The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

Nobody's been beaten, shot, or harmed in any way.

But people are DISAGREEING with them on the Internet! It's a literal Holocaust!

 

[Divine right to rule]

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What does this remind me off.....

Spoiler

 

[The Dude]

See everyone, they didn't buy a useless shell of an earthship that will never be completed! The original owners ran some wire! Words cannot express how much of a colossal faggot and larper you have to be to walk around with a dropleg on all fucking day if you aren't in an active combat zone. I think I'd actually respect a fob bra more. At least they have style.

There are situations where wearing a drop leg holster makes sense, usually because drawing your sidearm from a normal belt holster would be too awkward, difficult, or impossible. The main reason to wear a drop leg holster is because you're wearing bulky body armor that gets in the way of drawing from a belt holster. They also make a lot of sense when you're spending a lot of time sitting in a car, riding an ATV, or saddled on a horse for a good amount of the day. They're fine to have on when concealment isn't necessary and you just want to have your sidearm on your person and can carry it comfortably and quickly accessible, like when you're out hiking or around camp. There are also time where having one on instead of a traditional belt holster is pants-shittingly retarded, like when you're out in public and carrying concealed would be a wiser choice, or when you're working around your ranch diving post holes.

If you find that horrifying you're going to want to be in a padded room with a loaded gun when I tell you that literally every single tranny thinks this way.

They know deep down in their barely functional minds that they don't pass, but they will never admit it. They'll always say that they look indistinguishable from a real woman and that they are TOTALLY just one of the girls teehee or some equally inane larp phrase stemming from how their idea of a woman equates to teen girl sleepover scenes in 90s media.

Couple that with all the macho posturing they do in every facet of their life with guard duty, being a rugged asshole up all night with a loaded gun, buying extremely expensive weapons, extremely expensive farming equipment, old-ass cars, shelves dedicated to videogame memorabilia... Almost sounds like a bunch of very insecure men with lingering feelings of inadequacy! Who could have guessed?

To be honest, their firearms really aren't "extremely expensive" as far as firearms go. They're actually on the cheap end for what they are and are geared towards more casual gun hobbiests who want something that is no-frills and reasonably reliable for most hobby shooting. For example, the .300 WinMag "sniper rifle" that what's-his-ass thinks is so damned impressive is only a fraction of the cost of what a real sniper rifle like an Accuracy International or Barrett MRAD would cost. You might be able to buy the scope that would be mounted on a real sniper rifle for what he paid for his Ruger target rifle. He maybe paid $1100 for the Ruger AR15 he's been packing around, where a rifle that's designed as a serious fighting rifle meant to handle harsh combat conditions would easily be $1000+ more. Firearms in general are high-dollar items, and the higher the quality and capability of the weapon, the more it's going to cost you. Someone who is genuinely serious about firearms for self defense can easily spend thousands of dollars on the weapons and all the accessories, components, and peripherals to get it equipped how they want it. And that's not even touching on how much more specialized weapons and items cost, like NFA weapons/devices like civilian transferable full-auto weapons, sound suppressors, short barreled rifles/shotguns, or destructive devices like grenade launchers or long range rifles chambered for cartridges larger than fifty caliber.

tl;dr: The Troonicorn Tranch Troops are really armed with fairly cheap, basic-bitch firearms that they bought because they don't know better and thought they were impressive/scary looking.

 

[AnOminous]

tl;dr: The Troonicorn Tranch Troops are really armed with fairly cheap, basic-bitch firearms that they bought because they don't know better and thought they were impressive/scary looking.

To be fair, utterly retarded lunatics with firearms are almost automatically scary. Even a literal retard can kill you with a gun. You just stay away from them, hope they don't live with you, or get ready to exercise your own Second Amendment rights if you are unfortunate enough to live next to them.

These idiots should probably consider that fact. It is very unlikely their neighbors are unaware of the dangerous freaks living next to them.

