Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[JackIsBlack]

Eating all that cheese is going to lead to high cholesterol and high blood pressure. Does his “sponsored” diet company own a stake in his will, or are they playing the stock market options game as to the over/under on when Senior will croak?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

How the hell should the one armed retard Jack use a shotgun? I don't know what's more frightening him holding a Remington 870 with his one hand or alone the thought that this inept retard has access to weapons at all.

All he has to do it hold it across his lap in a menacing way. I didn't say he was going to fire it or threaten anybody by holding it up. No, he'll just sit there with it.

It's interesting that Jack is so harsh against sugar as he eats buckets of lard through his keto diet eating meat and cheese for all 7 meals of the day.

He's a hypocrite plain and simple. You don't get to be that fat without eating lots of sugar or carbs. Of course he only started being against sugar when he became diabetic or pre-diabetic.

 

[CatFace]

I find it hard to believe too, but he is a short manlet with little to no muscle mass so it could be possible. Hes still fat as hell however.

I went 1200 call for two weeks and lost 2kg. I’m a littleish person and not as overweight as Jack. Could find it eh, reasonable. Believeable?

I’d believe in him a little if he started using some cookware that made things easier. But Tammy has to be doing most of the leg work. Someone several pages back posters guy with stumps for arms with all this shit to make his life easier.

and I in no way believe he is eating under 1000 cal. He has a food scale. It’s been seen. Why isn’t he weighing out all his portions separate from the family?

edit: place your bets, are the leftovers for the homeless or is he bringing it to Jack jrs place?

 

[Adamska]

Can Jack even take a shit anymore?

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For a casserole, that's a shitload of what looks to be cheese sauce in the pot over there.I reckon it's probably a melted down five pound bag and I'm just predicting he'll fucking drink it off camera.

All I do know is I suspect it's curdled since he probably put milk in that.

I went 1200 call for two weeks and lost 2kg. I’m a littleish person and not as overweight as Jack. Could find it eh, reasonable. Believeable?

I’d believe in him a little if he started using some cookware that made things easier. But Tammy has to be doing most of the leg work. Someone several pages back posters guy with stumps for arms with all this shit to make his life easier.

and I in no way believe he is eating under 1000 cal. He has a food scale. It’s been seen. Why isn’t he weighing out all his portions separate from the family?

edit: place your bets, are the leftovers for the homeless or is he bringing it to Jack jrs place?

Jack refuses to use a food scale for two reasons. The first and what I believe to be the main and most likely reason is that Jack is just a lazy fucking idiot. He'd rather just eyeball stuff because he can't be arsed to measure anything out. This is backed up by how it's very likely Tammy that measures his stuff into bowls when he can be fucked to do that.

The second and more hypothetical reason is that Fat Jack doesn't WANT to look at how much food he's going to shove down his throat. This is so he can more easily lie to himself about how he's totally dieting since he can pretend he isn't eating 5 pounds of cheese.

 

[CatFace]

For a casserole, that's a shitload of what looks to be cheese sauce in the pot over there.I reckon it's probably a melted down five pound bag and I'm just predicting he'll fucking drink it off camera.

All I do know is I suspect it's curdled since he probably put milk in that.

Jack refuses to use a food scale for two reasons. The first and what I believe to be the main and most likely reason is that Jack is just a lazy fucking idiot. He'd rather just eyeball stuff because he can't be arsed to measure anything out. This is backed up by how it's very likely Tammy that measures his stuff into bowls when he can be fucked to do that.

The second and more hypothetical reason is that Fat Jack doesn't WANT to look at how much food he's going to shove down his throat. This is so he can more easily lie to himself about how he's totally dieting since he can pretend he isn't eating 5 pounds of cheese.

I swear to god bear I saw him use one. It maybe was an old video or I’m just taking crazy pills and mixed up one of his videos with another cow.

the damn food scale is the only reason why I can eyeball things. I sought it because some good looking recipe did the whole XXg of whatever. You don’t really know what, say, 100g of carrot looks like until you see it.

mayhe if he saw he would stop bitching about fast food and snacks. Now from the comfort of nanny tammy’s car.

