Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[KateKorgi]

Sous Vide Everything made this exact thing 3 years ago. Dumbass should have used the flame thrower to finish it off.

 

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I know this is repeated often when Jack cooks any kind of meat but this one seriously looks undercooked. I don't like slimy soggy brisket like this. I would prefer it dryer and darker. What he showed when he cut into it here was pink and gelatinous. Fucking gross.

 

[FearsReality]

Man Jack that looks great I sure hope the juices didn’t go flying everywhere

 

[DontEatThat]

He said his mouth started watering when he was looking at the raw meat. Why is Jack so obsessed with raw meat? Why does he find it appetizing.? I have never had my mouth water looking at a raw piece of meat sitting on the kitchen counter. The fuck

Hes obsessed with meat because hes such a massively insecure manlet, that his sense of masculinity is fucked up. He buys into any idea of "manly" things that makes him feel good about having a dick, no matter how stupid they are. Thats why you see him proudly proclaim he does not read directions for worthless shit he buys, despite fucking it up. He grew up with the idea that grilling and smoking meat is a mans game and nothing riles up Jacks stroked out brain than men things and meat.
In the end just like a child would protray a childlike idea of mommy or daddy while playing, Jack plays man so he feels better that he is not only worthless as a member of functioning society but also as a man.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

gotta love how cutting the brisket had him completely out of breath

That was honestly the funniest bit. He's so out of shape that hacking away at that brisket left him out of breath.

What is the purpose of putting a smoking tube inside of a smoker? Like what the hell? Am I missing something here?

He was cold smoking. You do that with things like cheese or cured foods. They're already "cooked" so you don't want to apply heat, just the smoke. The smoker was just there to trap the smoke with the food and give it flavor.

Of course he smoked raw meat which is a no-no. That can lead to bacterial contamination if you're not careful. This is why foods that are cold smoked tend to be cured first.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Sous Vide Everything made this exact thing 3 years ago. Dumbass should have used the flame thrower to finish it off.

What a compare-and-contrast exercise this is with Jack's video. This video has actual effort put into the production and editing, doesn't look like it was filmed on a webcam from 2006, everyone involved seems to be enjoying themselves, the final product looks appetizing, and you can actually like and comment on their videos.

These guys kept it in sous vide at 145 for 44 hours. Jack only kept it in sous vide at 130 for 24 hours. That's why Jack's brisket is still tough and undercooked. And as @Phil Ken Sebben explains, cold smoking a raw chunk of beef is a bad idea. So this is yet another dangerous video from Jack that could get someone very sick if they followed it. Good thing nobody watches him for inspiration.

 

[Adamska]

Hes obsessed with meat because hes such a massively insecure manlet, that his sense of masculinity is fucked up. He buys into any idea of "manly" things that makes him feel good about having a dick, no matter how stupid they are. Thats why you see him proudly proclaim he does not read directions for worthless shit he buys, despite fucking it up. He grew up with the idea that grilling and smoking meat is a mans game and nothing riles up Jacks stroked out brain than men things and meat.
In the end just like a child would protray a childlike idea of mommy or daddy while playing, Jack plays man so he feels better that he is not only worthless as a member of functioning society but also as a man.

Ah yes, the fact that he's clearly so far in the closet he's hugging Aslan inappropriately and his grilling being a desperate attempt to hide that effeminate side of himself. Also he's a massive glutton who is literally addicted to smoked meats to the point that food is his god, and ribs his prophet. That doesn't help either.

 

[StraightShooter2]

He said his mouth started watering when he was looking at the raw meat. Why is Jack so obsessed with raw meat? Why does he find it appetizing.? I have never had my mouth water looking at a raw piece of meat sitting on the kitchen counter. The fuck

Rare steak is edible without getting ill - I'm not sure about rare briscuit, and definitely not rare chicken.

There are also some famous dishes made with raw meat - like Steak Tartare (which is basically raw hamburger meat served with spices and a raw egg) - but I've never had it and don't want to.

Though it does look like something that Jack should give a try:

 

[DX10]

Steak Tartare is generally safe if prepared in a professional or well-cleaned home kitchen with steak meat that you can be sure of the quality of. Same for the egg -- most modern radiation-treated eggs (yes) are free of salmonella/food poisoning risk to all but the most vulnerable of people (and even then it's a super tiny chance). I would not do it with supermarket standard shelf steak but a properly-butchered steak from a reputable outlet... well, I wouldn't personally LIKE to eat such a meal, but I would assume it safe to eat.

Shit's gross, but it's unlikely to make you sick IF you do it right, and doing it right basically involves cleaning your hands, utensils and surfaces well, grinding it carefully and cleaning the grinder well fore and aft, and keeping egg and meat separate until serving time. Simple stuff really, but Mushbrain would never, ever do it right.

 

[Richard Mongler]

He said his mouth started watering when he was looking at the raw meat. Why is Jack so obsessed with raw meat? Why does he find it appetizing.? I have never had my mouth water looking at a raw piece of meat sitting on the kitchen counter. The fuck

It's because he's merely a fleshsuit for a wendigo

 

[James done did it]

whenever jack cooks outside i notice that he must have at least 5-8 different grilling and/or smoking devices, it's like a child with toys, he can't stop collecting useless kitchen gadgets that he tries to pretend sponsored his videos. i wonder if the tugboat will ever run out, is tammy even getting real work or are they both just mooching on unemployment now?