 

[Neko GF]

They use words like violence, imply they would be killed, and talk about safe spaces a lot. Yet, despite their compound supposedly bristling with cameras, they have not even a single Sasquatch photo of the "fash". They can't name names, despite the small community. Nobody's been beaten, shot, or harmed in any way. Nothing has been stolen or vandalized. The police have never been called. The only threat to the animals comes from the ranch itself, not from any outsiders. The alpaca that died, which they said they were getting a necropsy for, has never been mentioned again.

How anyone can see this as legitimate and not a clumsy grift slapped with some rainbow paint is totally beyond me.

Well, these are the same people who look at Kevin and Philip and call them "women", so I doubt that these people are capable of any form of logical thinking.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They'll run away, abandon the ranch and plead poverty and transphobia. Lawyers and judges won't want to touch the case because any inquiry will result in them screaming to high heaven about bigotry. The animals will be disposed of and the land will be remediated to prevent a complete desertification disaster at taxpayer expense, plus possibly some help from the neighbors who don't want their property values to go to hell.

I'm secretly hoping they set fire to the tranch with their faulty equipment and blame The Fash for their own stupidity.

 

[Had]

They're looking to create an official Tranch archive. I can't wait to see how half-assed it's going to be (has a website ever 41%ed). Now I wonder what the best source of raw materials would be.....

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It's 2021, there are so many tool's for web development it's not even funny.
Just make a squarespace one and link to your store page, it's not like you need anything other than a blogging tool really.

They use words like violence, imply they would be killed, and talk about safe spaces a lot. Yet, despite their compound supposedly bristling with cameras, they have not even a single Sasquatch photo of the "fash". They can't name names, despite the small community. Nobody's been beaten, shot, or harmed in any way. Nothing has been stolen or vandalized.

You forget they get weird looks when they go out to eat. they are fighting a war on all fronts.

 

[Coily]

That Heifer initiative sounds good.

 

[Blasterisk]

To be honest, their firearms really aren't "extremely expensive" as far as firearms go. They're actually on the cheap end for what they are and are geared towards more casual gun hobbiests who want something that is no-frills and reasonably reliable for most hobby shooting. For example, the .300 WinMag "sniper rifle" that what's-his-ass thinks is so damned impressive is only a fraction of the cost of what a real sniper rifle like an Accuracy International or Barrett MRAD would cost. You might be able to buy the scope that would be mounted on a real sniper rifle for what he paid for his Ruger target rifle. He maybe paid $1100 for the Ruger AR15 he's been packing around, where a rifle that's designed as a serious fighting rifle meant to handle harsh combat conditions would easily be $1000+ more. Firearms in general are high-dollar items, and the higher the quality and capability of the weapon, the more it's going to cost you. Someone who is genuinely serious about firearms for self defense can easily spend thousands of dollars on the weapons and all the accessories, components, and peripherals to get it equipped how they want it. And that's not even touching on how much more specialized weapons and items cost, like NFA weapons/devices like civilian transferable full-auto weapons, sound suppressors, short barreled rifles/shotguns, or destructive devices like grenade launchers or long range rifles chambered for cartridges larger than fifty caliber.

Did you write that because wifey found the BRNO?

 

[Old Fart]

They should jump on the "sponsor/name an alpaca" scam. Just $20 a month and you get to name an alpaca and get updates, the updates being the same photo and update for everyone dumb enough to sign up.

Or better yet, a different alpaca each time because who the hell would recognise it?

They're looking to create an official Tranch archive. I can't wait to see how half-assed it's going to be (has a website ever 41%ed). Now I wonder what the best source of raw materials would be.....

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If they really think they should have their own website/shop (they shouldn't), it wouldn't be terribly difficult to find some open source commerce software. If only they had a staff member who has time enough, prefers the indoors over the outdoors, likes to spend a lot of time on the computer...

 

[The Dude]

Did you write that because wifey found the BRNO?

LOL guilty!