Edit: if the kids are moving. it should say my other caregivers are leaving boo boo.

to add some levity... a full pack of regular tampons is under 1kg. My friend’s child is about 4... I’ve been weighing a lot of non food things. For my future job as a carnival worker.

 

[Adamska]

I swear to god bear I saw him use one. It maybe was an old video or I’m just taking crazy pills and mixed up one of his videos with another cow.

the damn food scale is the only reason why I can eyeball things. I sought it because some good looking recipe did the whole XXg of whatever. You don’t really know what, say, 100g of carrot looks like until you see it.

mayhe if he saw he would stop bitching about fast food and snacks. Now from the comfort of nanny tammy’s car.

Oh no, I fully believe he has or had a food scale at some point since he over the years bought a lot of cooking gadgets. It's just that he fucking refuses to use it since effort (plus he ruined his tastebuds and so needs all that shit to taste it plus he doesn't want to actually realized how much he actually eats) or just turned it back into the store because he's that kind of Karen.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

But now, with his shoddy rap "career," along with it becoming increasingly evident that he shares some of the same, vile personality defects as his father

I guess it was at least a little apparent a while ago. I remember way back in the thread someone saying they saw Jack Jr and Brianna at the used bookstore trying to sell back some books, and Jack Jr was arguing with the cashier about the value.

So...crunched some numbers with Jr's budget. The average HVAC repairman in TN's salary is around 38k per year. Let's be somewhat generous and give Jr a 1/1 in the upper limits since it is a quick move-in. That is nearly half of his salary going to keeping a roof over his head. Add in a grocery bill of about $250 a week to eat really well, roughly $300 budget for gas (given rates of 2.10/gallon), and a gym membership ( because Jr gotta get his set in)...add in utilities and laundry, and I came back with roughly $4800 per year left over. That is to cover emergencies, entertainment, or literally ANYTHING else. Not included in the cost breakdown: car payments, insurance, clothing, toiletries (for Tammy Jr), fast food, or furniture.

Well, Brianna does have a job too, I'm pretty sure.

The plateauing is just because Jack is at the crunch phase and he almost definitely doesn't has the will power to persevere. Or, he's convinced himself that he can be more in control of the diet and gone back to his old ways (without realising; remember, this is a man who would rather be dead than not be a red meat eating glutton).

I actually think that for someone his size, it's kind of early for a plateau. The problem is that he's never truly gotten serious about counting and restricting the calories. He's mostly just been eating with a vague sense of "healthier versions" of what he'd normally eat, without regard to exact calorie counts and portions. It probably does amount to him eating fewer calories overall, hence the [alleged] modest weight loss, but if someone his size got serious about calorie counting and making 100% sure he's actually only eating 1200 calories per day max, I think he could lose upwards of 80 lbs before he hit a true plateau.

He's like 5'4'' or something; I can easily see him only weighing 250 - 270 lbs.

My thought is, he and Tammy are roughly the same height and in my opinion he looks like he weighs more than her. Tammy's fat, yeah, but she's not shaped like a goddamn bowling ball. That could come down to a difference in how men and women carry weight, though, and the fact that Tammy doesn't have the luxury/curse of a completely sedentary lifestyle because she actually has to do stuff during the day.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Can Jack even take a shit anymore?

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With all the cheese he inhales every day he most likely is a good competitor to a brick factory, if ya know what I'm sayin'.

edit: place your bets, are the leftovers for the homeless or is he bringing it to Jack jrs place?

The only thing a homeless would get from Jack is a stare and him shitting his pants because there's a homeless in the vicinity of him.

 

[Anal birth]

I actually think that for someone his size, it's kind of early for a plateau. The problem is that he's never truly gotten serious about counting and restricting the calories. He's mostly just been eating with a vague sense of "healthier versions" of what he'd normally eat, without regard to exact calorie counts and portions. It probably does amount to him eating fewer calories overall, hence the [alleged] modest weight loss, but if someone his size got serious about calorie counting and making 100% sure he's actually only eating 1200 calories per day max, I think he could lose upwards of 80 lbs before he hit a true plateau.

