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Surly Muppet said:
Phil is on a tear. He is 39 years old now, and if he sees you being mean to him or his family in the chat, he's banning you. Don't even ask to come back. This is identical to rants he gave at 38, 37, 36...
You can always prey on the apology fetish though.

Phil is again struggling with bills before he gets paid by Twitch in the second half of the month. Really odd that this situation never seems to improve. Even after $700 and $400 days to start the month.
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Everyone he bans can rest assured that they will be lviing rent free in that this mans brain for the rest of his miserable exsistence.
 
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white gorilla glue said:
Beasts of burden carry or pull loads.
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Phil's the only one pulling around there. If you know what I mean.

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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
You can award me with puzzle pieces because I'm about to pretend I'm better than Dave all you want, but back when I did martial arts more actively one lesson that I always took to heart is to never fight someone who has a weapon, especially if you're unarmed. My sensei knew too many people who were talented martial artists who thought they could do a flying armbar or immediately kick someone in the jaw or had any other dumb ideas because they thought they were tough and could kick the ass of some guy who brandished a knife, only to end up in the hospital because they got stabbed and slashed, or worse, their injuries would leave them with severe permanent physical handicaps or death.

Dave is one guy I wouldn't be afraid of taking on even if he was dual-wielding his autism hatchets and I think everyone on this forum could kick his ass in that situation too. You've all seen the greenscreen footage he took of himself simulating swinging a club or hatchet, if you haven't just look how clumsy and uncoordinated he is. And that was from half a decade ago, he's only gotten worse now.
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We could breath on Phil and he would fall over.
Or he'd pull a JAHA ( is that how it's spelt ?) And high tail it toward a bathroom.
 
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Pepper Jack said:
Phil set his sub goal very early in the month, April 2nd in fact. This breaks with his tradition of waiting at least a week into the month to set the goal due to a lot of gifted subs expiring at the beginning of the month.

I wonder what gave Phil the confidence to set the goal on the second day of the month despite him knowing about the impending sub drop? Perhaps it was a purveyor of iced coffee?
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He got 80+ on Tuesday so he was probably told that he would get a large amount of subs from his whales. He probably just didn't know how fast it would fall off and he hates to go back on his goals so get ready to hear some crying for the rest of this month.
 
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Lady Adjani said:
Nintendo went after Dave's livelihood, this was during the WiiU era where videos of first party Nintendo games couldn't be monetized / they'd take a cut, can't remember which. This resulted in multiple rant videos by the goutlord, so butthurt he even went and threw his WiiU in a trashcan.

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Iron Hamster said:
That one he still has and is business related?
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You guys are ignoring the best part of that: he threw it in the trash and then a short while later was using it for games. He did this big dramatic fuck you to nintendo, tossed the console into the trash and declared he was done with them. He then turned the camera off and had to hunch over the garbage and fish it out, because he's a bitch.
Coke Zero said:
I dont understand his whole grocery shopping schtick. Why does he make such a big deal about grocery shopping? Everyone has to do it and its not interesting or hard but he describes it as this herculean task that only he has to go through. If you live in the suburbs of any major American city, you're no more than like 5 minutes away from a grocery store. Its not a big deal to run to the store if you need to get a loaf of bread or something and be back home in 15 or 20 mins.

Like why do we even know what day he goes grocery shopping? I can't think of any other people I watch on the internet who have ever told their audience about grocery shopping even just once, but dsp regularly discusses groceries. I just dont get it...
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You probably have heard a streamer talk about grocery shopping, but you don't remember it because usually the stories go "So I was at the grocery store and..." because people talk about out of the ordinary stuff that happens. Nothing happens to Phil because he never leaves the house, therefore grocery shopping is the most out of the ordinary thing that happens to him during the week.
Martys_not_smarty said:
So does the Fred Meyer by Piggy has a order online and pick up at store option? I know most places are doing it now and you can get everything you wanted ordered days in advance and just drive up to the entrance and they'll hand the shit off to you why doesn't he do that?
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Can't, detractors would sabotage it.
 
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Lady Adjani said:
Nintendo went after Dave's livelihood, this was during the WiiU era where videos of first party Nintendo games couldn't be monetized / they'd take a cut, can't remember which. This resulted in multiple rant videos by the goutlord, so butthurt he even went and threw his WiiU in a trashcan.

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always liked how he tried to make a big deal for the common person as if he couldn't believe somebody would upload gameplay footage without making money on it themselves. Same shit when youtube "flipped the switch" and made it so MCN partners were getting hit with I.D claims if they weren't in the managed category.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
It's on his list of games to play this year I believe.

But yeah, the netcode is amazing but DSP will still somehow be the only one with lag.
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*K. O.* *You Lose*
Did you see that???? I hit him but the shitty *mocking voice* "roll back" netcode took it back! This sucks, this game fucking sucks. Arc Sys are just a bunch of fucking morahns who have no idea what they're doing. *Snort*
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
*K. O.* *You Lose*
Did you see that???? I hit him but the shitty *mocking voice* "roll back" netcode took it back! This sucks, this game fucking sucks. Arc Sys are just a bunch of fucking morahns who have no idea what they're doing. *Snort*
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Please stop! think of the farmers! :cryblood:
 
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