Actually, no. She knew about it from the beginning and has usually been very supportive of my purchases because I've always made sure that I only make said purchases when we are financially sound and spending the money will in no way negatively impact the household finances. Usually it's because I've taken on boo-koo overtime to earn additional money so that I won't be spending anything from our normal income. Lately it's been because we have had additional money from the stimulus checks, plus I had a ton of paid time off that I cashed out when it was about to expire, so we split the money 50/50 and each of us could do whatever we wanted with our half of the stimmy. Mrs. Dude is pretty awesome and supportive of my interests and hobbies usually because she knows that I'll always put her and our boys first, even if it means using money I've saved up towards something I wanted to pay for sudden repairs, emergency medical bills, or whatever other nasty surprise might rear it's ugly head.

No, I made that comment because it's the truth. The Tranacious Troonicorns really do own fairly mediocre, basic-bitch weapons that are on the more affordable end of the firearms pricing spectrum. They think they're armed with Dodge Vipers and Corvette Stingrays, when really they've got Honda Accords and VW GTIs. Perfectly serviceable, fairly affordable, but nothing special or aimed at serious use and performance.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He maybe paid $1100 for the Ruger AR15 he's been packing around, where a rifle that's designed as a serious fighting rifle meant to handle harsh combat conditions would easily be $1000+ more.

Not really. The US government pays around $500 apiece for M4A1s. Yeah yeah, massive million-rifle contracts but a gun suitable for "serious use" doesn't have to cost anywhere near 2 grand, and anyone who claims otherwise is a guccifag desperately coping about their "investment." It's all a larp anyway for the tranch so buying the Good Enough rifles suits them. If anything, Kyle taught us last year that a basic bitch six hundred dollar rifle is more than enough to do what you need to.

 

[Blasterisk]

Not really. The US government pays around $500 apiece for M4A1s. Yeah yeah, massive million-rifle contracts but a gun suitable for "serious use" doesn't have to cost anywhere near 2 grand, and anyone who claims otherwise is a guccifag desperately coping about their "investment." It's all a larp anyway for the tranch so buying the Good Enough rifles suits them. If anything, Kyle taught us last year that a basic bitch six hundred dollar rifle is more than enough to do what you need to.

The question is, how much does your M4A1 cost with an ACOG, a flashlight, a laser? Not what you need to kill a man, but the practical cost of attachments and doohickeys is forgotten.

 

[The Dude]

Not really. The US government pays around $500 apiece for M4A1s. Yeah yeah, massive million-rifle contracts but a gun suitable for "serious use" doesn't have to cost anywhere near 2 grand, and anyone who claims otherwise is a guccifag desperately coping about their "investment." It's all a larp anyway for the tranch so buying the Good Enough rifles suits them. If anything, Kyle taught us last year that a basic bitch six hundred dollar rifle is more than enough to do what you need to.

We're talking about price on the civilian firearms market, not what the government pays due to contracts and bulk pricing. An FN Mk17 SCAR might cost Uncle Sam $800 per rifle, but Average Joe American is going to pay $3000+ at his local bang shop to get virtually the same rifle built on the same tooling using the same parts, just without the ability to fire fully-automatic. Yeah, a basic-bitch Bushmaster AR can kill someone just as dead as a $3500 FN Mk17S SCAR-H, but that doesn't mean the Bushmaster is going to be equally as capable as the FN SCAR to handle harsh, demanding conditions and environments. Any person who has a reasonable knowledge of firearms, manufacturers, and the varying quality of materials, fit, finish, etc. between the differing brands and models, and is someone who intends to purchase a weapon with the intention of having it for self defense will approach the situation as if they are making an investment, spending a larger amount on a weapon that they know will be reliable, accurate, and built to the high standard expected of a serious self defense weapon. Penny and the rest of the Troonicorn Troopers are grossly ignorant of such things, buy the guns that look the coolest/look the closest to the good shit that they can get at a low price, then parade around all proud and impressed with themselves because they think they're now every bit the equal to someone in DevGru or SFOD-D because their Ruger AR meant for target shooting and blasting coyotes on sunny days looks a lot like the Heckler & Koch HK416s the HS/LD guys are armed with. As you say, it's all a LARP and their guns can kill someone just as dead as an X95 Tavor, but that doesn't mean their Ruger was built to function as well as the X95 in the same kind of harsh environments and demanding situations. Shit, a zip gun built from stuff from a Home Depot can kill someone just as dead, but that doesn't make it a serious weapon to trust your life to in a self defense situation. That's all I'm saying.