 

[StraightShooter2]

whenever jack cooks outside i notice that he must have at least 5-8 different grilling and/or smoking devices, it's like a child with toys, he can't stop collecting useless kitchen gadgets that he tries to pretend sponsored his videos. i wonder if the tugboat will ever run out, is tammy even getting real work or are they both just mooching on unemployment now?

I thought she got a new job.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I thought she got a new job.

Her LinkedIn profile now shows "Financial Controller at T&J Services". So if she does actually have a real job, she isn't listing it there.

 

[stets]

There are also some famous dishes made with raw meat - like Steak Tartare (which is basically raw hamburger meat served with spices and a raw egg) - but I've never had it and don't want to.

Steak tartare is delicious and safe to prepare at home as long as you're using good quality beef, ie not something from a supermarket display case. It's one of the dishes I make most frequently because it's easy and the perfect hangover food when served with some crostini. It's fun to make too since there are generally like eight ingredients that are the basis of the dish, but you can play around with the proportions and make it how you like. To be on the safe side though, I pasteurize the egg and hand chop the beef instead of putting it through my grinder.

I've had steak tartare probably a hundred times ranging from my home kitchen, to ethnic restaurants, to bistros, to fine dining. It's one of my favorite foods, and I've never been sick from it.

 

[AnOminous]

I've had steak tartare probably a hundred times ranging from my home kitchen, to ethnic restaurants, to bistros, to fine dining. It's one of my favorite foods, and I've never been sick from it.

For this I usually go to an actual butcher, pick a specific piece (chuck for burgers maybe tenderloin for tartare) and get that cut ground, specifying what it is for. They know what to do. Any bacteria is generally going to be on the outside of the meat.

You definitely don't want to do this with grocery store bought crap that is a mix of who the fuck knows from maybe a half dozen different countries and full of the diseases from every one of them.

This is if you like actually having a burger that is medium-rare, instead of having to char it to death. Although a burger is often actually pretty good well done, sometimes you want a change of pace.

 

[Richard Mongler]

For this I usually go to an actual butcher, pick a specific piece (chuck for burgers maybe tenderloin for tartare) and get that cut ground, specifying what it is for. They know what to do. Any bacteria is generally going to be on the outside of the meat.

You definitely don't want to do this with grocery store bought crap that is a mix of who the fuck knows from maybe a half dozen different countries and full of the diseases from every one of them.

This is if you like actually having a burger that is medium-rare, instead of having to char it to death. Although a burger is often actually pretty good well done, sometimes you want a change of pace.

I can't speak for most of your post, but I've eaten medium rare burgers all my life, not once have I had a problem come from it

 

[Pig Cups]

From Jack's Instagram- This woman has completely had it and is clearly wishing grim death on her husband. At the same time, Jack is much too immature to understand that she finds his behavior annoying and detestable, and to add insult to injury, goes on to mindlessly broadcast said behavior to the fucking world. In terms of childishness, this is merely a tiny step up from having a kicking & screaming tantrum on the floor. So maddeningly juvenile...



And Pig is 99.99% sure she's just staying to avoid divorce- see, this would not only hurt God, but it would diminish her standing among the congregants of their murder church. All she can do is wait it out, hoping that the day soon arrives when she hears a *thud* on the floor in the next room, and gets that taste of sweet, sweet liberation.

Pig would hardly be surprised if she was trying to hasten this by doing what some of the slaves used to do with their masters back in the old times- sprinkle a little finely ground glass on the oatmeal that they served them in the morning. Eventually, the master dies of what looks like a heart attack, and then on from there, FREEDOM.

"Here you go, pumpkin. I even put some extra powdered sugar on top! I know that's your favorite. Eat up, my sweet! <3"
(Walks away, muttering under breath, "till death do us part, till death do us part")

 

[AnOminous]

I can't speak for most of your post, but I've eaten medium rare burgers all my life, not once have I had a problem come from it

Neither have I but I generally take care to get good products from the start.

 

[Fatafata v2]

Rare steak is edible without getting ill - I'm not sure about rare briscuit, and definitely not rare chicken.

There are also some famous dishes made with raw meat - like Steak Tartare (which is basically raw hamburger meat served with spices and a raw egg) - but I've never had it and don't want to.

Though it does look like something that Jack should give a try:

You can get sashimi chicken in Japan. Of course it has been prepared by skilled professionals that care about hygiene

 

[Aaway]

From Jack's Instagram- This woman has completely had it and is clearly wishing grim death on her husband. At the same time, Jack is much too immature to understand that she finds his behavior annoying and detestable, and to add insult to injury, goes on to mindlessly broadcast said behavior to the fucking world. In terms of childishness, this is merely a tiny step up from having a kicking & screaming tantrum on the floor. So maddeningly juvenile...

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And Pig is 99.99% sure she's just staying to avoid divorce- see, this would not only hurt God, but it would diminish her standing among the congregants of their murder church. All she can do is wait it out, hoping that the day soon arrives when she hears a *thud* on the floor in the next room, and gets that taste of sweet, sweet liberation.

Pig would hardly be surprised if she was trying to hasten this by doing what some of the slaves used to do with their masters back in the old times- sprinkle a little finely ground glass on the oatmeal that they served them in the morning. Eventually, the master dies of what looks like a heart attack, and then on from there, FREEDOM.

"Here you go, pumpkin. I even put some extra powdered sugar on top! I know that's your favorite. Eat up, my sweet! <3"
(Walks away, muttering under breath, "till death do us part, till death do us part")

why does she look like she's aged 20 years since the last video? there has to be some sort of "make yourself look older" filter on that pic