn't have done but did anyway.

tl;dr Amy is a contemptible creature destitute of character who made a bed she's too fat and lazy to lie in.

She's told the story before and is deliberately vague about her "suicide attempt' because it didn't happen.

She'd just had another baby she didn't want nor love and being deprived of attention, she had a massive tantrum in front of her Egyptian mother in law and took to her room where she flung herself onto the floor. There is no second chapter where she is rushed to the hospital and is revived from whichever method she chose to escape her tortured existence, because it never happened. All we know is Awlee found her in a nick of time and saved her so that she might live to abuse her children.

She's using the miscarriage of another baby she didn't want as the reason she didn't love nor attach to Omar many years later. I am convinced that were it not for the presence of Awlee and Jeremiah, both of those baybees would either be dead from accident or neglect, or in vegetative states. JFC, when Miah was only two, he was in ICU and on life support (according to Amy) over some preventable illness she neglected to attend to. Esraa had a burst ear drum that landed her in the ER thanks to her grotesque parody of a mother ignoring a simple ear infection.

I am not overly sympathetic to the emotional struggles of western women who have the luxury of always knowing where their next meal is coming from, live in a home free from fear and domestic violence, and know not poverty and hardship.

The type of "depression" and similar states that women (like Amy) in the west "suffer" from en masse is a symptom of privilege. It's an indulgence. Full stop. It's both a complete absence of perspective of the brutal conditions women endure in other parts of the world presently, and historical illiteracy regarding our conditions and status in previous ages.

People need to do more bucking the fuck up and less indulging in socially acceptable emotional afflictions because they have it so easy, they need to invent problems.

 

[Bubblez McGee]

Amy said that vaccines cause her to get cellulites.. While that can sometimes happen on very, very rare occasions, according to a 2020 article in The Journal of Family Medicine and Primary Care, there hasn't been a reported case of vaccine induced cellulitis since 1998, Amy claims that she contracted it after the tetanus vaccine she received when she was pregnant with Omar. Since she was pregnant with him before the article came out and after 1998, I'd say Amy is lying. Interestingly, the singular case noted in the article was a 9 year old boy who got cellulitis after a tetanus vaccine and Amy also aid that the vaccine she got was also tetanus. She must have heard somewhere that tetanus vaccines can cause cellulites and so she went with that story, but since she probably doesnt read medical journals, she wasn't aware that its been literally decades since the last incident.

 

[Sylvia Plath]

"He's half man, half bear, half pig. He's a manbearpig."

Man, she reeeeeeeally hates those children and should never have been a mother. She uses her miscarriage as justification as to why she "had a hard time loving" the other ones. She is constitutionally incapable of attending to anyone or anything outside of herself.

...the Deathfats version of a turducken.

 

[Stinky Britches]

I’m a nurse and have given thousand of vaccines. While you can get some localized swelling at the injection site, it does not cause cellulitis. Cellulitis is a bacterial infection. Considering we have been using sterilized, single use hypodermic needles for decades, and cleaning the injection sites with alcohol, the chances are nil that bacteria would be introduced in that way. Occasional children will have a reaction to the DTaP (diphtheria, Tetanus and acellular pertussis) vaccine which is administered in 5 doses between the ages of 2 months of age and 5 years. If there is a reaction, no further DTaP vaccines are given because the Pertussis portion of the vaccine is what causes the reaction. Going forward, that patient will still be administered a Td vaccine which is a tetanus vaccine without the Pertussis component. Td is the vaccine given to adults who have risk of developing Tetanus due to exposure.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's increasingly, especially in her lives, happily painting herself as Saint Amy, patron saint of damned near everything. She lectures Ali about leaving work at work & home at home. She lectures her viewers about how management should behave & if she doesn't flat out say it, (her droning had me zoning in & out), she implies she's held at least 1 position as a manager. And of course, she passed on the paid drive through meal.

She's not racist, presumably not sexist, is a warm & loving mommy & has sooo much empathy.

But she's too painfully stupid to weave together a story that will hold up to even the simplest scrutiny & when questioned, makes matters worse by adding extraneous 'detals' that make the lies even more glaring.

The Dollar Tree debacle is just the latest example. She managed to tear herself away from her online activities to pester a manager about another manager. That was bizarre. The only way I see one manager having the power to fire another manager is if the store manager fired a shift manager. It's a wonder that individual attained that position if they're willing to blat out what should be confidential disciplinary information to some complaining rando on the phone. But all was not lost - said manager did not get fired; as Amy can attest as she managed to wipe her rheumy eyes well enough to read a name tag from inside her van with dirty windows.

Meanwhile, her badly neglected ferals can be heard feraling in the background, drunk on the high fat, sugar & sodium crap Amy arsed herself to drive to get for them. She's using the excuse of CoVD now for not letting them out of the house, (unless it suits her) & how convenient. You don't have to buy more than a few items of clothing that fit & suit the weather nor do you have to keep them on a reasonable schedule that works with their school hours.

I assume spring will arrive soon in Portland. Let's see what excuses she finds not to take them out twice a day for some badly needed fresh air & exercise.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

She admits that she buys her cups at the Dollar Tree. How much of a mark-up does she put on for throwing on some glitter, now....and shipping?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I assume spring will arrive soon in Portland. Let's see what excuses she finds not to take them out twice a day for some badly needed fresh air & exercise.

