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Are videogames for children?


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Looks a bit too knockoff undertale for me to be super interested but does it get angry at you for killing everyone after the game flat out tells you to? Points in it's favour if not.
Nope. It's got a whole weird eastern philosophy thing going on that's difficult to explain and makes it come off way differently from undertale since there's no cartoonish villain to redeem and no multiple endings. There aren't really any real 'enemies' either and no random battles whatsoever.
 
ac valhalla got cracked
in other news, i cum
I hopped over to CrackWatch to see if there was any interesting info and...
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Piracy is getting weird.
 
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Why the fuck is Bratz Forever Diamondz for the PS2 £15
I swear last time I checked this game was like 50p
 
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I hopped over to CrackWatch to see if there was any interesting info and...
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Piracy is getting weird.
"womyn" (catfishers) got into piracy, check the whole empress vs fitgirl drama.

also the empress nigger got arrested LOL. (may be madeup tho)

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a couple of mentally ill guys larping as girls and creating drama, I expect nothing less from reddit. Honestly though f*** both of them, one for charging money for cracks, the other for wasting so much power with stupid compression that takes many hours to extract even on high-end hardware. Both of them are equally bad.

fuck fitnigger and fuck emprenigger, i just want to play games goddammit.
 
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Went looking for the PS1+2 boot sounds and found this video. I had no idea there were so many console startup screens.
 
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Is it me or I vastly prefer shadow warrior and blood over duke 3d just I am not a big fan of it
Blood was pretty much the pinnacle of what the engine could do before Ion Fury came around. Blood is really solid more or less throughout with only a handful of stages I can think of that are just drags. Mouseaim was clunky as fuck in Duke3D.
 
Been to GameStop today and it (almost) looks like a ghost town. I already know I need to buy some Nintendo Switch games, but then I went back outside the store and thought that it would be best to buy the online.

At least the pre-owned games are still at a reasonable price, so I can’t fault them too much.
 
Is it me or I vastly prefer shadow warrior and blood over duke 3d just I am not a big fan of it
Duke3D was kind of the weakest out of the three games, but still very good for me. Blood was personally the best game out of the three and has one of the best shotguns in FPS in my opinion.
 
Is it okay if we take some time to make fun of Balan Wonderworld? What a shit show. It’s a shame because I really like Balan’s design. Granted, you can’t expect much from Arzest.
 
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Is it okay if we take some time to make fun of Balan Wonderworld? What a shit show. It’s a shame because I really like Balan’s design. Granted, you can’t expect much from Arzest.
Doesn't it have 85 powerups and they all do a variation of either jumping, blowing something up, or being unable to jump while blowing something up?

I think the game was made primarily to spawn fan art and other bullshit because there's so many characters that the main character can turn into but they all have the same rig and move the same, like they spent so much time on the wrong fucking things. The Level design and everything else in the game is awful, even the controls are bad.
 
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Doesn't it have 85 powerups and they all do a variation of either jumping, blowing something up, or being unable to jump while blowing something up?

I think the game was made primarily to spawn fan art and other bullshit because there's so many characters that the main character can turn into but they all have the same rig and move the same, like they spent so much time on the wrong fucking things. The Level design and everything else in the game is awful, even the controls are bad.
Yup, over 80 costumes that all serve one purpose. Plenty of them are outclassed by ones you get later too, sometimes in THE SAME LEVEL. And yup again, because Yuji Naka or whoever was obsessed with making the game one button, there are costumes that can't jump. You can even softlock yourself with some of them because you can only switch costumes at a checkpoint. I'm not even sure what they actually spent time on besides the cutscenes, it looks like a mobile game and the motion capture animation is just not good.
 
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