I think you may be conflating a mental plateau with a weight loss one. I'm pointing to the mental plateau

 

[Aaway]

I guess it was at least a little apparent a while ago. I remember way back in the thread someone saying they saw Jack Jr and Brianna at the used bookstore trying to sell back some books, and Jack Jr was arguing with the cashier about the value.


Well, Brianna does have a job too, I'm pretty sure.



I actually think that for someone his size, it's kind of early for a plateau. The problem is that he's never truly gotten serious about counting and restricting the calories. He's mostly just been eating with a vague sense of "healthier versions" of what he'd normally eat, without regard to exact calorie counts and portions. It probably does amount to him eating fewer calories overall, hence the [alleged] modest weight loss, but if someone his size got serious about calorie counting and making 100% sure he's actually only eating 1200 calories per day max, I think he could lose upwards of 80 lbs before he hit a true plateau.



My thought is, he and Tammy are roughly the same height and in my opinion he looks like he weighs more than her. Tammy's fat, yeah, but she's not shaped like a goddamn bowling ball. That could come down to a difference in how men and women carry weight, though, and the fact that Tammy doesn't have the luxury/curse of a completely sedentary lifestyle because she actually has to do stuff during the day.

tammy is pretty fucking massive herself and i'd guess she weighs just a little less than what jack does. it's just that not all her weight is in her gut like jack's is

i'm honestly surprised she hasn't had any weight-related health issues like jack, but it's probably not too far off given her age

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

tammy is pretty fucking massive herself and i'd guess she weighs just a little less than what jack does. it's just that not all her weight is in her gut like jack's is

i'm honestly surprised she hasn't had any weight-related health issues like jack, but it's probably not too far off given her age

The way she carries weight likely helps with that too, usually weight-related health issues are more likely if you tend to carry the excess weight in your mid section rather than lower body.

 

[captkrisma]

Well, Brianna does have a job too, I'm pretty sure.

If she does it would have to be part time as, tru to form, Jack let everyone know she's a full time student learning criminal justice.

The average salary for part-timers in TN is about $28,000 per year. That gives them roughly $32,000 per year without all the shit added from before (car payments, insurance, furniture, etc)

Furniture is a little less, because they could dismantle Jr's bed and haul that off, but they're missing other things like a table or sofa will cost them.

Another cost that wasn't factored into the cost breakdown is Jr's rap career itself. He outright says he purchases beats from PQNO. The site has different ranges for what you want to do, but buying them outright for performances and mass distribution cost a damn pretty penny.

 

[CatFace]

The only thing a homeless would get from Jack is a stare and him shitting his pants because there's a homeless in the vicinity of him.

Well ya. I should have said his excuse.

He has said he’s just having a little and giving it to the homeless. Just what every hard up person wants, half eaten food.

It’s kind of sad he doesn’t make fine enough foods to send home to his kid... I couldn’t eat even his passible dishes knowing my father and mother in law tongue fucked it first. I’d have loved a shitty chili when I moved out but I trust my own parents not to toss their mouth drippings back into the batch.

 

[stets]

tammy is pretty fucking massive herself and i'd guess she weighs just a little less than what jack does. it's just that not all her weight is in her gut like jack's is

i'm honestly surprised she hasn't had any weight-related health issues like jack, but it's probably not too far off given her age

With all of the health problems that Jack has had, there’s probably some underlying genetic problems that Tammy doesn’t have to deal with. Normal people, even very fat people, don’t have diabetes, high blood pressure, and multiple debilitating strokes before the age of 60. Jack probably won whatever is the opposite of the genetic lottery.

If she does it would have to be part time as, tru to form, Jack let everyone know she's a full time student learning criminal justice.

Tammy jr is one of the last people I’d expect to get a degree in criminal justice. I’m curious what she wants to do since she doesn’t exactly have the body type of a cop.

 

[AnOminous]

Tammy jr is one of the last people I’d expect to get a degree in criminal justice. I’m curious what she wants to do since she doesn’t exactly have the body type of a cop.