Oh yeah. I had forgotten she is going to take them to the park twice a day. It appears she has, too.

In her dramatic retelling -where all characters are fictional and any resemblance to the living or dead is coincidental- of her "suicide attempt", she said it was at that moment "they" decided she needed immediate counseling to save her life and she's been in it ever since. But. *gets the calculator* That was shortly after Esraa was born. Esraa is five. Amy just "graduated" counseling after 3.5 years.

In the past month, Amy has been doing a lot of yammering about all the appropriate ways she has recently learned to "parent" from her "counselor" she's allegedly been seeing for 3.5 years, and now she is a proud graduate.

I don't think so. I think she finally concluded the state mandated parenting classes she was ordered to complete that CPS imposed on her.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Fuck. I missed the puppet of color debacle.

Likewise. Everything that comes out of Amy's mouth is so outrageous that it's easy to let things that would be hugely controversial go unnoticed. It just gets lost in the shuffle.

It's part of why Amy is my current favorite fat bitch. Her videos are almost endlessly rewatchable because there's always some new bullshit that you missed the last time. There are hit television series that lack the rewatchability of negative production value YouTube videos made by a fat, stinking, illiterate moron from Salem. If I were a television producer, that would be a sobering thought.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Likewise. Everything that comes out of Amy's mouth is so outrageous that it's easy to let things that would be hugely controversial go unnoticed. It just gets lost in the shuffle.

It's part of why Amy is my current favorite fat bitch. Her videos are almost endlessly rewatchable because there's always some new bullshit that you missed the last time. There are hit television series that lack the rewatchability of negative production value YouTube videos made by a fat, stinking, illiterate moron from Salem. If I were a television producer, that would be a sobering thought.

The truth is often stranger than fiction.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Assuming you got your GED in under 6 years and graduated beauty skool in less than twice the time required, then your confusion over the word "puppet" is understandable. You very logically imagined something like this-

If you're Amy Ramadan, then THIS is a "puppet"

The I AM NOT A RACIST puppet of color chimpout begins at the timestamp

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Is that cake halal?

It’s halal as long as you don’t know if it is halal or not. No joke, that is how it works.

Amy could eat anything that she has not been told is incorrect to eat and be ok within the rules of Islam. They aren’t devout so I would guess they just make a show of it should anyone ask what is different about being Muslim. But, who am I kidding, it’s not like Amy talks with anyone when she is busy hustling her etsy shop personal website

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

It’s halal as long as you don’t know if it is halal or not. No joke, that is how it works.

Amy could eat anything that she has not been told is incorrect to eat and be ok within the rules of Islam. They aren’t devout so I would guess they just make a show of it should anyone ask what is different about being Muslim. But, who am I kidding, it’s not like Amy talks with anyone when she is busy hustling her etsy shop personal website

If it took her 6 goddamn years to get a GED, approximately how long would it take her to understand the rules of halal?

Islamic jurisprudence also allows for the consumption of foods that are otherwise haram if the individual has no alternative or would be harmed by abstention. Imagine the wailing and rending of garments if Amy weren't allowed to eat hot dogs or Baconators. Her being allowed to eat massive quantities of absolutely anything that strikes her fancy is permissible because it prevents Cindermiah and the ferals from having to deal with her and her wooden spoon when she's hangry. Consider this a fatwa.

Edited to say emphasis on the fat, of course.

 

[Cold Waffle]

The I AM NOT A RACIST puppet of color chimpout begins at the timestamp

"We all use the restroom the same."

I love that this is one of the lines she uses in her speech about how everyone is the same.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

"We all use the restroom the same."

I love that this is one of the lines she uses in her speech about how everyone is the same.

What, are you some elitist shitlord who can still reach to wipe your own ass? Check your privilege!

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

If it took her 6 goddamn years to get a GED, approximately how long would it take her to understand the rules of halal?

Islamic jurisprudence also allows for the consumption of foods that are otherwise haram if the individual has no alternative or would be harmed by abstention. Imagine the wailing and rending of garments if Amy weren't allowed to eat hot dogs or Baconators. Her being allowed to eat massive quantities of absolutely anything that strikes her fancy is permissible because it prevents Cindermiah and the ferals from having to deal with her and her wooden spoon when she's hangry. Consider this a fatwa.

The Satanic Purses, a Novel by Salman Rushdie, Coming Summer 2021

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The Satanic Purses, a Novel by Salman Rushdie, Coming Summer 2021

One Thousand and One Frights: The Amy Haramadan Story

 

[krazy orange cat]

One Thousand and One Frights: The Amy Haramadan Story

Oh The Lies I Will Tell! by Amy "Dr. Seuss" Ramadan

 

[Plague Flea]

"We all use the restroom the same."

Unless you’re one of Amy’s kids, of course, they don’t get to use the restroom at all - that’s what the crapper van SUV is for.

 

[lottalove]

It works as a contour to slim the face

Inniways, late, she'd look less absurd and more "proportionate" with less fabric around her chins, but not less disgusting.

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

Unless you’re one of Amy’s kids, of course, they don’t get to use the restroom at all - that’s what the crapper van SUV is for.

I don't get the mechanics of that thing. Is it bolted into the floor? Does Amy scoop the poo out after one of her kids uses it or is there just a hole cut into the floor of the car so it gets disposed of in the middle of the road?