 

[White Devil]

God, I wish I could get a fucking FN for just $500 instead of $1700 or four years of my life.

 

[Techpriest]

God, I wish I could get a fucking FN for just $500 instead of $1700 or four years of my life.

Buy Century FAL’s then

 

[White Devil]

Buy Century FAL’s then

Giving CAI money is about as retarded as trooning out.

 

[Techpriest]

Giving CAI money is about as retarded as trooning out.

Well do you want to give up a kidney instead?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

We're talking about price on the civilian firearms market, not what the government pays due to contracts and bulk pricing. An FN Mk17 SCAR might cost Uncle Sam $800 per rifle, but Average Joe American is going to pay $3000+ at his local bang shop to get virtually the same rifle built on the same tooling using the same parts, just without the ability to fire fully-automatic. Yeah, a basic-bitch Bushmaster AR can kill someone just as dead as a $3500 FN Mk17S SCAR-H, but that doesn't mean the Bushmaster is going to be equally as capable as the FN SCAR to handle harsh, demanding conditions and environments. Any person who has a reasonable knowledge of firearms, manufacturers, and the varying quality of materials, fit, finish, etc. between the differing brands and models, and is someone who intends to purchase a weapon with the intention of having it for self defense will approach the situation as if they are making an investment, spending a larger amount on a weapon that they know will be reliable, accurate, and built to the high standard expected of a serious self defense weapon. Penny and the rest of the Troonicorn Troopers are grossly ignorant of such things, buy the guns that look the coolest/look the closest to the good shit that they can get at a low price, then parade around all proud and impressed with themselves because they think they're now every bit the equal to someone in DevGru or SFOD-D because their Ruger AR meant for target shooting and blasting coyotes on sunny days looks a lot like the Heckler & Koch HK416s the HS/LD guys are armed with. As you say, it's all a LARP and their guns can kill someone just as dead as an X95 Tavor, but that doesn't mean their Ruger was built to function as well as the X95 in the same kind of harsh environments and demanding situations. Shit, a zip gun built from stuff from a Home Depot can kill someone just as dead, but that doesn't make it a serious weapon to trust your life to in a self defense situation. That's all I'm saying.

If you buy a SCAR then get it dirty enough to keep a Bushmaster from firing I think your wife is legally allowed to shoot you with it.

I talked a bit about my opinion earlier but one of the reasons self-defense rifles are easy mode is they never get in those conditions. You keep it in your house all the time except when you bring it to the range, and then you clean it when you get home. Your home defense rifle only needs to operate under optimal conditions. You arn't taking it into the sandbox, you arn't taking it into the jungle, you're just shooting someone in your air-conditioned house. If you buy a gun that can't operate in the environment of "a clean home" then you're in trouble, but you don't need your home defense AR-15 to be able to withstand getting dragged by a truck through the mud or whatever.

If you spend $3000 on a gun you're doing it because its your hobby not because its going to save your life when a $1500 gun wouldn't.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Never before seen photos from the wedding of Paul and Sky_is_a_void. (Note: Sky is the only non-trans trancher. He's just a faggot.)

Pure cope. Paul's mom tried to fat shame him out of wearing the dress because Paul is fat, not because the dress is black. And why couldn't he successfully uninvite his mom? Probably because she paid for everything.



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