Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

The American Hedgehog said:
The Idea Guys took things to an extreme with their mental torture. Like in https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cryzel_Torture, where they had Chris believing they were beating up his wife. And their angle of threatening to destroy CWCville if he didn't pay up with real-world money.
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They also convinced Chris that CWCville was being attacked by Russian soldiers and that he was Bisexual.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
The Idea Guys saga was stopped by The Captain, working with Marvin. Null was brought on board later on and helped with trying to get justice for Chris.

The Idea Guys took things to an extreme with their mental torture. Like in https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cryzel_Torture, where they had Chris believing they were beating up his wife. And their angle of threatening to destroy CWCville if he didn't pay up with real-world money.
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I know all that, buddy. The messed up thing is, a few years ago, I'd have felt pity for Chris. Now though, when I see him pissing away taxpayer money on legos, ebegging, lying, part of me thinks... fuck him. Fuck the Idea Guys too of course, but sincerely, I have no idea how I feel right now.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
I know all that, buddy. The messed up thing is, a few years ago, I'd have felt pity for Chris. Now though, when I see him pissing away taxpayer money on legos, ebegging, lying, part of me thinks... fuck him. Fuck the Idea Guys too of course, but sincerely, I have no idea how I feel right now.
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Trolls who fucked with him back in the early days did so for entertainment value and the only consequence was Chris making a fool of himself in public/over the internet, which is something he does on his own anyway. Wise & Boyd were manipulating him squarely for profit and getting off to sick power fantasies. They weren't invested in giving people funny Chris content, they wanted to see how much they could milk out of him for personal gain.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
1) This is transphobic. Social media will bail me out.
2) This is stressful. I am autistic. Sighhhhh. Someone else will bail me out.
3) Send 100,000 dollars of donations, please. I need money. I'll do the comics, maybe....
4) Curl up in a ball and hope the bailiffs / cops / repo men get bored.
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I’m pretty sure in the post barb homeless saga, Chris will manage to rope in some white knights to pay his rent for a bit. It’s gonna be a minute until he’s completely homeless.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
The Idea Guys saga was stopped by The Captain, working with Marvin. Null was brought on board later on and helped with trying to get justice for Chris.
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No one helped Chris. Nothing really changed. The idea guys were Chris's "friends" because they played his dimensional merge game with him. That's all Chris wants. Call him the queen of the universe and don't tell him he's a fool. You can beat up his imaginary wife and take away money he didn't earn that stupid people on the internet gave him. Just don't contradict his juvenile sci-fi fantasy blather about cartoon character universes. To Chris, that is all he wants from friends. Selfish self validation is Chris's idea of friendship, and he gets what he gets.

Personally, I don't see a difference between exploiting Chris and helping him most of the time. People should just leave him alone and watch.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
I'm in a state of cognitive dissonance.

Yay, fuck chris. Mock him.
Oh they're stealing money! That's too far!
But I was fine with mental torture.... O_o

Maybe Geno will shed some light onto if Null was right to step in and stop the horror show. Chris is an unusual character in that at times I feel profound sympathy for him. Other times I hate the dude.
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Don't you think that the aspects we dislike most about Chris are things brought about by his following? I doubt that a troll-less Chris would've become as narcissistic as he turned out to be. He doesn't comprehend others pitying him. Every pity-donation feels like a generous offering by a devoted fan.
 
SpacePirat said:
Don't you think that the aspects we dislike most about Chris are things brought about by his following? I doubt that a troll-less Chris would've become as narcissistic as he turned out to be. He doesn't comprehend others pitying him. Every pity-donation feels like a generous offering by a devoted fan.
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No I think they were brought about by Bob,, Barb, and tard genes.
 
The Fool said:
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Hell if I purchased the land after his house got demolished, I would build it to the original architecture of Chris's house but on the inside make it looks completely different, luxurious, and a nice place to live, for the backyard I would get a pool, move the gazebo, turn the greenhouse into a functioning one and grow food like peppers, watermelons, tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, and garlic, and build an actual driveway.
 
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AmazingEagle said:
Hell if I purchased the land after his house got demolished, I would build it to the original architecture of Chris's house but on the inside make it looks completely different, luxurious, and a nice place to live, for the backyard I would get a pool, move the gazebo, turn the greenhouse into a functioning one and grow food like peppers, watermelons, tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, and garlic, and build an actual driveway.
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Okay now try writing that post again except make it funny
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
No I think they were brought about by Bob,, Barb, and tard genes.
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Yeah Chris' delusions and self-centered worldview honestly were brought about more due to Borb's incompetence in raising a mentally disabled child and trying to mainstream him. They even encouraged his delusions of importance by talking about how the world is against them and giving him dumb conspiracies to believe in during the era of when he was discovered by saying how Michael Snyder was the mastermind behind the trolls.

Basically Chris is a cautionary tale on many things especially on why elderly people should not make a child together when they are old enough to be grandparents.
 
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Truthboi said:
Yeah Chris' delusions and self-centered worldview honestly were brought about more due to Borb's incompetence in raising a mentally disabled child and trying to mainstream him. They even encouraged his delusions of importance by talking about how the world is against them and giving him dumb conspiracies to believe in during the era of when he was discovered by saying how Michael Snyder was the mastermind behind the trolls.

Basically Chris is a cautionary tale on many things especially on why elderly people should not make a child together when they are old enough to be grandparents.
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And his galpals in high schools only egged his behavior rather than helping him.
 
I think the Classic parts on about Chris from the early 90s to 2000s was peak. Now it feels boring. The Sonic Boom thing was amusing but the other stuff is mundane.
 
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Bloitzhole said:
No offense, but if you think all he's doing is reading cwcki pages, chances are you've never gone through the painfully slow process that is content selection, subtitle timing and editing in general (audio in particular, way worse than video at least for me).
He also does pretty good work when it comes to subtle audio queues (most noticeable when the violins come on fx during the unclit saga). I wouldn't trudge through all this shit for the sum he currently gets on Patreon.
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the "it's just the cwcki with narration" crowd forget there are real channels that literally just read the cwcki verbatim and upload it. People like Basedshaman and the like. They throw in a few whacky zingers and then just read it. Geno goes through chats, reads the much less known inner circle of facebook enablers posts, edits down skype and phone calls, shortens videos for brevitity most of the time and reads the transcriptions of Chris's ramblings. I don't understand why that makes so many people on here so mad.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
the "it's just the cwcki with narration" crowd forget there are real channels that literally just read the cwcki verbatim and upload it. People like Basedshaman and the like. They throw in a few whacky zingers and then just read it. Geno goes through chats, reads the much less known inner circle of facebook enablers posts, edits down skype and phone calls, shortens videos for brevitity most of the time and reads the transcriptions of Chris's ramblings. I don't understand why that makes so many people on here so mad.
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To be fair, it's fairly dry content. Excellent documentary, incredibly well executed and researched, but it's not what those types are used to.

On the other hand, it could be that they think exposing Chris to a far wider audience will dilute their enjoyment somehow. I'm not a psychologist, I can only guess.
 
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