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ForTheHoard said:
My across the street neighbor has been reprimanded numerous times for setting up his stripper pole in his driveway and grinding on it when the block we live on has like 12 kids under 13. He's a decent guy but his entire identity is "look how faggy I am!"
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A friend of mine's favorite line used to be, "Arson is really tough to prove."
 
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LOWERCASE LETTERS said:
It's actually pretty easy to prove that arson happened. It's just hard to prosecute anyone because much of the evidence you'd need tends to get destroyed in the fire.
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They're actually fairly good at it these days. If they find an accelerant and you've got even a bit of that on you, you're toast. Unfortunately, often fires just get a cursory examination, not that fun CSI shit. Unless it involves millions in damage or someone dies, they aren't a huge priority.
 
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AnOminous said:
There's a pretty broad range of that, though. There are flamboyantly gay characters who are portrayed as promiscuous but this actually being a good thing, or at least neutral. Gay dudes actually are, at least statistically, pretty promiscuous, literally because they're dudes. Dudes scoring a lot is generally seen as success.
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It's about gay panic or something, I don't know. These people are insane, I still remember some brain dead article from Kotaku about how Street Fighter made the writer ashamed to admit she was bi because Juri Han is evil and bi.
 
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CyberCringe said:
It's about gay panic or something, I don't know. These people are insane, I still remember some brain dead article from Kotaku about how Street Fighter made the writer ashamed to admit she was bi because Juri Han is evil and bi.
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This is pretty standard for retards. Their favorite fruity little clubs have to be composed entirely of completely pure, innocent saints. You can't possibly have a bisexual villain. And yes, as goofy as the bisexual villain trope is, any group is going to have villains within its ranks. This isn't bad. There are really awesome villains. It's like the rare, super-pussified Italians who whine about Mob movies, when these are almost uniformly stylish, excellent characters. If you're going to have a villain among your people, tell me you wouldn't want Don Corleone. Or any character played by Joe Pesci.
 
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AnOminous said:
They're actually fairly good at it these days. If they find an accelerant and you've got even a bit of that on you, you're toast. Unfortunately, often fires just get a cursory examination, not that fun CSI shit. Unless it involves millions in damage or someone dies, they aren't a huge priority.
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Not to mention of the 9 houses on my dead end street, there's 15+ cameras always running and pointing at every corner of the block. Aside from the gay shit, we're secure enough to discourage intra-neighborhood crime.
 
AnOminous said:
There's a pretty broad range of that, though. There are flamboyantly gay characters who are portrayed as promiscuous but this actually being a good thing, or at least neutral. Gay dudes actually are, at least statistically, pretty promiscuous, literally because they're dudes. Dudes scoring a lot is generally seen as success.
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Talking about scoring.
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CyberCringe said:
calling all gays promiscuous sluts.
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It's funny because all gays are promiscuous sluts. It's just a fact. You can ask any of us. The only people offended by that are straights and gay men who don't want to admit it. I have never met a gay guy who wasn't a whore. And it has nothing to do with being gay and everything to do with the fact that men be horny.
 
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YachieKicchou said:
It's funny because all gays are promiscuous sluts. It's just a fact. You can ask any of us. The only people offended by that are straights and gay men who don't want to admit it. I have never met a gay guy who wasn't a whore. And it has nothing to do with being gay and everything to do with the fact that men be horny.
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I'm guessing that lesbian couples just stop having sex after a decade of being together.
 
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Dreamland said:
Talking about scoring.
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I felt really bad for the guy, then I got to the fourth paragraph and began to doubt all of it as the post turns into "teach men not to rape" bullshit.

The rapist knew what he was doing was rape, and even joked about it. A consent class wouldn't have stopped this. If the rapist has dozens of victims, why isn't he in jail? Press charges or sue him for medical bills and damages.
 
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Dreamland said:
Talking about scoring.
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I still can't understand for the life of me how some of this people after apparently being raped ( I say apparently because I wanna give them the benefit of the doubt even if more often than not these are "and then everyone clapped" tier stories) can still believe if someone told their rapist "when they say no you don't put peepee inside okay?" nothing would've happened. I mean they should understand that the thing that makes the rapist enjoy the act is them struggling, it's the whole point, otherwise the minute they went "please no" they would've stopped, right?

I don't even know if I truly buy that they believe that education can stop rape. It has to be some sort of mental cope or something.
 
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