Be one of those white bitches who can't physically defeat a Negro when arresting him so she gets desperate and just shoots him instead and starts months of riots.

 

[captkrisma]

Tammy jr is one of the last people I’d expect to get a degree in criminal justice. I’m curious what she wants to do since she doesn’t exactly have the body type of a cop.

She doesn't and you're right, she would make a horrible cop, but you can also go into social work with a criminal justice degree...although I REALLY don't think she has the emotional fortitude to be a PO.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I don't know how you all manage to watch these live streams. The moment he started hacking up a lung and somehow kept it unmuted for the cough and managed to remute himself when he started talking again I just couldn't take the anymore.

Also I didn't realize he was a smoker when he was younger (of course he was.)

Glad he's learning to filter feed and eat only 1000 calories a day. Will totally not backfire and lead to rebound weight gain.

Can Jack even take a shit anymore?

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Jack: What's better than Keto Cheesy Chicken and Broccoli Casserole?

Answer: The same thing cooked by the chef that Jack stole the recipe from.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I don't understand why people say they feel bad for Tammy Jr. She voluntarily agreed to marry a douchey christian wannabe white rapper with a huge faggy furry Jesus shoulder tattoo. That doesn't suggest anything good about her character. Any normal girl would watch about 30 seconds of any one of his music videos and risk death from laughter. She probably thinks she married her dream guy. Just like Jack Sr. and Tammy Sr., it's a good thing they found each other because they are both retards that nobody else would want. Tammy Jr. saved Jack Jr. from a lonely life being laughed at by women and Jack Jr. saved Tammy Jr. from a life of pump and dumps and single motherhood.

Might as well be soulmates.

 

[Aaway]

I don't understand why people say they feel bad for Tammy Jr. She voluntarily agreed to marry a douchey christian wannabe white rapper with a huge faggy furry Jesus shoulder tattoo. That doesn't suggest anything good about her character. Any normal girl would watch about 30 seconds of any one of his music videos and risk death from laughter. She probably thinks she married her dream guy. Just like Jack Sr. and Tammy Sr., it's a good thing they found each other because they are both retards that nobody else would want. Tammy Jr. saved Jack Jr. from a lonely life being laughed at by women and Jack Jr. saved Tammy Jr. from a life of pump and dumps and single motherhood.

Might as well be soulmates.

they've been together for a while now. i don't think he was a rapper yet when they first started dating

unfortunately for tammy jr, i can see her being a single mother once jack jr grows tired of "endless sleepovers" with her and/or they both realize what a mistake they made getting married at such a young age. i used to feel bad for her because she seems like a nice person who was just too young/naive and caught up in the aura of having a boyfriend. but ever since they actually got married i can't say i feel bad for her anymore. she knew exactly what she was getting into by marrying into that trash family

 

[Pig Cups]

There's a great deal of speculation here that the next serious medical emergency Jack suffers will be his last, but I'm not so sure. Considering his luck, he'll keep getting worse and worse to where the state he's in today will seem like a fucking honeymoon. Even then, he still won't change.

For some context, Dudley Moore suffered permanent frontal lobe damage and 4 strokes before getting bypass surgery- he ultimately died of a Parkinson's-like disease in addition to pneumonia. Fez Whatley is on his 5th heart attack and has 13 stents.

Here's an example of someone whose eating habits almost killed him (at 41), and he responded the fucking right way for his and his family's sake. Guy's a food show host and podcaster. He drastically changed his diet, lost weight, and went to therapy. Didn't publicly complain or place the blame on someone/thing other than himself (though he does fault eAtiNG fOr tHE 'gRaM, which causes my sympathy levels to dip slightly). Now, his message is one of simple moderation, not "DON'T EVER EAT THIS!!" He easily admits that there's a place at the table for all 'bad' foods, whether they're culturally important or not. In other words, he learned his lesson and is not trying to stake out a position of self-centered righteousness without the follow-through, which is more than can be said for Jack "Sugar Is The Enemy" Scalfani.